Toaster Strudel

Those "service dogs" were pets, period. These scams remind me of the able-bodied in handicapped parking spaces.

Jay has stupefying, crushing, heavy sack power that he used to paralyze and exert control over Trahsley. Look at how much she gave away for that D that he promised to give her several times a day.

Deavan & Jihoon: One Week of Boom Boom, a Lifetime of Regrets

Add on 50 lbs, thrown on one of Colt's shirts, a give her a construction worker's haircut, take off the dentures, and let her stew in a vodka cauldron for 40 years and you get today's Debbie.

Exactly. Where I come from, no one ever slams doors. The rare times it may happen, it would be quite shocking.

I thought that was really sick. You can see from space that Debbie is a nasty hag with zero patience. He's blinded by lust!

Not only that, but it would very quickly ferment into a disgusting, foul-smelling mess if left un-refrigerated. It was hard liquor alright.

Intriguingly, it may be the same amount that lowers Colt's inhibitions enough to boom boom Debbie.

Nah. Coltee is an alcoholic. Now I know.

It looked like part of a longer scar. Did you all see the lumbering witness the defendant had brought with him get up in slow motion with an angry facial expression? I thought, OMG, what the hell is he on, does he know where he is? Then JJ shouted down the most epic "SIT DOWN" in all the show's history. It was. So. Satisfying.

And! And prattling on about how easily he can marry someone else and stay in America.

Ah'move!

Motorcycle obsession: Judge Judy can no longer say "I was wrong... once." It's been upgraded to "I was wrong... twice." Other than that, the plaintiff's wife left him 6 months ago and he hasn't noticed yet.

Ain't that the truth, LOL.

Sharp didn't even pay for Danielle's stalker-palooza trip to Miami.

PERIOD.

They must really hate his horndog twink ass.

Today's German Shepherd owner made me feel homicidal. The combination of her easy gaslighting, faux-innocent batting of eyelashes, pearl clutching and reaching for smelling salts when things didn't go her way was infuriating. This is someone with decades of experience in the art of deception and manipulation. JJ exposed her multiple times but it rolled off her back and she just kept going with her act. She was really good, even JJ couldn't trip her up. She did the only thing left for her to do, which was to award the plaintiff 3K. Defendant was biting her lips in frustration when JJ shouted that it wasn't about whether she'd lose, but how much money she'd lose... did she think she'd win this? She reminded me of "Curl Dr" who parked in someone's driveway and invaded their house after her car was hemmed in.

I believe that was the second, and last arrest. There were two.

Confession: I feel low-key rage every time I see this abusive, rude, irrational fŬcker Andrei on my screen.

River is gay and was shown bringing his boyfriend over to the Thanksgiving dinner, if memory serves.

They totally wanted this. And who helped rile them up into this frenzy??? mmmmMMMhhhmmm?

She said she gave him the proper spacers! Why would she have spacers on hand to give him? Who hires a tile guy and worries about spacers? Maybe they smoked a lot of crack.

And none of it with any practical application - unicorn onesies, kid cereal, giant stuffed poop emojis, What was she thinking? The only practical gift was the Mickey Mouse dildo.

Yet she had champagne tastes, complaining about the width of the grout lines! It's strange that he used 1/4" over 1/8" spacers, because there's literally no advantage to him.