The GCEh?C: Canadian Episodes (Spoilers for Non-Canadians)

[jewel21]

Sorry if this is off-topic, but what does RME mean?

[klopek]

RME -- roll my eyes.

aka  SHOW face 

Edited January 24, 2016 by klopek

[C76]

Yeah, no.  TPTB have turned Jack into such a candy-assed loser, he'll just look hurt and stand around with his mouth open while Phyllis does whatever the hell she wants.  Same as it ever was.

I miss Marco.

[Petunia13]

I said a while ago on daily thread this hacker girl will be related to someone on the show. It doesn't matter if it makes sense.

I feel like there's too many characters right now and too many people MIA.

[peacheslatour]

I said a while ago on daily thread this hacker girl will be related to someone on the show. It doesn't matter if it makes sense.

I feel like there's too many characters right now and too many people MIA.

I'd keep Hacker Chick if we can say goodbye to Dummer,  Marissa, Prince Boyardee, Stench, Dullan, and Lily and Cane and well, all the Winters' and oh, shit you get my drift.

[valleycliffe]

LOLOL for those of you who watch show, did manjaw really mispronounce "tulle" when describing her crappy bridal wear?

[peacheslatour]

I must have missed it.  Did she pronounce it "tool" or "tull"?

[PatsyandEddie]

"Tull" Yikes!

And yes, I snorted loudly.

[jewel21]

I feel like there's too many characters right now and too many people MIA.

 

Word.

 

And, what the hell happened to Jill? She was screaming and crying and blaming everyone for days and days on end. And then her son miraculously wakes up, and she hasn't been in to see him once. Does she even know Billy woke up? Is she off planning his funeral thinking he's dead? Seriously, WTF show?

[LeftPhalange]

She's humping Colin and hanging out with Cane and the twins.

[movinon]

She can't be humping Collin, with any gratifying results - he's at General Hospital.  I thought he was going back and forth for a few days, but he seems to be on that show almost every day now.

[PatsyandEddie]

Colin should be present to comfort his wife or get her to dial back a tad.

 

I'm quite happy seeing RobertFuckingScorpio any chance I can get him.

[Artsda]

So Phyllis bought the software on Billy's behalf, like she and Billy are a team. The stupid software has 3 owners at this point, Kevin, Phyllis, and Victor. Billy who was brain dead a few hours ago is the one to suggest Phyllis as the kidnapper. lol. So now Phyllis/Billy/Natalie/Kevin are "real" partners and Natalie is working with Victor as a double agent secret fake partner? This whole thing is stupid and is makes no sense confusing. 

 

I think this Nick/Sage with Anderson is a plan to figure her out, but they're taking a big risk with sending Sage to jail/Fairview. 

 

I liked Vicky actually looking worried when she heard about the kidnapping and leaving the hospital to go to be with her family. All she does is sit there and enable Billy and be stepford wife. They're rushing this reunion so much, talking about marrying him again when literally days ago he was drunk driving and gambling? Now he knows who was responsible for Adam's kidnapping and he's no way going to come clean to Vicky. So he's already lying to her.

Edited January 25, 2016 by Artsda

[miamama]

So Phyllis bought the software on Billy's behalf, like she and Billy are a team.

 

Did she use the money she offered to Jack to buy the family cabin? You know after she and Billy put it -- and Jabot -- in jeopardy with Plan A?

 

So after EVERYTHING Billy just went through. After everything Phyllis just watched -- in particular her husband in HELL while his idiot brother not only lost $500 million of his family's money, he also almost got killed by some bookie -- they just go back to another plan, this time involving committing a felony?

 

So what the FUCK was the point of all that Billy dying crap? Just to have Victoria turn into a MORON?

 

I need a break again.

[Artsda]

 

-- they just go back to another plan, this time involving committing a felony?

Because corporate espionage and owing Victor 500 million wasn't enough which hurt Jack a lot. The next plan of Phyllis's was kidnapping Adam which still hurt Jack because he was worried about Adam and even worried Summer too. She seems more Billy's wife than Jack's.

 

But the henchman pointed out to Dylan and Paul that the female kidnapper told him not hurt Adam. So may be that's supposed to make her not look so terrible? lol She can use that as an excuse to Jack "I told him not to hurt Adam!"  Billy can use the excuse of only knowing after the fact.

[movinon]

Colin should be present to comfort his wife or get her to dial back a tad.

 

I'm quite happy seeing RobertFuckingScorpio any chance I can get him.

Me, too.  I like Scorpio so much better than Colin, and he's needed in Port Charles.  Tristan Rogers is a good actor, and is being wasted on show, like everyone else.  Maybe they will decide to keep him, instead of bringing in more characters for nothing.  Am I the only one who dislikes little Jake?  I don't like the character or the actor - I realize this is off-topic - no bunny please, radishcake.

[Thumper82003]

Phyllis was the kidnapper? This amuses me. Also anyone else laugh how little bitty Natalie took on the goon but Adam ran like a little bitch? How the mighty have fallen.

To those of you of a certain age enough to remember the original Batman series: Didn't Natalie beating up the big bad kidnapper remind you of the fight scenes in Batman? All you needed was the cartoon like captions: BAM, POP, OOOFF, ETC.

Another guess for Natalie's origins: Phyllis was in Switzerland with Dummer after her peanut coma. I don't remember who she was messing around with then, but she was married to Nick at the time, lol. It would explain why Natalie & Phyllis got together.

Edited January 26, 2016 by Thumper82003

[valleycliffe]

thumper, phyl boinked jack on the tacky shack sofa, patty saw them and then gave dummer a peanut kiss sending her into a coma and then to switzerland to see doctors there.

[Thumper82003]

thumper, phyl boinked jack on the tacky shack sofa, patty saw them and then gave dummer a peanut kiss sending her into a coma and then to switzerland to see doctors there.

I knew she was doing someone else but CRS who. Thanks! So Natalie could conceivably be Phyllis & Jack or Nick's kid. Not sure of the timing since they soras the characters back & forth, lol. Or Phyllis could have found someone in Switzerland...

[jewel21]

Adam getting so angry and indignant on Sage's behalf was quite hot! I really liked him standing up for her and found they had some nice chemistry in that scene.

 

The rest was boring. Dylan, Abby, blah blah who cares. Even Sharon is failing to hold my interest because the writers are making her so stupid when it comes to Sage and Dr. Anderson.

 

Speaking of, Dr. Anderson is becoming more and more unhinged and transparent. At one point during her rant to Nick, I thought maybe she had lost Nick's kid during her plummet from his roof. But then I thought maybe her talk of loss was just her going on about the accident and stuff. And then I realized I don't care and went back to checking facebook, heh.

[Artsda]

I love when Adam gets angry hate about Nick. I loved him telling Dylan to go home and ask  Sharon who helped her through her bipolar and who dumped and ran out on her. That's Nick to a tee. Sharon he needs to dump and never forgive, but others can do anything they want like Sage lying to his face daily and that's ok!

Edited January 27, 2016 by Artsda

[jewel21]

Artsda I know, I loved that scene where Adam told Dylan to ask Sharon who stuck with her and helped her when she was diagnosed as bipolar. It was a nice little bit of history that I was sure the writers had forgotten about and so I was pleasantly surprised. I need more Sage and Adam interaction and Sharon and Adam interaction. Basically I need Adam to interact with anyone but Chelsea, heh.

[catalogrrr]

Delurking. Not watching regularly. Observations from Canadian's Monday episode:

 

Did TIIC rent out the police station set or something? It seems very strange that Kaptain Kindling is interrogating Thug in TGVN's office. Weird, weird, weird.

 

Sage slapping Dickolas was awesome. I don't like Sage but I like Dickolas even less.

 

NotChloe hacker chick is annoying.

 

Phyllis is going toe-to-toe with TGVN? Cool. I could get behind that.

 

ETA: Dickolas: "Family trumps any law". What in the actual Fuck does that even mean?

 

Back to lurking. Still not watching too regularly. Still missing the heck out of all y'all.

Edited January 27, 2016 by catalogrrr

[Artsda]

 

ETA: Dickolas: "Family trumps any law".

That it's ok to cover up family crimes? Ie Noah running over Billy. Victor covering up Nick's high school party, is what I think it was alluding too,

[C76]

To those of you of a certain age enough to remember the original Batman series: Didn't Natalie beating up the big bad kidnapper remind you of the fight scenes in Batman? All you needed was the cartoon like captions: BAM, POP, OOOFF, ETC.

Another guess for Natalie's origins: Phyllis was in Switzerland with Dummer after her peanut coma. I don't remember who she was messing around with then, but she was married to Nick at the time, lol. It would explain why Natalie & Phyllis got together.

 

 

Technically, I'm not old enough to have seen Batman when it first aired. However, I think there were reruns on when I was younger. If the fight scene was that bad, I can only conclude that their director is the same person who oversaw the production when Avery pushed Joe off of the balcony.

[UsernameFatigue]

Wow, after 22 years of watching this show I have pretty much checked out. Today I didn't even get to the end of the show before I deleted it off my PVR. I am away next week and plan to delete automatic recording off the PVR so it doesn't take up valuable space. There is not one person, couple or storyline that I give a crap about. Not. One. Maybe 22 years has been punishment enough? Freedom feels pretty damn good at this point.

Edited January 28, 2016 by UsernameFatigue

[jewel21]

I can only conclude that their director is the same person who oversaw the production when Avery pushed Joe off of the balcony.

 

*snorts*

 

Hahahaha, I had forgotten about that scene! It was so hilarious, I actually remember laughing out loud and then rewinding it about five times, heh.

[Artsda]

I can't understand Noah at all, NOW he wants Victor to pay for what he did to Marissa? Since when does Noah care about Victor paying now, and he knows now or figured out Luca and Marissa are going after him and wants in. Yet the second someone mentions Billy's accident, Noah's running to Victor for help.

 

Jack caving and rehiring Billy, noo Jack. Because he almost died and is in the hospital lets pass out free passes despite all he did. Jack and Victoria are insta-forgiving him when he did nothing to deserve it. "I never should have cut him loose." Yes you should have. 

 

Victor is being way too accommodating to Natalie. 

 

I hope Dylan figures it out, Phyllis wants to beat Victor so bad she doesn't care who she hurts. 

 

Let's see if they give Victoria a brain back to figure out what Billy's up to and lying about already.

Edited January 28, 2016 by Artsda

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Wow, after 22 years of watching this show I have pretty much checked out. Today I didn't even get to the end of the show before I deleted it off my PVR. I am away next week and plan to delete automatic recording off the PVR so it doesn't take up valuable space. There is not one person, couple or storyline that I give a crap about. Not. One. Maybe 22 years has been punishment enough? Freedom feels pretty damn good at this point.

 

You said exactly how I feel!  I dvr it then end up hitting skip scene by scene when I am not interested in the slightest in the story and next thing I know I am at the previews for another hot mess!  I give huge kudos to those posters who are actually following the storylines which is like playing a game of twister!

 

It is criminal what has happened to the show.  

[PatsyandEddie]

Colour me shocked at Noah's turn about face but I kinda like it.  Finally someone wants the old bastard to pay for something. I don't know why it took so long but at least it's finally happening.

[Artsda]

"So he's letting me play the woman he loves?" Natalie figured out pretty fast Billy's already playing Victoria for the fool she is to instantly take him back.  Billy also knows Vicky would end things with him (for 5 mins) if she found out the truth.

 

I don't get Chelsea. She was angry at Adam when she thought he was working with Luca against Victor. Because Adam promised her he'd changed and wasn't going after Victor anymore. Then she finds out he's working with Victor against Luca and she's STILL angry getting mad that he's helping Victor. WTH? What does she want him to do then? I don't blame Adam for getting mad at the end at her.

 

So Abby's not working for neither Jabot or Newman.  Not sure what they're doing putting her in the lab. Poor clueless Jack, he's thinking he's got family around him when he's got 2 liars who are going to put him in path of another Newman/Victor war.

[LeftPhalange]

I don't get Chelsea. She was angry at Adam when she thought he was working with Luca against Victor. Because Adam promised her he'd changed and wasn't going after Victor anymore. Then she finds out he's working with Victor against Luca and she's STILL angry getting mad that he's helping Victor. WTH? What does she want him to do then? I don't blame Adam for getting mad at the end at her.

 

She doesn't want Adam working with either Prictor or Joe 2.0, which is understandable. Prictor is an untrustworthy backstabbing piece of shit who manipulates everyone and everything for his own benefit and the Santoris are shady criminals. If they managed to get Prictor sent to prison what's stopping Joe 2.0 from going after Adam so he can take NE for himself. 

[PatsyandEddie]

I say let the Santoris have it. Victor has been just as shady in different ways. NE is a dirty business IMO, built on deceit and death due to the human chunk of excrement running it.

[pearlite]

Colour me shocked at Noah's turn about face but I kinda like it.  Finally someone wants the old bastard to pay for something. I don't know why it took so long but at least it's finally happening.

 

Me too--I enjoyed that. I also enjoyed Nick summoning all his brain cells to ally himself with Sage against Dr Idon'tcarewhoyouare.

 

And, UO Alert! I'm enjoying a fair bit of the last few CDN shows--the dialogue's been better--even Chelsea's giving the appearance of a backbone, Nikki brought back the death-glare just for Hilary and saved a little for Victor, and Dr MEK continues to delight me--he's got a good baffled look happening. Summer's turnabout? Oh good Lord! Let's all watch her work on reading medical journals...

[bannana]

I tuned in today and it was truly mind-numbingly bad.  Neil/Hilary/Devon, blech.  Kill me now, or better yet, kill all of them.  Cane/Lily, who cares.

 

However, I did get a pretty good laugh with the Sage/Nick investigating Dr. Sandy Crazypants storyline.  Sandy has some great dialogue and is a fantastic therapist. Sage, if only you had done as I told and stayed away from Nick, you wouldn't be in this mess, now would you?   

 

At least I was spared the Swiss Miss.

[crosby777]

Lauren flat out looks like a prostitute on todays show. I was like wtf?

And Sharon has got to do something to that fucking mop on her head. What is with all the choppy chunks. My hubby thinks she must have been drunk and cut it.

[jewel21]

We finally got Jill back and she doesn't even get a scene with her beloved Billy. Instead she's helping Cane and Lily get back together? Blah.

 

Also, fuck off, Hillary.

 

I hope Deyawn doesn't take her back.

[Petunia13]

We finally got Jill back and she doesn't even get a scene with her beloved Billy. Instead she's helping Cane and Lily get back together? .

Anyone surprised at all? Show of hands...

[movinon]

Lauren flat out looks like a prostitute on todays show. I was like wtf?

And Sharon has got to do something to that fucking mop on her head. What is with all the choppy chunks. My hubby thinks she must have been drunk and cut it.

I think Sharon has very bad extensions, giving her hair that choppy look, especially near the side part.  Maybe Pratt is doing the hair now - he certainly is doing no writing.  I can't comment on Lauren, since I haven't even FF'd yesterdays US show.  Just waiting for 5:00 before I watch pieces of that one - I have to have the Grey Goose.  #trying again

[crosby777]

Her extensions are getting worse. They look so choppy and sloppy. I don't get why she hangs onto this bad look. The hairstylist for the show said SC likes her hair this way.... she needs a mirror if that is the case... I think Lauren always looks like a pro but especially so on todays us show... cheers to the grey goose.. yummy stuff

[pearlite]

C'mon everybody!

 

Sure, Jill was back with Colin Scorpio--and she was wearing a great suit. As noted, Lauren, in February, in Wisconsin, is rocking the bondage look..in the hokiest series of scenes that any screen-writing intern/chimp could write.  Just get Lily and Cane off my screen, please.

 

But hey now--Dr Idontcarewhoyouare is making her move! Excitement reigns supreme. Or not.

[Foghorn Leghorn]

The role of Chelsea is now being played by Morticia...

[boes]

The role of Chelsea is now being played by Morticia...

In designs by Cousin It.

Sorry, Cousin It 2.0

[peacheslatour]

The role of Chelsea is now being played by Morticia...

Oh, I WISH!  That would be awesome!

[Petunia13]

I thought Cousin It was her sister in law.

[bannana]

What?  Sage got herself admitted to a psychiatric institution and is surprised when they think she's got mental health issues and inject her with drugs!  How could that happen?

 

The Adam/Luca stuff is really boring.

 

JT is okay as Billy, but I guess I just realized I don't like Billy after all.

[movinon]

JT is okay as Billy, but I guess I just realized I don't like Billy after all.

I am so frustrated because I don't like him either and I thought he was a fairly decent actor.  Now that I'm watching him on Y&R, I'm beginning to wonder why I liked him as Patrick on GH.  Maybe I didn't like him after all. I just felt sorry for him because stupid Robyn kept disappearing and everybody wanted him to do something - like W H A T ???  I should give him a break - he's had nothing intelligent to say on either show because the writers all suck.  I don't like him with Mop, and I don't like him with Phyllis, so maybe I just don't like him at all.  I just know I don't like Billy at all right now.  Sorry, JT.

[jewel21]

For years I was always indifferent to Billy. That is until Billy Miller took over the role. Since BM left, I've gone back to being indifferent, heh.

[IOU Payne]

I don't recognize JT as Billy - every time he appears on screen, I have a moment of thinking that Joe Clark is back.  I miss RealBilly (either Billy Miller's version or Burgess Jenkins')

[Foghorn Leghorn]

They should have killed Billy off!