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Jalen seems to have been on the show often enough to implement my strategy — just pick the contestant Mama Doris picks, since I think she’s still cheating even after being called out last year (Anthony revealed that she asks someone on the crew who the contestants are, then googles to see who they are/what they look like). The only time she seems to be wrong is when the background is too generic to google, like the one a week or two ago about the ninja with a second skill (which was not revealed until during questioning, and each contestant answered differently - it was impossible to look up in advance and lo and behold, Doris was wrong).

Hmm, perhaps he was at "The Library" as in the gentleman's club in north Anaheim. :)

Blanca thinks so poorly of Papi that I feel awful for him.

I've got it! They went for the Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me ending, where

The woman and the thinner of the men in particular always look so dour. It’s why I haven’t warmed up to them and hope they don’t win, though they’re probably still the favorites. There’s no better test of someone’s cooking abilities than... who can pick up a gator the fastest?

It’s like they tried to combine Wipeout with American Ninja Warrior with the added component of golf. The result to me was an inferior version of all three. I wish ABC had just revived Wipeout instead. On the plus side I enjoy the hosts.

Right??? I just don't get it... all of them (the wives, the husbands, the kids) order their steaks well done. Even Wagyu? I just can't relate to these people at all!

She's awful IMO but no, she'd be voted "most beloved" solely because she gets along with LVP. That's apparently 99% of a housewife's likeability factor (just ask Eileen or Teddi).

Teddi explained in her blog that the moral compass thing is because every time someone goes after her (Camille, Dorit, LVP) the first thing they bring up is her job as an accountability coach. So put on the defense, she feels she's obligated to always be accountable/morally right otherwise she looks like a sham. Much as I hate those three women, I don't think that's what they're saying -- they're just getting digs in where they can. But Teddi interprets it as needing to defend her job IRL

Holy crap, it’s been almost 10 years since Gino was on Dance Moms? I was waiting for some kind of reaction from LAG when he mentioned Dance Moms but I didn’t notice anything. I like Dominic as a judge. His reactions seem more genuine to me than “tWitch.” I think had she not been dating an alum, Sarah wouldn’t have gotten through. At least not by Nigel Already so sick of the Matrix-cam.

never mind, I thought Mirror Mirror was by Disney. Still think they should've waited a while, but I guess at a rate of 3-4 remakes per year they've just about exhausted the vault. Unless we're getting a live action "Three Cabelleros" soon.

If they really do fire half the cast, then they named the wrong show "Vanderpump Rules." At least I'll know to stop watching.

Sorry (not sorry) Dorit, but Teddi and Edwin owned you in the couples costume department. Rinna's exhausting most of the time but I'll give her this, her friendships that predate the show seem pretty genuine (Eileen, Denise). Normally I'd find Rinna's EJ act distasteful, but I'll never side with Kim, ever. I really don't miss LVP at all.

Yeah it skewed very Bollywood when inside the palace. The one thing I found most distracting was Guy Ritchie messing with the frame rates, especially during "One Jump." The leaps would go in slo-mo, then everything speeds up when Aladdin and Jasmine are walking hand in hand. And when Jafar first spies Aladdin from afar in the palace, the speed of his leaps and falls was way too quick. I was 50/50 on Will Smith's singing. I thought he was great in "Prince Ali," good for the most part in "Friend Like Me," and was awful doing "Arabian Nights" especially the chorus. Aside from those critiques though, I still really enjoyed the film. Agrabah and the palace looked absolutely gorgeous. Mena Massoud and Naomi Scott absolutely nailed the characters and the singing. Hopefully we see a lot more of them in the future. I know she's got the Charlie's Angels movie coming up... looking forward to that.

Sure Tonya, make a joke about breaking bones. I’m sure Jonathan’s holy shit reaction was about something else but I’m going to pretend it was her “joke” because... holy shit.

I think they left a loophole for Loki, since his 2012 self got away with a Tesseract. Although I wasn't quite following Banner's correction on what time travel does to the past/future. I was also surprised Vision stayed gone; I thought for sure we were going to see the white spectral version. I get why Sam got the shield instead of Bucky, and I know he'll do great with it, but I'm still a little disappointed, because Sam already had a kick-ass Avengers superhero identity in Falcon. Meanwhile Bucky's still Winter Soldier, which he was given while a brainwashed Hydra assassin. I hope Disney expands on the premises of WandaVision and Falcon and the Winter Soldier soon. I kind of hope the latter is about the two sharing Cap duties, with the occasional appearance by their mentor, Old Man Rogers.

Cheyenne’s getting worse every week. I’m ready for her to go back to Target full time.

Yes, apparently to Ne-Yo the duels must consist of lots of trashing the other team. I really hope he gets replaced as a judge next season.

If T-Pain really wanted redemption from overuse of auto tune, maybe he should have released a new “surprise” album that... wasn’t full of auto tune.

Did Mr. “seen-gurr” really criticize someone else for mispronunciation? At least Ken was pronouncing En Vogue the way the French would, even if it’s not how the group pronounces it.

Poor Brian. The looks on Gael’s face while staring at each text pretty much said it all. Guy doesn’t stand a chance.

Maybe between filming seasons there was a new Bling Ring on the loose, targeting RHOBH handbags? :)

Good call! Sure enough, there was Greek music playing in the background during the beginning of the video clip.

Apparently by telling her housemates to shut up and read a book. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6083679/Celebrity-Big-Brother-SPOILER-Kirstie-Alley-REFUSES-explain-Scientology-Rodrigo-Alves.html

Not one but two men to hit the buzzer got the While We Were Away treatment? Screw you NBC.