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U is for the Underwear that Blanche wore (more frequently as a teenager) under her cheerleading uniform during tryouts that said "Bonjour!" ...or was it bon appetit?  Eh, it was something in French.  (I remember finding that line sooo risque as a teenager!)

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Z is for the Zebra-colored (ie, black and white) billowy outfit Blanche wore to her audit. That was a spectacular outfit for a middle-aged woman going for a sexy look.

 

For the next round, being as we recently did Brooklyn and Sicily, let's do St. Olaf.

 

A is for Adolf Step, who married Olga Fetchick, and formed the renowned dance team of Step & Fetchick.

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C is for Charlie, Rose's husband, whom she lived with in St. Olaf.  Shortly after he died she spoke to him over her birthday cake and informed him that she'd be moving to Miami (and remember, she gets the rose).

 

D is for the Druid priests who weren't Druid priests at all!  Just Shriners out looking for a good time. No one knows why Rose raised her hand...

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K is for Sperhuven Krispies.  They smell horrible, but if you plug your nose while eating them, they taste like cheesecake, fresh strawberries and chocolate ice cream.

 

L is for Larry, Rose's one-eyed pig.

 

M is for Maple Syrup Honey Brown Sugar Molasses Rice Krispie logs, a favorite or Rose and her family.

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N is for Nils Felander who attempted to harass Rose repeatedly with obscene ice cream scoops. By the time Rose got to her father the evidence had always melted...

 

O is for Oogle and Floogle, which is an adult version of hide and seek. It's different than the children's game because adults play it.

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W is for World War II.  In St. Olaf they developed a secret weapon to end the war--Attack Cows.  Despite being trained to kill, they were unable to pull their rip-cords.

And also, of course, history teacher Fritz Stickelmeyer, aka Adolph Hitler.

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We still need a Y.

 

Y is for the Yokel Service available for people who want the entertainment of first cousins playing banjos.

 

For Blanche's background:

 

A is for the Affair that Blanche's father had with her awful, awful mammy.

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F is for the annual Fine Manners Ball, and the Finishing School at which it was held.  When Bobby Joe Springer escorted Blanche back to her dorm after that ball, an innocent goodnight kiss developed into an evening of passion.  When Miss McGuyver burst in for a bed check, Blanche tried to handle the whole thing like a lady – waving politely over Bobby Joe’s shoulder with her foot – but was nonetheless kicked out of school.  Only she didn’t care – she knew what ecstasy was.

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