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Definitely! Nothing British about his accent, from Manchester or anywhere else in the UK. "Williams" is a typical Nigerian catfish scam last name, and London is a place they often fake being from. They have a big Nigerian community and they often pick up cash in person for the catfish, and they're in on it.

Mooching Mom sounds like a fun show. The rest... not so much.

Fidgety was recording the conversation, she was on her best behavior.

I really didn't need to know how many times a day each couple engages in human mating rituals. What a waste of time.

So... was he in it for the romance or for the money? I'm thinking probably greed was more of a factor than lust. Or was it?

The multiple wounds on the poor horse looked fresh enough to have happened under the defendant's care, I was crushed that the plaintiff lost.

Thomas Nunez Hughs His daughter Chessy Hughs Hahahahaha these names are a hoot - she should have known right there and then that it was a scam.

This is embarrassing. Not only do I routinely park near shopping carts, but I nearly always park near the cart return because it's convenient and the space is often free! Besides, it's probably the safest place from being kit by a cart, the worst place is probably just across the cart return. The defendant was parked in the handicapped parking spot so didn't have much choice of where to park, it was weird how JJ was so amazed with her logical powers that she kept repeating it (an incorrect premise) ad nauseam. I can't believe the plaintiff got $750 for barely visible damage. Perhaps JJ doesn't like fluorescent red hair and matching lipstick, especially on a homely woman. Having said that... it was her cart that got away from her.

Long-term, she would move the goalposts nonstop. She's going to want this, then that, and not that, back to this...

Banana Frosting & Frozen Fish - Remember when everyone though Jesse was a dick because he objected to Darcey's drinking after she staggered into the bushes coming back from a bar? He's still a dick, but he was right about her having a substance abuse problem. So - hear me out - I suspect that Banana is a lush. All his social gatherings seem to be lubricated with booze. He goes out to dinner with Frozen before going to a party where drinking is going to be the main event, and despite being on a pauper's budget, insists on somewhat sneakily ordering an expensive cocktail. I think he might even have ordered a second one? Regardless, he seems to be quite the boozer. There's no argument that Frozen is excessively priggish, but perhaps it comes from a place of seeing Banana socialize nonstop so that he has drinking buddies. Moving on to a different topic, it's alright if she doesn't care for his performances. You can have a marriage based on values - that doesn't always include hobbies, which change over time after all. Botox Boobs & - Makel - What I would have given to be in the embassy while BB was inside shouting about her fiance visa emergency! She's a tax payer. She's an 'merican. This is her right. Gotta give respect for her negotiating gumption though, getting two appliances for the price of half the first one, without Makel's coaching. Mother Makel drew a blank when Botox was mentioned. Perhaps she though it was a fertility treatment. How ignorant of basic biology are these people? Makel isn't starting a family her. I hope his visa is denied for his own sake and to teach Grangela a lesson. Uber Robert & Nanny Anny - Robert and his brother are losers and total douchebags ganging up against Anny right in front of her. Secret handshakes and high five'ing scoring debate points against her? They're just nasty. Mike & The Demon - I'm not sure if Satan disguised as hot puss won't be drawing Mike back in. It's so weird how she pushes and pulls, telling him she doesn't love him, then pawing him everywhere, or saying atheists are scary then sitting sideways on his lap. "We need to work on love" then throwing the ring back. Or telling him precise instructions how he should have reacted to her antics to please her "in my perfect word he would have etc." Girl has major Borderline Personality Disorder. Everything is a freakin' test with this chick. Did anyone notice the weird way she turns her head? Always in a fast 90 degree angle - she spins it like The Exorcist.

I tried to hate-watch this but it was too boring. It's not really about their weight loss anyway. The show is merely a vehicle to make them "happen" as stars but it ain't happening for me. It's almost insulting to viewers at this point. I fast forwarded so much I was done in 5 minutes.

They did not look like I imagined their "fans" or "hate watchers" to be like.

Like a good little insomniac, I will pass some time fleshing out why this show is such a gargantuan disaster. It must weigh on my conscience. It has a lot of meat such as: a wonky eye on the look out for predators coming from behind a bow head that is more prominent than the poop deck, if you get my drift youtube fame whores well versed in the art of self-debasement for 3 cent clicks the skinny one is 400 lbs, and with an IQ of 67, she's also the smart one Junkyard weigh in A ONE HOUR show! Thank you TV gods. How could this formula fail? That one hour feels like three. Edited as if the producers wanted to bring the "magic" of their endearing youtube personas to television, but they are nothing but slow wits that speak in clichés and cackle maniacally every time they amaze themselves with what they just said. How many burps and farts are too many? We still don't have a definitive answer. Has anyone calculated the percentage of the show filmed while immobile in their car, having mundane conversations and devouring pounds of trail mix? An inappropriately whimsical musical score - as if the music wants to influence us to find their antics cute. They're the opposite of cute. This show would benefit from a horror movie score. No Dr Now to deliver unvarnished truth bombs.

FATCO syndrome (Fibular aplasia, tibial campomelia, and oligosyndactyly syndrome) is a genetic condition - a very, very rare one. Link: https://omim.org/entry/246570 Chances are very high the baby also suffers from a heart condition. The majority of children with FATCO have that also. Are the parents related? These very rare conditions mostly surface when there is consanguinity, or founder effects.

I assumed this was the case.

sHe Is gRowInG As a pErsOn!!!!

Reported to the mods! Enjoy your ban! just kidding maybe

And because they had a lot of acreage. None of that should matter. The defendant needed to be taught a lesson. She had this shit-eating grin in the hallterview, she was very pleased with herself that she got away with something.

I'll watched "kicked my mother out" to find out if the call to CPS was a revenge call.

Funny, after the episode I wondered if the cast and writers simply didn't like her. She had no chemistry with anyone, she was just... there... alone. Her monologue was one of the worst, not at all funny. Oftentimes the cast rescues mediocre monologues with their own interruptions. Not for JLo; they put her in front of the cameras and allowed her to tank all by herself. Her nonstop bragging was a lonely affair, aside for the blown head with confetti. The hoops earrings promotion was the writers phoning it in at its worst. No warm feelings detected.

"My mom took my phone" and the "pedo hunters" may be interesting. I'll skip "DNA drama" and "murder in Alaska" because I generally hate the forensics shows.

My theory is that Julianna married her pimp so that it would be easier to travel abroad and get visas.

New to me!

On a developmental level, I can't help but think that Max is babysitting his stepmother. He's light-years ahead of her in wit and maturity.

It's an investment in her future, and Syringe's!!!!! Bwahaha She's spending money she doesn't have on quackery. She doesn't have the brain to do something more challenging and potentially more financially rewarding.