Toaster Strudel

He never had any intention of bringing her states side and marrying her. Every day he's announcing a fresh reason why he won't marry her. Believe him!

No fighting, Sex Tourist Ed has enough panties for everyone!

Ed had no intention of ever marrying Rosemarie. Watch the show again. Everything now makes perfect sense.

Green door (joke) spoiler! Mmmmmmmmmmm 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 💋 💋 💋

RIP Dr $hit

In the preview, David rings Lana's doorbell during the day. He leaves the building in a huff... and it's dark outside. So it seems that whoever lives there, he spent some time with that person, persons, or company. He found it exhausting.

I second this motion.

Ed wants nothing to do with kids, doesn't care a lick about Prince, Prince is just some annoying baggage he's willing to suffer for the privilege of banging a shaven-legs Rosemarie.

Image how difficult it was to deal with her for the film crew, and the post production crew (recording the narrative). Word got around.

They were filthy hoarders too, with excrement and urine all over the house... perplexing, how no one wanted to buy it, LOL!

My favorite educational moment was when she ordered two large, generously garnished Dr-Now-Diet-Approved large pizzas and started on the first with the second one stacked beneath it. It's diet because you stop eating a couple of bites short of what you'd normally engulf, thus turning 4000 calories into 400, and carbs into protein.

She reminds me of my mother 😕 whenever Ashley is being "nice" you can see the strain on her face because deep down she's a hellbeast and being phony-nice takes everything out of her. Since we're coming clean, here is a picture of me and my two kids vacationing on a paper plate:

Or that he frequently rushes to call his ex-girlfriend who has a crush on him like a blinking Vegas marquee.

She is selling outrage. Outrage is a valuable commodity on the internet, easily converted into a revenue stream.

We already knew that Pao was loopy on account of her antivax stance. Now the lunacy has been dialed to 11 (aka QAnon level).

Doesn't he live in a trailer park?

It was true! I remember it.

This episode was mind-numbingly boring. The 2 hour format ruined this show. It's too slow and plodding now.

Varya's friends were pros at poking the bear! "Did you tell him you had an online relationship with another American before?" hahahahah Varya demured to translate that whopper at first, but Geoffrey made her do it and she couldn't lie as fast as Usman and his friend "Queen of Queens, it's a compliment!" - she had to tell him. After he walked away, all hot, shewas crying but at least she got a glimpse of his violent temper.

I loved Antish. He was sitting up like he had a rod down his spine, and asked Averyjuana all the hard questions, very cool and un-emotional, with an effective parsimony of words. He was deliciously terrifying, and Ash fears him, I could tell.

I saw a lifetime of hatred for this horrid man in her demeanor. She knows she will hate the sight of him every day for the rest of her life if she makes the sacrifice of moving with him; she will resent the very sight, and make him thoroughly miserable. Her anger came from a deep place, perhaps born of having to humiliate herself being with this controlling jerk just so she doesn't always have to worry about where her son's next meal is coming from, twice a day. Ed is jealous and suspicious. I saw how he shut the taxi door on her. He was not sorry in the least, he thinks he is in the right. It was absolutely fascinating reading her body language, I rewound several times. You can read her like a book. Having her tested, and not him... what an atrocious little troll.

Dr $$$hill having a panel with the only three experts in the world saying it's OK to go to the movie house during COVID was not on my Bingo card.

Rose is pretty but when I hear the sound of her voice I want to fast forward. She sounds like a chain smoking frog with a Swedish accent, wearing a tight dog collar.

I loved Daniel Craig, he's a very serious actor so it was super fun watching him soak up the characters and Method-acting comedy. Seriously funny!

That's what I did... he was so annoying. His parents have to watch him... I don't!