90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Auntie Anxiety]

Auntie Anxiety reporting for duty.

[Drogo]

I don't support violence against women but if the next time Angela punches Makul in his head he decides to pull out a sawed-off shottie and put 2 in her chest I'm just saying I'd acquit him. 

[Gobi]

Darcy: "Oh, look at that cloud! Just like a cloud would look on our wedding day!"

[Mierin]

Woo, let the snark begin!

[JennyMominFL]

My British friend is still here this week so I snuck upstairs to watch in peace. I really want to show him Tom and Darcey

[PityFree]

This time, Grangela? Michael has bought you off with cake before??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rebecca is morphing into an old woman right in front of our eyes.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Why are all these women certifiable??

[Pepper Mostly]

Its hilarious to me that everyone can't wait to throw down as soon as they get off the plane. 

"In five minutes I'll be with the Love of My Life!" Then the minute they actually meet they start to bicker. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Gday peeps, let’s get this snark party started 

[greekmom]

Just now, Drogo said:

I don't support violence against women but if the next time Angela punches Makul in his head he decides to pull out a sawed-off shottie and put 2 in her chest I'm just saying I'd acquit him. 

Thank you Drogo... It's gotten too far to be funny anymore.

[Armchair Critic]

Zied's sister looks like she has more on the ball than her dim brother, should be interesting. Let the drama begin!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Darcy: "Oh, look at that cloud! Just like a cloud would look on our wedding day!"

"Look! A goat! Just like the goats that will be gamboling in the fields on our wedding day!" 

[BradandJanet]

Hello, everyone! Get your typing fingers flexed.

[greekmom]

Can you leave a country engaged when you are technically still married?!?!?!?

[Ellie Godfrey]

Quick! Apply the youth filter!!

[hookedontv]

“Look at the little baby pickles!”

geez Becky, get out much? 

[rideashire]

That poor tiny kitty by itself at the very beginning 😞

[blubld43]

That market looks amazing!

[Frozendiva]

No one has to like boyfriend/girlfriend/fiancé/spouse.

[Angry Moldovan]

Tattooed queen of the filters is so annoying, and Zied looks porky, a little bit

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

That market looks amazing!

 It looked better before Rebecca breathed all over everything.

oh.  It also looked better before I saw the cat climbing on everything.

Edited September 16, 2019 by PityFree

[Pepper Mostly]

Does Zied know any other words but "so good" or "beautiful"? 

Becky: "We don't have olives like this in America". Yeah, Becky, there are more kinds than the ones that come in your martinis 

[hookedontv]

Becky, you want to make a good impression on his sister? Don’t show up like a bull in a China shop and start breaking things. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How sanitary! A cat sleeping in the spices. Yeah, I’ll pass.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Can you leave a country engaged when you are technically still married?!?!?!?

Probably happens all the time.

[LennieBriscoe]

"I'm still married to my ex."

Mes  amis,  it is down ze rabbit hole of impossibilities we go! So good! So beautiful!

[BradandJanet]

What can Zied's sister do to pasta to make it strange for Americans?

[JennyMominFL]

i Love come on. Its my favorite spice

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

That market looks amazing!

The colours and scents are totally wasted on Becky with the bad hair

[greekmom]

ohhh Zied all you have to say to sister.. "you like the american dollar?? I like very much"

She will be ok with it.

[Gobi]

Hope that kitty knows the difference between a litter box and a spice box.

Edited September 16, 2019 by Gobi

[OoogleEyes]

You're husband is kind of standing in the way of you two getting engaged

[Julyolo]

Are the cats using the cumin for litter boxes?

[Pepper Mostly]

Zied looks like a giant banana

[PityFree]

 Zied looks like he’s about six months along in his pregnancy.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Does Zied know any other words but "so good" or "beautiful"? 

Becky: "We don't have olives like this in America". Yeah, Becky, there are more kinds than the ones that come in your martinis 

She’s not a dry Martina kinda gal. She’s a bud light woman

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

That market looks amazing!

Except for the cat jumping out of the open box of spices. Hope it didn’t mistake it for a litter  box. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How sanitary! A cat sleeping in the spices. Yeah, I’ll pass.

Litter box

[poeticlicensed]

Zied's muffin top is jiggling everytime they go over a bump in the road

[VioletNevermind]

Drooling over that spice market! 🤤 

I hope Rebecca has a great day out with her big boy fiancé.  They grow up so fast, don’t they?

Edited September 16, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Frozendiva]

Angela, why did you waste the money to come all the way to Nigeria if your My-kull is a lying liar who lies?

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Does Zied know any other words but "so good" or "beautiful"? 

Becky: "We don't have olives like this in America". Yeah, Becky, there are more kinds than the ones that come in your martinis 

GIMMIE CUMIN

GIMMIE HARISSA

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, PityFree said:

 Zied looks like he’s about six months along in his pregnancy.

With twins

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grangie, don’t go away mad. Just go away.

[blubld43]

I cannot stand this womam.

[greekmom]

Does it really matter if Makul has been on a freaking boat or not? It's not like he did the beejee on the f'ing boat.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

What can Zied's sister do to pasta to make it strange for Americans?

She'll serve it with chicken feet.

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

She’s not a dry Martina kinda gal. She’s a bud light woman

But she hangs out near the service bar and steals the olives when the bartender isn't looking. 

[Julyolo]

Right. Angela hired a black SUV to ride with the TLC producers and scream at them about Michael.

[Brooklynista]

Michael needs a dummy social media page just for Angela posting nothing but pics of him holding various cakes.

Edited September 16, 2019 by Brooklynista