Farrah

[FortKnox]

Someone paid $100 to see Farrah poop.

 

[Jennifersdc]

4 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

The Harvard Extension School programs are part of the University, but as you would imagine have different admissions than the traditional undergraduate. I know several people who did their graduate degrees through the Extension School. Unless Farrah has received a bachelor degree from an accredited college or university, she’s not eligible to enroll in graduate program. But when has reality stopped Farrah from spouting off?

I must ask. Did they pay $50K?

Edited April 11, 2021 by Jennifersdc

[MargeGunderson]

10 hours ago, Jennifersdc said:

I must ask. Did they pay $50K?

Probably not, I think they all got tuition reimbursement through their jobs. 

[Snarky McSnarky]

On 4/10/2021 at 4:40 PM, MargeGunderson said:

 But when has reality stopped Farrah from spouting off?

Her entire LinkedIn page is one big listing of half-truths and outright lies.

[qtpye]

On 4/12/2021 at 4:26 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

Her entire LinkedIn page is one big listing of half-truths and outright lies.

Can you imagine if she had used her money to get education and experience instead of butt implants and anal porn...she would be a totally different person.

Edited April 17, 2021 by qtpye

[Snarky McSnarky]

On 4/12/2021 at 7:49 PM, qtpye said:

Can you imagine if she had used her money to get educated and experience instead of butt implants and anal porn...she would be a totally different person.

She may have even learned how to spell "Harvard" correctly.

[qtpye]

On 4/17/2021 at 2:56 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

She may have even learned how to spell "Harvard" correctly.

I kind of wonder how much money Farrah has left? I know you can make a ton of money in social media nowadays but she has not been on Teen Mom for a while now but always seems to be off doing something weird. She might also be aging out of porn as well.

Of course d-list celebrities seem to make millions from Only Fans so who knows?

Edited April 23, 2021 by qtpye

[UniqBlue69]

Farrah Abraham Slams Daughter Sophia for “Wasting” Her Time & Being “Rude” in Strange Instagram Rant

This bitch is scum.

[Aradea831]

You know, Im actually fully rooting for Sophia at this point. Sure, there a decent chance she will be as delusional as her mom (and grandmom) but I hope that she sees it and go the total opposite. A tell all book wouldnt hurt either! (Also am I the only one who thinks she growing into her looks? I forgot Farrah used to be pretty before she did whatever the hell shes done to herself.)

 

[toodywoody]

Sounds like Sophia has turned right into Farrah and is acting the same way Farrah did with her parents. That's what she gets for being a giant asshole.

And tween needs therapy for having hair and body odor? No Farrah she needs therapy because of you and your wacky ass mom.

Edited April 23, 2021 by toodywoody

[iwantcookies]

I hope Sofabed gives Farrah hell in a few years. 
 

Haha laughs evilly 🤣😎🥳

[Snarky McSnarky]

Farrah has removed all references to Harvard on LinkedIn, reportedly because she could not provide them with proof of attendance.  So much for her fictional "Masters of Arts" degree. 

[MargeGunderson]

41 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Farrah has removed all references to Harvard on LinkedIn, reportedly because she could not provide them with proof of attendance.  So much for her fictional "Masters of Arts" degree. 

I’m surprised she removed them. Usually when she’s caught in a lie she doubles down.

[Andreamac]

I just have to put this out there.. Farrah you are the reason your daughter doesn’t want to go to your moms wedding. These are not her own genuine feelings she is just going off of how u feel and I think  you are wrong for the whole thing.  You don’t have to like your moms bf  but she is grown and so are u! It’s not like u have to live with him And be raised by him. So let your mom be happy and just be happy for her! you are the one that brings drama as far as I can see.. you need to grow up  it’s not your place to decide who your mom should and should not be with! Live and let live! Sheesh!   And stop forcing your feelings on your daughter and driving a wedge between her and her grandma !  

[Jennifersdc]

On 5/13/2021 at 1:50 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

Farrah has removed all references to Harvard on LinkedIn, reportedly because she could not provide them with proof of attendance.  So much for her fictional "Masters of Arts" degree. 

I didn’t know LinkedIn checked resumes. 

[Snarky McSnarky]

7 minutes ago, Jennifersdc said:

I didn’t know LinkedIn checked resumes. 

I know, right?  Maybe someone (or Harvard) advised them of the fraud.

[qtpye]

On 5/13/2021 at 2:32 PM, MargeGunderson said:

I’m surprised she removed them. Usually when she’s caught in a lie she doubles down.

Usually, we would get a giant word salad from Farrah about how she was actually asked to teach classes at Harvard because of her amazing celebrity business acumen and she refused because she was too busy.

This would be the reason they had no record of attendance.

Never mind the explanation would not make any sense...logic has never stopped Farrah.

Edited May 14, 2021 by qtpye

[Jennifersdc]

7 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

I know, right?  Maybe someone (or Harvard) advised them of the fraud.

I did note looking at it the second time around she had it as Havard. Excuse me if somebody more astute than me posted that earlier.

Edited May 15, 2021 by Jennifersdc
Credit to my old friend Mr/Ms McSnarky

[Snarky McSnarky]

Farrah on Spring Break from Harvard/Havard.

[Stusan]

7 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Farrah on Spring Break from Harvard/Havard.

There is something about this photo that makes me think of a Clydesdale trotting away. No offense to Clydesdales.

[qtpye]

4 hours ago, Stusan said:

There is something about this photo that makes me think of a Clydesdale trotting away. No offense to Clydesdales.

I can’t get over how unflattering it is for an obvious posed shot. The Kard/Jenners at least manage to look sexy with their fake bodies...Farrah, not so much.

[JocelynCavanaugh]

Farrah has always been remarkably unsexy for someone who is that sexualized. 

[MargeGunderson]

Farrah looks like she has diaper cream smeared on her ass.

[qtpye]

4 hours ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

Farrah has always been remarkably unsexy for someone who is that sexualized. 

Yes, that is a perfect way to describe her. She kind of always has been this way even before the surgeries and porn when she was a relatively attractive girl.

[Picture It. Sicily]

You're supposed to rub the sunblock into your skin, Farrah 

[Snarky McSnarky]

Mayor?  Senator?  Governor?

[iwantcookies]

Jezus Leah on a cracker! 

Imagine if she wins!?

[MargeGunderson]

Well that makes total sense, considering her long history of public service. 

[iwantcookies]

25 minutes ago, MargeGunderson said:

Well that makes total sense, considering her long history of public service. 

In Dubai haha

She should run for office there!

[MargeGunderson]

OMG, I hope that Deb records a campaign song. It would be gold, I tell you!

[qtpye]

I have to hand it to Farrah...she certainly knows how to keep the freak train trudging along in order to get attention.

2 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Mayor?  Senator?  Governor?

If I had no clue who Farrah was, then I would be asking why is this 40-year-old talking about turning 30? I do not think that 40-year-olds are old but Farrah ages herself horribly with her surgeries and hard makeup choices.

She looks like a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race, except those girls, give much better face.

[iwantcookies]

A song by Deb:

Oh Farrah. Oh Farrah is the best! 
She will poop on you!

She will even tickle your pickle for a nickel!

Oh Farrah. Oh Farrah is the best!

She will do anything for you.

Whatever your heart desires! 
Just vote for Farrah won’t you?!

Farrah, Farrah is the best!

She is begging on her knees!

End of song.
 

 

(I know it’s lame lol)

Edited May 24, 2021 by iwantcookies

[qtpye]

2 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

A song by Deb:

Oh Farrah. Oh Farrah is the best! 
She will poop on you!

She will even tickle your pickle for a nickel!

Oh Farrah. Oh Farrah is the best!

She will do anything for you.

Whatever your heart desires! 
Just vote for Farrah won’t you?!

Farrah, Farrah is the best!

 

 

This is too good to be a Deb OG Executive MBA original.

[ginger90]

🤦‍♀️

[Jennifersdc]

Priceless...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.the-sun.com/entertainment/2955032/teen-mom-farrah-abraham-ordered-pay-unpaid-rent-lawsuit/amp/

If she’d only paid the $100K for back rent they were originally asking.

They literally went after the money they spent in commissions and tenant improvements to get her into the space. And then also what it cost them to release it. Plus legal fees. They got everything they were asking to the tune of $700K.

Like she’s ever going to pay it. Godspeed!

 

 

[qtpye]

14 minutes ago, Jennifersdc said:

Priceless...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.the-sun.com/entertainment/2955032/teen-mom-farrah-abraham-ordered-pay-unpaid-rent-lawsuit/amp/

If she’d only paid the $100K for back rent they were originally asking.

They literally went after the money they spent in commissions and tenant improvements to get her into the space. And then also what it cost them to release it. Plus legal fees. They got everything they were asking to the tune of $700K.

Like she’s ever going to pay it. Godspeed!

 

 

Does Farrah still own her houses?

Can they seize her property in order to satisfy the judgement?

[Jennifersdc]

1 hour ago, qtpye said:

Does Farrah still own her houses?

Can they seize her property in order to satisfy the judgement?

Farrah don’t own shit. Maybe some high end handbags. Probably good fakes like Taylor Armstrong’s too.

[Snarky McSnarky]

I wonder if Farrah is going to add "loser of a huge court verdict" to her LinkedIn summary:

F&S By Farrah Inc.

My public services, brand of my brands, Independent contractor to other companies, development , and shaping the world for top success.

In other news, she has returned Harvard to the top of her page, but added Harvard Extension under the "Education" listing.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/farrahabraham

[qtpye]

3 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

I wonder if Farrah is going to add "loser of a huge court verdict" to her LinkedIn summary:

F&S By Farrah Inc.

My public services, brand of my brands, Independent contractor to other companies, development , and shaping the world for top success.

In other news, she has returned Harvard to the top of her page, but added Harvard Extension under the "Education" listing.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/farrahabraham

 

6 hours ago, Jennifersdc said:

Farrah don’t own shit. Maybe some high end handbags. Probably good fakes like Taylor Armstrong’s too.

This judgement might mean she will file for bankruptcy. There is no way she is going to pay that $700k.

[JocelynCavanaugh]

“Farrah is the #1 reality star and she has out grown and rose above the statics of teen pregnancy as 1out of every 4 women beat the depressive statics of teen pregnancy.”

I know her writing has always been batshit, but wow. 

The profile currently says MA, Harvard University, and “current Masters At Harvard University in creative writing and literature expected 2023.” I don’t see Extension on the mobile site, at least nowhere in the Harvard mentions at the top.
 

1. This has to be a lie.

2. Creative Writing graduate programs are usually an MFA, not MA (not always, don’t @ me!)

3. They almost always require a BA or BFA to be admitted, not “a dynamic honorable education foundation graduating with honors prior dual associate degree in culinary arts and management , graduated honors entertainment business 2020.” 

4. Harvard isn’t actually a top graduate program for Creative Writing. Believe it or not — I’m sure Farrah wouldn’t — University of Iowa is. Right in her home state! I actually can’t find an MA or MFA in CW on the Harvard University website, just an ALM through the Extension School, which I’m sure is a great opportunity, but it is not an MA and not Harvard University. (An ALM is basically a graduate degree for people who just want to go back to school for the challenge, but don’t plan to pursue a doctorate or a career in academia. That’s why they’re often evening and/or online programs.)

5. Getting a degree in CW doesn’t mean you have perfect grammar and punctuation, and some of the students in my program (undergraduate, but top 25) weren’t always on top of their subject-verb agreement or dangling modifiers or whatever, but they were functionally literate! And they had some spark of creativity, however faint. They read a lot, all kinds of writing, and they understood, for the most part, just how little clout was involved in getting a degree in Creative Writing...

[Snarky McSnarky]

2 hours ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

The profile currently says MA, Harvard University, and “current Masters At Harvard University in creative writing and literature expected 2023.” I don’t see Extension on the mobile site, at least nowhere in the Harvard mentions at the top.
 

Scroll WAAAY down to the "Education" heading, and she lists Harvard Extension next to Activities and Societies.   Why?  Only Farrah knows.

[Nicmar]

3 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Scroll WAAAY down to the "Education" heading, and she lists Harvard Extension next to Activities and Societies.   Why?  Only Farrah knows.

I wonder if its Coursera she is going to?? you can go on there and take classes for from different universities in the US and around the world and they are some paid courses as well Maybe That what Farrah is doing! lol

[JocelynCavanaugh]

7 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Scroll WAAAY down to the "Education" heading, and she lists Harvard Extension next to Activities and Societies.   Why?  Only Farrah knows.

God bless her. She's barely literate, but she does try to be strategic. If Harvard doesn't like people pretending they're more involved in the school than they really are, I'm guessing that making the distinction that far down the page, after mentioning Harvard without "Extension" after it several times, is not going to cut it! 

4 hours ago, Nicmar said:

I wonder if its Coursera she is going to?? you can go on there and take classes for from different universities in the US and around the world and they are some paid courses as well Maybe That what Farrah is doing! lol

That could be it, too, but if so, she's still not pursuing an MA at Harvard University! I actually took an MIT class via EdX last fall for professional development. It was neat, I'm glad I did it, and I absolutely do not list MIT in the education section of my CV! 

I'm not really that upset about Farrah's pathetic attempt to mislead people, in case it seems that way. Obviously most will not be fooled or think it's proof of Harvard's decline! It's just amusing to dissect the exact ways in which she's making a fool of herself, and I so rarely have any use for my knowledge of graduate school and arts & humanities programs. 

[qtpye]

2 minutes ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

God bless her. She's barely literate, but she does try to be strategic. If Harvard doesn't like people pretending they're more involved in the school than they really are, I'm guessing that making the distinction that far down the page, after mentioning Harvard without "Extension" after it several times, is not going to cut it! 

That could be it, too, but if so, she's still not pursuing an MA at Harvard University! I actually took an MIT class via EdX last fall for professional development. It was neat, I'm glad I did it, and I absolutely do not list MIT in the education section of my CV! 

I'm not really that upset about Farrah's pathetic attempt to mislead people, in case it seems that way. Obviously most will not be fooled or think it's proof of Harvard's decline! It's just amusing to dissect the exact ways in which she's making a fool of herself, and I so rarely have any use for my knowledge of graduate school and arts & humanities programs. 

Farrah has got the delusions of grandeur that usually come with being an A-list celebrity and she is barely a Z-list celebrity. In fact, since she has not been on Teen Mom for a while, at this point she is barely any type of celebrity at all.

[JocelynCavanaugh]

4 minutes ago, qtpye said:

Farrah has got the delusions of grandeur that usually come with being an A-list celebrity and she is barely a Z-list celebrity. In fact, since she has not been on Teen Mom for a while, at this point she is barely any type of celebrity at all.

I'm honestly kind of jealous of her "confidence." So many years in non-Harvard academia can really give you a complex.

[MargeGunderson]

If Farrah actually gets a degree, it will be from Harvard University. The degrees from the Extension School and the other professional schools (business, law, etc) are granted by Harvard University, not the individual schools. So she’s not technically wrong, but it’s misleading at best. And I’m sure she doesn’t know this. I doubt she will even finish a single class. Can you imagine trying to grade anything she writes? What a nightmare that would be. (Not that I think she writes what she posts; I think is done by a service she uses that employs barely literate people for whom English is not their first language).

[JocelynCavanaugh]

59 minutes ago, MargeGunderson said:

If Farrah actually gets a degree, it will be from Harvard University. The degrees from the Extension School and the other professional schools (business, law, etc) are granted by Harvard University, not the individual schools. So she’s not technically wrong, but it’s misleading at best. And I’m sure she doesn’t know this. I doubt she will even finish a single class. Can you imagine trying to grade anything she writes? What a nightmare that would be. (Not that I think she writes what she posts; I think is done by a service she uses that employs barely literate people for whom English is not their first language).

If Farrah gets a degree from Harvard, I will seriously give up on my whole field! I still don't know how she could take graduate courses without a Bachelor's degree, but there are so many other holes in the story, it's not even worth wondering!

I've taught college freshmen for over 10 years. It's an open admission institution and many students are from underserved school districts, or are not native English speakers, and/or have undiagnosed or untreated learning disabilities. Some face food insecurity. Some come to their morning class straight from working a night shift. Occasionally one will need a campus police officer to walk them to their car because they have a stalker. Understandably, many of my students are not strong writers, or aren't fulfilling their potential because they're dealing with bigger things. But in all of these years, teaching between 3-8 sections every spring, summer, and fall... NEVER have I seen writing like Farrah's. It is truly unique.

[iwantcookies]

I wonder what Farrah is doing for her birthday. 30 years old!

[ginger90]

 

 

The collage she referenced is a video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CPiyU2hBY9w/

[iwantcookies]

How many “dates” would she need to go on to pay off $700,000? 

700,000 dates is the correct answer. Anyone who spends more than $1 is over spending...