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This is probably one of those lines that's funnier because of the delivery, but I always crack up at this: Charlene: I can't believe she's doing this! Mary Jo, did you know that A Pan Am stewardess had hers done and they exploded during takeoff?!

Blanche: Just as thick as Louisiana blackstrap molasses on a stack of johnny cakes as high as en elephant's knees... Dortothy: On a riverboat floating down the Mississippi delta, finish the damn story Blanche! Blanche: You know, growing up in the south.. Dorothy: Oh God, here it comes! Honeysuckle, mint juleps, three legged dogs, you and Opie and Floyd and the barber shop.

I love the jury duty episode. I think that may be the only time someone threatened a baby's life and made it funny.

"Ameska" was the Macy's Stars of Dance, Flamenco/Paso Doble, the only dance of his from this past season worthy of a nomination IMO.

I am so disappointed that none of Mak's work with Meryl received an Emmy nomination, yet Derek's table dance with Amy did.

"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY LOIS AND SHIMMY!"

Is there any particular reason as to why TLC is having a marathon of the old Duggar specials tonight?

Payne comes for a visit in one of the later episodes and mentions that his wife wasn't pregnant as they had thought and that they were splitting up.

The defendant in yesterday's first case was a complete loser. I loved that his defense for not paying his cousin back was because he didn't have a job due to being "Mr. mom" or some nonsense.

My favorite music moment was when Suzanne demonstrated her baton routine while humming "St Louis Blues" at that health spa.

I just started working with a woman named Connie, well the other day, I found out that her name is actually Consuela, and she goes by Connie because her mother is also named Consuela. It honestly took all I had to not laugh because I instantly thought about Suzanne complaining that Consuela was becoming too "Americanized" because she wanted to be called Connie.

Bernice's Sanity Hearing gave us the all time classic "Two dicks and a hat".

I wonder if Meryl's contract states "At no time will a Jennifer Lopez song be used in the making of this production".

Well what cave did they find Marina Anissina in? I haven't heard anything out of her since she declared that she was going back to the Olympics.

Welcome to the world Kaiser, now run.

Oh wow, I just looked at that Facebook page, you'll find James and Peta's Cha Cha, Candace and Charlie's contemporary, I can't be sure, but I swear that Maks and Meryl's jive is there. WTH, does anyone on that show come up with their own material?

Look familiar to anyone? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFy9AdD60H8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAkY36PR4b0 Another couple also copied Corbin and Karina's freestyle. I have no idea what the policy on this is, but if they do share, the pros aren't aware because Sharna tweeted that she was pissed.

I was shocked to hear of Meshac's death, I had no idea he was in bad health and he was only 67, I miss the days when Lifetime aired two episode of DW and two episodes of GG back to back.

How about Blanche's wealth? She was born into money and then married into money, yet she wasn't rich and couldn't even afford a new roof for her own home.

Yes, in "We're Outta Here" Blanche says that she raised her family in that house.

F is for Frida Claxton, who Rose killed.

B is for Baboon. Because Rose needed a "B"

Karen: Carol Jack and Will:Karen Karen: Texas Ranger Jack and Will: Walker

I is for Image Consultants, because Pat and Kathy don't believe in labels.

It scares me that these girls only talk about birth control in relation to pregnancy, as that's the only thing can happen as a result of unprotected sex. They think nothing of jumping into bed with guys they barely know, I'm honestly surprised we haven't heard of one, or more, catching something.