Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

" The best sex I've ever had. Prison sex doesn't even compare. "

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber is buying this. Poor Puppy will be devastated.

[Keywestclubkid]

Wasn’t she late for work? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

OMG sunglasses on the back of the head. Douchbag alert!!

Do you actually go out in public like that?

He was in a hurry and couldn't find his baseball cap. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael’s Mother has quite the hairdo. 

[Floatingbison]

The best sex I ever had, outside of Cellblock B.

[Coltee Gal]

Awwwww shiiiiitttttt 😈🍆 is in tha house! Hide yo girlfriends. Hide yo wife.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh look, Devil Dick plays the piano! What a terrible shame that he wasted his magical gift. 

[candall]

doo-de-doodie plink plink plink

"I can't believe you remember that!" 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[LucyEth]

Now mumbles loves Sarah, this must be a joke.

[Gobi]

😈🍆 alert!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I am sold. I KNOW that Michael would get rid of all his other women. It’s just that his devil dick has a mind of its own.

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Michael’s Mother has quite the hairdo. 

A lot going on there!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I did Imperfect Foods for awhile. There were some good deals but the selection was not so great. I gave it up after a few month. 

Sidebar 

I was thinking about doing this. Yay or nay?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Mama Michael. If you only knew.

[JenE4]

Oh, wow. I thought it was Pretty Girl or Pretty Baby banging on the piano...but that was Michael “playing a song”?! His devil powers must enchant ears, as well. What a maestro!

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

He thinks Amber looks stunning? Damn.

I mean, he did just get out of jail.

[renatae]

Murgh is spinning some tale he's even trying to convince himself about...

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

A lot going on there!

I’m trying to figure out how it’s constructed. I think it’s a phony pony but with some kind of swoop bang combover?

[Floatingbison]

Finally, my tacos won't fall over anymore.  What a time to be alive!

Are we snarking on Mama June?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Sidebar 

I was thinking about doing this. Yay or nay?

Shrug. It was OK. My first order I had a coupon for 50% off so I loaded up on olive oil and stuff like that. There were some good deals, but it was inconsistent. Try it for a few weeks, nothing to lose! You can quit any time. I love having stuff delivered so that part was fun. Its like Christmas!

Edited March 6, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[candall]

49 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I’m trying to figure out how it’s constructed. I think it’s a phony pony but with some kind of swoop bang combover?

This gave me a spontaneous guffaw.

 

 

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Edited March 6, 2021 by candall

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh look, Devil Dick plays the piano! What a terrible shame that he wasted his magical gift. 

 "I call it 'Lick My Love Pump'."

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I’m trying to figure out how it’s constructed. I think it’s a phony pony but with some kind of swoop bang combover?

Yeah like her hair is all slicked back and part of the pony is divided and pulled to the front to create the bangs?

[JenE4]

American politics at work. Mayor Fluffykins.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

 "I call it 'Lick My Love Pump'."

Yes, I thought I recognized D Minor, the Saddest of All Keys.

[Empress1]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Yeah like her hair is all slicked back and part of the pony is divided and pulled to the front to create the bangs?

I think so. The bang hair and the ponytail hair are the same color and texture. Her real hair is darker and not as shiny - you can tell by looking at the sides of her head where her hair is pulled up. The pony doesn’t quite match. I just don’t quite have a handle on the bangs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Because my once lush head of hair is getting perilously thin these days, I take extra interest in people’s hairlines and what they do to cover up the hair loss. I wish I was kidding. That being said, I don’t think I’ll go Mother Michael's route any time soon.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Yes, I thought I recognized D Minor, the Saddest of All Keys.

It's recorded in Dobley.  

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

American politics at work. Mayor Fluffykins.

After today, I might consider voting for a cat...they don’t have thumbs.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Finally, my tacos won't fall over anymore.  What a time to be alive!

Are we snarking on Mama June?

Yes, we are snarking on Mama June.  It's a single thread show and open to all the snark!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael is doing everything to justify his latest fuck in 3...2...1

[renatae]

Uh, oh conversating coming up.

That took a hot minute.

[candall]

Streaming on "All Black"??!  How did this show evade the long arm of Discovery+ ?

[Coltee Gal]

Sarah missing that 😈🍆. 

[renatae]

And Sarah wastes no time, either.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Please, Malcolm, keep the myth of your intelligence alive and don’t sleep with Sarah.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

What a surprise!  Murgh is up to his old games.  He's ghosting his kids yet again.  People who are surprised:  Bueller? Bueller?

[For Cereals]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Because my once lush head of hair is getting perilously thin these days, I take extra interest in people’s hairlines and what they do to cover up the hair loss. I wish I was kidding. That being said, I don’t think I’ll go Mother Michael's route any time soon.

Yeah, I’ll do gel and a phony pony but haven’t tried to sculpt some bangs...

Edited March 6, 2021 by For Cereals

[OoogleEyes]

This is all just stupid 

[Keywestclubkid]

Good god where does he keep finding these stupid stupid women?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

It's recorded in Dobley.  

Its such a fine line between stupid and clever. 

WHERE is Michael getting all these women? 

Sarah and Malcolm are hugging like Destinee and Shawn. 

Sarah is only 23? She looks 40. 

[kacesq]

Malcolm, is the paycheck that good? And I enjoy the contrast between Cabbage Patch’s over processed hair, black eyebrows and heavy black liner.

this show needs new blood. So tired of Brittany, Sarah, Andrea and their men.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

What a surprise!  Murgh is up to his old games.  He's ghosting his kids yet again.  People who are surprised:  Bueller? Bueller?

Sarah, apparently. She must be the only one because she is dumb as a rock. 

[Gobi]

" The 😈🍆 made me do it!"

[Pepper Mostly]

And Sarah and Michael are totally doing it. Sarah is thirsty as FUCK.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Malcolm needs to understand that Michael’s devil dick is irresistible, no matter how much a woman can try to keep her distance.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Sarah, apparently. She must be the only one because she is dumb as a rock. 

No offense, rock.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sarah is shocked!  SHOCKED!!!! That Malcolm would ask if she's still riding that 😈🍆. FFS put away the smelling salts, Sarah.

[OoogleEyes]

He got rid of the gold grill?