Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

Not worrying about the what if’s Maurice is probably what landed you in jail....

[OoogleEyes]

Does she have children?

[Auntie Anxiety]

So was Jess high or drunk for her talking heads only? She seems sober the rest of the time.

[Floatingbison]

ahh, the cheap editor tricks start with fake police siren.  well played.

[Pepper Mostly]

What is happening?? Why are they doing this? Its so stupid!

[Floatingbison]

so how does it work around here?  is there a Pillow Talk next? or sMothered? 

[LucyEth]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What is happening?? Why are they doing this? Its so stupid!

Stupid people usually do stupid things.  Not a brain between them.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Once again, Love After Lock Up has lived up to my very low television viewing standards. You live chat snarkers complete me.

[LucyEth]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

so how does it work around here?  is there a Pillow Talk next? or sMothered? 

No, this is it

Goodnight all, see you Sunday!

[Floatingbison]

Is that it?  Is there another episode or are we done?  I feel like a stranger in a strange land.

[coffee drinker]

This just won't end well for ole Shawn.  He's totally responsible for getting conned by Destinie.  

[Doublemint]

OK fellow snarkers - see you Sunday!

[coffee drinker]

Been enjoyable chatters.  Next week, same time.  Have a good evening all.  

[Gobi]

I ******** don't ******* know if I can ******* do this **** again. Great ******* snark, though. ******* see you ******* ************* for ******* 90DF.

[Floatingbison]

That was fun.  I'll be back next Friday.  Let's pump up the jam next week.

See everyone on Sunday.

Not to get all soft and fuzzy, but I really appreciate all of you.  You're a big part of my life.  Thanks for the snarking, everyone!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

That was fun.  I'll be back next Friday.  Let's pump up the jam next week.

See everyone on Sunday.

Not to get all soft and fuzzy, but I really appreciate all of you.  You're a big part of my life.  Thanks for the snarking, everyone!

Right back at ya, buddy! I heartily second your sentiments. 

See you all Sunday. Stay safe!

[goofygirl]

Seriously, you guys make me laugh so much!  And I really need it by the weekend.  I work in healthcare; all Covid-19, all the time.  I wear an N-95, surgical mask, face shield, gown, gloves, booties, the whole nine yards ALL the livelong day.  And all I do is work on the computer and talk on the phone!

I NEED some hilarity in my life!  Otherwise, I am TIRED. I really truly wish ALL of you the best of health! Just please wear a mask in public. Use that hand sanitizer.  Stay home if you can. And keep making me laugh my ass off!

Stay safe peeps!  See y'all on Sunday!

[Maybeitsme]

6 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Seriously, you guys make me laugh so much!  And I really need it by the weekend.  I work in healthcare; all Covid-19, all the time.  I wear an N-95, surgical mask, face shield, gown, gloves, booties, the whole nine yards ALL the livelong day.  And all I do is work on the computer and talk on the phone!

I NEED some hilarity in my life!  Otherwise, I am TIRED. I really truly wish ALL of you the best of health! Just please wear a mask in public. Use that hand sanitizer.  Stay home if you can. And keep making me laugh my ass off!

Stay safe peeps!  See y'all on Sunday!

Stay safe hon. I look forward to your humor and comments, wouldn't be the same without you 

[OlyBinewski]

On 8/7/2020 at 8:49 PM, goofygirl said:

They wouldn't let Lindsey out of prison with that tragic eye shadow!

And the just married people are just about to make me pull my hair out!  DipsyDoodle is probably going the wrong direction!  He's seems kinda like a dingleberry!  Kristianna is a burglar!  14 years in the pen!  Dang, girl.  West? East? Where the frick are they going??

He's supposed to be going about 3 hours east. The women's prison is in Mitchellville, and he's heading to Motherf*cking Dubuque.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 hour ago, Gobi said:

I didn't need a sour cream commercial right after hearing about Quaalude's and Shavetail's sex life.

Do a dollop of Quaylon!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Next episode:

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Destinie gets more than she bargained for at the furniture store. Heather prepares for a sexy surprise for her fiancé Dylan's release.  Shavel's extravagant gift for Quaylon enrages her family.  Kristianna battles her demons during an emotional reunion.

We finally meet our last couple, the engaged Heather and Dylan.  And Kristianna is back to entertain with her gravelly voice and ladylike demeanor (note, only one of these is accurate).

Original air date: 2020.08.28

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Tonight, tonight,
Won't be just any night,
Tonight there will be no morning star.
Tonight, tonight, I'll see my LAL tonight.
And for us, sense will stop where they are.
Today
The minutes seem like hours,
The hours go so slowly,
And still the sky is light . . .
Oh moon, grow bright,
And make this endless day endless night!
I'm counting on you to be there
to snark! 

[WaltersHair]

I'm on the sidelines right now drinking an IBC root beer out of the bottle. Cheers to the new episode.

[Maybeitsme]

8 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Tonight, tonight,
Won't be just any night,
Tonight there will be no morning star.
Tonight, tonight, I'll see my LAL tonight.
And for us, sense will stop where they are.
Today
The minutes seem like hours,
The hours go so slowly,
And still the sky is light . . .
Oh moon, grow bright,
And make this endless day endless night!
I'm counting on you to be there
to snark! 

Beautiful!

I feel like the blonde from LV and her Compton Cript are on script but just really bad actors. She can barely hold back her grin when she's talking about how she misses home and he needs to fix this so they leave because she hates it so much there. Next she's still about to grin while telling him he CAN'T just leave and how that would be his last strike. He always delivers deadpan. 

[Floatingbison]

Sorry I;m late, fatality accident, traffic was crazy.  everyone please drive safely out there.

[JennyMominFL]

Good evening everyone!

[Pepper Mostly]

You're not late, though! We don't start till 9!

And helloooooooo, friends! I hope you have my Coach bag for me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have some extra rose petals if anyone needs them.

[mamadrama]

20 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Beautiful!

I feel like the blonde from LV and her Compton Cript are on script but just really bad actors. She can barely hold back her grin when she's talking about how she misses home and he needs to fix this so they leave because she hates it so much there. Next she's still about to grin while telling him he CAN'T just leave and how that would be his last strike. He always delivers deadpan. 

I think the whole "let's break the rules and go to Vegas anyway" schlock is fake. My guess is that he was always paroled to Vegas.

I can't believe that this is my Friday night. And that I've looked forward to this.

[Squee Bastard]

Hello everybody! It's dumpster fire Friday!

[Auntie Anxiety]

How did they leave things with FlapJack and what’s her name? I think I was so distracted by his lip that I forgot what the upshot was.

[Angry Moldovan]

A newbie, please be gentle

[Floatingbison]

Same here.   Newbie.  I feel like 90Day was a gateway drug to LAL

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay, Flappy's in the house! 

[Floatingbison]

Like a virgin,

Snarkin' for the very first time

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

A newbie, please be gentle

Hah. I want to know what you were doing in the 90 day fiance forum. Were you just trying to find a wife to get you into Love after Lockup?

[Gobi]

The Family Chantal laughs at the LAL people.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

A newbie, please be gentle

 

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Same here.   Newbie.  I feel like 90Day was a gateway drug to LAL

You are both welcome with open arms! Here, have a lukewarm steak and some rose petals.

[Auntie Anxiety]

You’re no Bonnie and Clyde.

[Doublemint]

Good evening all - 10 o'clock is lights out!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

The Family Chantal laughs at the LAL people.

As long as they don't throw us to the floor and rip out our weave.

[For Cereals]

Oh that’s good pee and film yourself breaking parole

[Pepper Mostly]

So Maurice, tell the folks at home on national television, about your parole violation. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Ohhhhhh, pissing on California, quality television 

[WaltersHair]

No tumble weaves please

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rose petals come out in 3....2......1

[JennyMominFL]

How smart is it to violate parole on national TV?

[Gobi]

Now it's going to Nevada "could" be a parole violation. Translation: it isn't.

Edited August 29, 2020 by Gobi

[Angry Moldovan]

Is she the older woman? She looks older?

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, you'll be able to sleep next to one another for a few days, anyway, until he gets popped for breaking parole.