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While I can resolve I wouldn't extend my life at the expense of an entire community of people who look to me for guidance, from a purely pragmatic view Father Gabriel has lasted a lot longer into the Zombie Apocalypse than I would expect to.

My impression from The Winter Soldier was that HYDRA didn't really start to get traction in the organization until after Zola was uploaded into the computer in the 70s. Until shown otherwise, I choose to believe that Peggy was happily retired by that point and SHIELD was in the hands of less discerning directors.

I wish Speedman would go back to the Underworld franchise. (They're still making those, right?)

I used to like him, but straightwashing David Gerrold's biography for Martian Child really put my nose out of joint.

That was my reaction as well. Cavill in a suit? SOLD! I don't need to know anything else about the movie.

"Look, I've got a gun out there in my purse. Up until now I've been forgivin' and forgettin' because of the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing. If you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot! And don't think I can't do it."

You could have lit torches by holding them up to his image on the screen when Beetlejuice was playing.

Not to mention the pointy ears and troll hair. Did he remember to take the cookies out of the oven before he left the tree to come rescue Mila Kunis? It does sound like there are a lot of similarities when summarized, but I gather Flash Gordon was a lot more fun.

That's been my experience too. Of course, pretty much all of my friends and family know not to put their feet up on upholstered furniture if they're wearing shoes. I don't specifically recall seeing anyone doing that in socks unless it's curling their legs up on a sofa or something similar.

Couldn't they just settle for someone who looks 19, like Andy Mientus?

I feel the effectiveness of He-Man's secret identity is dependent on just how many gym rats with blond pageboy 'dos and green-and-orange-striped pet tigers there are running around in Eternia.

It would have been great if they could have done a nod to The Pirates! Band of Misfits by throwing in an analog to Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate.

But he was born in Czechoslovokia. Good Soviet Bloc actors aren't exactly thick on the ground in Hollywood or Vancouver.

Maybe most of it vaporized?

Rick needs to find a bottle of RID shampoo and a birdbath so I can join in on the ogling.

Oh, like Archer would have said no if Lucas asked! ;o)

I'd imagine the headshot survival rate goes down considerably when it's from a police issue pistol square in front of your face so close the muzzle flash probably sets your Frankenstein stitches alight like sparklers...

My exact reaction on seeing her in the latest episode! A flesh exit wound on the opposite side of her head from the point-blank gun muzzle?!?

If she could release the perma-scowl her face is locked into she'd be pretty. Still an utter waste of celluloid as an actress, but not physically unattractive. Still, Mike leaving the stripping business behind at the end of the first movie was a godsend in that it made it necessary for the follow-up to be a prequel if they actually wanted stripping to be a feature, thus cutting loose the dead weight.

The opener is still my favorite so far, but they've all been good.

I must be the exception that proves the rule, because every time she comes back on SNL yet again I wish it had a hook to yank her offstage like The Gong Show did. I did think she did some pretty great impressions, but if it was an original character of hers, I loathed it.

That right there is a very good sign, regardless of what other changes they've made. Tatum had better romantic chemistry with Danny McBride in This Is the End than with Cody Horn. Am I the only one who thought "Poor Kevin Nash!" upon seeing the teaser?

I think my best moviegoing experience was going to see Superman IV with a good buddy. The movie was pure crap and everyone knew it, so the audience started treating it like a Rocky Horror showing and interacting with the screen. At the end when they showed Superman flying off in space I yelled "Finally, a decent effects shot!" and my friend shot back "Yeah, because they stole the clip from the first movie!"

I'd recommend watching Beetlejuice to break out of that. It's probably his least Jack-like role, not a hint of arrogance.

I would too, although Gabe Jones is still my first choice.