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Someone in the audience better bring a football.

Shannon has allegedly apologized to Gina (at the reunion I assume?) but then immediately excused it saying some BS like she wasn't trying to claim CPS would have come to take the kids. Even Tamra called bull. If Shannon isn't with John Jensen, she's not just calling Emily a liar, but also her good friend Jeff Lewis. If they are still broken up, and she got into an argument with his daughter, no idea why he'd be the one dogsitting Archie while the Tres Abuelas are in NYC. Viki thinking she's a member of the Madrigal family from Encanto. We don't talk about the cancer scheme timeline, no no no... Tamra and Shannon publicly absolve her of any wrongdoing. Yeah right. Guess ticket sales are decent for their "comedy" act road show and they don't want to risk another falling out. Those three are stuck together for life now like Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes Her.

Get the Tres Abuelas their own spinoff so that I never have to see any of them on this show again. Shame on Bravo for inviting back Cancer Scammer even after she tried to sue them under an alias.

That's okay, it really can't be said enough. But I will begrudgingly say she made me laugh twice this week. Once when imitating Emily's sandy cucumber slice, and when she hid behind a napkin to crack up at Emily and Heather's argument over monograms and wet suits.

Last night Gina and Emily suggested that Shannon and John Jensen might not be as broken up as everyone thinks...

Emily was being a drunken ass at the HD party, but the resulting argument in Mexico was amazing! "There was sand in the food!" "It hurts me that you say that. And it hurt me when you called me a whale trainer." "You were wearing a wet suit on a slip and slide! Of course I said you looked like a seal trainer!" Meanwhile Gina is cracking up while sitting directly across from Heather, Taylor is crumbling into Shannon's arm, and Tamra is trembling behind a napkin struggling in vain to not completely lose it, while Shannon is just like "are you all kidding me with this shit?" I loved every moment of it. Heather probably should have left it at she would have felt judged for celebrating the sale (and she's right), and not added the part about worrying about it leaking to the press. Uh Heather? You haven't joined RHoBH yet where everyone has the tabloids in their contacts list, you're still on OC much to your dismay. Even Gina and Shannon got to be on the same page in taking offense to the accusation that they'd go blabbing to Radar Online or something. I didn't catch why Gina said she thought Heather said Tamra but wasn't certain and so didn't correct Emily. She's dry now so it can't be that she was drunk at the time that Heather told them. But I will say it IS kinda shitty if Heather said "she was talking shit about you but I can't tell you what she said." C'mon now.

I don't think Shannon gets to skate by on a technicality. I'm almost positive she outright said that the words "Child Protective Services" never came out of her mouth at all. She would never! May she be struck down dead which is how we should know she's telling the truth! So she's still a liar and/or a drunk, and sorry Tamra but you'd better be standing right next to her when lightning strikes. The audacity of Tamra to say that Heather and Emily are "bullying" Shannon. I can't believe that came out of Tamra's mouth. I give the producers credit, they're not taking sides and are calling out Heather and Shannon equally. Heather's not the one gossiping in front of the camera, but she lost her moral high ground when she revealed everything in her interview (although I do appreciate finally knowing what was said). And true to form, Shannon silently seething at the table when attention turns to the business endeavors of women she's not on good terms with (and she's done that enough times over the years for me not to give her the benefit of the doubt that she was just upset about the CPS argument that her BFF brought up to her in the first place). At least she knew better than to whip out her phone this time, but still she had to hightail it out of there as soon as possible. Unfortunately Tamra seems to be skating by on being THE instigator, and so far only Gina is onto her (though Jen appears to be waking up as well). Tamra's likely been plotting revenge against Shannon and Heather for years, and by playing the two against each other she gets to kill both with one stone. I'll admit I like Gina for the most part (vocal fry New York meets Valley girl voice aside), but still I'll hand it to her for keeping her cool when Tamra dragged herself and Shannon down below the gutter with the Travis remark. The only way they weren't going to come off as trash for bringing that up was if Gina flew off the handle, so I'm glad she didn't give the response Tamra was after. Shannon clinging onto Tamra out of fear or desperation is the biggest mistake she's made. According to Shannon a few weeks ago, Tamra mentioning John at all was all that evil Gina and Emily's fault. I'm sure somehow it'll magically be Heather, Gina or Emily's to blame if word gets out that John and Shannon aren't getting married.

I’m ready to sic Lisa Rinna on Shannon (and Tamra): “Gaaaaaslighting, gaaaaslighting, let’s have some gaaaaslighting!”

“I’m Done!” “I’m Done!!!” “I’m Done!!!!!!!!” When is this manipulative, gaslighting lush going to make good on her promise?

Tamra's not subtle, I think everyone has her number, but she goes so low that they're all scared of her. Jen says "fool me once..." in her interviews but insists on sweeping everything under the rug. Emily admits she doesn't want to reignite their feud. Gina says she's fed up but has yet to truly call her out (maybe she will if the Jen/Ryan attacks resume). In all their years together this is the first time Heather's been the target, but she had a front row seat to the Gretchen and Alexis attacks. I'd say they all should unite against the bully, but Andy's such a stan that he'll probably fire the lot of them if they turn on his precious.

Shannon's so desperate to reunite the tres amigas that she's ignoring that Tamra's the one who keeps bringing up that things have been said about Shannon and John Janssen. Plus she didn't seem remotely bothered a few weeks ago when Vicki was laughing and hamming it up for the camera when Shannon had her first "I'm. Done!" meltdown at the amigas reunion lunch. "Gee, was it something I said? SQUAWK!" Unsurprisingly, Shannon dressed and acted like an exaggerated version of Gina (the hair never looked like that), reveling in every opportunity to take the piss out of her, yet she took great, grave offense to Emily's exaggerated Shannon hand movements. Always can dish it out, never can take it. But sure, you're Fun Shannon™. I loved that Jen's Taylor outfit included the salad cat. And I loved that Taylor had a good laugh about it. I was kind of surprised it's taken this long for the meme to come up, since that is probably the only reason Taylor was invited back as the "first official" crossover housewife.

Shannon was rendered speechless when Emily mentioned a dinner conversation they had a few months prior, then minutes later she and Cancer Scammer are ranting about how Shannon hasn’t confided in her since 2020. And of course we get her patented “I’m. Done!” hissy fit. I’m over all the tres amigas and their bullshit.

If the show keeps going yet continues to refuse to leave LA then I’d almost rather they reboot it entirely. Change the name to Food Truck Challenge since there’s no longer a racing element, nor would I consider the show to be great anymore. And if they’re going to stay in the same city, rather than see the same teams camp out in front of the same business every week while getting increasingly obnoxious and smug, might as well just do what the other Food Network game shows do and have each episode be a one-off with three new trucks facing off. Maybe all the teams each episode can be a similar theme like all vegan teams, all burger teams, all Hawaiian, etc. to do away with built-in advantages like the coconut wireless.

Oh, you know why.

I didn't notice until this week's rerun, but Heather's "there's wa-der and there's wai-ter, I guess they don't teach diction in Montana" wasn't only arrogant and bitchy, it was also stupid. First of all, pretty much nobody in the U.S., including Heather, emphasizes the T in "wai-Ter." Secondly, they were wading in a river, not sitting in a restaurant. Thirdly, I'm pretty sure the guy didn't use a hard T, because he said waders which doesn't have a T, so why was she acting like any yahoo with even the slightest bit of education would have thought he said "waiter?" But hey, at least she has come to appreciate that he helps put food on the table.

Ha, the look on Heather’s face. “Bitch I will not have another five-figure Nobu party ruined!”

I'm kinda shocked she and her middle-aged fuckboi don't have an Onlyfans yet.

Kendal tasted the churro then immediately said he used sugar not salt. So either he lied to the judges’ faces, or he can’t tell the difference in taste and texture between salt and sugar. Either way he needs to go ASAP.

Ugh, are Heather and Shannon going to start feuding now over who's better friends with Tamra? At least it made a little sense on RHBH when Dorit and Kyle were vying for Lisa Vanderpump's affection, but fucking Tamra?

Apparently love is not being able to shoot your alien spouse in the head. What if the real Rhodey is revealed to be… Terrence Howard.

We'll see what ends up happening next weekend, but it's interesting how sharing a release date seems to be such an effective marketing tool for both movies to the point where it's trending to try to see both movies as quickly as possible, and now even has its own portmanteau. We don't get this kind of viral reaction if say, DIsney/Pixar releases a new animated movie the same day as a Blumhouse film.

One thing’s for sure. Whichever truck wins, the true winner this season is the guy who Khana fired.

I can't remember where I saw it, but I also read that so it sounds like they're going to try to outdo The Flash in terms of callback cameos.

They zoomed in on her phone which appeared to be a RAZR, definitely not an iPhone so it’s not looking good for her loyalty.

Well, Erika got that one wrong! Interesting timing: didn't filming on the new season just wrap? According to a People article, Mo had told Tamra and Teddi on their podcast a few months ago that he and Kyle addressed the rumors of marital strife during filming. Outside the family, the most devastated person right now has got to be PK.