The best and worst intro lines, past or present, by a housewife?

[Brock1976]

I'm not sure about the best, but the worst, in my opinion, was Heather's 'Holla', it seemed so fake, like she was trying to sound trendy.

[Rosiejuliemom]

Do you mean the taglines?

If so, my vote goes to Aviva's "When someone tells me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg."

 

Geddit? It's cause she has an artificial leg! Hee-larious...

Seriously, I think that if you don't laugh at that, a wild Aviva appears, bangs her leg on a table, and then throws it at you.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

 Ramona's "I'm an acquired taste...if you don't like me, ACQUIRE SOME TASTE!" is my favorite.

[Brock1976]

13 minutes ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

If so, my vote goes to Aviva's "When someone tells me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg."

lol, that WAS a good one.

[bosawks]

I wonder what horrible thing they’re going to make Lu say next s season, “Class. It’s not something you steal, it’s who you are....”

Whatever it is, I’m preparing myself for something cringe worthy.

[SuprSuprElevated]

41 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I wonder what horrible thing they’re going to make Lu say next s season, “Class. It’s not something you steal, it’s who you are....”

Whatever it is, I’m preparing myself for something cringe worthy.

I actually think that Lu's current tag is cringe-worthy and well, typically arrogant.  Spinning making headlines (all negative) into something fabulous.  Ick.

[chewycandy]

I always liked “NYC is my playground”

[QuinnM]

Carole might be remembering the past tag line of Bethenny’s, If you’re going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss.

[Otherkate]

I think Season 6 had the absolute worst taglines for most of them.

Sonja: "Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say?" --- WHAAAA? Say literally ANYTHING else.

Ramona: "Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time!" -- Ramona usually has good ones, this is kind of lame.

Kristen: "I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty!" - good lord, this poor woman. 

Aviva: "When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg." Haha? I guess?

Carole: "If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass." - The worst.

I hate that one even more than her awful "All play and no work makes me a happy girl."

[film noire]

9 hours ago, bosawks said:

I wonder what horrible thing they’re going to make Lu say next s season, “Class. It’s not something you steal, it’s who you are....”

"I break all the rules. Including the Mom Code."

[LilaFowler]

Tinsley's tagline this season is my vote for Stupidest Tagline Ever: "Why cook when you can order room service?"

[SweetieDarling]

7 minutes ago, film noire said:

"I break all the rules. Including the Mom Code."

"Handcuffs, schmandcuffs, call ME the Crisco Kid"

[chewycandy]

3 hours ago, Otherkate said:

Sonja: "Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say?" --- WHAAAA? Say literally ANYTHING else.

Lol! This one. The worst.

”Like a foine woine, I just get better with toime”

[coops]

7 hours ago, film noire said:

"I break all the rules. Including the Mom Code."

Omg that made me LOL. I remember watching a spoof of rhony on youtube and their tag lines were hilarious mostly because last of all came Jill, played by a man no less, that simply said in that gloating tone of hers "I'm an evil bitch!"

[film noire]

9 hours ago, Otherkate said:

Sonja: "Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say?" --- WHAAAA? Say literally ANYTHING else.

Especially since we now know traveling commando style = swampy mess of urea and diaper fluff.

Edited August 12, 2018 by film noire

[Sun-Bun]

Favorites:

-“I have a taste for luxury, and luxury has a taste for me.”(Sonja)

-“I’m not a housewife, but I am real.”(Bethenny)

-“When I walk into a room, I OWN IT.”(NeNe)

-“I’m an enigma wrapped up in a riddle and cash.”(Erika)

-“I may be small but my empire keeps on growing.”(Kandi)

-“I may be a princess but I’m not a drama queen.”(Carole)

-“In Beverly Hills, it’s who you know; and I know everyone.”(Lisa V)

-“Beauty fades; class is forever.”(Cynthia) 

 

Least Favorites:

-“My lips were made for talking and that’s just what they’ll do.”(Lisa R)

-“I’m passionate about dogs, just not bitches.”(Lisa V)

-“When the going gets tough, I just get stronger and stronger.”(Gretchen)

-“I run with a fabulous circle of people.”(Jill)

-“God is my savior, my husband is my king, but my body? It’s sinful.”(Alexis)

-“I’m not getting older, I’m getting bolder.”(Tamra)

[Duke2801]

Agree that Sonja’s commando one was awful. Tinsley’s current one is too. 

Both of Kristen’s were terrible. “Prettyyyyy ... is smarter than you think.” WTH? Just no.

Carole’s great ass one was cringe-y.

Beth has generally had good ones. 

Jules’ “A Jew and an Asian” one was not good.

[KungFuBunny]

All RHONY taglines Seasons 1 through 10

 

[Gem 10]

Dorinda .. “I only had one drink”.  (While she stumbles around slamming people).

[Gem 10]

“Let’s whoop it up”.   “You Hoo”.   Ancient Vicky trying to be young and vibrant again.

[Gem 10]

On 8/12/2018 at 1:09 AM, film noire said:

Especially since we now know traveling commando style = swampy mess of urea and diaper fluff.

 

On the Hampton Jitney no less.  Yuk !!!!!    She better carry anti bacterial wipes for the seats.

Edited September 30, 2018 by Gem 10

[Brock1976]

Sonja "I'm not just a last name, I am a legacy" 

Uh, even though being a legacy requires nothing but having a last name, so maybe not the best reference to use in the point she was making. Ha.

[ShawnaLanne]

On 8/11/2018 at 4:30 PM, film noire said:

"I break all the rules. Including the Mom Code."

I'm dieing!

On 12/31/2018 at 10:34 AM, Brock1976 said:

Sonja "I'm not just a last name, I am a legacy" 

Uh, even though being a legacy requires nothing but having a last name, so maybe not the best reference to use in the point she was making. Ha.

God, yes, even though I defended her Morgan inspired clothing line, a girl has a right to make a buck, and she married grandpa, so, you know she really earned it, this pissed me off everytime she said it . Her legacy was that of old rich men marrying younger gold diggers and social climbers.

On 8/10/2018 at 10:37 PM, WhoaWhoKnew said:

 Ramona's "I'm an acquired taste...if you don't like me, ACQUIRE SOME TASTE!" is my favorite.

That one always ticks me off. 

[Stenbeck]

Favorites:

I run with a fabulous circle of people. 

If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem. 

I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen.

I give uptown a whole new attitude.

Worst:

Anything Holla! with Heather

Any tag line where Sonja inserted her name 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

This season has the weakest tag lines. 

[Mrs peel]

On 9/30/2018 at 11:44 AM, KungFuBunny said:

All RHONY taglines Seasons 1 through 10

Thanks, that was fabulous.

I liked aviva’s “never underestimate a girl born in NYC” (maybe because I was born in NYC?)

Alex’s “to a certain group of people in NY, status is everything” said with her impersonation of a blue blood WASP, is funny and sad and delusional.

sonja’s about being a legacy is delusional.  Several of B’s relate to her branding (including a b strong reference).  Didn’t realize Heather ended with Holla each year.

[tinaw]

Heathers taglines were good except for the "hollaahh. Ugh

[chewycandy]

I liked the music from season 8 the best.