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The best and worst intro lines, past or present, by a housewife?


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Do you mean the taglines?

If so, my vote goes to Aviva's "When someone tells me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg."

 

Geddit? It's cause she has an artificial leg! Hee-larious...

Seriously, I think that if you don't laugh at that, a wild Aviva appears, bangs her leg on a table, and then throws it at you.

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  On 8/11/2018 at 11:35 AM, bosawks said:

I wonder what horrible thing they’re going to make Lu say next s season, “Class. It’s not something you steal, it’s who you are....”

Whatever it is, I’m preparing myself for something cringe worthy.

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I actually think that Lu's current tag is cringe-worthy and well, typically arrogant.  Spinning making headlines (all negative) into something fabulous.  Ick.

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I think Season 6 had the absolute worst taglines for most of them.

Sonja: "Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say?" --- WHAAAA? Say literally ANYTHING else.

Ramona: "Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time!" -- Ramona usually has good ones, this is kind of lame.

Kristen: "I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty!" - good lord, this poor woman. 

Aviva: "When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg." Haha? I guess?

Carole: "If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass." - The worst.

I hate that one even more than her awful "All play and no work makes me a happy girl."

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  On 8/11/2018 at 9:30 PM, film noire said:

"I break all the rules. Including the Mom Code."

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Omg that made me LOL. I remember watching a spoof of rhony on youtube and their tag lines were hilarious mostly because last of all came Jill, played by a man no less, that simply said in that gloating tone of hers "I'm an evil bitch!"

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  On 8/11/2018 at 7:42 PM, Otherkate said:

Sonja: "Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say?" --- WHAAAA? Say literally ANYTHING else.

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Especially since we now know traveling commando style = swampy mess of urea and diaper fluff.

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Favorites:

-“I have a taste for luxury, and luxury has a taste for me.”(Sonja)

-“I’m not a housewife, but I am real.”(Bethenny)

-“When I walk into a room, I OWN IT.”(NeNe)

-“I’m an enigma wrapped up in a riddle and cash.”(Erika)

-“I may be small but my empire keeps on growing.”(Kandi)

-“I may be a princess but I’m not a drama queen.”(Carole)

-“In Beverly Hills, it’s who you know; and I know everyone.”(Lisa V)

-“Beauty fades; class is forever.”(Cynthia) 

 

Least Favorites:

-“My lips were made for talking and that’s just what they’ll do.”(Lisa R)

-“I’m passionate about dogs, just not bitches.”(Lisa V)

-“When the going gets tough, I just get stronger and stronger.”(Gretchen)

-“I run with a fabulous circle of people.”(Jill)

-“God is my savior, my husband is my king, but my body? It’s sinful.”(Alexis)

-“I’m not getting older, I’m getting bolder.”(Tamra)

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Agree that Sonja’s commando one was awful. Tinsley’s current one is too. 

Both of Kristen’s were terrible. “Prettyyyyy ... is smarter than you think.” WTH? Just no.

Carole’s great ass one was cringe-y.

Beth has generally had good ones. 

Jules’ “A Jew and an Asian” one was not good.

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  On 8/11/2018 at 9:30 PM, film noire said:

"I break all the rules. Including the Mom Code."

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I'm dieing!

  On 12/31/2018 at 4:34 PM, Brock1976 said:

Sonja "I'm not just a last name, I am a legacy" 

Uh, even though being a legacy requires nothing but having a last name, so maybe not the best reference to use in the point she was making. Ha.

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God, yes, even though I defended her Morgan inspired clothing line, a girl has a right to make a buck, and she married grandpa, so, you know she really earned it, this pissed me off everytime she said it . Her legacy was that of old rich men marrying younger gold diggers and social climbers.

  On 8/11/2018 at 3:37 AM, WhoaWhoKnew said:

 Ramona's "I'm an acquired taste...if you don't like me, ACQUIRE SOME TASTE!" is my favorite.

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That one always ticks me off. 

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  On 9/30/2018 at 4:44 PM, KungFuBunny said:

All RHONY taglines Seasons 1 through 10

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Thanks, that was fabulous.

I liked aviva’s “never underestimate a girl born in NYC” (maybe because I was born in NYC?)

Alex’s “to a certain group of people in NY, status is everything” said with her impersonation of a blue blood WASP, is funny and sad and delusional.

sonja’s about being a legacy is delusional.  Several of B’s relate to her branding (including a b strong reference).  Didn’t realize Heather ended with Holla each year.

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