Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

In no universe could I believe that those women are Andrea's friends 

In no universe could I believe that anyone is Andrea's friend.

[For Cereals]

Can she take Lamar and Priscilla on the mission and just leave Tennison and Nyla?

[candall]

Those garments are kind of a BFD.  They aren't that restrictive.  The top has a short sleeve, like a t-shirt and the bottoms have shorts a little shorter than bike shorts.  But you definitely don't get a pass on wearing the garments because you "like to show your body."

I'm sure that statement made all the Mormon ladies gasp.

[Pepper Mostly]

How can it be a mile to her mailbox? Does she live in a moated castle or something? 

[Floatingbison]

Oh, shit, this episode is ON FIRE!!!!   Makes up for the butt slog we've had to endure for My 600 Lb Life,. . . .

[LucyEth]

Lamar’s daughter is thinking, what the hell did I get into with this crazy bitch

[LEILANI2]

So these women are concerned about Andrea's lack of the proper undergarments, nothing else about her worries them besides this lol

Edited March 13, 2021 by LEILANI2

[kacesq]

Happy to see so many of you getting your shots! Mom gets her 2nd shot this week and I’m in the next eligibility group so fingers crossed my turn comes soon.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh the homeowners will love that. First drunk and naked in their pool, now carrying on in the front yard.

I guess that pool wasn't used for "therapeutic" reasons 

[Maybeitsme]

Yes, by the time she gets back they would be well on their way to a new and much better life

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Those garments are kind of a BFD.  They aren't that restrictive.  The top has a short sleeve, like a t-shirt and the bottoms have shorts a little shorter than bike shorts.  But you definitely don't get a pass on wearing the garments because you "like to show your body."

I'm sure that statement made all the Mormon ladies gasp.

Andrea couldn’t wear the garments under her skin tight very stylish white spandex dress.

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Andrea’s dress isn’t, um, flattering?

I've yet to see her in *any* flattering clothing 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

So these women are worried about Andrea's undergarments, nothing else about her worries them besides this lol

Don't judge a woman until you've walked a mile in her religious undergarments.

[Coltee Gal]

This episode is when shit stopped being fake and start getting real. Yikes

Edited March 13, 2021 by Coltee Gal

[LEILANI2]

This is only a 60 minute show with 40 minutes of commercials. We not need these boring drug addicts bitching. We here for the love after lockup.

[tearsandhysteria]

It's sad that I would rather listen to people question Andrea's undergarment situation than listen to Britney and her mom. 

[WaltersHair]

Both my parents just got their second shot (they're 80). I'm too young, and healthy. Supposedly

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

So these women are concerned about Andrea's lack of the proper undergarments, nothing else about her worries them besides this lol

Thats Mormons for you.

[Floatingbison]

Hope Dealer

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

This is only a 60 minute show with 40 minutes of commercials. We not need these boring drug addicts bitching. We here for the love after lockup.

Two hours tonight. I took a nap to get ready.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Both my parents just got their second shot (they're 80). I'm too young, and healthy. Supposedly

I'm getting my second Moderna on April 1. I'm feeling the creeping dread recede. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

For those interested, I think Intervention (the real one) starts next week or the week after.

[LEILANI2]

Someone hacked Love After Lockup  with some boring ass intervention footage.

Edited March 13, 2021 by LEILANI2

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How can it be a mile to her mailbox? Does she live in a moated castle or something? 

She must be one of the "Smiths"

[Floatingbison]

Mrs. FB scored my (early) shot for me . . . Mrs. FB is the best thing that ever happened to me.  Today I was thinking, hey, it looks like I might survive this thing.

Edited March 13, 2021 by Floatingbison

[candall]

You know, I wish Britzzz mom all the best with her recovery, but I'm starting to feel very pissed off about all her screen time.  You are in no way part of a "Love After Lockup" scenario.  Get out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie comes out married to the court house janitor.

Edited March 13, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[LEILANI2]

Jason is better looking then Shawn.

[kacesq]

That ring looks real. Because ex con meth heads really have the cash for that. Especially after hitting up their last trick for $40

[Floatingbison]

Jason is pretty yoked up.   He must lift, bro.

[tearsandhysteria]

Get rid of Britney and bring back Angela. I miss her smoker's rasp. 

[For Cereals]

So when does Jason get his SAG card?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yeah, Destinie, Shawn OWES you.

[Floatingbison]

Jason is going to regret this.

Marry in haste.

Repent at leisure.

[Pepper Mostly]

Destinee's mother, your daughter will be back in the slammer before that ring gets repo'd.

[Gobi]

Destinie got married? 

 "Destinie, do you take this man to have and to hold, to love and to cherish for so long as both of you may live? How do you plead?"

[Floatingbison]

Shawn is going to shit bricks when he finds out about this marriage. 

[WaltersHair]

Girl with the lit stove around her neck again. NO.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Baby I love you! Now, lets go get wasted!"

[Keywestclubkid]

Why has he not revoked that bail? omg 

[LucyEth]

So that crazy horrible bitch is going to continue to use Shawn.  She is more than horrible, but he is an ass will probably take all she dishes out not knowing she is married.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Destinie got married? 

 "Destinie, do you take this man to have and to hold, to love and to cherish for so long as both of you may live? How do you plead?"

One stop shopping.

[Coltee Gal]

This episode (with the exception of the Brittany and Marcelino segments) SLAPS! It’s riveting.

[Gobi]

"In rare instances, people taking Linzess have experienced no side effects."

[Auntie Anxiety]

My upcoming week consists of cataract surgery on Wednesday (at friggin’ 6:30am) and then the full time job of administering the numerous eye drops. 

[candall]

I can't even come up with anything sufficiently snarky enough to say about the doomed Jason.  😱

[Floatingbison]

It almost happened. . . in her fat little mind. . . . 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kristianna is quite the vixen.

[Gobi]

"And the award for the world's fakest slap goes to......Kristianna!"

[Keywestclubkid]

But if you were in the house she would have to worry?