90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Hi y’all! I’ve been so out of the loop with live chat, I think Covid working from home is finally getting to me. I’ve recorded Happily Ever After but haven’t watched yet so I’m jumping in tonight. 
 

Guess what? Today is my birthday! I am hoping that 54 is the new 44. I’ve got a freshly opened bottle of wine and I’m ready to snark! I missed you, all the loves of my lives. 

Happy birthday!! 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Taking it to heart and will try my best!

Thanks Aunty xxx

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Whom the Eff cares what their mother thinks about them dating? You're not 13 Coltee.

Your mother isn't Debbie.

[Floatingbison]

Happy birthday, hookedon!!🎈

[KelseyNikki614]

Coltee, Larissa just didn't want to have sex with you. 

[kacesq]

Yes Larissa Jr...pretend you didn’t know any of this when you “reached out” to Coltee...

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Hi y’all! I’ve been so out of the loop with live chat, I think Covid working from home is finally getting to me. I’ve recorded Happily Ever After but haven’t watched yet so I’m jumping in tonight. 
 

Guess what? Today is my birthday! I am hoping that 54 is the new 44. I’ve got a freshly opened bottle of wine and I’m ready to snark! I missed you, all the loves of my lives. 

Happy Birthday beauty!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Hi y’all! I’ve been so out of the loop with live chat, I think Covid working from home is finally getting to me. I’ve recorded Happily Ever After but haven’t watched yet so I’m jumping in tonight. 
 

Guess what? Today is my birthday! I am hoping that 54 is the new 44. I’ve got a freshly opened bottle of wine and I’m ready to snark! I missed you, all the loves of my lives. 

Happy Birthday gorgeous lady xx

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt conveniently leaves out the gaslighting he and Deb did to Larissa. He was the victim.

[Floatingbison]

Yeah, she was arrested because you and your psycho mom called the cops on the poor girl.

[Frozendiva]

Jess is on an au pair visa. She wants to stay in the US. She will use Colt.

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So what is Jess's story? Why is she allowing Colt anywhere near her with his peen? She seems cute and pleasant enough. 

Famous last words.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So what is Jess's story? Why is she allowing Colt anywhere near her with his peen? She seems cute and pleasant enough. 

Green card.

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

Hope things are better very soon!

Thanks Andi xx

[sainte-chapelle]

Did Jess borrow Libby's top for the talking head?

[KelseyNikki614]

Aw that is one cute baby. Are we sure he's related to Paul? 

[Floatingbison]

Coltee had no idea how to deal with a Latina.  Calling the cops on her when she got all hot tempered was the ultimate douche move.  I hate Coltee and Debbie because of that.

[Angry Moldovan]

We are breaking Primetimer again. Coltee is better clothed

[tvrox]

7 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Bad couple of days, so extra snarky tonight. Bring it 90 day!

Sorry about that @Angry Moldovan. Hope things get better! 

[JennyMominFL]

POLE!!

[CSunshine76]

If ever there was a definition of TMI, Coltee’s sex life is it.

barf.

[Floatingbison]

Can't touch this, Paol

[kacesq]

Ugh TLC is going to make me wait for TOW tomorrow? Ugh. I’m not watching that B90.

Pole and Kareeny. I am so sick of these two. Let them go, TLC. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Guess what? Today is my birthday! I am hoping that 54 is the new 44.

50 is the new 30! Happy Birthday. 🎉🎈🎁

[cyberfruit]

paul sucked the life out of karine

[JennyMominFL]

She has aged 10 years with Pole

[Grifter Lives]

Hoarders.  Buried Alive.

[Frozendiva]

Me and Kreeny should be Kreeny and I.

[Pepper Mostly]

@hookedontv Happy birthday to you! 

Colt doesn't want to do anything that will jeopardize his relationship with Jess. Too late, Coltee. Once you tell your mama, its all over. 

[Gobi]

Wow, Karine has already hit the wall at 23.

[Andi27]

If anyone should invest in a luggage scale, it's Paul.

[JennyMominFL]

Can you imagine Pole dealing with Covid?

[tvrox]

Shocker, Pole can't find job in Brazil...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Karine aged about three dog years since she first met up with Pole.

[RichiesOlderBro]

5 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Hi y’all! I’ve been so out of the loop with live chat, I think Covid working from home is finally getting to me. I’ve recorded Happily Ever After but haven’t watched yet so I’m jumping in tonight. 
 

Guess what? Today is my birthday! I am hoping that 54 is the new 44. I’ve got a freshly opened bottle of wine and I’m ready to snark! I missed you, all the loves of my lives. 

Happy cake day!!!

[KelseyNikki614]

Karine is only 23? How old was she when she got with Pole? Haven't they been together for several years? I'm 30 and I feel like I look the same age as Karine

[Eldemarge]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Can you imagine Pole dealing with Covid?

Oh my GOD.

[sainte-chapelle]

9 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Bad couple of days, so extra snarky tonight. Bring it 90 day!

Sending good thoughts, maybe Paul will gift us with his running

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

We are breaking Primetimer again. Coltee is better clothed

We're unruly.

[VioletNevermind]

Wow, I had forgotten all about Paul and his shipping containers of crap.  Bless his heart.  I have a feeling I’m going to be very sad about him this season.  Again. 

[Zombness]

Poor Karine, Pole has sucked out the life in her.

 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Jess is on an au pair visa. She wants to stay in the US. She will use Colt.

Ugggghh imagine using anything to do with Colt, like washing his undies

[hookedontv]

I find it disturbing that Paul and Karine’s household is always a mess and disorderly. And I am not the best housekeeper but.... 

I know this is the least of their issues but good god, put  things away. And learn to communicate! 

[kacesq]

I wish TLC would get rid of these two simply because they can’t keep the story straight. Kareeny couldn’t get the spouse visa, no wait, now they’re getting divorced, no wait now they’re staying in Brazil, no wait Pole is a criminal who can’t stay in Brazil and now just like that they can come back to the states?

and as always, stellar housekeeping you two. Stellar.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

We are breaking Primetimer again. Coltee is had better stay clothed

FTFY

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, KelseyNikki614 said:

Karine is only 23? How old was she when she got with Pole? Haven't they been together for several years? I'm 30 and I feel like I look the same age as Karine

Heh, I just turned 66. I look better than her. Well, in dim light anyway.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Sorry about that @Angry Moldovan. Hope things get better! 

Thanks TVRox, you guys always make me laugh!

[Mercolleen]

7 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Hi y’all! I’ve been so out of the loop with live chat, I think Covid working from home is finally getting to me. I’ve recorded Happily Ever After but haven’t watched yet so I’m jumping in tonight. 
 

Guess what? Today is my birthday! I am hoping that 54 is the new 44. I’ve got a freshly opened bottle of wine and I’m ready to snark! I missed you, all the loves of my lives. 

Happy Birthday! Snarking keeps you looking young!

 

[Floatingbison]

Shut up Pole

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hope Pole packed the poop emoji pillow.

Pole can support them with his horse manure shoveling job.