All Past Seasons of the Late Lamented Show

[ByTor]

LOL @aeroluv327, so do I!!!  Stop over, we can be annoyed and quote everything together LOL.

[aeroluv327]

1 hour ago, scorpio1031 said:

Amy was cut 5th season and Chelsea was 8th season

Oh, I was way off!

[Lexusprincess]

Jasmine had gained weight and was never one of their best dancers. She struggled to make the team. “ Kelli or Judy saying “ clunky” comes to mind.   Cute friendship with Danielle and cute girl. I remember not being shocked when she was cut.  

[ByTor]

Just now, Lexusprincess said:

Jasmine had gained weight and was never one of their best dancers. She struggled to make the team. “ Kelli or Judy saying “ clunky” comes to mind.   Cute friendship with Danielle and cute girl. I remember not being shocked when she was cut.  

Jasmine was never one of the thinner girls and was never a great dancer, though.  Just seems odd that she was good enough to be there for 3 years and then suddenly not.

[kalibean]

Possible she got outdanced, though...who were the rookies the year she was cut?  I still think Keyra, Allie and Little Heather benefitted from a weaker rookie class.  I think there are seasons where Race Car Taylor might have made it despite her low kicks, but she just hit TC at the wrong time.  It just swings from year to year, and whatever way TPTB's wind blows.

Jasmine also might have had some off field issues that came to light that they didn't air.  Heaven knows she was off the rails on The Bachelor.

[Kayce]

37 minutes ago, Lexusprincess said:

Jasmine had gained weight and was never one of their best dancers. She struggled to make the team. “ Kelli or Judy saying “ clunky” comes to mind.   Cute friendship with Danielle and cute girl. I remember not being shocked when she was cut.  

Her solo was very lackluster and I'm actually being generous with that description.  I wasn't shocked at all when she was cut. 

[lkxydhfinl ghsdv]

1 hour ago, GeorgieNY said:

Y’all, re: Puto... I thought I was going to stab myself in the eye if I saw that petsmart commercial one more time but they have outdone themselves with the new and super annoying Trolli ad! 

I'm so sick of seeing Alec Baldwin!

[Lexusprincess]

46 minutes ago, kalibean said:

Possible she got outdanced, though...who were the rookies the year she was cut?  I still think Keyra, Allie and Little Heather benefitted from a weaker rookie class.  I think there are seasons where Race Car Taylor might have made it despite her low kicks, but she just hit TC at the wrong time.  It just swings from year to year, and whatever way TPTB's wind blows.

Jasmine also might have had some off field issues that came to light that they didn't air.  Heaven knows she was off the rails on The Bachelor.

I agree with all of this. I went from rooting for jasmine on the bachelor to cringing. 

Little Heather and Ally and Milan were never the DCC look that season.  Milan a little better dancing than the other 2 but all would not have made camp a different year. Same thing with Keyra than add her attitude and lateness and friendship with Jenna and Erica no doubt why she was cut.  

[Jess14]

Keyra didn’t have the DCC body, but she was a good dancer - one of the few power dancers in that rookie class. As for the attitude stuff, I take that with a grain of salt. Actually having a personality is enough to get labeled as having an attitude in DCC land. 

[ByTor]

27 minutes ago, Jess14 said:

Keyra didn’t have the DCC body, but she was a good dancer - one of the few power dancers in that rookie class. As for the attitude stuff, I take that with a grain of salt. Actually having a personality is enough to get labeled as having an attitude in DCC land. 

Keyra annoyed the hell out of me on her season.  I rewatched that season at least 3 times now on Pluto, and I have NO clue why she annoyed me, she's fine.  That exaggerated shimmy she did annoyed me, but now I think she was mocking Kalyssa, which again is fine 🙂

[Pau84]

7 minutes ago, Jess14 said:

Keyra didn’t have the DCC body, but she was a good dancer - one of the few power dancers in that rookie class. As for the attitude stuff, I take that with a grain of salt. Actually having a personality is enough to get labeled as having an attitude in DCC land. 

She did come late on a few occasions though...

[Jess14]

8 minutes ago, Pau84 said:

She did come late on a few occasions though...

Sure, and I’m not disputing that. Though I think the whole, “being 5 minutes late is a cardinal sin” stuff is silly. They’re cheerleaders, not the Army. Now, some people are just always late and that’s different, but one once or twice...whatever. 

[scorpio1031]

1 hour ago, Jess14 said:

They’re cheerleaders, not the Army.

They are the "Ivy League of Cheerleaders" 😂

[scorpio1031]

I never noticed Erica was at the first practice after the HOF game.  The plot thickens:)

[MrsEVH]

9 hours ago, dariafan said:

3. Season 1 was Miranda Burns 

I actually remember that too. She must have changed her names a few times.

[ATLGirl]

The Pluto ads get stuck in my head. Especially the "Cheddar News" song and the "That's money in the bank!" guy.

Then there's good ole former NFL Joe Namath hawking Medicaid and insurance. I'm like, Joe, do you really need rides to your medical appointments? I know your knees are shot but seriously? Are you that broke?

The one ad I did like was the "Get Around" car app that lets you rent a car with your phone. The little jingle was actually cute.

[Lily80]

Watching season 12, I realized that when they announced the four group leaders and they said Erika's name, they showed Kashara instead. LOL

[CrazyMoon]

16 hours ago, cgloss said:

I feel Jasmine was one who was robbed. I know folks here don’t care for her, but messing up on the choreo shouldn’t automatically get you cut as a vet, especially if you have a three year body of work that obviously worked for the TPTB. I could see if she was outdanced, but it didn’t sound like that was why they cut her. Sometimes you just don’t have a great day on a day when you needed to be at your best. Like Jalyn with this upcoming show group audition, I guess. 

She showed up flabby and phoned in her audition. She earned her cut

[Jazzhands]

45 minutes ago, CrazyMoon said:

She showed up flabby and phoned in her audition. She earned her cut

I liked Jasmine, but her solo was ... not good.  It looked like she came up with it in the parking lot on the way in that day. I was sad for her but not surprised at all that she was cut. 

[KickPretty]

Watching Season 1.  The reveal of the team was weak!  No screaming or jumping.  They just smiled.  The vets barely acknowledge the rookies.  Weak!

Edited September 12, 2019 by KickPretty

[PattiD4DCC]

8 hours ago, ATLGirl said:

The Pluto ads get stuck in my head. Especially the "Cheddar News" song and the "That's money in the bank!" guy.

Then there's good ole former NFL Joe Namath hawking Medicaid and insurance. I'm like, Joe, do you really need rides to your medical appointments? I know your knees are shot but seriously? Are you that broke?

The one ad I did like was the "Get Around" car app that lets you rent a car with your phone. The little jingle was actually cute.

If only Joe had invested in the stock that was up 550% he wouldn't have to spend his time needling the Medicaid insurance folks for all these benefits that he deserves! 

"You want tears this early in the process?!!?"  Well, apparently CMT does, and the training camp candidates deliver. 

[dariafan]

gracious and grateful are 2 different things Megan !!!!

[MrsEVH]

9 hours ago, KickPretty said:

Watching Season 1.  The reveal of the team was weak!  No screaming or jumping.  They just smiled.  The vets barely acknowledge the rookies.  Weak!

Is that the one where Kelli just read the press release?

[Teriyaki Terror]

13 hours ago, ATLGirl said:

The Pluto ads get stuck in my head. Especially the "Cheddar News" song and the "That's money in the bank!" guy.

Then there's good ole former NFL Joe Namath hawking Medicaid and insurance. I'm like, Joe, do you really need rides to your medical appointments? I know your knees are shot but seriously? Are you that broke?

The one ad I did like was the "Get Around" car app that lets you rent a car with your phone. The little jingle was actually cute.

"All of this has been done for you." -Scott Wolf in whatever chick flick they are pushing. That's what I get a lot of.

[lkxydhfinl ghsdv]

It's a good thing that Trisha gave Crystal those tips about the squad photo--I don't know how she (C) would've survived if she (T) didn't!     

T:  "Be sure to smile; they're going to take some photos and they'll give you direction on what to do..."

C:  "Ok, thanks."  🙄

Edited September 12, 2019 by Tootie

[KickPretty]

3 hours ago, MrsEVH said:

Is that the one where Kelli just read the press release?

Yes!  So lackluster.  I would have been disappointed if I was a rookie that year.

[Teriyaki Terror]

On 9/10/2019 at 4:05 PM, DCCFanInKy said:

Yep same here.  Was that when Cassie asked if anyone had an inhaler?

Yep. Using asthma as an excuse. 

[ATLGirl]

5 hours ago, Teriyaki Terror said:

"All of this has been done for you." -Scott Wolf in whatever chick flick they are pushing. That's what I get a lot of.

HA! Meanwhile, I have to hit mute whenever I see Kathy Bates about to pronounce judgement on the faceless person wanting a different family/life. 

[ByTor]

4 minutes ago, ATLGirl said:

HA! Meanwhile, I have to hit mute whenever I see Kathy Bates about to pronounce judgement on the faceless person wanting a different family/life. 

I do that for the woman who screams "WOO HOO" about her liberator.

[ExtremeFajitas]

On 9/11/2019 at 1:41 PM, GeorgieNY said:

Y’all, re: Puto... I thought I was going to stab myself in the eye if I saw that petsmart commercial one more time but they have outdone themselves with the new and super annoying Trolli ad! 

But the ad worked, because there is an 80% chance a bag of Trollis will end up in my grocery cart the next time I’m at the store. 😔

[Sindyresident]

I had WAY too much time on my hands, and I re-watched Season 11 and transcribed all of the confessionals, judges/coaches commentary, and other assorted details. It will take me awhile to organize it all, but I was thinking of eventually making a Wiki for the show (hopefully adding the other seasons eventually), since people always seem to ask questions about which seasons so-and-so was on, etc. In the meantime, here's the final confessional count from Season 11.

33 – Kelsey L

21 – Kyndall

20 – Amy A

18 – Tasha

15 – Emily

15 – Maddie

14 - Maggie

10 – Jackie

9 – Allie

9 – Bethany

9 – Brennan

9 – Heather O

8 – Katie

8 – Mandy

8 – Sheridan

8 – Whitney

8 – Yuko

7 – Celinda

7 – Jinelle

7 – Kelli

7 – Royesha

6 – Heather H

6 – Milan

5 – Cersten

5 – Jenna [S6 rookie]

5 – Kat

4 – Jessika

4 – Khalyn

4 – Kylee

3 – Caila

3 – Holly P

3 – Jennifer A

3 – Lindsey

2 – Emma Mary

2 – Holly Arielle (former)

2 – Megan

1 – Jacie (former)

1 – Jaclyn

1 – Jessica

1 – Jordan Chanley (former)

1 – KaShara

1 – Melissa

1 – Robin

1 – Sasha Agent (former)

1 – Simone

1 – Tia Williams (former)

0 – Claire

0 – Danielle

0 – Erica

0 – Jenna Lene

0 – Lacey

0 – Selina (Despite being a rookie)

0 – Tess (Despite being a rookie)

0 – Amy L (Invisible)

0 – Amy T (Invisible)

0 – Chantel (Invisible)

0 – Raylee (Invisible)

0 – Stephanie (Invisible)

Yuko may seem low, but that's just because nearly all of her content is third-person commentary. Also, Selina's name is somehow spoken only once all season despite her being a returning TCC who was cut on the last night of TC the previous season.

[Preity]

Keyra annoyed me more after being cut than she did while being on the squad, i had to unfollow her on Instagram... its like she’s tying waaaay too hard to be this super perky, inspirational motivation. She seems to like herself a lot, it’s all so over the top. 

Jasmine probably realized there were better ways of making a name for yourself than being a DCC. Considering how much of a party girl she became afterwards anyway... 

i really liked Chelsea when I first watched that season, I was really sad when she got cut. Now I have no idea why I fell for her crap anymore. Sometimes realizing you have grown up since something  is a nice thing

[scorpio1031]

2 hours ago, amateurathlete said:

It will take me awhile to organize it all, but I was thinking of eventually making a Wiki for the show 

There is a wiki for the show

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas_Cowboys_Cheerleaders:_Making_the_Team

[ByTor]

6 hours ago, Preity said:

I really liked Chelsea when I first watched that season, I was really sad when she got cut. Now I have no idea why I fell for her crap anymore. Sometimes realizing you have grown up since something  is a nice thing

LOL I still like her and feel bad, maybe because I can totally see my old lady self loudly saying the snotty "The fatties are still on the team!"

[dariafan]

They just happen to carry squad photos ?  For bowling night ? 

[ByTor]

There is a picture of a very bad line in the spoilers thread.  Well, season 7 is on Pluto now, and Judy just said "Crooked lines make you look crappy" LOL

[dariafan]

It’s fun watching this on pain meds 

[Kayce]

14 minutes ago, dariafan said:

It’s fun watching this on pain meds 

by the way..LOVE your user name...Daria rocks!!

[Teriyaki Terror]

On 9/11/2019 at 2:13 PM, Tootie said:

I'm so sick of seeing Alec Baldwin!

You're delivering your wife, Hilaria.

Get out.

Hahahahahaha 

While watching the last episode of season 7.

Chelsea: "I talked my way onto the team."

Giiiiiiiiirrrrllllll, you talked you way off of it too.

[Teriyaki Terror]

17 hours ago, ATLGirl said:

HA! Meanwhile, I have to hit mute whenever I see Kathy Bates about to pronounce judgement on the faceless person wanting a different family/life. 

I think it's from the movie A Home of our Own. She was talking to her son. Good movie though and Kathy Bates is an underrated actress.

But yes, hearing it over and over can get annoying. I do want to figure out where the Scott Wolf quote comes from. 

[Kayce]

1 hour ago, Teriyaki Terror said:

You're delivering your wife, Hilaria.

Get out.

Hahahahahaha 

While watching the last episode of season 7.

Chelsea: "I talked my way onto the team."

Giiiiiiiiirrrrllllll, you talked you way off of it too.

yes she did.

[dariafan]

1 hour ago, Kayce said:

by the way..LOVE your user name...Daria rocks!!

Thanks!  I think she does too.  I’m looking forward to the release of her Funko 

[Ms. SW]

On 8/28/2019 at 6:03 AM, K10 said:

 that there is a company called The Original Butt Sketch that has an entire team of artists who are hired for corporate events and weddings and retreats much like one would hire a caricature artist except instead of a cartoony version of you in a go-cart, it's your backside and there is always some cutesy phrase written in like 'the best days are ahead' or 'cheers to the years behind us'.  

BUT as I started typing this, I'm now thinking 'that scene hasn't aged well, and if you didn't know any of the backstory (see what I did there) of course it looks horrible.' (And side note: I'm also wondering how that business is doing in 2019.) 

I had forgotten about this. Hubby and I have a Butt Sketch from about 10 years ago. It’s actually cute. I also wonder if he’s still in business. 

[DCCFanInKy]

2 hours ago, Teriyaki Terror said:

Chelsea: "I talked my way onto the team."

Who else in recent years has Kelli said that about?

[ClosetMTTfan]

I’m watching season 8 right now and forgive me for bringing up old garbage, but in my defense I didn’t discover these boards till recently... 

is Paige Elizabeth (rookie TCC in season 8 ) the same one that ends up married to a player? 

Just wondering because they showed her moving in with Jinelle and mentioned that she was a newlywed but her husband was military I think and being deployed... is this the same girl?? #nosy

thanks 🙂

[Holly85]

5 minutes ago, ClosetMTTfan said:

I’m watching season 8 right now and forgive me for bringing up old garbage, but in my defense I didn’t discover these boards till recently... 

is Paige Elizabeth (rookie TCC in season 8 ) the same one that ends up married to a player? 

Just wondering because they showed her moving in with Jinelle and mentioned that she was a newlywed but her husband was military I think and being deployed... is this the same girl?? #nosy

thanks 🙂

Paige Elaine 

[ClosetMTTfan]

Oops you’re right it’s Paige Elaine (I almost just typed Elizabeth again, apparently I can’t keep Elaine in my head) way it was the same gal right? 

[Holly85]

4 minutes ago, ClosetMTTfan said:

Oops you’re right it’s Paige Elaine (I almost just typed Elizabeth again, apparently I can’t keep Elaine in my head) way it was the same gal right? 

Yes she is married to safety Jeff heath 

[DCCFanInKy]

2 minutes ago, Holly85 said:

Yes she is married to safety Jeff heath 

Pls refresh my memory.  Did Paige retire so she could date Jeff or was she released when it was discovered?

[Holly85]

1 minute ago, DCCFanInKy said:

Pls refresh my memory.  Did Paige retire so she could date Jeff or was she released when it was discovered?

She was dating him while she was on the team when it was discovered she quietly retired