90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike looks like he’s so in love, doesn’t he?

Its so beautiful. I think I might cry.

[Mercolleen]

I am a library teacher at two schools. For "COVID safety," for the month of January going forward, I am only allowed to go to one school. But I have to sit in that school to teach classes via Google Meet at my other school. Rather than staying home on a day when I only have classes at said other school. Oh, and while at the school I'm allowed in, I go into every single classroom to teach the kids in school and at home at the same time. "COVID safety" my ass.

I should be prepping my Google Classrooms for the week right now. But. This is more important and gratifying. We have been completely virtual since the week before Christmas, and setting that alarm is going to suck. I'd rather be tired from snarking than from posting lesson plans.

[Doublemint]

I ccall it the Kewpie doll look - Kewpie dolls were a thing on the Boardwalk 50 years ago.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, just say it. She’s a fucking pain in the ass.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Happy Sunday Snarkers. 
wasn't Natalie all gung ho about coming to US and all she’s done is complain and try to change Mike. Yeah, probably not getting that ring back. 

I wonder if Uncle Beau pawned it for meth?

[tvrox]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

My foot is better now and I was able to get out to pick up groceries. Of course one of my ordered items was missing. I went to a different store to get it and asked for a refund of the missing item.

Glad your foot is better! 

[Arynm]

Omg! Get the women her own dresser, this is like, the bare minimum you should do for someone coming to live in your house.

He is acting like she wants him to remove his kidney and hand it over

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike clearly didn't want Natalie there in the first place, he should just let her go back.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Oh lucky you, glad you like it. I haven't tried one yet but have been eyeing them.

I'm thinking of getting an air fryer too!

[greekmom]

Of course Mike cannot smell anything in the closet. He's probably noseblind.

[Mercolleen]

I shall make a salad from fruit for all my loves!

ETA: While wearing brown blusher on my pale pale skin.

Edited January 11, 2021 by Mercolleen

[Eldemarge]

That smell? Dude feet, probably.

[hula-la]

Mike apparently is nose blind. Some Febreeze will fix that quick. That, or getting rid of Natalie.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Oh lucky you, glad you like it. I haven't tried one yet but have been eyeing them.

I wasn't going to get one, I bought one for my son for Xmas. But I ordered one from Macy's they told me it was on backorder, and if I didn't want to wait for it, to do nothing and they would cancel it. So I did nothing, ordered another one from Best Buy, it arrived in a few days, THEN I get an email from Macy's--"your order has shipped!". Um. I didn't want to faff around with returning stuff so I just kept one. It is VERY NICE and I love it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s probably a dead mouse in the wall. Been there, done that. It really does stink.

[Straycat80]

The smell is man Natalie. And that’s a good size walk in closet, make it work. What a whiner. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

I am a library teacher at two schools. For "COVID safety," for the month of January going forward, I am only allowed to go to one school. But I have to sit in that school to teach classes via Google Meet at my other school. Rather than staying home on a day when I only have classes at said other school. Oh, and while at the school I'm allowed in, I go into every single classroom to teach the kids in school and at home at the same time. "COVID safety" my ass.

I should be prepping my Google Classrooms for the week right now. But. This is more important and gratifying. We have been completely virtual since the week before Christmas, and setting that alarm is going to suck. I'd rather be tired from snarking than from posting lesson plans.

Yes, too bad kiddies, we need the snark!

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, TazDevil said:

I'm thinking of getting an air fryer too!

I use my air fryer every single day, multiple times usually

[VioletNevermind]

I will admit that Mike would probably be a challenge to move in with, but I’m not sure what Natalie expects.  She moved in with a confirmed bachelor.  Yeah, the closet might smell a little funky.  Go out and buy some lavender drawer sachets and keep it moving.  I don’t get the drama here. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

I am a library teacher at two schools.

Thank you to all the teachers. My daughter has been online since before Thanksgiving. She goes back hybrid (part time in person/part time online) this week and she is so excited. Knock wood that you all can stay in school safely.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Yes, too bad kiddies, we need the snark!

Students? What students?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

I'm thinking of getting an air fryer too!

I have a T Fal Actifry. One of the older ones from a couple of years ago.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I wasn't going to get one, I bought one for my son for Xmas. But I ordered one from Macy's they told me it was on backorder, and if I didn't want to wait for it, to do nothing and they would cancel it. So I did nothing, ordered another one from Best Buy, it arrived in a few days, THEN I get an email from Macy's--"your order has shipped!". Um. I didn't want to faff around with returning stuff so I just kept one. It is VERY NICE and I love it. 

What kind did you get?  I haven't started researching yet...

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

That smell? Dude feet, probably.

Man body smells too.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

Omg! Get the women her own dresser, this is like, the bare minimum you should do for someone coming to live in your house.

He is acting like she wants him to remove his kidney and hand it over

Its a race to the bottom for these two. Who hates the other the most? 

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Of course Mike cannot smell anything in the closet. He's probably noseblind.

No guy can smell the guy smell in his place. 

[tvrox]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Natalie has a very flat ass. She needs to se Larissa’s plastic surgeon.

Funny because she's obviously had plastic surgery on her lips.

[nytonc]

Is Natalie ever NOT complaining?  Mike gives zero fucks at this point

[OoogleEyes]

I'm guessing the closest smells like MIKE  and his unwashed clothes. That's why he can't smell anything 

[Emmeline]

Hello my lovelies.  I have to watch 60 minutes but I’ll be flipping back and forth.

[JennyMominFL]

Natalie needs to my house.I have Hers and Hers closets

[RichiesOlderBro]

Spoiler Alert:  Jovi is a douche bag

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Man body smells too.

Clothes that haven't been washed in a while, too.

[Hotel Snarker]

For as put-together as Yara always looks, she has some interesting roots going on.

[tvrox]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hello my darlings! What a week! I had to take a break from the news to break in the new air fryer. I'm pleased with it. 

Someone should have a word with Natalie about highlight. 

What did you make in the air fryer?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara should travel around Louisiana and take selfies to post to her Instagram because, um, never mind, because does anyone really give a shit?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Natalie needs to my house.I have Hers and Hers closets

Me too.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Natalie needs to my house.I have Hers and Hers closets

Me too!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

Hello my lovelies.  I have to watch 60 minutes but I’ll be flipping back and forth.

Whats the topic??

[Straycat80]

This dipshit, she knew Jovi was leaving for a month and now she’s bitching about being alone. Go back to Ukraine. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Clothes that haven't been washed in a while, too.

Funky underwear is my bet

[tvrox]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike looks like he’s so in love, doesn’t he?

SO much in love. Can't even buy her a dresser!

[hula-la]

Just now, Emmeline said:

Hello my lovelies.  I have to watch 60 minutes but I’ll be flipping back and forth.

I’m so looking forward to watching it! Luckily, I get the East Coast Feed of this show, so I get the best of both worlds. 

[Floatingbison]

Older houses in wet Western Washington often have a little mildew smell, Mike probably doesn't even smell it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Novi needs to bring home the bacon, Yara, so you can buy a few more Instagram props like the white rug.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Jovi seems blissfully unaware of the good times she will be having hanging out on bourbon street.  

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Me too.

My husband usually gets dressed downstairs.He has a bad leg and doesnt want to go back upstairs.His stuff is in the guest room closet and i have Hers and Her closets upstairs.

[Frozendiva]

Yara, why did you choose a guy who has such a weird schedule if you don't plan to be independent and do things on your own? Lots to see and do in New Orleans.

[Hotel Snarker]

At least, unlike Tania, he’s leaving for work and not witch school.

[greekmom]

Stupid Jovi.

It's called google maps and the internet. She will be fine.

[tvrox]

Jeez, he's only going for a month. It's not like he's going off to war.