90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Grifter Lives]

I noticed last week that Ed had a window air-conditioner in the background, although he had never lived without AC.  And, just now, Rose obviously had a powerful fan, because the item hanging off the door in the background is flapping. 

[Zombness]

Shy Ukrainian girls???  How blind you are David!!!!!

[Frozendiva]

Lana may be shy, but she isn't interested in you except for your money.

[Auntie Anxiety]

David, you had to make a bet for her to kiss you because she she had no intention of getting that close to you. That’s not something to be proud of.

[Floatingbison]

Just got here!  Let's rage!!!!!!

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Poor thing. Did you know she sprayed water on him? What a monster. 

But it was really cold!!!  WAAAHHHH!!!

[Frozendiva]

The other party's political ad today.

[Floatingbison]

After seeing Larissa's  choice in surgery, I'm thinking her next employer is going to be named Velvet Jones or Pepper Jack.

[Frozendiva]

I bought a new potato masher at Winners/TJ Maxx.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

After seeing Larissa's  choice in surgery, I'm thinking her next employer is going to be named Velvet Jones or Pepper Jack.

Or Cheese Stick.

Memo to David: She just wasn't that into you. Or your pleather coat.

[Frozendiva]

Lana is a cold, Eastern European woman? Maybe she is not that in to you, David. Except for your fat wallet.

[Zombness]

David is so proud of his accomplishment .......after 7 yrs he finally met Lana!

[Frozendiva]

Lana couldn't take some ESL classes?

[Grifter Lives]

Are Eastern European women cold or shy, David? 

The bet for a kiss was just an icebreaker.  I gues the unicycle wasn't transportable.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am following along but watching hockey for real.....Go Stars!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mmmmmmm, mmmmmm.

🤮🤮

[Grifter Lives]

Did David use henna in his hair?  I see plum or eggplant.

[Straycat80]

You can tell Lana is praying David doesn’t get a strike so she doesn’t have to kiss him. 
funny he thinks Eastern European women are cold because that’s where he’s been fishing. 

[OoogleEyes]

"Odd jobs". Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

[magemaud]

Escorts=Day Jobs 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I bought a new potato masher at Winners/TJ Maxx.

Are you sure its not too soon? Is this the real thing or are you just on the rebound? 

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Lana couldn't take some ESL classes?

I bet she speaks English fine. She just doesn't want to. 

[Floatingbison]

LOL, David and his duster....I completely forgot about that fine piece of 80's pleather.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Are you sure its not too soon? Is this the real thing or are you just on the rebound? 

I bet she speaks English fine. She just doesn't want to. 

Using my Kitchen Aid stand mixer is a bit much for one potato serving (i.e. 1.5 smallish potatoes), and using my Kitchen Aid mixer is also pointless. So it was the $7.99 Kitchen Aid masher...... yeah, there is a theme. It was what Winners had!

[Grifter Lives]

David: Who cares about friends?

He doesn't have to, because he doesn't have that many.  Mothra barely tolerates the guy.  

[Floatingbison]

Okay, David rolled a nice strike, I have to admit.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

LOL, David and his duster....I completely forgot about that fine piece of 80's pleather.

It is so desperate to be thrown out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

LOL, David and his duster....I completely forgot about that fine piece of 80's pleather.

David fancies himself as Neo.

[Pepper Mostly]

David says, condescendingly, to Robert, that Lana's not that kind of girl. But Robert is married to his woman, while Lana is acting like the girl cat in the Pepe Le Pew cartoons. 

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

David is so proud of his accomplishment .......after 7 yrs he finally met Lana!

Somebody probably bet him she wasn't real. He hit it big after he proved she was. Not that he needed money, of course. 😉

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Somebody probably bet him she wasn't real. He hit it big after he proved she was. Not that he needed money, of course. 😉

All of Las Vegas lost money in that bet.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

David says, condescendingly, to Robert, that Lana's not that kind of girl. But Robert is married to his woman, while Lana is acting like the girl cat in the Pepe Le Pew cartoons. 

How the hell would David know what kind of “girl” Lana is? Oh, right. The P.I. told him but he refused to listen to the facts.

[sagittarius sue]

I think I'm going to check out Filthy Rich after this show.  It looks trashy enough.

[Floatingbison]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Or Cheese Stick.

Memo to David: She just wasn't that into you. Or your pleather coat.

She can get used to hearing:  "Why you messin' with Cheese Stick's best girl?"

[Frozendiva]

How many more Darcey and Stacey eps are left?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Staph, put those girls away. 

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Somebody probably bet him she wasn't real. He hit it big after he proved she was. Not that he needed money, of course. 😉

Now we just need Carol Baskins hubby to walk through the door

[TazDevil]

Is Stacey getting married in Darcey's quarantine apartment?  Or did they get competing quarantine apartments to go with their competing relationships?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Frankie the Pug doesn’t seem to give a shit about Staph.

[Pepper Mostly]

TMI STEPH. I do not need to know about you disposing of your fucking panties in some airport for some poor cleaner to find. 

[Frozendiva]

Frankie the Pug just wants food, water, affection, and a place to do his business.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Frankie the Pug just wants food, water, affection, and a place to do his business.

And ear plugs.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Is Stacey getting married in Darcey's quarantine apartment?  Or did they get competing quarantine apartments to go with their competing relationships?

That ridiculous dress is going to go up like tinder if it brushes against one of the one thousand candles that are littering the floor. 

[Floatingbison]

S and D didn't much traction around here. I've seen  a little of it and it looks boring.   The problem is they need a compelling antagonist, ..the role  that Jesse filled, and Tom to a lesser extent, although by that time the formula was getting old. 

Edited September 22, 2020 by Floatingbison

[Frozendiva]

Steph, all you had to say was that your 'friendship' with Erika didn't work out and we had little in common.

[Bees52]

The pets all need their own spin-off! They can just lay (lie?) there and sleep and it would be adorable!

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That ridiculous dress is going to go up like tinder if it brushes against one of the one thousand candles that are littering the floor. 

That would make the show more interesting!

[magemaud]

Tune in next week to see if Stacey’s wedding gown is flammable 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ash always does the “I feel your pain” look, but so unconvincingly.

[Frozendiva]

There is no masculine or feminine energy. Energy is energy. Ash, you just have a gender.

[Floatingbison]

 I loveAvery's stoner laugh

Edited September 22, 2020 by Floatingbison