S09.E08: How Can I Trust You?

[humbleopinion]

The four couples attempt to deepen their connection with trust and intimacy exercises provided by the experts;

Sargent Pepper makes a visit to get to the bottom of why two of the husbands did not spend the night with their wives.

Edited August 13, 2019 by Drogo
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[topanga]

3 hours ago, humbleopinion said:

The four couples attempt to deepen their connection with trust and intimacy exercises provided by the experts;

Sargent Pepper makes a visit to get to the bottom of why two of the husbands did not spend the night with their wives.

I love intimacy exercises, but it would be weird to have to do one in front of a camera. 

I wonder what insights Dr. P will have—and what advice she will give. 

[humbleopinion]

Deonna will be so uncomfortable with the intimacy exercise that the audience will  watch through fingers while squirming in their seats.

Get ready for her baby voice to re emerge....

Sandy will find her hidey place until the awkwardness is over...

[Ohwell]

I really am curious to know what the deal was with Matt and what excuse he comes up with to explain his ghosting of Amber.

[watchingtvaddict]

6 hours ago, Ohwell said:

I really am curious to know what the deal was with Matt and what excuse he comes up with to explain his ghosting of Amber.

I wonder if he will try the "my phone battery died" excuse? 

I also hope we get to meet Devon. 

Edited July 31, 2019 by watchingtvaddict

[Elizzikra]

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I also hope we get to meet Devon. 

What if Devon is a woman?

[Kroliosis]

3 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

What if Devon is a woman?

I thought it was this whole time.  And that is why they get into the fight when someone told Amber he saw Matt out w a woman.

[Brooklynista]

1 hour ago, Kroliosis said:

I thought it was this whole time.  And that is why they get into the fight when someone told Amber he saw Matt out w a woman.

Scandalous! I love it!

[Kroliosis]

1 hour ago, Brooklynista said:

Scandalous! I love it!

Or maybe Devon is his sister 😂😁

[gonecrackers]

Who's this Devon?  Did we meet him/her at the wedding?

[Gem 10]

No Deonna.  On Unfiltered.  Doesn’t want to answer questions.

[Soup333]

When Iris said she’d never had doggy style. 😳😬 I know she’s a virgin but...poor child. Let us pray. 

[Brooklynista]

Amber. Girl. It's been less than a month. You're doing way too much. Not going to work because a stranger didn't come home?

Girl wash your face!

[ECM1231]

RIP Keith's grandma. She seemed like a sweet woman.🙏

[Ohwell]

Awww Keith's grandma. 😢

[Brooklynista]

Did Deonna get sick from Greg's peen??😂😂 had it been that long since a foreign object had been introduced?

[Straycat80]

Matt still not home at 2pm and went out without wearing his wedding ring. Sounds shady to me. 

[Mercolleen]

Matt has no job. There is no reason for him to not have come home. WTF. If I were Amber, I would be convinced he were dead. I would not be recording my panic attack, though.

[Soup333]

Amber said Matt disappearing was the worst thing that ever happened but I thought her mom abandoned her?? Jesus. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Iris wasn’t doing herself any favors on Lemongate on unfiltered. She sounded ridiculous. I’d have more respect if she would have said she could have handled it better. It seems like for the most part the guys are having to do most of the compromising and adapt themselves to their wives with no reciprocity. 

Elizabeth doesn’t take serious conversations seriously. She deflects, jokes, or says things like, you’re bringing me down instead of deal with things as an adult. Jamie will always be defusing her bombs. I’m not saying he’s innocent but I’ve known 16 years olds with more respect emotional maturity than she does. 

[Mercolleen]

Bubble gut.

[Soup333]

Did E just call Jamie a thing? Omg. 

[ECM1231]

Was this Devon person mentioned on Unfiltered? I was only half listening.

Iris still carrying on about the lemonade...what an ungracious, stingy person. Her mom exudes such warmth, caring, and generosity of spirit. Iris fell way way far from that tree!

[Straycat80]

Look at the body language and the pillow blocker between Elizabeth and Jamie. Not good. 

[Mercolleen]

Sgt. Pepper is pissed.

[meligator]

What's up?  - oh Matt

[JAndy]

Matt just comes in all casually saying “what’s up?” 😂. I wonder what time he actually ended up coming home. Amber needs to just cut her loss and go home. He’s not into it 

[Kiss my mutt]

Go Dr Pepper for giving Elizabeth and Jamie the “what for”. They are both so childish. One of the worst things to do in a marriage is bring up divorce with every agreement and resort to low blows. 

I’m so sad about Keith’s grandma. She was all class. Does anyone know what happened? She appeared to be in good health at the wedding 

Really, Matt, you walk in with a Wassup?  Bad move dickhead. He has no fucks to give. 

[Mercolleen]

Matt is an ass. Really? I didn't have plans so I didn't tell you where I was? I just ended up somewhere and didn't think you needed to know? I hate him.

[Soup333]

WHY. COULDN’T. MATT. ANSWER. HIS. PHONE? 

Amber is so desperate. 

[VioletNevermind]

I almost feel like someone needs to take Matt’s pulse or hold a mirror under his nose during his scenes.  Good grief, dude.  At least pretend to be into it. 

[Brooklynista]

And just like that Amber is back all over Matt like a spider monkey. She really can't read a room because the look on that man's face...

[ECM1231]

Wtf just happened? I blinked and Elizabeth just started having another meltdown.

For someone not into dogs, Jamie is all cuddled up with her dogs.

[VioletNevermind]

Elizabeth is abusive, period.  This is uncomfortable to watch.  Daddy’s girl isn’t accustomed to a man standing up to her bullshit. 

[Straycat80]

Welp, Apparently Dr. Pepper was talking to a brick wall. Eliz. And Jamie are toxic together. They will stay together for the show but I’ll bet they’ll get a divorce on finale day. 

[ECM1231]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

And just like that Amber is back all over Matt like a spider monkey. She really can't read a room because the look on that man's face...

Girl, have some pride!!! 😲

[Mercolleen]

3 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

And just like that Amber is back all over Matt like a spider monkey. She really can't read a room because the look on that man's face...

Oof that was sad to watch. 

And no, I don't consider that a "good talk." 

[Ohwell]

At least Elizabeth is fully clothed, so there's that.

Amber is pitiful.  Matt is an ass.  They both need to be free from each other.

[Soup333]

3 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

Wtf just happened? I blinked and Elizabeth just started having another meltdown.

For someone not into dogs, Jamie is all cuddled up with her dogs.

Seriously what just happened? I was so confused. 

[JAndy]

4 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

And just like that Amber is back all over Matt like a spider monkey. She really can't read a room because the look on that man's face...

He didn’t even want to get up and hug her! She had to go over to him! 

[ECM1231]

Just now, Soup333 said:

Seriously what just happened? I was so confused. 

Something about walking the dogs? I honestly do not know. I zoned out for a sec. Lol

[VioletNevermind]

1 minute ago, JAndy said:

He didn’t even want to get up and hug her! She had to go over to him! 

OMG, that was horrible.  She floated the idea of a hug and he just sat there staring.  I want to shake her and insist that she develop some pride.  

[Kiss my mutt]

Ah, hell no, Jamie better not be mishandling those dogs. Elizabeth doesn’t want to listen to anyone. That’s clearly been a defining factor in her life. Dr. Pepper gave them good advice but she shits on everything. Jamie could be more tender though. 

Geez, Matt, you can’t even get your ass off the couch to give Amber a hug? I felt bad she was the one climbing on his lap begging for affection. 

Why would Iris say she’s never done doggie style if she hasn’t even had sex. Asking what her favorite sexual position doesn’t even make sense in her situation. 

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, ECM1231 said:

Something about walking the dogs? I honestly do not know. I zoned out for a sec. Lol

I love that the dogs are now climbing all over him while she has a shit fit. Clearly, they are also questioning E's character.

[Crazy Bird Lady]

When I went from (temporary) abstainance to having sex 3-8 times per night, I got a lot of UTI's. [Doctors call this "honeymoon cystitis".]

Thankfully, when I had the UTI's, my now-hubby was quite undertanding. Jamie, on the other hand, obviously is not.

Dr. Pepper is no longer their official "sex expert" for a reason. She sucks at it!  No woman who is feeling sad and miserable about her spouse and the way he's treating her, is eager to hop right  back into bed with him --at least, not unless she's accustomed to being sexually abused.

Edited August 1, 2019 by Crazy Bird Lady

[Ohwell]

The dogs paws are on Elizabeth's ass and wondering where the rest of it is. 

[VioletNevermind]

Goddamn, I hate Elizabeth.  “Yeah, baby, I’m staying.”  Ugh.  She really thinks she’s hot shit. 

[Soup333]

I just can’t believe Amber didn’t go to work over this foolishness. Baby, no. This man is not worth anyone’s PTO. 

[Soup333]

Oh, so Matt is a transient transient? Okay. Makes sense. 

[VioletNevermind]

Okay, Dr. Pepper, even people without abandonment issues would have a problem with their husband out running around all night without calling.