Getting to Genoa You All Over Again: Y&R Daily Chat

[MsMalin]

13 hours ago, Waldo13 said:

Adam pees in the stand up stall, while Banana Breath has to sit down to pee. 

Comedy gold!!!

[MsMalin]

9 hours ago, nasir jones said:

For a second, I thought Vicboria was going to rub one out. 

Me too! I guess the budget is so low that they couldn't afford a dildo for her to whip out.  Thank God Nick didn't come knocking and screaming at her door or she would've jumped his bones ala  Sally.

[NinjaPenguins]

Excuse me, folks, but I will not tolerate this defamation of Nicholas Newman. The man stands up to urinate. Come on now. He’s a friggin’ legend for writing his name in the snow, even though he spells it wrong.

3 hours ago, MsMalin said:

Thank God Nick didn't come knocking and screaming at her door or she would've jumped his bones ala  Sally.

Big Kyle & Summer energy there.

Whoever dubbed Nate ‘Sidepart’ is a genius.

While I suppose it’s realistic that Adam continually falls back into pursuing Victor’s approval, it’s depressing to watch. I wish he’d succeeded wildly at Jabot and the  relationship with Jack drove Victor batshit crazy. Adam gave it all up pretty meekly, for him, and now Kyle is feeling himself as if he’d somehow defeated Adam, Victor is dangling McCall Unlimited with very little hope of delivering, and the Jaboat captain will soon be at the helm again. 

[MollyB]

20 hours ago, MsMalin said:

What time was it in GC anyway? Elena went to bed. Nate went out. Victoria is waiting in the hotel room. Nick exits his booty call. Then we go to Crimson Lights where Tucker and Adam are having coffee.

Nick also got some take-out, too, didn't he? Maybe for a late night dinner with his 'son'?  Just kidding, he was going for the after-sex nosh with Sally-thank the Soap Gods we were spared that bed scene.

 

48 minutes ago, NinjaPenguins said:

Victor is dangling McCall Unlimited with very little hope of delivering,

Be a real kick in the cajones if he gives it to Dickolas.

 

12 hours ago, Snaporaz said:

Victor must have finally been crowned Vampire King.  Even Dracula needs to be invited before he can enter someone's home.  

Vampire King, indeed!  Guess he missed the clues of Darvon blocking the door, not asking him in, and buttoning his shirt.  Man is busy, Wicktor, take a hike!

[Kitty Redstone]

1 hour ago, NinjaPenguins said:

Whoever dubbed Nate ‘Sidepart’ is a genius.

Agreed! One of the things I love about this thread is all the hilariously on-point nicknames.

Also, I'm still laughing at @NinjaPenguins describing how Chelsea knows it's Billy at the door before seeing him, because of her papers being sucked toward the entrance. Jokes about Billy's nostrils will always be funny!

[Kemper]

It will be interesting to see if Victor “wins” and gifts Tucker’s company to Adam. And yes, it is disheartening to see Adam fall back into Pleasing Dad mode. If Devon buys it, Victor loses. Upside: he will probably blame Victoria. This is taking forever with no end in sight. We should start a pool on when this whole thing is decided. Easter? July 4th?

[MsMalin]

4 hours ago, NinjaPenguins said:

Excuse me, folks, but I will not tolerate this defamation of Nicholas Newman. The man stands up to urinate. Come on now. He’s a friggin’ legend for writing his name in the snow, even though he spells it wrong.

😂😂😂

[One Tough Cookie]

7 hours ago, MollyB said:

Be a real kick in the cajones if he gives it to Dickolas.

That name, along with Nostrildamus will NEVER get old.

Edited March 16, 2023 by One Tough Cookie

[NinjaPenguins]

Was it just me, or was today’s episode the best of the year?

[MsMalin]

^ This week was pretty good. Of course it was a short week. 

[boes]

34 minutes ago, NinjaPenguins said:

Was it just me, or was today’s episode the best of the year?

Which part did you like best, the bathos or pathos?

For myself, nothing could compare with the way Phyllis dribbled the ball while Dickolas just dribbled, though far and away, PeePaw was the best durn dribbler of them all, with ButtBiscuit bringing up the rear.  Or being the rear.

Wait a minute, you trying tell me I was watching basketballs?  

And here I thought we had an episode where everyone was just wearing Chelsea 2.0.........

 

[Waldo13]

23 hours ago, nasir jones said:

For a second, I thought Vicboria was going to rub one out. It’s hard to believe that three women want to sleep with Nate. I truly have no idea what Audra’s interest in him is. Maybe sleeping with her boss is just her natural state.

Cruella actually did rub two out but it was in her Fabulously Wonderful Sharp mind. First with imagining Natey Nate Nate in bed than an even bigger “O” that was not shown with her sitting in her chair with Tucker’s severed head on the desk. 
 

Audra doesn’t really want Natey Nate Nate. She just wants to make Tucker jealous.   

[Snaporaz]

2 hours ago, One Tough Cookie said:

That name, along with Nostrildamus will NEVER get old.

It's actually spelled Nostrildumbass.

I'll say one thing for B&B...they know how to do a cliffhanger over there.  I can't wait until Monday.  Y&R, on the other hand?  I can barely remember yesterday's episode.  Except for the previews, and how Mamie doesn't look like she's aged a bit.  I hope she brought some cinnamon rolls!

[One Tough Cookie]

52 minutes ago, Snaporaz said:

Mamie doesn't look like she's aged a bit

I'm almost afraid to ask--who is Mamie

[Waldo13]

On March 26th it will be Y&R’s 50th Anniversary. On lauralee_bell instagram account Lauralee posted a dance montage, featuring the Y&R cast. They are dancing for their fans to the tune “Can’t Stop The Feeling”. Even EB busts a move.  
 

I’m sorry I don’t know how to post the link to Lauralee’s instagram account. 

[Snaporaz]

42 minutes ago, One Tough Cookie said:

I'm almost afraid to ask--who is Mamie

Mamie is Lily's and Nate's great-aunt, and she was the Abbott's housekeeper for years before Mrs. Martinez.  Mamie pretty much raised Jack, Ashley, and Tracy when Dina left the family.   When Jill noticed a romance developing between Mamie and John, she paid Mamie $1 million (I think that's how much it was--it's been a while) to leave town.  Mamie went on a cruise or something and never came back.  (There were always cinnamon rolls on the Abbott's breakfast table when Mamie was there, and not the ones in a can, which really made me want to be an Abbott!)

Edited March 17, 2023 by Snaporaz

[gingerella]

If they're bringing Mamie back then they better fucking bring back Zapato!

[gingerella]

This show has sunk so low that I could only approve four couples on @Joimiaroxeu's Sweet Sixteen ladder, and two of them had the same man in them. So there's that.

[One Tough Cookie]

OK--did this happento anyone else's tv provider?  I have Verizon and got yesterday's episode?.  it was marked as recording date 3/16. Ore have I time traveled back to yesterday?

[boes]

5 minutes ago, One Tough Cookie said:

OK--did this happento anyone else's tv provider?  I have Verizon and got yesterday's episode?.  it was marked as recording date 3/16. Ore have I time traveled back to yesterday?

You are getting sleepy.....sleepy......sleepy.......

Damn, Dickolas, STOP putting yourself into my attempt to hypnotize One Tough Cookie!  Go on, take your banana and go home!!

Back to our regularly scheduled sleep aid......

[babyhouseman]

18 hours ago, Waldo13 said:

On lauralee_bell instagram

I don't know if you can post IG on here. I saw the video, and it was cute seeing the people who played Patti and Nina back. it starts out with the bug and Phyllis. Sitting down, Victor, Nikki and Victoria do a busted up version of Grease's The Hand Jive. Lord help us, the actor who plays Billy had a solo dance and was wearing an ugly suit. Nicholas was with Sally, but even their moves weren't that annoying. Michael and Lauren were charming. You can tell the actors really like each other. Jack and Diane were in there too. 

18 hours ago, Snaporaz said:

eave town.  Mamie went on a cruise or something and never came back.  (There were always cinnamon rolls on the Abbott's breakfast table when Mamie was there, and not the ones in a can, which really made me want to be an Abbott!

The food always looked so good. When Jill was there Mamie should've dumped orange juice on her head. 

[One Tough Cookie]

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?  I NEED SOME SNARK TO START OFF MY WEEKEND

[NinjaPenguins]

I got lost on my way here. Found what I thought was a safe, warm cave where I could escape the elements. It was dark, so very dark, and moist. Moist. It felt like the word sounds. In the distance! Hark! The sound of a constant wind, whistling from origins unknown and rustling the flora around me.

The ground was soft, sinking beneath my boot. Fat drops of moisture occasionally fell from the ceiling. My foot struck something solid - a flashlight! Had some other intrepid explorer wandered in here earlier?

Ah, that was better. A beam of weak white light cut through the darkness. Gods, what a space! So massive was this cavern that the blackness swallowed the ray before it could find a far wall. I trudged back to where I thought the entrance was.

Cave paintings? No, no. cHlOe WaS hErE. Graffiti of a crude nature littered the walls. DUDE FUX GOATS LOLZ love Nick. The ground was laden with trash as well; a filthy ship captain’s hat perched on an unopened set of Sharper Image nose hair trimmers. The randomness of the objects strewn about made me uneasy - a tiddlywinks, a pool noodle, a partially consumed sleeve of Ritz crackers.

The quake happened without warning. The entire cave shuddered as a sudden tempest carried me aloft and into the open, surrounded by a stream of debris and wet spray. I landed with a thud, miraculously unharmed. “Bless you!” a chirpy voice exclaimed.

That was the day, my friends, that I escaped Billy’s nostril. Right or left? Damned if I know or care to find out. Be careful where you take shelter; it could be more dangerous than the elements.

 

Edited March 19, 2023 by NinjaPenguins

[Chatty Cake]

I had to laugh at Victor not saying a word to Abby. 
Is Adam developing a drinking problem? 
Nick is so disapproving of Nate and Victoria! It’s kind of comical. They both need to take a sexual harassment class through HR at Newman. 
I’m surprised Audra likes Nate too. I’m not a fan except when she’s needling Victoria. 

[Snaporaz]

On 3/16/2023 at 11:50 PM, gingerella said:

If they're bringing Mamie back then they better fucking bring back Zapato!

But I thought you didn't like zombies?  Patty killed poor Zapato, so bringing him back might put the show even further into Passions territory!  RIP Zapato 👞🐕😿 

[gingerella]

8 minutes ago, Snaporaz said:

But I thought you didn't like zombies?  Patty killed poor Zapato, so bringing him back might put the show even further into Passions territory!  RIP Zapato 👞🐕😿 

WTF?!? When did anyone kill Zapato?!? 😫

[PatsyandEddie]

Didn’t Victor get a new dog though? Whatever happened to his epilepsy? He was a much better person back then. 

[Snaporaz]

Yes, after Zapato died, Victor adopted Segundo.  Victor's epilepsy is hanging out with Nikki's MS.

I'm not so sure I would say Victor was a better person back then.  He was responsible for unleashing Patty on everybody, so you might say he was indirectly responsible for Zapato's death, just like he was for Colleen's death.

[rcc]

Who's Zapato?

[boes]

54 minutes ago, rcc said:

Who's Zapato?

Victor's dog.

[PatsyandEddie]

Victor named his first dog Zapato then his next one was Segundo. 
Victor was okay when he was cutting out snowflakes is what I should have said. 

[boes]

1 hour ago, gingerella said:

WTF?!? When did anyone kill Zapato?!? 😫

Patty Williams poisoned him.  

[SweePea59]

I miss Miguel, too.

[gingerella]

59 minutes ago, boes said:

Patty Williams poisoned him.  

Fuck Patty Williams then.

[rcc]

3 hours ago, boes said:

Victor's dog.

Thanks. What breed of dog?

[PatsyandEddie]

Yellow lab. They make the best service dogs. 
I have a young chocolate lab. He’s a weirdo 😂

[Kemper]

13 hours ago, boes said:

Patty Williams poisoned him.  

On purpose? Did she actually mean to poison Victor? Because that I could have understood.

[Julyolo]

So, on the morning of the GC Bicentennial Gala both Abby and Phyllis had already put on some of their sparkly duds? The skirt on Phyllis was bad enough, but Abby in her jacket looked ridiculous. When Stark boomed out, "I am not a threat to anyone," all I could do was picture him pullling out that line in a group acting audition. BTW, do the director's notes on all of Nikki's scripts instruct her to perform, "The attitude of an entitled, insufferable Karen who won a marital lottery." She gives off an intense dowager vibe, even though Victor is allegedly alive. If she's so happy, why is she always so miserable, cutting, and nasty? The actress playing Diane looked stunningly lovely today. She must be bringing in her own wardrobe and stylist, and it shows. Couldn't figure out if Phyllis managed to steal Diane's ring then left the box, or just ditched the box with the ring back into Diane's purse? Looking at her makeup today, I would have begged the show's make-up artist to lay off on Phyllis' lipstick. She is just on the border of looking like Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Joker.

 

Edited March 20, 2023 by Julyolo

[NinjaPenguins]

Traci: Jack! You’re home sooner than I expected. Guess I’ll cancel the male escorts

Jack: I have exciting news. Wait, what?

Traci: Exciting news is better than boring news. God, my life is dull.

Jack: Stop me if you’ve heard this before: I proposed to Diane and, lucky me, she accepted.

Traci: That was quick. Just kidding. How did you restrain yourself for as long as you did?

Jack: This is news just for immediate family only.

Traci: That’s me. I’m so happy for you. Good thing I love weddings.

Jack: Not everyone feels the same. I’m foreshadowing…

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Phyllis: I feel… seen somehow.

Jeremy: Phyllis! I just finished working out and my endorphins are racing! No, I don’t know why these workout clothes look like they just came off the store shelves.

Phyllis: Damn, fool, not in public.

Diane: Ah hah! You’re a big fat liar, Phyllis!

Phyllis: Am not.

Diane: Are too.

Jeremy: Phyllis is telling the truth. I just came back for my lucky socks.

Diane: The ones you used to jerk off with?

Phyllis: Ew.

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Daniel: I didn’t know Grimace had a sister.

Lily: What? I’m sorry. I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night.

Daniel: The big hearing is today. Let me help you out by psychoanalyzing the whole situation between you and Devon.

Lily: But why?

Daniel: I want you to stop beating yourself up. Man, it’s a real downer.

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Abby: I feel this glittery jacket will distract the opposing counsel enough to give you the win.

Devon: The opposing counsel is the woman I cheated on. How dare Lily throw in with her.

Abby: I know. I was there.

Devon: But I don’t want you there at the hearing.

Abby: Why? Is it because I might lunge across the table and rearrange Lily’s face? Is it the awkwardness of facing Amanda with me by your side after she saw us in the throes of illicit ecstasy? Huh?

Devon: No… of course not. Just stay here, have fun with our kid. It’ll be nice to come home to, no matter what happens with my company. Maybe have a sandwich waiting.

Abby: I’ll stay home. Make your own damn sandwich.

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Traci: It’s so exciting planning a bicentennial celebration! Yay! I’ve been so bored looking at the Abbott mansion walls. Thank goodness Mrs. Martinez accidentally left the front door unlocked.

Nikki: Yay! This is fun. Parties are fun. How many different ways can we make the point that parties are fun?

Traci: All of them! Parties have food. And guests! Guests from the community. They will talk and laugh and dance. I almost forgot the music. I believe I have accurately and enthusiastically described the key elements of a party.

Nikki: Brilliant! There will be a special presentation too. It will be, hmmm, special. And interesting. Interestingly special.

Traci: It’s a masquerade. Masks appeal to the novelist in me. Fortunately I use a technique called ‘interesting writing’ so my books are far more captivating than this vague and empty conversation.

Nikki: Zzzz.

Traci: The whole evening will be spectacular, of course. With everything happening around GC - 

Nikki: Everything happening? Whatever do you mean?

Traci: Oh, you know. Jeremy Stark, blah blah.

Nikki: You’re such a bad liar.

Traci: I’m no Newman.

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Diane: What a match made in Hell.

Phyllis: Hell? Hell? What the hell do you know about hell? When you fake die do you fake burn in fake hell? Caw caw!

Diane: At least I’m not going to real hell. BURN!

Phyllis: You used to know what a hateful slag you are. Now you act like you’ve been purified by Jack’s love, which, by the way, is easier to get than gonorrhea at a Newman key party.

Diane: You pretend you’re not romantically interested in Jack, but you’re completely obsessed with our relationship.

Phyllis: I’m not obsessed. But he’d totally hit this if I offered.

Diane: Pretty soon you’ll be getting a newsflash that will prove you wrong. Ta ta, turdling.

Jeremy: So close to a catfight, yet so far.

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Daniel: Devon is a jack ass. An inconsiderate boob. You are right and he is one million percent wrong.

Lily: Thank you!

Daniel: Anytime. Look, when I had a showing for my artwork, I’d spend hours analyzing after the fact, wondering if I’d used the right pieces or if incorporating pubic hair into a sculpture was the true wave of the future.

Lily: How did you stop overthinking things?

Daniel: I just stopped giving a shit. It’s amazing how easy life gets once you just straight up don’t give a fuck. Of course, it annoyed Heather and Lucy a little.

Lily: You’re such a good friend. And so wise.

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Devon: Remember when we had that conversation about love?

Abby: I sure don’t.

Devon: Understandable. I didn’t have very memorable facial hair. Or any, come to think of it.

Abby: Let’s roleplay. You be Devon and I’ll be Amanda grilling you. We can make light of the fact she caught us surfing the sheets.

Devon: I appreciate what you’re trying to do. Everyone else just tries to insinuate cheating is something to feel bad about. When I get home, I’ll kiss you like this. We will proceed to vigorous, spicy intercourse.

Abby: Good luck!

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Diane: Phyllis and Jeremy up in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.

Jack: Once an asshole, always an asshole. I finally see her for the Godzilla nemesis she is.

Diane: She manipulated our son and his wife to convince us Jeremy Stark was on a plane. She wanted us back here and vulnerable.

Jack: She has no boundaries, especially around the bra area. Phyllis always takes it too far when she has a grudge. She ran over Christine, made Sharon’s life hell and gave a dumpster PTSD.

Diane: She’s alienated everyone, friends, family… she’s exactly the kind of lost soul Jeremy preys upon.

Jack: She lost her job at Marchetti when Summer fired her. I always said that girl was as smart as they come. I was lying, of course, until that amazing day. Then she had that opportunity to work on Daniel’s bullshit idea. Instead. Phyllis hopped a plane to Portugal and straight to the unemployment line.

Diane: This has been going on forever. We fought for your romantic attentions, and she’s been enraged ever since she lost.

Jack: She’s not getting into these pants again until she miraculously proves you’re a villain. I gotta tell you, if I hadn’t caught her using a sex toy on my brother’s nose, I might have softened.

Diane: The doctors never could find it, could they?

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Phyllis: I don’t care about Jack. Also, what news about Jack is Diane waving in front of me like a red cape?

Jeremy: Are you committed to this plan 100%?

Phyllis: My children think I should be - oh, I mean, of course. Vengeance is my reason for living. I once followed a driver who cut me off in traffic all the way to Kentucky and hid a dead fish in his hubcap.

Jeremy: Crazy and confident. We make a great team. Together we could set the world on fire.

Phyllis: You need to focus. Especially on not wearing sweatpants while freeballing.

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Traci: Phyllis. What a treat.

Phyllis: I know, right? Summer texted me to meet her here, so here I am. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Traci: Summer isn’t here. Diane and Jack are upstairs with Harrison. I’m leaving. Byeeee.

Phyllis rummages through Diane’s purse and finds a ring in a jeweler’s box.

Phyllis: You used to have such good taste in jewelry and women, Jack.

Diane: What in the blue dilly fuck are you doing here? What’s with the lurking? You clearly are hiding something behind your back that I am too polite to call attention to.

Phyllis: This isn’t lurking. Billy lurks. Nick lurks like a curious gorilla. This is just full blown anxious skulking. Summer asked me to come.

Diane: Again using your daughter to scheme against me. Have you no shame?

Phyllis: Oh look, another text. Summer changed her mind. Well, don’t think too hard about this or tell Jack. Adios!

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Jeremy: Nikki Newman. You and I are a great deal alike. Except for the necrophilia thing.

Nikki: My nose curls at your low class, serf-like odor. How dreadfully common you are.

Jeremy: Just like me, you started with nothing and had to fight for every scrap.

Nikki: Do not presume to assume, for it shall be your doom.

Jeremy: I really admire you. In fact, I’m going to donate to your little shindig.

Nikki: It’s invitation only. No amount of money will buy you entry into the cream of Genoa City’s crop. For six figures, you may stand five blocks away and inhale the decadent scent of food.

Jeremy: My finances are in flux, so my contribution will be modest.

Nikki: You’ve given me the vapors, sir. Do not even think about the gala. Toil in obscurity like a good peasant.

Jeremy: It will be a night to remember. I can foreshadow shit too.

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Lily: Here we are, Devon. We have one last chance to find common ground.

Devon: I’ve never negotiated with a crayon before.

Lily: There’s got to be some way to compromise.

Devon: Did you talk this over with Ronald and the Hamburglar first?

Amanda: Don’t say another word, Lily. You know, I feel like eggplant parm for lunch.

[Joimiaroxeu]

Yeah, no, a big time criminal cannot be this stupid, or at least dumb enough to have to be schooled by Phyllis. Does Stark think he has a cloak of invisibility? 🙄

Okay, I liked the color and shape of Lily's purple suit. The camisole not so much.

Meanwhile, Abby's sparkly jacket? Can't be good for Dominic if he gets a handful of sequins in his mouth.

"Too many variables." What kind of nonsense was Daniel trying to spin? There are only two issues, dimwit: what Lily wants and what Devon wants. X <> Y.

So Jeremy has his own jet too? He said he turned it around and came back to GC when he realized he didn't have his lucky socks.* Diane didn't seem surprised even if it was a lie.

Had to laugh at Phyllis standing there making duck lips while Diane was calling out her and Stark's b.s.

I didn't realize Nikki and Traci were chummy. Whatever, Is this event going to be masked costume ball or just a masked ball? This show has to be too cheap now for a costume ball.

Phyllis calling Diane psychotic. Bish, do you ever look in the mirror? But Stark sure wants to get himself a taste of some lunatic Red.

OMG, Daniel, shut up. All you're doing is telling Lily what she wants to hear. You need some pom-poms to go with your cheerleader act?

Whee! Amanda walked up like she was all the Avengers wrapped into one. Guess Christine will be the weak a$$ Justice League. 😉

*@NinjaPenguins, yikes!!!!!

[Waldo13]

If you stare at Abby’s jacket real hard you can actually see the Big Dipper, the Little Dipper, and Ursa Minor.  Abby can also double as a night light for Bowie.  

Copperhead it’s as obvious as the teeth in your mouth that you are working with Stark. Your innuendos are the things that always give you away. After Diane tell Stark that she’s not afraid of him anymore, Copperhead chimes in, looking straight at Stark, “Did you buy that?”  “I didn’t”. A Yiddish curse that’s very fitting for Copperhead. “May all your teeth fall out but one so that you can still get a toothache”.  

I have to admit that there are quite a few times that Diane opens her mouth to change feet.  Diane there are times to stay quite and appear stupid than open your mouth and remove all doubt. 

Did I miss something?  When did the dispute between Devon and Lily go from a court proceeding to arbitration?  The draw back for either side is that the Arbitrator is judge, jury, executioner. Their decision is final. There is no avenue to appeal the decision as it could be with a court decision.  By the way where is Jill?  I guess she will be zooming in. 

I had to laugh that the GC Bicentennial Gala is going to be national news. A masked ball?  How did the last masked ball turn out?  Who’s getting stabbed this time?   

Daniel Daniel Daniel I hope that your CL mug has two scoops of STFU in it. You are what is know as a compete and utter schmuck.  I’m sorry, Abby is quite in Daniels league but I giver her a break because she’s a snowflake like Summer.  Devon/Abby and Daniel/Lily are the cures for insomnia. 🥱😴

The ever trusting Traci lets the snake into the henhouse. Another laugh with Stark saying his funds are in transition. I guess the Feds missed a few of Stark’s bank accounts. 

[MsMalin]

I wonder if Nick will wear his JT mask to the party?

[One Tough Cookie]

3 hours ago, NinjaPenguins said:

eremy: Phyllis is telling the truth. I just came back for my lucky socks.

Diane: The ones you used to jerk off with?

 

Once again, my friend, you win the internet!  Win, hell, I think you OWN it by now!

Edited March 21, 2023 by One Tough Cookie

[Kitty Redstone]

2 hours ago, NinjaPenguins said:

Jack: She’s not getting into these pants again until she miraculously proves you’re a villain. I gotta tell you, if I hadn’t caught her using a sex toy on my brother’s nose, I might have softened.

Diane: The doctors never could find it, could they?

Ahahahahaha! I can actually picture Peter Bergman and Susan Walters with her fabulous smirk saying these lines.

I'm so thankful for your recaps of this boring, boring show, @NinjaPenguins!

 

[One Tough Cookie]

Nikki,Nikki, Nikki--do you even OWN a full length mirror? FIRE THE STYLIST ASAP.My cat could have barfed up a better choice of skirts.

[boes]

17 hours ago, NinjaPenguins said:

Phyllis: You used to know what a hateful slag you are. Now you act like you’ve been purified by Jack’s love, which, by the way, is easier to get than gonorrhea at a Newman key party.

Utter brilliance, NinjaPenguins!  The image of a Newman key party, though, is something I'd never imagined in a million ButtBiscuitian years and it's a killer.

####DEAD#### again.  Will the masked ball be the Newman version of "Eyes Wide Shut"?  I'm going for "Eyes Sewed Shut".  A mask alone just isn't going to cut it.

On 3/20/2023 at 5:15 AM, Kemper said:

On purpose? Did she actually mean to poison Victor? Because that I could have understood.

Patty Williams had a dead cat named "Mr. Kitty" that she had stuffed and carried around with her.  Zapato got ahold of the stuffed animal and used it for a chew toy, so Patty poisoned the dog for revenge.

Things weren't always so good back in the good old days.

 

[Joimiaroxeu]

Quote

Patty Williams had a dead cat named "Mr. Kitty" that she had stuffed and carried around with her. 

Yeah, and Stacy Haiduk had some fans questioning her grasp on reality when she showed up at the Daytime Emmys like this:

She was nominated for Best Supporting Actress that year but didn't win. I always liked her portrayal of Patty Williams but a little bit went a long ways with Patty.

Re the aforementioned Newman key party, who would attend them? Certainly not anyone in GC who'd lived there long enough to know about the Newmans. I'm guessing they force NE employees to participate and those people are too scared to rat the Newmans out. Yeah, that's the ticket. 😉

[pvandal]

When Audra mentioned 'the love of Victoria's life' my mind thought of Ryan. I totally forgot about JT.

 

I know Audra isn't totally liked here, but I love that she appears to be a sh*t stirrer. GC needs one of those.

[Chatty Cake]

Wonder who will be mistaken for who at this masquerade ball?
Maybe Jeremy will be mistaken for Jack. 
Audra may do herself up like Victoria to tempt Nathaniel. 
 

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After what she knows he pulled on her wrt hiring Sally and Chloe, I don't see why Jill thinks she can trust Victor.

OMG Victoria asked Nate if there was anything she could do to help with what's bothering him, as she stood with her crotch inches away from his face. Stay skanky, Victoria. 😼

I'm surprised Amanda admitted her personal knowledge of Devon would weigh into her representation of C-W in the lawsuit. (Or in the arbitration. When were we advised the case would be handled by a mediator? And when did we see Lily and Devon and Jill agree to that? Continuity, JG. Look into it.)

Audra looked good in red today. But whoa on those huge shoulder pads.

Nate, you need to let sleeping dogs lie. That is unless you do want to get with your boss but you just want her to work harder for it. In which case...ESAD you jerk.

I thought the woman playing the arbitrator looked kind of like Mamie back in the day. The Mamie who is Lily and Devon's great aunt. Wonder if that casting was deliberate?

JT Helstrom. Dang, that name came out of left field. Audra is diabolical because getting Elena to bring JT back into the frame would rock Victoria's world. Or Nate's, lol.

Holey moley, Amanda went in. Abby may as well have been splayed on the conference room table naked because Amanda sure was alluding to her and Devon cheating on their respective partners.

The IPO was thoroughly vetted, Jill? Is that why you blindly hired Tucker's henchwoman to manage it for you? FOH.

Hmm, I'm thinking Victor serving as CI's silent investor could be the first step toward NE eventually taking it over again. Victoria would love that.

How convenient that Victor didn't mention to Jill the McCall Unlimited factor in his desire for Devon to have H/W back. Or that Jill didn't bring up how Devon wrecked her grandson Chance's marriage so she could give a hoot what Devon wants.

Edited March 21, 2023 by Joimiaroxeu