Spoilers and Speculation: Clink Boom and Cheese Fondue

[LexieLily]

3 hours ago, TeeVee329 said:

And gawd, poor Kevin...

I hope he spends this session just AGHAST at what she wants to do. 

Setting aside Kevin's maybe-relationship with her mother, does Lulu honestly expect a shrink to be all "yes, by all means, risk your marriage, health and current child's happiness to go on a wild-goose chase for this embryo that was made by a psychopath without your consent"?

[dubbel zout]

Yes, she does. Her baby rabies knows no bounds.

Edited September 9, 2016 by dubbel zout

[Oracle42]

Who is this woman? Maybe they'll find real Lulu is still frozen on Cassadine Island

[WendyCR72]

Julie Berman really did leave at the right time.

[rur]

1 hour ago, dubbel zout said:

Yes, she does. Her baby rabies knows no bounds.

I am having trouble accepting the idea that neither her husband or RF!Scorpio has even mentioned that the embryo could be half Stavros. 

Edited September 9, 2016 by rur

[dubbel zout]

They're afraid to. Have you seen the crazy eyes she gets when she's talking about it? She's thisclose to losing it the way it is.

[ulkis]

4 minutes ago, dubbel zout said:

They're afraid to. Have you seen the crazy eyes she gets when she's talking about it? She's thisclose to losing it the way it is.

Yeah, but if he wasn't afraid of cheating on her in her house and in her bed and dating her cousin while they were still married, he can face the music and tell crazypants that this is a dumb idea.

Edited September 9, 2016 by ulkis

[LexieLily]

I so wish this would drag on until Laura gets back, so Laura can have a come to Jesus talk with Lulu about this.

[Oracle42]

Or just slap her. Laura used to be fantastic at slapping the ish out of people

[ulkis]

6 minutes ago, LexieLily said:

I so wish this would drag on until Laura gets back, so Laura can have a come to Jesus talk with Lulu about this.

I'd like that, but it will probably be that Laura will talk about how much she looooved Nikolas, so go for it.

You know who it should be and who I would welcome back for it? Luke.  "What the fuck are you thinking little girl?"

[dubbel zout]

5 minutes ago, ulkis said:

You know who it should be and who I would welcome back for it? Luke.  "What the fuck are you thinking little girl?"

If TG doesn't want to come back to L.A., I'd accept Luke saying this over Skype to Lulu.

[ulkis]

2 minutes ago, dubbel zout said:

If TG doesn't want to come back to L.A., I'd accept Luke saying this over Skype to Lulu.

Really, that's all Dante needs to say. "You wanna find the Stavros baby . . . (looks down at feet, shuffles them a bit) . . . think your dad would be cool with that?"

Edited September 9, 2016 by ulkis

[HeatLifer]

2 minutes ago, dubbel zout said:

If TG doesn't want to come back to L.A., I'd accept Luke saying this over Skype to Lulu.

Laura: Hey, is that Luke?

*Luke Spencer has signed out*

[LexieLily]

13 minutes ago, Oracle42 said:

Or just slap her. Laura used to be fantastic at slapping the ish out of people

Did she really? Where was all of this behavior last year when her son was going around plotting to deceive Jason/Sam/the Q's and putting a hit on Hayden?

Edited September 9, 2016 by LexieLily

[HeatLifer]

11 minutes ago, LexieLily said:

Did she really? Where was all of this behavior last year when her son was going around plotting to deceive Jason/Sam/the Q's and putting a hit on Hayden?

She was OOC.

[UYI]

52 minutes ago, Oracle42 said:

Or just slap her. Laura used to be fantastic at slapping the ish out of people

She still is. She just slapped Luke a few years ago. 

[Oracle42]

That's what I'm talking about!

[jsbt]

7 hours ago, ulkis said:

Week of sept 19:

Carly begs Sonny to take a stand against the violence that plagues Port Charles.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

 

Edited September 9, 2016 by jsbt

[TeeVee329]

1 hour ago, UYI said:

She still is. She just slapped Luke a few years ago. 

 

Oh yeah, I loooved this slap. 

[TeeVee329]

Oh geez, in this gallery of pics from next week's episodes, there's one of Michael talking to fuckin' Felix...and he's holding a ring box in his hands.  So they're pathetically and lazily trying to ramp up their non-lationship before Sabs get killed.  Whatever. 

http://tvsourcemagazine.com/2016/09/general-hospital-spoilers-gallery-september-12-16-2016-edition/

ETA...there's also a hilarious one of Lulu giving Dante "Did I say we were done talking about babies/embryos?" stink-eye.

Edited September 10, 2016 by TeeVee329

[HeatLifer]

Oh, for fuck's sake. And the funeral will probs be a week-long event with thousands in attendance.

[nilyank]

Is Michael going to marry Sabrina before she kicks the bucket? Because he will have no claim to Teddy when his uncle Joe is around. Sabrina's father and aunt in Puerto Rico could also take custody of the child.

[Oracle42]

9 minutes ago, HeatLifer said:

Oh, for fuck's sake. And the funeral will probs be a week-long event with thousands in attendance.

I do not care if there's an entire musical episode entirely dedicated to mourning her, just so long as she's dead and doesn't have a twin

[TeeVee329]

11 minutes ago, HeatLifer said:

Oh, for fuck's sake. And the funeral will probs be a week-long event with thousands in attendance.

I can't wait to watch Michael cry to Sonny about what kind of horrible person would murder someone in cold blood. #eyeroll 

6 minutes ago, nilyank said:

Is Michael going to marry Sabrina before she kicks the bucket? Because he will have no claim to Teddy when his uncle Joe is around. Sabrina's father and aunt in Puerto Rico could also take custody of the child.

I'm thinking Sabs bites it before she sees the ring, to really ramp up the "tragedy".  But you're right, a quick elopement between them would allow for a dumb custody fight storyline.  Ugh.

Edited September 10, 2016 by TeeVee329

[HeatLifer]

2 minutes ago, Oracle42 said:

I do not care if there's an entire musical episode entirely dedicated to mourning her, just so long as she's dead and doesn't have a twin

I told y'all... I need TeCa to be like, "Goodbye. I'm done with GH forever" to believe it.

[TeeVee329]

Michael: Sabrina?

TeCa: No, I am Maritza, Sabrina's identical cousin and former lover of CarrrrJoe's.  She must have mentioned me.

[Oracle42]

Why are you trying to hurt me? 

[ulkis]

16 minutes ago, Oracle42 said:

I do not care if there's an entire musical episode entirely dedicated to mourning her, just so long as she's dead and doesn't have a twin

That would be awesome

Morgan: It's not fair

All anyone cares

about is Mikey's dead girlfriend

He gets everything

coma, rape, and a spare wedding ring!

Sonny can do jazz hands in the background

[TeeVee329]

I wonder if Juan will get to come to the funeral.

[HeatLifer]

1 minute ago, TeeVee329 said:

I wonder if Juan will get to come to the funeral.

I hope Becky can come.

[Michel]

Wait.  Has Teresa even mentioned leaving?  Or has any announcement been made that she's leaving?  Why is everyone so certain of this just based on recent developments with Sabrina?

[LeftPhalange]

Y'all know damn well even if Sabrina dies TeCa is coming back as Teddy's grandmother.

[ulkis]

12 minutes ago, Michel said:

Wait.  Has Teresa even mentioned leaving?  Or has any announcement been made that she's leaving?  Why is everyone so certain of this just based on recent developments with Sabrina?

She took GH off her twitter profile. MB took a photo of them filming what looked like a funeral a couple weeks ago, Sabrina put herself in Paul's crosshairs, and TeCa's contract should be up for renewal this month. It's not certain, but looks likely.

[HeatLifer]

17 minutes ago, LeftPhalange said:

Y'all know damn well even if Sabrina dies TeCa is coming back as Teddy's grandmother.

LMAO. Why you like this?

[LeftPhalange]

22 minutes ago, HeatLifer said:

LMAO. Why you like this?

This show made me this way.

[peachmangosteen]

12 hours ago, TeeVee329 said:

I wonder if Juan will get to come to the funeral.

At first I was like, "Who the hell is Juan?" LOL.

[ulkis]

47 minutes ago, peachmangosteen said:

At first I was like, "Who the hell is Juan?" LOL.

There was a hilarious clip where Liz was going to Sonny because she wanted help hiding the body of that druggie that tried to give drugs to her and Emily or whatever it was, and she was rehearsing her story and she said "please don't blame Juan - oh, who cares about Juan."

Edited September 10, 2016 by ulkis

[Tiger]

As annoying as Juan was, at least the show quickly pivoted away from and then dumped him when it became clear he wasn't working.  

Riche, and even Phelps for all her faults, knew how to do that.

Valentini in contrast always buckles down and shoves the character down the audiances' throat while screaming, "damnit, you WILL like them!!!". 

The only time he has given in to the audiance was with that bedazzled cokehead Rafe when it became painfully obvious that the actor couldnt give a single competent line reading.  And even he blantantly punished other actors/characters and their fans.

ETA: also, the Juan actor was a master thespian compared to a lot of folks that came after him, both new and castoffs from other soaps, particularly during the Cartini era.

Edited September 10, 2016 by Tiger

[dubbel zout]

LOL at the picture of Jordan, Andre, and Nathan looking at evidence boxes. They all have a "What is all this stuff?" expression on their face, which, given how inept the PCPD is, is entirely appropriate.

[IWantCandy71]

 Laura is good at slapping people. Too bad she can't use her wits instead of physical violence. #NotSorry

I do think TeCa is out. I don't think you can go by Twitter alone, though. If memory serves, Ryan Carnes took off his GH related info while people were speculating Lucas was dying-I have no idea why, but it only fueled the fire.

[LeftPhalange]

18 minutes ago, dubbel zout said:

LOL at the picture of Jordan, Andre, and Nathan looking at evidence boxes. They all have a "What is all this stuff?" expression on their face, which, given how inept the PCPD is, is entirely appropriate.

To be fair, Nathan is a tree. A dumb tree at that. I don't know what a smart tree would look like but this isn't it.

[Chairperson Meow]

Ya'll need to stop fucking with me.  Sabrina is for real going to die?  Like, legit dead?  Paul is going to kill her? 

He's literally my favorite character on the show now.  Finally, one of the murderers on this show actually kills a character that needs to die.  I wish he'd have just made all of his murders look like Sonny did them.  Why?  Because it's not that out of the question that Franco, Sonny, Jason, Ava, Julian, Micheal, or even Morgan could murder anyone on this show.   I am so ready for the last damned time we have to hear "You're Not Alone."  Squee.

[IWantCandy71]

Who knows if she actually dies, but that seems to be the most likely scenario if indeed TeCa leaves the show. They have her suspicious of Paul, I think-going strictly by what I read on Twitter. I still cannot bring myself to bother even with clips-Dillon/Tracy goodness or not.

I do think it may kinda sorta look like one of Sonny's enemies bumps her off. Why on earth else would Carly and or Sonny care?  The spoiler about Tracy being devastated, Sabrina being suspicious-it certainly looks like the bad news is that Sabby bites it.

[UYI]

2 hours ago, Tiger said:

 

The only time he has given in to the audiance was with that bedazzled cokehead Rafe when it became painfully obvious that the actor couldnt give a single competent line reading.  And even he blantantly punished other actors/characters and their fans.

 

He did finally give up on Levi, too, to be fair.

[LeftPhalange]

Is Levi that guy dumbass Maxie almost married?

[UYI]

10 minutes ago, LeftPhalange said:

Is Levi that guy dumbass Maxie almost married?

Yes, the Aussie guy who turned out to be Peter Harrell's son because Helena. 

[Ambrosefolly]

3 hours ago, Tiger said:

The only time he has given in to the audiance was with that bedazzled cokehead Rafe when it became painfully obvious that the actor couldnt give a single competent line reading.  And even he blantantly punished other actors/characters and their fans.

ETA: also, the Juan actor was a master thespian compared to a lot of folks that came after him, both new and castoffs from other soaps, particularly during the Cartini era.

Which I thought was stupid of him to do, because not only did the character have potential, he could have been easily written out. Joey Luthman could have made the character sing and looked more like the love child of Allison and Caleb than the other actor. 

[linsav]

This is a link to a tweet from Source Ryan who gets GH breakdowns well in advance.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SourceRyan/status/773239088942051329

Also, Ryan Carnes has not been on screen in how long? He slso never put the GH info back on his Twitter page.

Edited September 10, 2016 by linsav

[dubbel zout]

11 minutes ago, linsav said:

Also, Ryan Carnes has not been on screen in how long? He slso never put the GH info back on his Twitter page.

I don't blame him. He's on once every three months. His IMDB page shows he's got other stuff going on. Good for him.

Edited September 10, 2016 by dubbel zout

[IWantCandy71]

24 minutes ago, linsav said:

This is a link to a tweet from Source Ryan who gets GH breakdowns well in advance.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SourceRyan/status/773239088942051329

Also, Ryan Carnes has not been on screen in how long? He slso never put the GH info back on his Twitter page.

I was just pointing out that him removing his GH info on Twitter did not mean his character was being killed off-and technically, he's still just as recurring as he was before. So TeCa keeping or removing her GH stuff off Twitter doesn't prove anything by itself. I neither believe or disbelieve Source Ryan-I just figure TeCa is leaving because her contract IS up, and she's not being given anything to do.