S22.E11: Week 10

[FlyingEgret]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

"First completely unedited scene in Bachelor history" is on next, so says Chris Harrison....

The more Chris Harrison says something the less I believe him

[crgirl412]

I think they medicate the F2 before the Final Rose.  None of them react the way any un-medicated woman would. 

I am a nurse and administer Ativan, Klonopin, Haldol, and Seroquel practically everyday.  I do think they are in shock but I'm getting another vibe too. 

[Big mamma]

Big mamma will show arie what a real woman is

[bosawks]

Just now, FlyingEgret said:

The more Chris Harrison says something the less I believe him

The more Chis Harrison says the less he believes him....

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

Yes.  Kelly Jo with Bob.  She told him "don't touch me" and almost slugged him.  That would probably be my response

Blob was the worst. I was working the night of that finale so didn't see it, thanks for the info. I loved when Bob was hiding from Mary when she came back looking for him, I think even Chris Harrison was scared of her.

Edited March 6, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[huahaha]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

"First completely unedited scene in Bachelor history" is on next, so says Chris Harrison....

I love that they're finally admitting how inauthentic a product we're usually getting!

1 minute ago, econ07 said:

This show essentially teaches the Bachelor or Bachelorette to act in a sociopathic  manner, no?  Say I love you to someone right up until the day they expect a proposal, and then hit them with the "Too bad, so sad."

I know Ben H. said I love you to both girls, but he was up front with JoJo about that and didn't keep reassuring her of his love like Arie has done. Arie had plenty of options to be a better guy, from not saying I love you to telling both girls where they stood, to letting one go before the big proposal scene. He absolutely chose to be a douche.

[EllenB]

Lauren didn't even react to getting dumped with any emotion.  That's one empty woman-shaped robot.

[Armchair Critic]

Well folks we may actually be viewing part of Bachelor history right now (eyeroll), we will remember where we were this night sort of like when JFK was assassinated.

[Wings]

23 minutes ago, crgirl412 said:

Poor Neil Lane, it's like Groundhog Day for him.

Kay jewelers is worse for him. He wants to be Harry Winston.

[Armchair Critic]

Arie's good with the kissing, not so much with the follow up. 

[Mu Shu]

1 hour ago, saber5055 said:

Arie's mom is a twin for Krystal!

I'd go on this show in a heartbeat, or want my brother/sister to be the lead so I could get a free trip to Peru for the last episode. That would be worth all the other BS. Peru looks fabulous.

I'm spending all my time staring at Lauren's extensions.

I think she’s dangerously close to Wildenstein territory.  That’s bad plastic.

[Kendra143]

Beautiful proposal. I wonder if he recycles it???

[Wings]

22 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Well folks we may actually be viewing part of Bachelor history right now (eyeroll), we will remember where we were this night sort of like when JFK was assassinated.

Lying in my bed with a whisky but this could be almost any reality show, any year.

Edited March 6, 2018 by Wings

[FlyingEgret]

Are those ships wheels or spiders under Becca's armpits?

[saber5055]

OH NO! The flower breaks off Becca's rose! Is it an omen?!

[Jazzhands]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Well folks we may actually be viewing part of Bachelor history right now (eyeroll), we will remember where we were this night sort of like when JFK was assassinated.

Well, now I’ve snorted red wine out of my nose and onto my T-shirt. So thanks for that. No, seriously — it’s been the highlight of the evening! ?

[saber5055]

8 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Well folks we may actually be viewing part of Bachelor history right now (eyeroll), we will remember where we were this night sort of like when JFK was assassinated.

This made me burst out laughing too. You win today's Internet, Armchair!

[JenE4]

Arie: “I choose you today, and I will keep choosing you every day!”

Morgan Freeman voiceover: “But he would not keep choosing Becca every day.”

The rose commits hari kari! The bloom is LITERALLY off the rose! If that’s not an omen, I don’t know what is...aside from Harrison sadly telling us the story doesn’t end there.

Edited March 6, 2018 by JenE4

[Armchair Critic]

I have not been spoiled, just guessing... but if he pulls a Mesnick I am cringing for Becca watching these scenes after he proposed.

[saber5055]

Oh, god, Arie's giving his "I'm an asshat speech."

[econ07]

1 minute ago, Kendra143 said:

Beautiful proposal. I wonder if he recycles it???

Even if he is a Svengali, at least he's an environmentally friendly one.

[Armchair Critic]

Aw hell no, after all this B.S. he better actually marry Lauren.

[EllenB]

What an absolute dick.

[Jazzhands]

Becca ought to push him right over that balcony ...

[TheKimist]

I've been waiting for this since the middle of January. 

 

Let's get to it!

[Mu Shu]

2 minutes ago, EllenB said:

What an absolute dick.

Absolute needledick.  Dumb fuck 

[KenyaJ]

I had no interest in Arie, so this season is the first Bachelor/Bachelorette season I haven't watched since I started watching the show in Andrew Firestone's season. But I live for drama so of course I had to watch tonight. The past two hours have completely validated my decision to skip this season. Oy. 

[b2H]

And then, the commercial with Kaitlyn.  Are they trying to destroy the franchise?  Gotta tell ya, this change-up was not well received by the audience.

[econ07]

Can Becca sue the show for showing the break-up?  Maybe they had to pay a substantial sum to her to show scenes after filming was over?

Feel like they don't really need to show this scene ... it's enough to say they just broke up.

[Armchair Critic]

Holy plastic surgery Batman, Kaitlyn's face looked different.

[b2H]

Just now, econ07 said:

Can Becca sue the show for showing the break-up?  Maybe they had to pay a substantial sum to her to show scenes after filming was over?

Feel like they don't really need to show this scene ... it's enough to say they just broke up.

Would have been fine had it happened this summer or something, but to do it the way it was done was just indicative of what a jerk Arie is.

[Jazzhands]

1 minute ago, econ07 said:

Can Becca sue the show for showing the break-up?  Maybe they had to pay a substantial sum to her to show scenes after filming was over?

Feel like they don't really need to show this scene ... it's enough to say they just broke up.

I’m guessing they’re doing it to create a groundswell of support for her and they’ll announce her as the next Bachelorette tomorrow night. 

[crgirl412]

So did he call Chris H. to tell him or does CH keep checking in to see if everything is going ok falling apart to be able to finally host this type of episode?

[Kendra143]

Shut up Arie you prick. Just. Shut. Up. 

[Armchair Critic]

"This may be the most emotional scene ever".... here we go......just don't get your hopes up too much knowing this show.

[saber5055]

Talk about Neil Lane's Groundhog Day ... will Becca's ring do a Groundhog Day of its own and go to Lauren?

[EllenB]

Shown "unedited and in real time"?  Yeah, except for the cheesy voiceover EDITED IN.

[Armchair Critic]

This makes me like Bachelorette Emily more, looks like the 2 guys she had left were both immature jerks.

2 minutes ago, crgirl412 said:

So did he call Chris H. to tell him or does CH keep checking in to see if everything is going ok falling apart to be able to finally host this type of episode?

HAHAHAAA, that made me laugh because we know Chris is not above hoping things go badly for ratings/publicity.

[EllenB]

I changed my mind.  What an absolute patronizing dick.

[econ07]

The more time I spend with you, the harder it will be to reconcile with Lauren. ... ... ... there's something you want to hear from your fiance, how your engagement impacts his potential future with other women.

[Armchair Critic]

Unedited but yet we have a split screen. LMAO at the "drama" they are creating.

[crgirl412]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

This makes me like Bachelorette Emily more, looks like the 2 guys she had left were both immature jerks.

HAHAHAAA, that made me laugh because we know Chris is not above hoping things go badly for ratings/publicity.

After this CH is neck and neck with Andy Cohen. 

[Armchair Critic]

Arie will get bored with Lauren too.

[rebeccalj]

and they bleeped out her bad language!  EDITING!  ;-)

[Mu Shu]

I’m really starting to like Becca.  

[bosawks]

In my head those are tears of relief from Becca.

[Kendra143]

If I were Becca I think i’d be slapping him about right now. Twice maybe three times. 

[Armchair Critic]

I think I would be tempted to take my shoe off and throw it at him. Of course she knows she is being filmed so she is restraining herself but grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Just now, Kendra143 said:

If I were Becca I think i’d be slapping him about right now. Twice maybe three times. 

Great minds think alike

[alexa]

He is so unemotional. It is creepy. What a treat Lauren is about to receive. Good luck to them. I am sure they will be loved by many—not. 

[bosawks]

Asking Arie to quantify something was probably overly optimistic on Becca’s part.