90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Pepper Mostly]

Jon seems very, um, not bright. 

[greekmom]

I goody!! I cannot wait to see Micheal's reaction to Malbouro granny

[PityFree]

The State of Nigeria!

[PeaceLily2]

The hole is bigger in Angela’s leggings.

[snarkish]

And the braying donkey is about to barrel Michael down...

[Suzywriter]

Angela, is that a hole in your leggings?

[Armchair Critic]

This is the part I have been waiting for... wonder what Michael will say when he meets Angela? More importantly what will his friends say? She looks a bit longer in the tooth than the filtered photos she showed him..........

and of course they go to commercial...........

Edited August 20, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[PityFree]

Wait. Angela is NOT WEARING A BRA??????

ETA:  no she is, it’s just a light pink. Whew!

Edited August 20, 2018 by PityFree

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jon seems very, um, not bright. 

You said it. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Michael, you are about to be disappointed. 

[PeaceLily2]

Dammmmmmmit! Commercial 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, PityFree said:

Wait. Angela is NOT WEARING A BRA??????

Bra is visible thru the weird openings in the back of her shirt.  

[snarkish]

Just now, PityFree said:

Wait. Angela is NOT WEARING A BRA??????

She is. I saw the multiple-fasteners in the back with her lovely ripped top. Now, I got some tig ol' biddies myself but that looked like an industrial bra. 

[AussieBabe]

Mumma AussieBabe and Mr. Aussie Babe (as well as the Aussie Jr's) are tuned in, too, and like, "What is that old woman doing with him? Is he scamming?" It's always best when it's a family affair!

[PityFree]

Jon appears to have very little patience ... and that worries me because we’ve only seen him for about 4 minutes on screen and we already know that.  I’ll bet when he loses his patience, he punches people.

[jacksgirl]

3 minutes ago, PeaceLily2 said:

Dammmmmmmit! Commercial 

Plus they'll  go to several other stories before they get back to Michael and Marlborough.

Edited August 20, 2018 by jacksgirl

[AZChristian]

Mr. AZC looked at the channel guide and proclaimed . . . "TIme for the weekly trainwreck!"

[Armchair Critic]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jon seems very, um, not bright.

The same goes for most of the people on this show.

[Miss Chevious]

Angela is as unfiltered as her Marlboros. Michael’s Face is gonna drop when he sees her for the first time.

[PeaceLily2]

Where do you even buy that horrible ugly shirt Angela has on?  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PityFree said:

Jon appears to have very little patience ... and that worries me because we’ve only seen him for about 4 minutes on screen and we already know that.  I’ll bet when he loses his patience, he punches people.

I bet his house has multiple repairs to the drywall where he's punched holes in it. Ever see that tweet-"when you go to a white guy's house, he always shows you the hole he punched in the wall when he was mad"

Just now, PeaceLily2 said:

Where do you even buy that horrible ugly shirt Angela has on?  

Walmart?

[PeaceLily2]

Boobs and sweat stains! 

[Armchair Critic]

Here we go! He is smiling at least.

[PityFree]

Angela has pit sweat stains.

[greekmom]

Mike does not look happy

[Drogo]

Quit while you're ahead, Jon. Rachel's very cute (just a few months after a baby no less) and you're an albino Oompa Loompa.  Watch she don't beat your ass, shawty.

[kacesq]

Angela was worried about him being short? Oh Angela...Michael's already a better liar than Mohammed or Azan...

Edited August 20, 2018 by kacesq
More thoughts on the trainwreck

[Miss Chevious]

Ooh, sweat stains!

[Armchair Critic]

OMG the pit stains on Angela

[snarkish]

Thank goodness I ate already. Floppin' boobs, sweat stains, and that damn mouth wiiiide open...

[Armchair Critic]

"Her stature is bigger than I expected and she looks older than the pictures"

[PityFree]

 She is big a little bit! she is old a little bit!

[AussieBabe]

I mean those sweat stains are sexT (like the sext nigerian she has him listed under in her phone).

[CoachWristletJen]

"Her stature is kind of bigger than I expected and she looks older than the pictures."

Another rendition of she looks big a little bit.

Okay she's wearing a bare-backed shirt and showing off the back of her brassiere... uh, smart choice for hot weather?

[Scarlett45]

Lots of kissing going on between Angel and Michael. 

Lots of Nigerian men like larger ladies (and I’m grateful for that!), but the way he said it, I’m not sure if he’s one of them or he would like a different kind of larger lady (more in the hips/buttocks) than Angela. 

[Suzywriter]

I really want Michael and Angela to succeed. Am I sane?

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, you gotta hand it to Michael, he's a better actor than Azan.

[Armchair Critic]

Who is Angela kidding if he is not loving her the way she wants it is off right away. If she is desperate enough to fly down there she is not going to take right off.

[PeaceLily2]

Pole, Pole, Pole.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Scarlett45 said:

Lots of kissing going on between Angel and Michael. 

Lots of Nigerian men like larger ladies (and I’m grateful for that!), but the way he said it, I’m not sure if he’s one of them or he would like a different kind of larger lady (more in the hips/buttocks) than Angela. 

I flashed on "The Number One Ladies Detective Agency" and wondered if Michael likes "traditionally built" ladies. 

[Armchair Critic]

 If Paul is so distrustful of her then she is not the woman for him obviously. I would be pissed if he asked me for a pregnancy test.

[Suzywriter]

I'd shove that test stick up his nose.

[kacesq]

I am rather hoping Karine is preggers...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I'd shove that test stick up his nose.

With a quickness. Paul's an asshole. 

[CoachWristletJen]

I don't blame Kareeni.

He's a controlling asshole.

Excuse my French.

I hope she is pregnant with someone else's kid.  Anybody else's kid.

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I'd shove that test stick up his nose.

After I had peed on it.

[Gigglepuff]

What a bloody creeep Pole is. 

[ThinkerBell]

With the exception of a bit of lust, a few karaoke songs, and baby Lucy's umbilical cord, what do Rachel and 'Bob Barfer' have in common?

[RichiesOlderBro]

I glad Pole switched to a female voice for the translation.  

[snarkish]

Y'all. My husband is FOCUSED. No playing a game on his phone or reading a book, watching over his reading glasses.