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From the episode where they're discussing names for Crystal's baby "Well my mother was a Ruby, my grandmother was an Amber and I'm a Crystal. So I figure, this needs to stop"

Robert Stack, without question. Nothing against Dennis, but Robert was perfect. I have no clue why they replaced him, or why the revamped the show the way they did, it lost all its spookiness that made it great, including the theme song, which I still can't listen to.

I hope Jace lives to see 1st grade.

I'm really upset that she won't be on the new season, I think she's one of the best dancers/choreographers on the show, plus she's an absolute sweetheart. On the positive side, according to a tweet from Meryl, Sharna choreographed a new routine for her and Charlie

I'm hoping they'll pair Witney with someone older. I thought she did great with Drew, but she let Cody get away with too much. Not happy about Sharna, she's a fabulous dancer and I just adore her. Would much rather have her than Witney.

Maybe she'll be walking around in a suit and carrying a briefcase next week, after all, she has a business now.

With Leah, wouldn't that be Joneseses?

"I want to spend more time with Jace, but I have the dogs" God speed, Kaiser. Was I the only one hoping that that poor dog would bite Jenelle's hand off in one chomp when she was dragging it by the collar? No wonder they go nuts the second they get free, they're cooped up all day in a stuffy garage. I just don't understand the point having dogs if you're going to keep them chained up or caged up all the time, especially dogs that size. The poor things couldn't even stand up straight in that cage, let alone move around. Did I hear her right? Leah spent $3200 on Mary Kay to start her "business" and maxed out a credit card to do it? For real? And what kind of washer and dryer was she buying for that price? I bought a brand new high end set for under $1,000. Girl clearly has no concept of money. Chelsea is totally Aubrey's bitch Kail was the least offensive one tonight.

My god, she looks deranged in that picture. I am glad, however, that despite everything that's going on in her life, she's taking a moment to focus on what's really important; which is what people are saying about her haircut on the internet. Let it never be said that Leah Messner Simms Calvert doesn't have her priorities in order.

Dorothy: We need to talk about Lucy. Blanche: What about her? Sophia: Girl's a slut.

Did they recast Vee? I swear that's not the same girl. Leah:I'm drownding. And yet the most offensive pat of that scene was her eye shadow. Is she already popping her anxiety medication? Why is she slurring words? I got nothing on the other three, except that Kail's text to Vee was one of the bitchiest and most passive-aggressive things I've ever heard, which is pretty much what I expected from her. Oh, and seriously, we have to pretend that Chelsea is going to fret over not being able to work and has to rely on her minimum wage job to make her house payment? Seriously?

Hmmm, I promised I would make something for a bake sale, I think I'll make those muffins. I was so happy to see Michael again, he's my favorite of Ina's friends.

(Max finds a condom wrapper, confirming that she and Kyle did sleep together) Kyle: God must have blinked.

Against my better judgment, I watched another episode, but it was a chore, let me tell you. When was this filmed? I was trying to figure out what show Eddie was up for and the only one I could come up with was Dallas. They introduced a new male character this season and I was wondering if perhaps that was the show? Either way, I don't know why he didn't take it, seemed like they were willing to work with him so he could make regular trips home. And I don't understand Leann's hand ringing over him being away for seven months. Couldn't she go with him? It doesn't seem like she does much in LA other than stage paparazzi shots of herself at the beach, I'm sure she could relocate to Dallas for a few months and fly in for the random recording session or to single the national anthem when someone skydives.

I just don't understand why these girls dye their hair that horrendous shade of blond. They were all rocking it for a while, but it looked the worse on Leah. The color, combined with the 45 pounds of makeups she insists on wearing makes her look like a hard-worn 40 year old.

Janelle and Nathan saying they don't want to raise their child around conflict is like the Manson family saying they don't want to raise their children around crazy people. I just don't understand how Janelle keeps getting charges dropped? And while she's on probation, no less. I'm surprised every criminal from coast to coast aren't making a mass pilgrimage to Janelle's attorney for representation, clearly that woman has some kind of special powers. I'm not sure what exactly went down with Chelsea, but it must be something if they're making that big of fuss over it. The fact that they're being so adamant about her not being paid makes me think she did get paid -- especially with Landon saying they "didn't leave a paper trail" or something along those lines, that sounded like they were paid but there's no proof. I'm worried that Leah is going to straight up snap. Isaac's birthday party was odd. Why was he asleep? Kids are usually excited about their birthday party, but he acted as though he couldn't care less. My apologies to poor Gabriel, but my favorite part was when Barb knocked him in the head with that slide, then cackled like a mad woman.

Dorothy: Oh Marguerite, I could just kiss you! Marguerite: And I don't go for that freaky stuff Rose: Neither do Dorothy and Me.

Did anyone catch the rerun with the mother of the year finalist who takes her kids to strip clubs and bars (when they're underage) and throws wild parties for them? I love how she lamented over her son having an anger problem and that the holidays were now ruined, while completely ignoring that she was the reason for the all the problems. She needed some serious help.

Thank you so much for the thread! I loved this show as a kid, even though it scared the daylights out of me. I never cared much for the aliens and ghost stories, it was the crimes that creeped me out the most, especially since so many of the victims were just minding their own business when they became victims. One of the scariest was definitely the Blind River rest stop murders. A man pretended to be a cop to gain access to an elderly couple's RV in the middle of the night, when he did, he killed the wife and would have killed the husband but he was able to escape and hide when the killer was distracted by another driver pulling into the rest stop, he killed that person before driving off into the night, he was never found.

Double post.

Speaking of Oreo.. Blanche: Oh no, she's got it all wrong. She wants to conceive in a Dr.'s office and give birth in a bedroom.

The hell was that? They didn't address the Brandy stuff as much as they made dickish jokes about it. Look, I think Brandy is crazy as all get out, but Leann doesn't seem any better. She's a willing participant in all those ridiculous catty twitter exchanges she and Brandy love so much. I'm not really sure what this show is supposed to do? Are we supposed to feel sorry for them because they're hounded by the press so much? I hate to break it to them, but the only reason the tabloids care so much is because their adulterers, before that, Leann's career was pretty much over and Eddie was never really a big star to begin with. I did get a good laugh out of them being all "Haha we do have busy careers" because she's singing the National Anthem before skydiving and he's starring in the sequel to The Best Man.

OK, I give up, what has Jo ever done to Kail and Javi? OK, yeah he can be an ass, and he's not perfect, but has ever done anything specifically to either one of them? Other than not kiss Kail's ass and block her attempts to remove him from his son's life? Leah and Jeremy crawling into the crib reminded me of the time Peter crawled into a Kangaroo's pouch on Family Guy. I love that Landon pretty much admitted they were guilty, If you're trying to get away with something, usually you want to avoid blurting out "How did they found out?" I also loved that he pointed out that they didn't leave a paper trail.

I love this exchange between Reece and Suzanne in that episode: (Reece picks up a large suitcase) Suzanne: That's my makeup. Reece: Good Lord, no one's that ugly.

Dorothy's green tuxedo...thing...was just bizarre, and she wore it several times,