S10.E04: Kody's Shocking Move

[Galloway Cave]

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Aspyn goes wedding dress shopping, but after the fun, Kody drops a huge bombshell; with a weird whiteboard presentation, he tells his wives they need to sell their houses and move; Janelle digs in her heels and refuses to do this to her kids

OK, I like the fact that whoever writes the eppie descriptors chose to call Kodouche's presentation weird. And why is he telling the wives to sell their houses? Isn't he on the mortgage of at least two of them (Meri and Robyn)? And as we know, Janelle's heel digging wasn't enough to stop her from being pulled to Flag. 

I wonder how much money they sunk into landscaping before listing the homes.

The only thing I am looking forward to is the Weird Whiteboard Presentation. Preparing my brain to be twisted up in knots.

Edited February 17, 2019 by Galloway Cave

[Kyanight]

6 minutes ago, Galloway Cave said:

I wonder how much money they sunk into landscaping before listing the homes.

$1.69.

[deirdra]

On Zillow they now have what must be drone photos from above.  You can see a major street behind the wall and one of the homes has just concrete and gravel, not a speck of vegetation, in the back yard - it looks like a prison yard.

Edited February 17, 2019 by deirdra

[smarty]

1 hour ago, Galloway Cave said:

I wonder how much money they sunk into landscaping before listing the homes.

They did put some decent money into Meri's backyard.  Before they put them up for sale there was no fence between Meri and Robyn's back yards - it was just one big open area.  They built a concrete wall between Robyn and Meri and sodded Meri's backyard right before they put it up for sale.  The zillow aerial shot shows their old backyards, the zillow pictures of their houses for sale shows the new back yard.  It is obvious why Robyn's sold first, though.  Much better yard!

Can't wait to see Kody's financial justification for the move!!!!!!

[Granny58]

2 hours ago, deirdra said:

On Zillow they now have what must be drone photos from above.  You can see a major street behind the wall and one of the homes has just concrete and gravel, not a speck of vegetation, in the back yard - it looks like a prison yard.

do you have a link?  or more info so we can find it?

[deirdra]

9 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

do you have a link?  or more info so we can find it?

Cult de Sac

4007 Wild Eagle Circle shows the major road behind 4007 and aerial shots of the whole Cult de Sac, including ugly oil stains on the concrete driveways from the various derelict vehicles

Edited February 18, 2019 by deirdra

[suev3333]

Om lordy......Kody's hair has taken on a life of it's own....just cut it for c sakes 🙄

[Armchair Critic]

"Sometimes we're not too functional" - Kody finally speaks the truth!

(what happened to the Live Chat thread?)

[Pepper Mostly]

I was just thinking the same thing. Time to shave your head, Kody.

[Galloway Cave]

Wow. Kody blames the recent problems ALL on Meri. Shithead.

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

(what happened to the Live Chat thread?)

Well, it was supposed to open up, but I think our mod is a busy gal!

[suev3333]

I don't see any loving, warm feelings between any of them.  Kody is like a teacher with a whiteboard while he "instructs"  his wives.    Feels kinda cold to me....I don't feel the love.

[Pollo Loco]

Wtaf Kodi?!? Uproot and traumatize your older kids (AGAIN!!) because you can’t do math in regards to ages or finances. 

[Armchair Critic]

Kody running for office? 😂

[jacksgirl]

Such a contrived plot device. Nobody cares. They aren't United because you're an awful head of the family.

[LucyEth]

Meri has no desire to go back to Utah, she just bought a house in Utah.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Kody. You are definitely suffering from delusions of grandeur. 

[Galloway Cave]

1 minute ago, jacksgirl said:

Such a contrived plot device.

And they are such GOOD actors, playing their parts. /snerk

[VioletNevermind]

This toolbag’s “presentation” reminds me of the one my daughter did for me when she was nine-years-old and wanted to convince me to sign her up for horseback riding lessons.  All that’s missing is the hand-drawn picture of a beautiful stallion.  And the cuteness and common sense arguments.  I cannot stand this jackass.  As I was typing this, I heard the words “run for office” and wanted to throw my entire laptop through the television screen.  Jesus, take the wheel. 

Edited February 18, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Pollo Loco]

“I may be suffering from illusions of grandeur”. MAY be Kody?!? You’re proposing to move to Utah so you can run for office and then change things to how you want them to be. Why not just go for President? Your chances are probably as good. 

[jacksgirl]

So we are a year and 3 months behind? I don't follow these yahoos except on this forum. I know where they are living now, may have to research whose house sold, etc.

Edited February 18, 2019 by jacksgirl

[suev3333]

6 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Meri has no desire to go back to Utah, she just bought a house in Utah.  

I was thinking the same thing! Unbelievable...

[VioletNevermind]

Wake me when they’re done trotting out this old “We were chased out of Utah in the dead of night!” storyline yet again.  

[LucyEth]

They call Aurora, Gwen and Gabriel the triplets, didn't know those 3 were the same age.

[jacksgirl]

Yes Janelle, you are going to pull your kid out of school

[Armchair Critic]

I'm calling bullshit on Kody's "It's about the kids for me"

[Galloway Cave]

Kody. NONE of your kids are "just fine now". They all have their various issues due to you and their mom's being idiots. The girls are marrying the first guy (or gal) that looks at them, just to escape the family. And who knows what will crop up emotionally in the future.

Kody: It's all about the kids. Except I didn't have that in my Weird Whiteboard Presentation.

I cannot handle The Perm.

Edited February 18, 2019 by Galloway Cave

[Pepper Mostly]

Kody does not give a good goddamn about those kids. What a lying liar. He can barely remember their names.

[jacksgirl]

Moving sucks. I get it. People move their kids at inconvenient ages all of the time for jobs, careers, family emergencies and support. It can be very hard on kids. But I still don't get why unless its a plot device.

[suev3333]

2 minutes ago, Galloway Cave said:

Kody. NONE of your kids are "just fine now". They all have their various issues due to you and their mom's being idiots. The girls are marrying the first guy (or gal) that looks at them, just to escape the family. And who knows what will crop up emotionally in the future.

Kody: It's all about the kids. Except I didn't have that in my Weird Whiteboard Presentation.

I cannot handle The Perm.

Pretty soon he's going to be all bald on top and just a tuft of frizz in the back.🤣

[Galloway Cave]

I'M GOING TO LEAD.

Nope. You are going to temper-tantrum until you get your way.

[LucyEth]

I wonder how they ended up where they are now.  

[laurakaye]

Hard to take a guy seriously as a leader when he has a Shirley Temple perm.  What an ass.

[VioletNevermind]

This asshole had better get his head around the fact that some of those kids are old enough to simply refuse to move back to Utah.  I love his repeated insistence that “he will lead” while the wives talk over him and shoot his arguments down at every turn.  What a selfish mofo.  

[GladysCravits]

Kody wants to run for office?😂😂😂😂😂As many people love him as hate Him?   Who does he think he is, the dope.   He says it’s about the kids for  him, what a laugh.   He has always cared about one person, Kody.  I think he’d like to find some place where he could be front and center and ‘lead’ more people than just his wives.  Who would ever follow him anywhere!   He’s an imbecile.  

[Pollo Loco]

2 minutes ago, jacksgirl said:

Moving sucks. I get it. People move their kids at inconvenient ages all of the time for jobs, careers, family emergencies and support. It can be very hard on kids. But I still don't get why unless its a plot device.

Right? He’s upheaving everyone’s lives for no logical reason. Except that Kodi is apparently a real estate guru who knows the market and when to sell. Which is apparently right when he wants to move. That’s convenient. 

[endure]

Duh whatever you say Kody, you da leader 🤪

[ThinkerBell]

The boot lamp. Oh, dear.

[VioletNevermind]

Aww, look at Dayton.  He’s a handsome young man.  I hope he’s able to stay away from his doofus stepfather long enough to develop his own ideas about the world.

[LucyEth]

Just now, ThinkerBell said:

The boot lamp. Oh, dear.

I noticed that too!

[DNR]

Of course Robin goes along with Kodouche

[albarino]

Excuse me, cowboy boot lamp?!?

I'm an Air Force brat and an Air Force retiree.  Cry me a river about the kids.  

They signed up for this lifestyle; this is what happens.  Right or wrong, Kody is their leader, right?

Edited February 18, 2019 by albarino

[Galloway Cave]

Even if the market was sky-high, why sell and move if their life is good there? You live where you are happy and kids are flourishing. This storyline makes no sense. 

Except that they need to get out from under the houses NOW.

[jacksgirl]

Hey Leader. Your family is fractured. Swell job leading so far. 

[LucyEth]

Christine is worried about not being on Kody's good side and damaging their relationship if she protest too much.  In the meantime she tells him to shut up and is quite nasty to him at times.  

[Galloway Cave]

2 minutes ago, albarino said:

I'm an Air Force brat and an Air Force retiree.  Cry me a river about the kids.  

They signed up for this lifestyle; this is what happens.

But these kids didn't sign up for this. It is one thing when a family has to move on a regular basis for work (I moved nine times in eighteen years with my parents). It's another thing when the parents are a bunch of dingbats who are financially irresponsible or just dingbats.

[endure]

Let's pray and then do whatever our leader says even if it's not what we want to do.  So ummm where should we go now?

[deirdra]

People who move to new towns where they have no roots and want to run for office are called "carpetbaggers" and laughed out of town.

[suev3333]

Why the heck does Mary NOT want to be closer to her business??  Just less gas alone would be a plus...weird

[LucyEth]

Robyn will retire from her online jewelry shop I guess.  

[Adeejay]

Based on what I am hearing, it seems as though Robyn is the one behind the move.  And given that she always gets what she wants, it is not a matter of if they will move but rather when.