90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[DNR]

15 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I need a better life. Don't know anyone who frolics around like the women in the Daisy commercial.

It’s crazy Cindy Crawford’s daughter  Kaia is a total clone (middle girl in ad) 

[LennieBriscoe]

5 minutes ago, kendi said:

And later met up with Jesse. Good times.

Now you're joking! Right?? 

[DNR]

15 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I need a better life. Don't know anyone who frolics around like the women in the Daisy commercial.

It’s crazy Cindy Crawford’s daughter  Kaia is a total clone (middle girl in ad) 

[kendi]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

There is something about Tiffany's voice that gets the hell on my nerves.

Plus the crap she says. She actually thinks out loud, saying all the reasonable and responsibe things she should be doing....and then does the exact opposite.

[Floatingbison]

The FamilyChantel are toxic.  For real.  River and that mom are some of the worst people I have ever seen.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, DNR said:

It’s crazy Cindy Crawford’s daughter  Kaia is a total clone (middle girl in ad) 

That makes me feel old 😔

[Auntie Anxiety]

Everyone needs to put 90Day WTF Next? On their calendars.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Now you're joking! Right?? 

You made me search for this picture...which came up in 2 seconds lol

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Now you're joking! Right?? 

If you missed the Caesar part on Quarantined, you should watch it on rerun.

[Armchair Critic]

Bring on Aladdin, enough Avery

[Auntie Anxiety]

Avery seems to have matured. And she isn’t saying “like” constantly.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

You made me search for this picture...which came up in 2 seconds lol

I don't remember this, either. 

[Frozendiva]

Not that easy to get to Canada, Avery.

[SunnyBeBe]

Avery acts like a child playing dress up. I can’t take her seriously. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Bring on Aladdin, enough Avery

Avery is happy in a war zone, yada yada yada. Also Canada says no!

Just now, Gobi said:

I don't remember this, either. 

Jesse has needs too

[Armchair Critic]

I guess they are saving Jenny and SomeMeat for a new season?

[Archer27]

Jesse in the old age home...priceless.

[Gobi]

The Seminar of the Living Dead.

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, kendi said:

I love that show. And yes, he looks like he's one of those scammers!

I love a good Ponzi scheme episode!   My broker moved out of his dumpy apartment to a mansion and he sold his VW Golf and bought a Ferrari and a 50 foot yacht and now he won't return my calls, but I'm sure my money is safe.

[blubld43]

Omg.  This weasel with the seniors again.  They're a captive audience.

[kacesq]

We’re inflicting Jesse on The Greatest Generation? 

[mmecorday]

Woo hoo! Open mic night at Shady Pines!

[Archer27]

They must be thinking, What the heck can you teach us, young man? 

[Angry Moldovan]

No, not the old peeps, haven’t they been thru enough? Make him stop

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh no. Jesse giving a talk at the old age home. He should run the bingo game a la Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman.

[Gigglepuff]

Look at that crowd!! They look so enthused. 

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I don't remember this, either. 

 

[LennieBriscoe]

Yet another reason to try to stay out of a nursing home.

[poeticlicensed]

The editors hate Jesse with the shots of the deadpan seniors during his seminar 

[Armchair Critic]

Jesse is shameless using these old people for this. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Laura is a natural beauty, yes?

[Adeejay]

I think it's hilarious that the only gigs that Jesse can get are at Nursing Homes and Assisted Living Facilities.  Talk about a captured audience.  Perhaps he should fire his booking agent.

[blubld43]

Jesse looked like a pro compared to Ash's God-awful performance.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Archer27 said:

They must be thinking, What the heck can you teach us, young man? 

They don’t understand a word he’s saying, they are like wtf? Where’s my jello?

[DanaMB]

Even though I had seen Jesse's audience previously, I still almost choked on a chip laughing so hard at seeing them again.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

 

So it wasn't on the show? That would explain it.

[mmecorday]

Laura seems drunk.

[poeticlicensed]

Hey Laura - speculate  no more. Aladdin hates your ass.

Edited May 5, 2020 by poeticlicensed

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Archer27 said:

They must be thinking, What the heck can you teach us, young man? 

That's what I was thinking.  How DARE he talk to any of those people about lost love?

[kacesq]

Back to the coffee story...

[Armchair Critic]

The reason why Aladin wants a divorce is you are a skanky thirsty liar

[SunnyBeBe]

Laura’s ex reported her phone as stolen....? What?

[Gigglepuff]

Who is the Skip talking to? 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Laura seems drunk.

What’s with her hair? Is it wet or is she using big eggs Mayo treatment?

[Gobi]

Baby Hurl Visa even makes the Skipper look good.

[kendi]

Just now, Gobi said:

So it wasn't on the show? That would explain it.

Sorry, this all blurs together but yes, it wasn't on the show. But I remember seeing that pic on Twitter and thought it was photoshopped. Leave it to Jesse. Next we'll see Tom with Lana. 

[Frozendiva]

Mother Marcia is creepy licking her daughter.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Laura’s story makes no sense=lying sack of shit

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

The reason why Aladin wants a divorce is you are a skanky thirsty liar

You put it so succinctly, bravo 👏 

[kacesq]

If I have to see that one Smothered mother give her kid a tongue bath I’m going to barf.

I also annoyed we’re probably getting more Tiffany and MaBoh before we get back to Laura and Aladdin