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I haven't found him and his impression funny in ages. Serious questions: is it Baldwin's bad impression? Ill-timed delivery? Poor writing? Or all of the above? His pauses seem too long, and his impression monotonous, it never changes. Last night, at times, he sounded more like Bill Clinton. Some of the skit involved repeating Trump verbatim (like Tina Fey did with Palin) but it seemed to fall flat because Trump's delivery was flamboyant, and the comedic imitation more subdued...

It was blood-curdling alright. Pitnutters have to see this, though. It's the only way. Pits will do that to babies, the elderly, their owners... let potential pit owners have their blood curdled by this video before deciding to invite this kind of potential bloodshed into their own homes. Though, I've long suspected, deep down, pitnutters secretly hope to see bloodshed inflicted on others, as evidenced by this particular owner just standing around, not helping, and then denying the whole thing. She enjoyed it.

Same surgeon as Dr Phil's wife Robin!

Destoni (seriously, who thinks these dumb spellings are a good idea?) was a crushing bore. She seemed to be intellectually limited, not just emotionally. At least some of her expressions were carbon copies of .gifs that have been posted for years on twitter & FB, like the one below, minus the thumbs up. Her comebacks and insults were tired old clichés that she's seen on TV, like a parrot. A personification of random memes. I can't believe they decided to make this a two-parter.

My favorite part of the horse libel case was the hallterview. My hunch is that she told the investigator that she knew who the "real blogger" is only to emphasize that it wasn't her. See, it's not me, I even know who it is, and can thus confirm that it's not me! She self-owned pretty bad but I liked how she made lemonades out of lemons trying to paint herself as a hero for protecting the imaginary real blogger's free speech (and life and limb, because, threats!).

Yes. That's the one.

Nice inspirational story. Amazing how mobile she was! I was not hopeful after hearing how she'd avoid people suggesting that she control her eating, and that her obesity was a lifelong disorder. Having said that I'm beginning to miss the kind of patient whose intelligement Dr Now has rarely seen, and in-bed fried won tons prepared by Chef Pee Pad.

Oh my those hats sure were ugly! And expensive? They look like someone went to the dollar store for shiny bits and partied hard with the glue gun.

I'm the same as you, I'm not a dog person... and I love JJ's dog cases!

Like so many con men, Erik exploits greed. He's not different from the Nigerian email scammers. He promised these women untold prestige and riches if only they made a small initial investment of money.

In her defense, she 'fessed up to once having six cats herself... and being crazy for it. Only severe allergies stopped her!

I find Claire smug and insufferable, and though this episode had hilarious moments, and some fascinating ones like seeing the Isaac actor without his robot costume, she ruined it for me. She looks well over 50 and Isaac looked 30, so that kiss was really icky. I want Isaac to getback to being an infallible robot ASAP. As for Claire she's perfect for Yaphit. I find her character more sympathetic when she's being mildly annoyed with his forward mannerisms.

Gordon seems more effective than Dr Phil LOL. I do love this show. I check the yelp reviews in the hope of seeing pictures of dishes featuring the new menu items but no luck so far!

Dude that kisses his dead wife's friend at her funeral... I would exhume her to check for arsenic poisoning.

Justin was the most awesome participant ever! He was smart and thoughtful. By the year's end, his mother was proportionally speaking, fatter than him! Was I dreaming or did she have Satanist tattoos like a pentagram and something flaming on her back?

WOW it's her fault because she didn't resist enough to interrupt his dissociative state!

This is why I don't like Leah. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManicPixieDreamGirl It's boring, unimaginative, and painfully one-dimensional.

Leida admits she was threatening suicide with a knife, with sounds like a manipulative choice of weapon since the tiny apartment has enough guns to require a rack, and that he "abused her" after he took the knife from her by pulling her up by the hair. Where was Aless? And when Leida was in the hospital, did she let her abuser Eric babysit him? They are both absolutely loathsome, and I wanted them to stay together and miserable for the rest of their lives, but given the recent event I'll move those goal posts to "Eric in jail, Leida back home in hell, and Aless with his grandparents."

Should I be concerned that a superior species like the Krills haven't figured out hats? Sunscreen? Umbrellas?

Debbie wins all! Coltee filed for divorce-ee. And Debbie paid for the filing.

I haven't figured out where people are getting this, so I'm not sure how much truth there is to it, but the reason they say he paid so much for porn is that he was specifically looking for porn with a Larissa lookalike it in, so that he can broadcast it while pretending it's actually her. Fake revenge porn, if you will. I hate Colt with the heat of 10,000 volcanoes. I also saw a video where they are both in bed and Larissa starts to film. She is filming him as he holds his cell phone blasting music next to her hear to bug her. When he realizes he's being filmed, he stops the blasting, and pretends that he was asleep and she's waking him up!!! Then he asks Larissa if she scratched him because his face "hurts so much." He's a sick, sick manipulator. SICK.

Paul Overett = Owen Wilson. That is all.

Is it her responsibility to find him a hobby? He can read a book, watch TV, tend the garden, start an aquarium, and pick fights with Larissa on the internet. The possibilities are endless.

He sent the picture unsolicited himself. He leaked it. Coltee is indeed a freak, and an exhibitionist with a taste for public humiliation.