Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup

[Ijustwantsomechips]

You know, I actually believe Lamar because there’s no way in hell he went all the way to Utah to sleep with her if he’s getting something on the side. I don’t care if her whoo-ha is made of diamonds and can synthesize the dopest rap beats, she ain’t worth it. 

[Armchair Critic]

These reality shows need to start having a ban on cold shoulder tops.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Damn it! I forgot to pause the tv to take the dog out! Motherfucking crack 😫

Edited February 29, 2020 by Ijustwantsomechips

[goofygirl]

I totally agree AND I want some chips too!! Hey, now!  I think Lamar is seriously thinking he's got it and Little Miss ACTRESS is just tooling us for a sin-off, oops! SPIN-OFF. My bad.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

You know, I actually believe Lamar because there’s no way in hell he went all the way to Utah to sleep with her if he’s getting something on the side. I don’t care if her whoo-ha is made of diamonds and can synthesize the dopest rap beats, she ain’t worth it. 

I can't believe Lamar is sticking around Utah, still sleeping on the couch.  Andrea doesn't look like all that much of a picnic to be married to.

 

Whoever owns those condoms, I bet he didn't throw the wrappers away because he wanted to show off that they were magnums

[Kroliosis]

Wtf happened to their white pit bull?!

[RealReality]

Brittany and Marcelino with the made up storyline no one cares about.  Why wouldn't the cousin call Marcelino's phone. Gee maybe because this is all fske

[candall]

YEOW!  I'd never seen those hand tats before.  My eyes!

[JenE4]

Cheryl’s glad to be home because her babysitter is here?! Bitch, you left your kids with your “babysitter” for MONTHS. Not glad to be with her KIDS.

[Armchair Critic]

Cheryl and her father look like they should be playing Dueling Banjos

[candall]

Nice handshake, dipshit.

[LucyEth]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Cheryl and her father look like they should be playing Dueling Banjos

I first thought she was living with hobo's in the forest or something before I realized that was her father.

[Kroliosis]

Sarah HE DOESNT WANT YOU!!!!  

[Armchair Critic]

Michael is a narcissist, there is no reasoning with him Sarah because he doesn't have normal emotions and you can't guilt him into anything.

[goofygirl]

Oh Cabbage Patch... Of COURSE you're actually best friends!!  Shit.  They are full of shit.

[candall]

I am so exhausted and embarrassed by Sarah's desperation.  Sweetheart, please pull yourself and your last little scrap of pride together.

[RealReality]

I'm so embarrassed for Sarah.  But she is gross.

[Kroliosis]

He’s sooo gonna fuck Sarah 

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, candall said:

I am so exhausted and embarrassed by Sarah's desperation.  Sweetheart, please pull yourself and your last little scrap of pride together.

" Are you coming alone?" "Can we at least be friends". 

[LucyEth]

Where is mumbles permanent residence?  Sarah and his keeds live in upstate NY.  Don't think he will be visiting them that often.

[candall]

Honey BB pretends to snort coke.  If she could just find a convict to love, she'd fit right in with our crew.

[goofygirl]

I have never rooted for somebody like I root for Lacy's DAD!!! He's a hot mess but compared to his fish-lipped daughter.... HE ROCKS FOR THOSE KIDS!!! Praise the Lawd. SOMEBODY!! Put those poor kids first for a while!

[Armchair Critic]

Looks like the Honey Boo Boo family is eating their feelings, all of them are bigger except June because she's on that crack diet.

[RealReality]

Just now, Kroliosis said:

He’s sooo gonna fuck Sarah 

Of course he is.  He knows that Sarah has the upper hand right now so he has to sleep with her and pretend he is interested in a relationship with her.  He is so gross.....like why put in all this work over him?

[Kroliosis]

1 minute ago, RealReality said:

Of course he is.  He knows that Sarah has the upper hand right now so he has to sleep with her and pretend he is interested in a relationship with her.  He is so gross.....like why put in all this work over him?

And she’s still gonna think she’s manipulating him. Hey Lamar, can forehead borrow your magnums?

[Armchair Critic]

I'm sure Tony and Angela will have a very tasteful wedding 🙄

Sarah will probably get pregnant again....noooooooooooooo

[goofygirl]

NO BUDGET??? Whaatt??? Boy, poor old Angela.  How FAR you've fallen.  MEDIC! STAT!

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Kroliosis said:

He’s sooo gonna fuck Sarah 

I hope she's not ovulatin'

[Armchair Critic]

Just get a damn job fool

[RealReality]

Damn Marcelino and Brittany can't even do a fake storyline right. 

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Angela proudly proclaims she’s paying that bill like that’s something to be proud of. What a loser! 

[candall]

4 minutes ago, RealReality said:

... He is so gross.....like why put in all this work over him?

I'm trying to think of a smooth way to refer back to the remark about Andrea's rap synthesizer vag. . . 

[goofygirl]

Oh Marcelino, you just suck. Period. Can you just get a REAL job and play poker on the side?? You have a BABY coming! And a PUPPY to feed! And.. and... and...

[Armchair Critic]

"Does your wife know you're here?". Oh no, this story is not a set up at all to create drama. If you are this boring you need fake story lines...

[RealReality]

Zzzzzzzzz

How much longer are we going to spend on this???

[Maybeitsme]

Stupid Sarah she just cannot get over mush mouth and will take whatever crumbs she can get. I agree that Cheryl should get a puppy and I hope she leaves inmates and men in general alone. She needs to fall in love with her children.  Josh will be just fine. He used her and will probably continue to use women 

[JenE4]

Who knew there was a market for a Poker Therapist? On the one hand this is strange, but on the other hand, she’s giving better advice than Sarah’s therapist.

(okay, so I know she’s billed as a poker coach, but she seems to be more like a therapist.)

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Anyone else think the Poker Whisperer is toking on the same shit as Clint?

[Armchair Critic]

Lacey doesn't even speak nicely to those cute little kids. She is the worst.

[Kroliosis]

The assault of the English language is the true crime on this show 

[candall]

Heh.  The closed captioning says, "So Lacey's bein' honest wichu?"

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Lacey’s kids are sweet, especially the one with the glasses.

[RealReality]

Chain has gained a little weighr

[candall]

Between Cold Shoulders, the poker yoda and the woodsy hobo, there have been many attempts at healing tonight.

[LucyEth]

There you go, "he is still her man"  Sarah you are a sorry ass!

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, RealReality said:

Chain has gained a little weighr

He should have chose crack instead of booze 

[goofygirl]

Who cares about Chane when Chon is back in the picture?? Nobody but LacyDad is even on planet Earth! What is WITH these morons???

[Spike]

Okay I finally figured out who Clint reminds me of.  T-Bag on Prison Break.  
 

And he needs to scrub that toilet .

[RealReality]

Where were all Andreas morals in the prison broom closet?

 

[Kroliosis]

Sister wife?