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dmeets

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  1. Maybe 8.5 referred to the total number of episodes in her housewives career. Oops sorry didn’t mean to demean her job.
  2. I rolled my eyes when Kyle responded to Kathy's claim of being the sensitive one by getting offended and trying to refute it. Exhausting is right. They'd still be feuding if Kyle wasn't kicking Mo to the curb.
  3. I'd still like to know why Denise harbors not the slightest bit of anger towards Kyle, who had way more to do with the Brandi story being put out there than Teddi, Rinna or the rest of the Fux Force.
  4. Last week Kyle insisted that she, above everyone, has put it all out there. Yet she hems and haws when asked about a relationship with Morgan before eventually saying no they're just friends, then hems and haws again when asked if she wants to date her. I guess that means Morgan has indeed friend-zoned her, much to her frustration. Then more beating around the bush while implying very strongly that "Moe" cheated, yet later she was saying that the years of tabloid gossip was untrue, yet it started to erode away at her faith in him. While Kathy is saying that the tabloids like to spread lies, so... it's not true that he cheated? Kyle was just sick of reading about it? Or was Kathy just making it about her and the Aspen allegations? And why the fuck is she so chummy now with Erika, who she claimed was 50% of the reason she refused to return to the show? Poor Crystal. Finally after three years has some genuine allies coming into the reunion, only to have it end with her stuck alone next to her nemesis and yet again isolated from everyone else in the room (including Andy, who I'm sure wants her fired above anyone else including Doorit and OG Kyle's "good friend" Annemarie). What an awkward close to the season. No toast, just Andy saying "I'm Andy Cohen" then getting shit from everyone while he defends himself that it was on the prompter. And camera fade. Doorit needs to go, but I fear she has two aces up her sleeve for the next season: feuds with Kyle and Garcelle, and an impending marital separation storyline.
  5. OMG I saw this thread revived and shuddered in fear that there was some breaking news about her returning to the show. She's certainly been trying so hard to become relevant again by inserting herself into the abuelas' drama on social media that I've been bracing myself for it.
  6. What about ?? Apologize if you falsely accuse someone with an eating disorder of spreading lies about another person having an eating disorder
  7. A few years ago (I want to say it was 2020 while everyone was stuck at home) Bravo tried a thing where they aired re-runs of the previous week's episode with commentary by a couple of Bravolebrities. Sometimes it would be two women from the show, but sometimes it'd be someone random. One week they showed a BH repeat and one of the commentators was a NYC housewife, I want to say it was Dorinda. It was amusing because she clearly didn't know who at least half the cast was. Every time she referred to Dorit, she pronounced her name as "DOOR-it" instead of "Dor-EET." It cracked me up because it was clearly something that would get on Dorit's nerves. And sure enough, the following season Kyle jokingly yelled something like "hurry up, DOOR-it!" and Dorit seethed "that's NOT my name!" So I personally enjoy referring to her as Door-it because I know it gets on her nerves, as much as she's gotten on my nerves ever since her first season. I much enjoyed the bashing she got last night, even though I did feel a tiny bit bad for her when Kyle was mean-girling her. Now I just need them to replay the footage proving that Crystal was being 100% accurate about Doorit mentioning on camera that for all she knows, Sutton may be carrying liquor around in her purse. Since she managed to successfully gaslight Crystal about it at Taco Tuesday prior to leaving the party in shame once Garcelle went in for the kill. I see Crystal's biggest weakness on the show as she does very poorly defending herself when she's on the hot seat, La Quinta last year being the biggest example. Some of it may be the blowback she got two years in a row over "violate" and "dark" (only one of which she deserved the flak IMO). She could have made a convincing argument that Annemarie was making up Crystal bringing up "uneducated" randomly at a dinner party upon first meeting, since AM clearly has been keeping tabs on Crystal by bringing up "dark" from a season she had no part in. Given AM's track record with warping things (eating disorder was said with Crystal present, therefore Crystal brought it up... I work with anesthesia, therefore I am medically qualified to speak ad nauseum about someone's esophagus), it would have been quite believable that AM was using an interview clip Crystal did 2-3 years ago and pretending it was something Crystal had gossiped to her personally about.
  8. Kyle is such a petty person. What a brat. “You didn’t even know Kathy that well! You just sway with the audience!” HA. Kyle is so pissed and bitter that ever since puppygate, she’s been on the losing end with the audience every year even when she thinks she’s the righteous side. THAT’S why LVP lives rent-free in her head. She’s so envious of her costars like LVP, Sutton, Garcelle, and yes even Kathy, who managed to win over the audience with ease. Andy thought he was doing Not-quite-a-9 a favor by bringing out the sympathy card just ahead of her showdown with Crystal. Instead it was awkward and took the fight out of her. Interesting that she STILL can’t apologize or acknowledge that she straight up accused Crystal of bringing up the topic of Sutton having an eating disorder. I was worried Crystal reading Door-it over the child bride comment would be left on the cutting room floor so I was pleasantly surprised, even if I think the main reason was Kyle’s allies in production wanting to paint Door-it in as poor a light as possible. Not that Door-it needs much help in looking bad: her “oh well, my bad I guess” response to the child bride comment was frustrating. Either she thinks Crystal deserved it for the uneducated and/or — probably worse in Door-it’s mind — the “everything’s fake” digs… or she doesn’t think racism or microaggressions apply towards Asians. And I’m pretty sure I heard Erika tell Door-it “I think that was a macro, not so much a microaggression.” I don’t have an issue with how hard Garcelle and Crystal are coming at Door-it. Those bubble posts prove she’s not sorry for what she says, and that she, like her alliance mate Erika, believes herself to be the victim. I think there needed to be third couch for Door-it (and toss not-quite-a-9 onto it as well). She’s on poor terms with everyone, and Erika looked miserable sitting between her and Kyle when it’s evident they’ll be arguing with each other the entire night. Oh well, couldn’t happen to a more deserving ice queen.
  9. I think it came up at the reunion that year, when asked why she went along with Brooks' story, going so far as to carry around the fake binder of his medical notes and reminders and making up a story about Terry Dubrow making a house visit in the middle of the night with an IV drip (which was the last straw for Heather), she said she expected people to offer their sympathy, and stop by with casseroles. But nobody did. Poor VIcki. Sad face. Needless to say, the other women were incredulous. Until eventually production allegedly stepped in a year or two later and commanded everyone to make up with her or else.
  10. I don't know, I never bought their "friendship." At the beginning they were bitter rivals for LVP's affection, then after LVP told them both to fuck off, Kyle glommed onto Teddi. Then only after Teddi was fired did they suddenly become BFF's. Before that it was Kyle getting OTT bent out of shape over Door-it's Instagram posings and Doorit not so subtly accusing Kyle of being "more than friends" with Teddi and going to couples counseling together. So for the past couple years I viewed them as simply an alliance, especially compared to Sutton/Garcelle and even Rinna/Erika.
  11. Just read that Shannon has brought Cancer Scammer to a filmed event “to reconcile”… let me go put on my surprise face. Of course her ultimatum of orange or nothing was a bunch of bullshit. If the truth has ever flown out of that woman’s mouth it was by sheer accident. And, “shockingly” Shannon’s plan may have backfired and apparently Cancer Scammer and Tamra had it out. Yep, I’m 100% convinced the tres abuelas are using this “feud” to try to get Cancer Scammer back in Bravo’s good graces.
  12. Kyle was acting like she’d stolen Kevin Lee away from LVP. I wonder how uncomfortable he felt while she was performing her “I’m so conceited” imitation of LVP. Too bad she looked like a hypocrite after the dance floor was revealed. I guess now that she’s completely over Door-it, she misses her other show ex-BFF. I was surprised when they faked out the end tags that it had only been 30 minutes. Felt like a full episode by that point. Interesting that Rob thought that Morgan was the source of the People story. I didn’t ever need to see tin foil hat wearing Aaron again. What a disappointment Denise turned out to be this season. Interesting that Faye and Camille showed up to the White Party but no sign of Teddi, Morgan, or Kim.
  13. After the latest documentary, I'm convinced now that she knew what Tom was doing. Maybe not from the beginning, but at some point she was in on it. She's too emotionless about everything; not the slightest hint of anger or resentment towards Tom, not the slightest hint of regard for the victims. And the abominable treatment of Marco Marco.
  14. Thank goodness Nurse Doctor Saint 8.5 was there, otherwise nobody would have known that Crystal could stroke out at any moment. That should raise her to at least an 8.7 in my estimation. I'm not here for the Erika Redemption Tour (please watch our spinoff special!) She hasn't changed at all based on her irritation at the others' not falling for her "everything has now been resolved in the courts" fib and begging her for forgiveness. Did idiot drunken savant Erika keep saying "Eriudite?" I'm fairly certain she added an extra syllable there.
  15. This is the same uneducated dumbass who gloated about one of her cases being dismissed without prejudice, pretending that meant it was done for good rather than refiled in the correct jurisdiction.
  16. Hey AM, maybe Sutton and Garcelle are holding out for someone who will rate them at least a 9.
  17. - “This house was built in the 14th century, over 700 years ago” - ”Wowwww, Jesus times” Yeah… I think Crystal may have (allegedly) had a point.
  18. One of Door-it's besties got married at 19, and the other had decades more between her and her husband/sugar daddy than Crystal and Rob. She needs to fuck the fuck off.
  19. A burn book? Is she 17? How fucking embarrassing. If Jen somehow came back on the show these women would all be fighting each other over who’d be her best friend. What Monica did was sketchy but they’re acting like this betrayal of Jen is the worst thing to ever happen across the RH franchise.
  20. Not-quite-a-9 has been caught lying several times regarding the words “eating disorder.” I find it 100% likely she exaggerates her credentials.
  21. She’s talking about Crystal. Either way, she’s full of shit
  22. That's been clear ever since Garcelle's birthday party last season when Kyle "jumped ship," took Diana's side going so far as to suggest Sutton was making up a story about her miscarriage, and aggressively grabbed her arm. Kyle's playing the same game she did the year of the Brandi/Denise debacle. She's the one who arranged for Kim and Brandi to bring it up on camera, in front of Teddi, and then later have Rinna find out, so those two would bear the brunt of the blowback, while Kyle pretended to support Denise in her time of need. Flash forward to now, and Denise holds a massive grudge against Erika, but is completely friendly towards Kyle, who is the main reason Brandi's story was made public. Now here she is again trying to play like the esophagus and eating issues is all a huge misunderstanding and brokering peace between AM (the new Teddi) and Sutton. And casting shade on Crystal for having the audacity to yell the word bitch. I guess instead Crystal should have screamed "You're such a fucking liar Annemarie!"
  23. But how can AM have brought up an eating disorder because Kyle had mentioned it first, when AM said she never even said the words eating disorder? She’s a melatonin pill of the world.
  24. Translation: Morgan consistently tells Kyle that Kathy is a selfish bitch. Not Door-it calling Garcelle a pot stirrer when she’s the one who wound up Denise and Erika at Taco Tuesday on her way out the door.
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