Serendipity

Y is for yak snacks that Sven made out of yak intestines while contemplating a future with Blanche.

I love that second marriage/wedding commercial of State Farm. The whole thing warms up my cold heart.

B is for Billy, Bobby or Ben who took Blanche's virginity that night under the dogwood tree, the air thick with perfume.

I get to pick? Cool! How about men in the girls' lives? Family included. Was this done (i did not see)?

Z is for Madame Zelda for seeing a man kneeling over a woman in a nurse's uniform, writhing and screaming.

Gwyneth did it for me. I am out. Most boring Oscars in a while. And that is saying something.

I do not like Reese's dress or make up. Maybe it is because she will always be that obnoxious brat when stopped by police, to me.

I love her dress! That is my favorite so far. So I hope she is not just for the reason that I do not want to be so impressed by a maternity dress. I consider myself lucky that I did not see Kartrashian. I mean. Really? Cannot stand Kerry Washington. Never thought her fashion sense was great either. Marion Cotillard's dress looks like my bedspread. With a black tape over it.

Here is my unpopular opinion: I have always liked Thomas Barrow. Even before we saw how nasty Anna and Bates can get. I think he does a good job dealing with the assholes around him and holds his own. I feel a little sorry for him too - he has to suppress his sexuality and had less than great childhood/Dad and all. I think the actor who plays him is great and does not hurt that he is good looking too.

Ooops sorry.

My mom and I loved Blanche's outfits. Her gray suit in the Hunka Hunka Burning Love Club episode where she kicks Dorothy out of the unauthorized Elvis fan club, is my favorite. I love the girls' jewelry as well. Big bold jewelry of the 80s made a comeback lately and I find myself staring at some of the pieces they wear.

R for the three R's Rose managed to learn: Reading, writing and Rooster Insemination.

Are you referring to the yellow, black striped gown that had the illusion of sun shining from her crotch? That was epic.

She wants us to think she is leading the perfect life and is above everyone. What happened to Terry wanting a divorce last season? I guess piling on Shannon and her state of mind makes us all forget about it, huh Madame?

Jacqueline?