LilWharveyGal April 18, 2018 Share April 18, 2018 K is for Kendall, Blanche's boss who wasn't really killed during the murder mystery weekend. Link to comment
Mrs. Hanson April 18, 2018 Share April 18, 2018 L is for Lily, Rose's blind sister. M is for Mel Bushman N is for Noel, with whom clearly the fault lied in being bad in bed. (Rose's cousin) O is for October, meaning the month Blanche could hardly walk in!!! Link to comment
link417 April 21, 2018 Share April 21, 2018 P is for Pfeiffer - the 'P' is not silent. I love this gem from Sophia: "Hey, Pfeiffer, how would you like a punch in your pface?!" Link to comment
BookThief April 22, 2018 Share April 22, 2018 Q is for being the 35-year-old Queen of a ball that made it so Blanche didn't go home to see her dying father. (Twice. She probably would have anyway.) Link to comment
LilWharveyGal April 24, 2018 Share April 24, 2018 R is for Russia, the land of voting and bad toilet paper. Link to comment
BookThief April 24, 2018 Share April 24, 2018 S is for the Santa Clause suits at Christmastime that drive Blanche crazy. Link to comment
link417 April 25, 2018 Share April 25, 2018 T is for turbenburbles, and you can blow it out yours! 1 Link to comment
LilWharveyGal April 25, 2018 Share April 25, 2018 U is for Uncle Nunzio, but we call his goat a pet. 1 Link to comment
BookThief April 26, 2018 Share April 26, 2018 V is for Virgin, which is what Mother Devereaux wanted her little boy to marry. Also, I happened to see something about Bea Arthur--she died 9 years ago today. 1 Link to comment
link417 April 26, 2018 Share April 26, 2018 (edited) 29 minutes ago, BookThief said: V is for Virgin, which is what Mother Devereaux wanted her little boy to marry. Also, I happened to see something about Bea Arthur--she died 9 years ago today. Bea and Dorothy are both my faves so in their honor, W is for “What’ll I Do,” sung by Bea/Dorothy at the Rusty Anchor in one of my favorite episodes of the series. (I live and die for her rendition of “Hard Hearted Hannah.”) ?❤️ Edited April 26, 2018 by link417 3 Link to comment
BookThief April 26, 2018 Share April 26, 2018 (edited) 21 minutes ago, link417 said: Bea and Dorothy are both my faves so in their honor, W is for “What’ll I Do,” sung by Bea/Dorothy at the Rusty Anchor in one of my favorite episodes of the series. (I live and die for her rendition of “Hard Hearted Hannah.”) ?❤️ Curses! I could have done V is for Vamp from Savannah, GA! Edited April 26, 2018 by BookThief or is it "of Savannah, GA"? Either way--you got my drift. 1 Link to comment
Miss Chevious April 26, 2018 Share April 26, 2018 X is for the X-rated movies Sophia wanted to watch. She was disappointed to find out that Seven Brides for Seven Brothers was a musical. Y is for Yutz, synonymous with Stan. He was a yutz in every episode, except for the time he bought back Dorothy’s ring from the pawnshop. 1 Link to comment
MoistestCake September 5, 2018 Share September 5, 2018 On 26/04/2018 at 1:51 AM, BookThief said: Curses! I could have done V is for Vamp from Savannah, GA! W is for Wode Island, the place Dorothy's teacher opened a B&B. Link to comment
BookThief February 2, 2019 Share February 2, 2019 X is for Xs and Os when Rose is a football coach. The other team are Xs. Rose's team are Os. It's easy to remember because that's the amount of points they scored all season. Link to comment
link417 February 2, 2019 Share February 2, 2019 Y is for Yasser Arafat — Sophia woke up one day after she went through ~the change~ and looked just like him. ”Ya grow a beard, Dorothy!” 1 Link to comment
Ria February 3, 2019 Share February 3, 2019 (edited) Z is for Ziploc bags. You know they confuse Rose. Edited February 3, 2019 by Ria 1 Link to comment
MoistestCake February 4, 2019 Share February 4, 2019 (edited) A is for Heinrich von Anderdönen who was the first to can tuna in its natural juices and founder of St Olaf. Edited February 4, 2019 by MoistestCake Link to comment
schnauzergirl February 4, 2019 Share February 4, 2019 C is for Carol, the whiny Weston daughter. Link to comment
MoistestCake February 4, 2019 Share February 4, 2019 D is for Dennis, Dorothy's annoying but not unattractive son in law. (D is also for Dorothy). Link to comment
FormerMod-a1 February 4, 2019 Author Share February 4, 2019 E is for Eating. We see them easing a lot on this show - cheesecake, salami, shrimp! Link to comment
MoistestCake February 5, 2019 Share February 5, 2019 F for Freddie - it was so good *we named it* 1 Link to comment
BookThief February 6, 2019 Share February 6, 2019 G is for Grab That Dough! where "better late than pregnant" is not the correct answer, though not untrue. 3 Link to comment
Miss Chevious February 9, 2019 Share February 9, 2019 H is for Harry, the sweet-talking bigamist Blanche almost married in the pilot episode. Or the other Harry - Harry Weston, the Girls’ next door neighbor who was both a pediatrician and a dreamboat. Link to comment
Ria February 10, 2019 Share February 10, 2019 (edited) I is for Ingrid, Rose’s childhood friend and also for Idiots. “Hey Iiiingriid!” “Is that you Rose?” Courtesy of The St. Olaf Telephone Company. Bringing idiots together because the town has more than their share, per capita. Edited February 10, 2019 by Ria 1 Link to comment
CousinOliver February 11, 2019 Share February 11, 2019 J is for Jannella, alleged child of Rose. Link to comment
Eri February 11, 2019 Share February 11, 2019 K is for Koko (Imogene) whom Blanche can relate to as they're still in their child bearing years. Link to comment
schnauzergirl February 12, 2019 Share February 12, 2019 L is for Lucas, Blanche's uncle and Dorothy's husband. Link to comment
BookThief February 12, 2019 Share February 12, 2019 M is for "Maestro! How about something with a little octane!?" which Dorothy requests at the dance marathon to prove to the other ladies she's not tired. 1 Link to comment
Ria February 13, 2019 Share February 13, 2019 (edited) N is for Nicholas. As in Nicholas Carbone, aka Miles Webber. Edited February 13, 2019 by Ria Link to comment
emma675 February 13, 2019 Share February 13, 2019 M is for Miles Webber, aka Nicholas Carbone. Link to comment
CousinOliver February 13, 2019 Share February 13, 2019 O is for Oreos, which the girls would have crumbled over a cheesecake if they hadn’t already eaten them, and which we see Blanche eat the filling out of. Link to comment
ZuluQueenOfDwarves February 13, 2019 Share February 13, 2019 P is for Pfeiffer and Phawkins, because this show loves the whole “the P isn’t silent” joke. 2 Link to comment
CousinOliver February 13, 2019 Share February 13, 2019 Q is for Queen of the ball. Twice. She probably would have anyway. 2 Link to comment
BookThief February 13, 2019 Share February 13, 2019 R is for Raisin in sneakers, which is how Blanche once described Sophia. Link to comment
ZuluQueenOfDwarves February 13, 2019 Share February 13, 2019 S is for slut. Rose is not a slut, she’s THE SLUT! She’s the Grand Poo-bah of Slutdom! Link to comment
Reality police February 13, 2019 Share February 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, ZuluQueenOfDwarves said: S is for slut. Rose is not a slut, she’s THE SLUT! She’s the Grand Poo-bah of Slutdom! Wasn't Blanche the THE SLUT? Link to comment
ZuluQueenOfDwarves February 14, 2019 Share February 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Reality police said: Wasn't Blanche the THE SLUT? She was until the episode where we discovered that Rose had 56 boyfriends in the year between being allowed to date and falling in love with Charlie. The slut is dead, long live the slut. 3 Link to comment
Reality police February 14, 2019 Share February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, ZuluQueenOfDwarves said: She was until the episode where we discovered that Rose had 56 boyfriends in the year between being allowed to date and falling in love with Charlie. The slut is dead, long live the slut. I forgot that. Thanks Link to comment
CousinOliver February 15, 2019 Share February 15, 2019 T is for Terrific, Mr, who was most decidedly not. Link to comment
Ria February 15, 2019 Share February 15, 2019 U is for Uncle Hingeblotter. He sure loved his pig Baby. Link to comment
ZuluQueenOfDwarves February 15, 2019 Share February 15, 2019 V is for vase, which got shot instead of Lester, to Blanche’s chagrin. Link to comment
CousinOliver February 15, 2019 Share February 15, 2019 W is for water, which you should not send in the mail. They found that envelopes leak. Link to comment
Ria February 17, 2019 Share February 17, 2019 X is for Xerox, whose shares Sophia once claimed she owned. Link to comment
Miss Chevious February 17, 2019 Share February 17, 2019 Y is for Yutz, a synonym for Stanley Zbornak. 1 Link to comment
BookThief February 17, 2019 Share February 17, 2019 Z is for Zulu, Queen of the Dwarf People, Sophia's name at the hospital. Link to comment
CousinOliver February 17, 2019 Share February 17, 2019 A is for the lesser known AL Bushman, only mentioned when Blanche got out her keychain at Mel Bushman’s place. 1 Link to comment
Miss Chevious February 17, 2019 Share February 17, 2019 B is for Barbara Thorndyke, a snooty author. Blanche almost needed a Dramamine to get through chapter 3. 1 Link to comment
Ria February 18, 2019 Share February 18, 2019 C is for Chrissy, Stan’s 2nd wife. She must have been rich since after he married her they could afford a beach house in Maui with a hot tub. What a rich, pretty young girl saw in Stan, we will never know. Dorothy did call her a dumb blonde. Link to comment
CousinOliver February 18, 2019 Share February 18, 2019 D is for Dan, of “Dan and Morothy” 1 Link to comment
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