Farrah

[Brooklynista]

See why Teen Mom didn't want her back?

But they welcome back convict Amber? She may be weird as shit, but at least her shit is legal.

[wrestlesflamingos]

My suspicion is Farrah is doing web cam work and MTV doesn't want the association with internet sex workers. It's not much of a suspicion, her show isn't hard to find.

[NikSac]

Holy shitballs! Someone actually wants a Farrah Blow up????? What? Are they gonna throw darts at it??

 

I was thinking they should've used her recent Botox-induced duck face lips on the blowup. Actually I thought they did when I first saw it, then realized what the mouth was and that I'm just not that familiar with blowup dolls. Still, I think that would've added an extra layer of funny to this photo.

[MissMel]

I was thinking they should've used her recent Botox-induced duck face lips on the blowup. Actually I thought they did when I first saw it, then realized what the mouth was and that I'm just not that familiar with blowup dolls. Still, I think that would've added an extra layer of funny to this photo.

This sounds like a porn blooper!

[wrestlesflamingos]

Porn Blooper: the pizza comes and you politely pay him with cash and close the door.

[cheatincheetos]

I was thinking they should've used her recent Botox-induced duck face lips on the blowup. Actually I thought they did when I first saw it, then realized what the mouth was and that I'm just not that familiar with blowup dolls. Still, I think that would've added an extra layer of funny to this photo.

One article sported the Botox fiasco photo along with the news that she would be in a horror flick. And I thought for a sec that she had deformed her lips for the horror movie script.

Edited January 30, 2015 by cheatincheetos

[dorcastrilling]

According to Teen Mom Junkies Farrah is back. Seriously.

[NikSac]

According to Teen Mom Junkies Farrah is back. Seriously.

 

huh... I figured the other girls could be bought into allowing her back in if they were paid enough. I don't know if that's the case, but it's my guess.

[dorcastrilling]

I'm just hoping she overshadows that smug Maci to the nth. Drowning out Catelynn's thunder would be nice too.

[FairyDusted]

I just read that this morning. Ruined my whole fucking weekend. She's not changing anything? Really MTV?? Having her get off in Limos while portraying her a struggling teen mom? Gonna show that?

[bref]

Probably the nail in the coffin of any intention I might have had to tune in, as I seriously cannot watch Farrah. So odd that the only one I really care about is Amber, who gave me some hope for her with her jailhouse interview--and I think returning to this show is a horrible idea for her recovery, so I don't think I was down to watch that anyway. Catelynn is a sweet girl but uninteresting and kind of pathetic, Maci is a self-involved bitch...you know what, Farrah may have done me a favor on further reflection. There is really nothing here for me to enjoy anymore. 

[wrestlesflamingos]

I honestly feel the same way as Bref. Its curious MTV hasn't announced the air dates for Teen Mom. They sat on Teen Mom 3 until they had a schedule hole and ran the footage out. Maybe they'll do that with Teen Mom. I have to watch it. Save yourselves.

[SlothLoveChunk]

I hate Farrah with the heat of 1,000 suns.  So I'll be glued to the television when this airs because I'm a glutton for punishment.

[Brooklynista]

I'm here fo Farrah and all er madness. I'm here for Michael and I'm definitely here for Debra. If I'm lucky I'll get another bit of Debra popping Farrah in the mouth for lipping off.

What I can't take is dull ass Maci ot that Stage 4 stalker Catelynn.

[fliptopbox]

I'm here fo Farrah and all er madness. I'm here for Michael and I'm definitely here for Debra. If I'm lucky I'll get another bit of Debra popping Farrah in the mouth for lipping off.

What I can't take is dull ass Maci ot that Stage 4 stalker Catelynn.

Right there with you. I'll bring the popcorn.

[FairyDusted]

and chocolate covered pretzels.

[ghoulina]

I hate Farrah with the heat of 1,000 suns.  So I'll be glued to the television when this airs because I'm a glutton for punishment.

 

Pretty much sums up my reason for watching. 

 

And, I have this hope that Amber will finally straighten herself out?

[LexiconDevilOne]

Pretty much sums up my reason for watching. 

 

And, I have this hope that Amber will finally straighten herself out?

Farrah, no comment.

 

Why/How do you have hope for Amber?  I lost any the day she got of of jail and let MTV film her.

[SlothLoveChunk]

I hope I don't get struck by lightening for saying this, but I find Sophia an incredibly unattractive child.  She 100% looks like her dad, which is odd because in the pictures they've shown on him in Teen Mom he's not horrible looking, but I guess his looks don't translate to a 5 year old girl. On the other side though, from the little bit shown during the Catch Up special, Sophi seems like a sweet girl.  Which is a huge feat considering who's raising her.  I'm sure we'll see if this is true after they air more footage.

[LexiconDevilOne]

I hope I don't get struck by lightening for saying this, but I find Sophia an incredibly unattractive child.  She 100% looks like her dad, which is odd because in the pictures they've shown on him in Teen Mom he's not horrible looking, but I guess his looks don't translate to a 5 year old girl. On the other side though, from the little bit shown during the Catch Up special, Sophi seems like a sweet girl.  Which is a huge feat considering who's raising her.  I'm sure we'll see if this is true after they air more footage.

 

You're not alone. I don't think Bentley, Issac, or Addi are cute either.

 

I have less hope for Sophia coming out a well rounded, sweet, thoughtful adult, than I do for either of Janelles kids. Farrahs entire family are chalk full of nuts. All of them. She might not end up with legal problems, maybe even graduate from college,  but I have no doubt she'll end up with tremendous social ills. A psychiatrist would have a field day with her family members.

[FairyDusted]

Farrah is just so horrid! I hit delete after she casts her guests out! I highly doubt she has a real friend. She is.......something else! 

[DoctorWhovian]

I hope I don't get struck by lightening for saying this, but I find Sophia an incredibly unattractive child.  She 100% looks like her dad, which is odd because in the pictures they've shown on him in Teen Mom he's not horrible looking, but I guess his looks don't translate to a 5 year old girl. On the other side though, from the little bit shown during the Catch Up special, Sophi seems like a sweet girl.  Which is a huge feat considering who's raising her.  I'm sure we'll see if this is true after they air more footage.

 

Sophia is ugly. She may grow into her looks but for now, she is just very awkward.

[Maharincess]

I agree about Sophia. Poor kid. Its probably better that she's not a beauty. I can see Farrah being jealous of her if she's prettier.

[FairyDusted]

Again....You hit the mark. BINGO Maharincess! On fire today.

[LexiconDevilOne]

I agree about Sophia. Poor kid. Its probably better that she's not a beauty. I can see Farrah being jealous of her if she's prettier.

I don't think it will matter what she 'looks' like, and I agree with everyone, I hope these kids do grow into their looks.

 

 

Sophia is always going to be 'younger' than Farrah, something that will eat away at Farrah, as she ages.

[ghoulina]

I can see Farrah being one of those moms who hits on her daughter's male friends to try and prove that she's still got it. 

[FairyDusted]

'hits? More likely pulls up her dress. Or sits down.

[Maharincess]

I think no matter if she ends up pretty or not I think she'll hear a lot of "you're cute but mama is prettier. As soon as we fix your teeth and nose and chin and boobs and butt and...you might be pretty then but mama will always be prettiest".

Yeah, I've thought about this way too much. That poor kid will have no self esteem at all by the time Farrah is done with her.

Edited February 25, 2015 by Maharincess

[DoctorWhovian]

Someone else mentioned how all of Farrah's (terrible) nicknames for Sophia are all about how cute she is. I was so grossed out by how that family talks about Sophia that I didn't even notice that. Someone (who enjoys torturing themselves) should go through and list out every name Farrah uses to refer to Sophia in the catch up special.

 

Hopefully Sophia will have some non-familial role model in her life so that she leaves for college and never comes back. Otherwise "boo boo" is screwed.

[FairyDusted]

I don't think "Soph" or Sophie" is bad at all. But Leah Louanne "BOO BOO" is pretty low bar.

[Maharincess]

Amber pronounces it "Bew Bew" which sounds even worse.

[FairyDusted]

I must have blocked that out!

[Maharincess]

She missed Bew Bew when she was in jell.

[DoctorWhovian]

There is definitely nothing wrong with Soph or Sophia. But it was everything else. 

[kathy42977]

It's a real shame that Farrah has not matured at all.

I watched her catch up special and it was just as I thought it would be. Farrah is still blaming everybody but herself for all her problems. She's the "victim".

At least the other moms were able to admit some mistakes they made. They cringed at some of the old footage.

But not Farrah. Oh no.

I will admit I am glad she is back for the new Teen Mom. Sophia is easily the most unattractive child from any of the Teen Mom shows. But she is still my favorite. I get the feeling she understands exactly how screwed up Farrah is.

I enjoyed watching Sophia give Farrah straight hell on last year's Teen Mom special. And I have a feeling we are going to see even more with this new season. I feel kids should be respectful and not talk back to their parents.

But I give Sophia a pass. I enjoyed watching her hit out at Farrah and try to kick her. I want Sophia to treat Farrah the way Farrah treats Debra and Michael. Maybe Sophia can start calling Farrah by her name instead of calling her mommy.

It's terrible of me but I want Sophia to be the child from hell. It would be delicious to watch. Maybe Farrah will recognize her child is behaving exactly like her.

[truelovekiss]

The producer (Farrah's only friend) really hit the nail on the head when she said the Abrahams were the most "interesting" family ever. I needed a gallon and a half of brain bleach when My-cole was talking about how his daughter isn't a whore.

Does anyone remember Farrah having a sister, Ashley? Do we know what she's up to?

[Maharincess]

I've been reading the Teen Mom Facebook pages (don't judge me! I'm bored) 99 percent of the comments are all about how people hate Farrah and won't watch if she's on.

I don't understand this. I don't like Farrah. To be honest, I don't like any of them from 1 2 or 3 except Chelsea but how is Farrah worse than Amber?

Farrah is a raging bitch, but so is Amber and Amber's bitchiness turns violent on a dime.

I just don't understand how an abusive, drug addicted ex con who doesn't have custody of her own child is better than Farrah.

They all call Farrah a whore. I don't "slut shame" but Amber has had more sexual partners on the show than Farrah has.

Yet because she's done LEGAL adult entertainment she's worse than Amber or Jenelle.

[DangerousMinds]

And they will watch anyway. All hypocrisy.

[ghoulina]

I agree that it's pretty hypocritical. However, the difference I see in Farrah and Amber is that Amber has at least somewhat admitted her faults and tried to get help. It may not have worked, given that she's putting her life back into the circus ring. But I've never seen Farrah acknowledge any shortcomings on her end or try and become a better person. I've only ever seen entitlement and narcissism. ;Porn tapes aside, Farrah has gotten into violent fights with her mother, she is nasty and condescending to practically everyone she interacts with, and we've seen several instances of her being dangerous and neglectful with Sophia. But whenever she is called out on anything, she either deflects with her ugly cry and tries to play victim, or she gets insanely defensive and refuses to admit fault in anything. I have seen SOME contrition with Amber, but never out of Amber.

[SlothLoveChunk]

These people are crazy.  I'll be watching BECAUSE of Farrah.  I was actually disappointed when she wasn't signed on for the latest season at first.  To be clear, I won't be watching because I love or support Farrah.  I'll be watching because I literally can't wait to see how ridiculous she'll be next. 

 

With most reality TV shows when there's a "crazy" character, you can usually tell if they're exaggerating themselves for the camera.  Even if they're not, a lot of times you can find a glimmer of redeaming qualities in that person.  Or you read about their decades of substance abuse and their actions might make some kind of weird sense.  I see none of that with Farrah.  She is TRULY 100% delusional and crazy and narcisistic.  It's fascinating to watch.

[Brooklynista]

^^THIS! All day this. I really wonder what MTV was thinking in the original plan to have the show w/o Farrah. What was the draw?? Maci's dry ass?? Maybe Stage 4 clinger Catelynn? Nuh uh. It's Farrah and I'm glad they realize it.

I for one am here for the crazy. Hell take me to some porn meetings. Show me how a vagina mold is made. I'm in for all of it.

[wrestlesflamingos]

I have a feeling her illness has become pronounced enough that it's not fun to watch anymore. Its funny to see a teen be hateful, its less funny to watch an adult struggle with perception problems. Farrah isn't savvy enough for the sex work world at her baseline, her mental illness on top of low intelligence is leading her towards a sad outcome.

[fliptopbox]

I caught the last 10 minutes or so of a local radio interview with Farrah yesterday. Oddly enough she sounded not very crazy, and rather positive. She did correct the one DJ (Nipsey) for calling her porn tape a porn....but that was pretty much the worst I heard. So apparently she can turn the bitch off when she wants to. Even after they hung up with her Jen Shade (another DJ) commented on how not crazy she seemed. It was odd, considering they were talking about our batshit crazy girl Farrah. And I learned she has some frozen food line coming out sometime soon...did not know that. They also asked her what she saw herself doing at 40, and she babbled on about being this great businsesswoman by then. But yeah. I wonder if I can find the entire interview in the Peoples' Morning Show (105.7 the X) archives anywhere. On another note, they really are the best morning show team I've ever heard....and in Harrisburg of all places. Go figure. But they rock....I just get disappointed that they run from 5-9am since I usually am not up that early.

 

Okay I checked, no Farrah interview in their podcast sections....but seriously the crying hour bits are amazing. Every Thurs they pick a theme and have to stick with it from 6-7am. Nipsey has the fake cry down to a science, maybe he can give Farrah lessons.

Edited March 22, 2015 by fliptopbox

[pakalolo]

I have a feeling her illness has become pronounced enough that it's not fun to watch anymore. Its funny to see a teen be hateful, its less funny to watch an adult struggle with perception problems. Farrah isn't savvy enough for the sex work world at her baseline, her mental illness on top of low intelligence is leading her towards a sad outcome.

I personally think Farrah has severe character flaws and is stunted emotionally from her childhood with Debra, I don't feel she has a mental illness at all. I do agree with your assesment of her intelligence level and think she is headed down a dreary path.

I just can't stop watching, it kills me to say it but I would watch her in a show by herself, not acting, just her day to day delusional life. I don't wish for her to have more fame or make money off her bitchyness but I still want to see what she does next. The way she and Debra keep denying that Farrah is in the porn industry is hilarious, Debra keeps blathering on about good Christian business women and whatnot and Farrah's ridiculous ongoing claim that her private sex tape was leaked but then she asks "Will you please buy a silicone mold of my actual butt hole for the sole purpose of using it to pretend that you are having anal sex with me? Thanks!"

Priceless, you can't write this stuff and if you did I don't think anyone could act it convincingly.

[FozzyBear]

Watching the clip, I felt like I was watching Farrah's own childhood except I doubt Deborah had a sex tape. However, a hysterical mom with no sense of boundaries or proportion that you have to sooth after temper tantrums. Yeah, I think Farrah lived through that.

[LIGirl]

Does anyone remember Farrah having a sister, Ashley? Do we know what she's up to?

 

 

I came here to ask the same question, truelovekiss.  Whatever happened to her?  Does she have any sort of semblance of a relationship with Farrah, Sophia, or the rest of the family and want to be completely off camera, or did she cut ties with everything and everyone?  Is she the only sane one of the bunch?

 

Does anyone also maybe know what might have made Farrah one of the most unlikable humans on the face of the earth?  I truly think she does have a serious mental illness because what the hell happened to her as a child?  The only thing I can recall from somewhere (I think it was an on-camera conversation with the aforementioned sister) was that Farrah spent a lot of time essentially being raised by her grandmother because her mother was always working and/or going to school or something along those lines.  If that's the case, then Jesus, we'd have a shitload of mentally ill narcissists walking around with the way kids have full-time working/schooling parents these days.  Or was Farrah violently beaten, sexually abused, locked in a cage 24/7, or raised by wolves in the mountains as a child?  What gives?  I also seem to recall a dramatic revealing moment she had with her therapist on "Couples Therapy" that supposedly explained why Farrah was so fucked in the head that it drove the therapist to tears and said it was the most "horrific" thing she's ever heard or something.  Of course, that was all confessed off-camera, so while I want to give Farrah the benefit of the doubt that there is such a horrible reason why she's so fucked, I also, sad to say, tend to believe it was all made up bullshit for attention.  Ugh, this is driving me crazy... not Farrah-type crazy, though.

Edited March 23, 2015 by LIGirl

[Maharincess]

LIGirl, the way I look at it is sometimes a bitch is just a bitch. No reason, no mental illness just a straight up bitch.

My best friend is the sweetest, most loving, caring person I've ever known. Her sister is the biggest piece of shit asshole I've ever met. Same parents,same childhood but they couldn't be more different if one of them was from Mars.

I just don't think there always has to be a mental illness or traumatic reason for some people to act horribly and treat people badly.

Like I said, sometimes a bitch is just a bitch.

[MissMel]

Can anyone recall Farrah ever, legitimately, say "thank you" to anyone at all? I don't mean the snotty "ok, yeah, thanks" that sounds like "ok, yeah, shut up now" but just a genuine thank you. I can't think of one time. I'm watching the marathon and still haven't heard it once fall from her lips.

[zenme]

At some point medical professionals need to arrive at the Abraham household with 3 straightjackets, cart Michael, Farrah, and Debra away, and drop Sophia (along with Jace), off with Brandon and Teresa. Those people are deeeluusional!

 

Edited March 25, 2015 by zenme

[cheatincheetos]

Surprising no one....

 

http://starcasm.net/archives/310783