Golden Girls Alphabet Game

[camom]

L is for Lilacs, which were in bloom when all the boys courted Blanche.

 

M is for the Music Box that Blanche's mammy gave to Big Daddy, and then wanted back after he died.

[LilWharveyGal]

N is for Naked Southern Guys.  They sure can dance!  (I'm assuming Blanche had a story about them from her past since Dorothy knew to make the reference...)

[babyhouseman]

O is for orgasm which Blanche had many times, many many times!

[Maherjunkie]

P is for the principal who I think would have been jealous is he found out she was dating another teacher.  I may have to reverse that.

[LilWharveyGal]

Q is for Quiet, which would have been disturbed when Blanche got out of bed at night, made her way downstairs, and screamed for the governess.

[Maherjunkie]

We were keeping it to young Blanche days.  You know, like Dirk's actual age , not  dog years

[LilWharveyGal]

Oh ok, I thought that Blanche's child-raising years were in the pre-Miami time period we were going for.  Whoever's got a younger Q word, knock yourself out!

[Maherjunkie]

Quagmire for when Blanche didn't know what to wear when she went to court to testify about a horse theft on her grandaddy's plantation.

[Serendipity]

R for the three R's Rose managed to learn: Reading, writing and Rooster Insemination.

[Blakeston]

R for the three R's Rose managed to learn: Reading, writing and Rooster Insemination.

 

We're doing Blanche's past.

 

R is for the River boat captain who helped her fake her death.

[babyhouseman]

S is for the South is where Blanche was from where she matured faster even though we don't know if it was from the heat or the gin.

[Maherjunkie]

T is for turning loose, which Blanche did a year and a half later after she shaved her legs.

[Serendipity]

Ooops sorry.

Edited September 20, 2014 by Serendipity

[Blakeston]

U is for her Underpants, which were the subject of the song the local boys would serenade her with.

Edited September 20, 2014 by Blakeston

[Cobalt Stargazer]

V is for Virginity, which Blanche lost six or seven times when she was a girl.

[BookThief]

W is for Water Lily.  Blanche calls herself that sometimes.  I'm guessing it goes back to her childhood or young adult years--she might have thought it was an upgrade from her mother calling her peacock.

[camom]

Y is for Youth, which Blanche thoroughly enjoyed in Atlanta.

[FormerMod-a1]

We skipped X, which is always hard.  So here's one that is quite a stretch.

 

X is for finding underwear eXtraneous - which I'm sure started in her youth.

[Maherjunkie]

Z is  the zest for life she always displayed.

[camom]

Oops--sorry for skipping X.  New topic Maherjunkie?

[Maherjunkie]

Do we have enough juice for Weddings/Celebrations, ya think?

[camom]

Let's give it a try.

 

A is for Augustine Bagatelli, who Sophia was engaged to in Sicily.  Alas, there was never a wedding.

[LilWharveyGal]

B is for the Bahamas, which is where Kate originally planned to have her wedding.

[AndySmith]

C is for Clayton Hollingsworth, Blanche's brother, who married his 'very special friend' Doug.

Edited September 25, 2014 by AndySmith

[Maherjunkie]

D is for the barking dogs doorbell at Dorothy's wedding.

[Blakeston]

E is for Elopement, which is what Michael and Lorraine decided to do when their families disapproved of their relationship.

[Maherjunkie]

F is for the fake emotion they felt when it happened.

[LilWharveyGal]

G is for Green, which was Blanche's most awful color and made her look just like a swamp frog as a bridesmaid at Virginia and Tom's wedding.

[Maherjunkie]

H is for the hug Blanche gives Rebecca for her wedding that didn't happen.

[camom]

I is for the Elvis Impersonators who were at Sophia & Max's wedding.

[LilWharveyGal]

J is for Jazz, which is what Rose sought out when she got hot at the Mangiacavallo wedding.

[camom]

K is for Kate, Dorothy's daughter who got married in Miami and for whom Dorothy tried to be civil to Stan.

 

L is for Lorraine, Michael's (the skinny white boy) pregnant bride.

 

M is for Marvin Michelson, who wanted Stan to get a prenup when he and Dorothy were going to get remarried.

[Blakeston]

N is for New, as in Lorraine's fetus serving as her "something new" when she married Michael.

[Bastet]

O is for the officer who informed Blanche her wedding would not be happening, as the intended groom had just been busted for bigamy.

[Maherjunkie]

P is for the pastels worn at Kate's wedding.

[AndySmith]

Q is for Isaac Q. Newton, the fictional penpal Blanche invented for Rose, who turned out to be real, and then accompanied Rose to a wedding reception.

[Maherjunkie]

R is for rice thrown at the kids when Dorothy couldn't face Stan.

[Blakeston]

S is for the Socks that Mangiacavallo had to hike up at the wedding, due to Sophia's curse.

Edited October 2, 2014 by Blakeston

[LilWharveyGal]

T is for the Toilet Paper Tube-like loops that adorned Dorothy's gown at her wedding to Lucas.  

[camom]

U is for the sexual urges Rose gets whenever she goes to a wedding.

[BookThief]

V is for the virgin Blanche soooooo was not on her wedding day--even she couldn't have worn white with a straight face.  (Rose, however, was a virgin and gets a patented Dorothy "well aren't you holier-than-thou" look when she says so).

[Maherjunkie]

W is for white wedding dresses they wear.

[LilWharveyGal]

Well, except for Blanche... :)

 

X is for the X-Rated (presumably) performance the cop stripper would have put on at Dorothy's bachelorette party.  

Edited October 4, 2014 by LilWharveyGal

[Maherjunkie]

Y is for yes, as Blanche said to Harry which started the series.

[LilWharveyGal]

Z is for Dorothy Zbornak becoming Dorothy Zbornak when she planned to re-marry Stan.  

 

Have we done animals yet?  

[Maherjunkie]

I don't think so.  Give it go and we'll see if we have the juice.

[LilWharveyGal]

A is for Alice, the cow that had to be milked sitting on a stool.

[Maherjunkie]

B is for Bingo, who gave a reprieve for listening to the Rusty story.

[Bastet]

C is for Count Bessie, the piano-playing showbiz chicken they thought Aunt Angela had turned into dinner.

Edited October 7, 2014 by Bastet

[CityBoy1986]

D is for Dreyfus, the Westons' dog.  Just don't get Sophia to watch him.