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Same here... the doe-eyed hair-flipping, combined with a voice with a dog-whistle range, is the perfect physical representation of her juvenile (an minimal) personality. Conversating (I watch Judge Judy, and it's a word) with her must be like talking with a preschooler. Totally uninteresting and the adult has to do all the conversational heavy lifting. Part of her charm may be that she is sexually accommodating,

Imma gonna skip this whoooooole week.

That's why Micheal was shocked to find out his escort was 20... he thought she was 14! Cool bonus, she satisfies his kink and she's legal.

Juliana is quite elfin and slight. It got me thinking that Douchie was shocked, SHOCKED! that she was 20... because he thought she was 14. Also an escort on a yacht... in Croatia... a destitute girl from the depths of Brazil surrounded by rich horny dudes...

Angela Deem, Conversation Cop

*double take* A whip? How come I didn't catch that? Is this for real?

I wish the show had been edited to show Liam laughing at Tiffany every time she lectured someone.

Maybe I'm just cold but her lectures about "love" were horrid. Her body language was screaming in pain when she was being candid about her relationship with Mah Dear Ronald. But when you love someone, you persevere! You're married after all! I believe in boundaries and limits. Love is conditional.

If you close your eyes , stop seeing that Corey is a grown ass man, and only listen to his words, he sounds like he's 4 year old. His vocabulary, intonations, and general ideas are at the level of a toddler. Try it before you knock it. The man is a genuine simpleton. He made Tiffany sound like Einstein.

She dropped the baby voice like a hot potato, and replaced it with a hard, mercenary tone. "It's his mistake, haHA! Now he will have to pay for eternity - SCORE!"

The AnastasiaDate criminals want to keep the illusion that he'll meet their employee Maria one day, but they want to keep his candy panty ass out of Ukraine at all costs.

I love the catfish stories on Dr Phil and Ceasar is like every single victim he ever featured. Delusional, soft-spoken, vacant stare, gullible, and horny as hell for someone out of his league. People get scammed for millions of dollars every year in these romance scams. Ceasar found "Maria" on AnastasiaDate dot com, which is a huge romance scam organized crime syndicate.

This looks like a week I'm going to skip. More siding with parents against their "terrible children."

Irony is alive and kicking with the two real, flag-hugging American (aka white) Trump-supporters ganging up against the Mexican Trump supporter. These nobodies were highly anxious about their "reputation" - all the while riding their fat asses in SUVs to the border and taking selfies at the wall, wearing red caps and screaming. Their reputation is DOA. Someone should tell them. They are perpetually aggrieved teenage-brain snowflakes with too much time on their hands. They keep hurting each others fee-fee's and marching to court to solve their middle school feuds.

LOL that's the only way you'd get me in one.

Now I understand the origins of her defiant personality... genes.

That's what the show told us, but it is true?

Yes. They throw in the occasional French word or odd phrase but it's 95% Arabic.

Does anyone remember the fake name used in the royalty skit that featured Kenan a lot? Prentice Popper-something? It cracked me up and now I forget what it was.

Ah c'mon Phil, give us some catfish stories already.

In most women you'd see follicles, not eggs per se. Angela's eggs are very easy to see because they have COPD and the ultrasound tech could look for tiny oxygen canisters.

Maybe she meant she'd be respectful of conservative religious nonsense and dance with her hips still?

Dumber than ranch dressing.

I am beginning to wonder as well. He is sinister.

I believe Ceasar is real. AnastasiaDate is a complex criminal organization that is very experienced at expertly taking fools like Ceasar to the cleaners. There are plenty of Ceasars out there. I'm glad the show is finally featuring a catfish. I hope there will be more.