Toaster Strudel

The actor who played the Beard Hunter was absolutely fantastic.

This is my favorite show right now. Season 2 is even better than Season 1, it's less about getting into people's faces and sexual innuendos, and there's more about people's surprisingly kind, or brazen responses to the gags.

The real question for me is why did Colt feel that he couldn't tell his first wife that his second wife had kids?

In Justin's defense, how can one not punch Steven Senior?

The Assantis should be riveting TV but somehow they fall flat for me. Steven is too crazy to be relatable. Senior, is too irritating. Justin makes me roll my eyes when he shuts down. Was Toni his girlfriend or something? That whole consoling scene was odd - maybe it's because he was smiling, and it doesn't happen often. I'm not learning anything about human nature watching these escaped mental patients.

Brittany's mother didn't want anything to do with loser Coach Bullshit with his "self" and "anti-self" 5 minute doodles. She was right, there is something very off with that young woman, she needs help. Hopefully she'll stick with the program.

Yes! It's a medical appointment. He should allowed his privacy (even thought it's a TV and he signed off on some confidentiality, he should still be allowed to go to the appt alone if that's what he wanted),

Looks like we have a narcissistic father with his scapegoat and golden child.

Gravida 7, para 1, AB 5. Pity the children born to the rainbow hair cult.

Oh, and who was that sad sack, crying witness sitting on Khadija's side? He looked like he needed an emergency psychiatric intervention.

Guys you're letting me down, I came here looking for snark over the beach ball butt implants that the camera helpfully zoomed in on as she was leaving the court room to get her paperwork. They looked hard as rocks as they swung to the left and swung to the right like a solid mass. A veritable binary planet system held together by mutual gravitational attraction! Satellite operators out there are probably wondering why they're going off course a little bit with each revolution. We have the answer!

Adderal addiction, I didn't see that one coming. Dr Sophy was savage and I loved it.

After seeing him stand next to the lady he crossed to Earth to visit, I can say that, to his credit, he's not superficial.

I could see these two going on a cross country crime spree, à la Bonnie and Clyde.

I'm gonna say "birds of a feather" and "sociopaths." Girlfriend was a practiced liar, judging by the florid details. I think even JJ was impressed with her brazen storytelling. Sure, it made no sense, but when this was pointed out, she'd improvise an intricate explanation on the fly using big words that went over Jacob's head. She's two years younger than Baby Raging Bull but she probably has the upper hand. "We have arguments like every couple" - She's 16, he's 18... she talks like she's 40.

Delusional woman who thinks her husband is cheating on her... he needs to dump her suspicious ass before she kills somebody.

Now that you mention this... that's kind of what it looked like.

Angie didn't want to lose weight, she wanted a trip, and to move to a warmer climate. She was obsessed with moving to Houston the whole time.

I had to stop watching today's episode about the three daughters whining about their drunk dad who sends creepy messages to younger women. He's an adult. You're all adults. Go live your lives.

FINALLY! I catfish episode! It's the only reason I watch.

Nicole's goat dad has the same mannerisms that she has. They have the same babyish facial expressions and dumb way their eyes dart around their sockets like they're too stupid to know where to look. Maybe that's what an IQ of 75 looks like.

The last one has slow-motion ejaculation. Debbie is probably holding the camera and doing the editing.

In the case of Angela Shippy and her effeminate werewolfe ex-husband, JJ was working on overdrive to make sure she'd rule against the woman, and in favor of the man, as she almost always does. Shippy kept calmly correcting JJ on dates. Wererewolf Ex may be paranoid? Strangers following him and driving for 3 hours, dropping the kids at a police station? He's cuckoo for cocoa puffs and I understand why his ex is hoping that the kids spend less time with him.

Guys I was minding my own business watching the show when I heard a screeching sound... I looked and there was a 200-car freight train that crashed into the municipal landfill and started a flaming, smoking inferno.

We are conditioned to think of mother-son incest between two adults as too insane to even contemplate. The very idea makes our minds shut down. But when I see these two, I have to reckon, even the unthinkable might happen somewhere on this planet, and Vegas is as good as place as any.