S05.E09: One K at a Time

[LordOfLotion]

Just now, Sasha888 said:

She can't REACH to put her chub rub ointment on herself! And she squats there and makes Todd do it? While laughing and promoting her life as "fabulous".

You have GOT to be kidding me.

Todd trying not to barf was awesome.

I wonder how Todd liked the dolphin's breath.

[John M]

Whit's shirt would be a lot funnier if she wasn't so obviously lazy and irresponsible.

[MrsClaus]

Uh, she just got passed by a little kid, who was actually running.  Such a fabulous life.

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

Side bar.  How many polygamy shows does TLC need?

[preciousperfect]

So she was carrying sneakers but we see her crying in flip flops. I’m confused. 

[3girlsforus]

Just now, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

Side bar.  How many polygamy shows does TLC need?

This is an excellent question. 

[Elizzikra]

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So she was carrying sneakers but we see her crying in flip flops. I’m confused. 

She must change shoes at some point in the race. I'm guessing her sneakers get too tight when her feet start to swell.

[AliM]

patience people!  Let the drama unfold

[3girlsforus]

Just now, preciousperfect said:

So she was carrying sneakers but we see her crying in flip flops. I’m confused. 

I think she probably had to take them off. She doesn’t usually wear shoes so they are probably tight. She also said her arches hurt. She’s not used to her feet being supported properly. 

[kar328]

1 minute ago, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

Jesus!!! Why are you having a panic attack? You’re walking 5 miles.  What a fucking drama whore.

You ain’t kidding. The worst that happens is you don’t finish. No big deal. 

I was hesitating signing up for a 5K in March due to some Plantars fasciitis issue, although I am signed up for a four mile race in April. Registering after this circus is over. 

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

Way to go Todd!!!! No snark at all.  That’s a great time.

[John M]

Whit's feet already hurt walking from her car to the starting line, is she capable of not whining about anything?

And Glen seems way more committed to Whit's "brand" than she is, can she not wear her own damn shirt on the "race" on her own show?

Edited February 28, 2018 by John M

[preciousperfect]

Lol Todd gives no fucks. 

[AliM]

Aaaarrrgh, the moment of resolution!

[Kvv9862]

Good Lord all she does is complain. Just finish the damn 5k it's not like her fat ass is running. It's just a brisk walk on a beautiful Hawaiian beach. Drama queen. 

[Brooklynista]

I swear, if at the end of this episode Whitney doesn't acknowledge the problem...I just dont know

[3girlsforus]

I noticed there is no mention of it being shorter than 8k

[AliM]

Duh Glenn. Go buy some ice cream and hold it out in front of her

[Snarkastikate]

5 minutes ago, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

Side bar.  How many polygamy shows does TLC need?

Apparently there can never be enough.  

[preciousperfect]

Look at these kind people even stopping to motivate her. 

[AliM]

What a nice man to talk to her that way

[aliya]

It's nice that the Army guy came back to support her, but there's a difference between something being difficult to do (slow, out of breath) and being in a lot of pain, which I am sure that Twit is.   See - even Buddy agrees!

Wait - you can snap your Achilles tendon just by walking?

Edited February 28, 2018 by aliya

[Jen Marie]

I feel so sorry for her dad. She'll make him feel guilty for even suggesting she walk for an hour. Drama queen. Lose some damn weight!

[Donut Bear]

But she will be SO fabulous when she finishes because she NEVER quits

Edited February 28, 2018 by Donut Bear

[Maggienolia]

Late to the party - need to go back and read the latest comments but OH MY GOD!!!!! She is struggling to take each step and looks like she's exerting herself to the max while Hunter and Buddy and her dad are strolling along barely breathing hard keeping up without an issue. What is it REALLY going to take for her to realize that she is not fit??? Hell, even the hip surgery girl was moving better than Twit!!!!!!

[Kvv9862]

Look at this. You'd think she was running a marathon on a broken leg. YOU ARE WALKING A 5K 

edit: Apparently it's an 8k. Point stands. 

Edited February 28, 2018 by Kvv9862

[Snarkastikate]

Is that a pink shirt or is that her chest skin?  Jesus she's going to have a stroke.  Fabulous life indeed......

[Elizzikra]

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I swear, if at the end of this episode Whitney doesn't acknowledge the problem...I just dont know

She won't. She will be focused on the fabulosity of finishing at all - not the extreme and inappropriate difficulty it was...

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Look at these kind people even stopping to motivate her. 

I know. Whitney must be half comatose if she isn't throwing herself all over that sweet Army guy...

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

Shut the fuck up bitch!!! Nothing is going to snap.  And you were just wanting to quit a second ago and now you’re getting pissed at Buddy for telling you to quit.

Buddy-she’s addicted to attention. 

[3girlsforus]

Wait what?!?!?  Buddy is not supportive?!?!  He’s making sense. - well maybe not the Achilles part -  but she is being an idiot. 

[preciousperfect]

Buddy is like I left rehab for this?!

[Brooklynista]

2 minutes ago, Donut Bear said:

But she will be SO fabulous when she finishes because she NEVER quits

8 hours from now. Yep. A real champion.

[Donut Bear]

Is she seriously doing this barefoot??

[AliM]

Yep, over forever.  Never gonna try that again

[John M]

Walking a couple of miles is not "healthy behavior"?

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

Well I’m no doctor but I’m sure that walking in socks is better for your arches than the arch support provided by tennis shoes.

[AliM]

Time for a luau!

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

8 hours from now. Yep. A real champion.

A true testament to the human spirit.

[ClareWalks]

1 minute ago, preciousperfect said:

Buddy is like I left rehab for this?!

I am at a hotel that doesn't have TLC so I'm reading y'all's comments and this one cracked me up. You are all producing fantastic snark tonight!

[Donut Bear]

She is so fab

[AliM]

This is some kind of a sweet anniversary trip for Glenn and Babs, ain't it?!

[Snarkastikate]

She genuinely looks and sounds like a mentally challenged person.  The panting, crying, drama, whining, wailing, I can't believe she isn't humiliated.  OMG she's crawling now!!!!  

[Kvv9862]

It's almost like weighing 500 pounds really is detrimental to bones and muscles. 

[Uuuugghh]

Exercise HELPS panic attacks!

[3girlsforus]

1 minute ago, ClareWalks said:

I am at a hotel that doesn't have TLC so I'm reading y'all's comments and this one cracked me up. You are all producing fantastic snark tonight!

I hope you get to see this one because I can’t wait to hear what you have to say. It’s truly unbelievable 

[AliM]

Just now, Kvv9862 said:

It's almost like weighing 500 pounds really is detrimental to bones and muscles. 

Hahahahaha so great!

[ClareWalks]

1 minute ago, Snarkastikate said:

OMG she's crawling now!!!!  

NO! (Imagine I'm using my most incredulous, amused tone)

[Katydid]

I predict she's going to get a lot of social media "haterz" commenting on this, and I'm sure we'll be treated to her whining about it. Geez. Time for Dr. Now to make a Hawaiian house call! 

[MrHufflepuff]

41 minutes ago, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

Gastric bypass won’t do Whitney any good if she is unwilling to admit that her lifestyle is unhealthy and change anything.  

It might not do Whitney any good, but it'll do me a lot of good to see Dr. Now call Whitney out on her bullshit.

[Maggienolia]

Why  does she have blisters?? She doesn't exercise. She rarely wears shoes. What the fuck??? Now, I might not be able to walk an 8k any faster (with the same amount of (re: none) training that Twit had) but I could walk an 8k tomorrow easier than she is and with no stress or doubt that I'd finish. She is so beyond delusional!!!! And Hunter! Love Todd's comment that he's just gonna "strut" the end. Glenn and Hunter just literally had a walk in the park while Twit is afraid that she's going to snap her achilles tendon. 

And ever imagined BUDDY would be the  voice of reason?!?!?! At least in the beginning. Glad he went on and left her whining snotty self to finish on her own. Although the "I'd just be enabling" her comment seems like like the over-enthusiasm of the newly sober.