S07.E12: Something Blue

[IDreamofJoaquin]

That wedding was so sad.  I don't have anything new to add.  The chew, the weird cake in the corner, the lack of vows.....all terrible.   Rhine used to be cute but he is so ugly now.   However, Rhine has told the media that he gets anxious being filmed and I felt that I saw a little of that anxiousness and some emotion as he was saying his vows albeit them being incredibly shitty.

Mostly I came on here to ask why Amber is wearing these incredibly unflattering jumpsuits.  First the thick Christmas one and in this episode was she dressed as a bear??  Does Andrew look at her and find that attractive?  I don't want to offend anyone who may be wearing an animal costume in their own home, I personally do not like them. 

[CofCinci]

6 minutes ago, IDreamofJoaquin said:

Mostly I came on here to ask why Amber is wearing these incredibly unflattering jumpsuits.  First the thick Christmas one and in this episode was she dressed as a bear??  Does Andrew look at her and find that attractive?  I don't want to offend anyone who may be wearing an animal costume in their own home, I personally do not like them. 

She wears the ugly onesies so that we can’t tell how far along she is with Matt Baier’s Baby. 

[TeeMo]

This episode provided a lot of LOLs with that shitshow of a wedding for sure. My favorite moment was Mimi Jen and Maci playing the "I love you more!" game on one side of the room while Mackenzie and Ryan cut their wedding cake on the other while fighting over $100. 

But once again this episode found me feeling really terribly for Tyler. In that scene with the counselor where she said "It has probably been a long time since you've seen your dad" and he was silent for a minute and then said "I don't think I've ever seen him," it broke my heart. This is a kid who has always had a deadbeat drug addict for a father but who keeps holding on to hope that one of these days he is going to straighten his shit out. I can't imagine what that is like or how deep the damage Butch has done to Tyler goes. 

[mamadrama]

4 hours ago, TeeMo said:

Maci may have been boozing it up in the car on the way to Rhine's wedding but at least she was dressed appropriately and didn't bust out the denim skirt and tank top she wore to Cate and Tyler's big day.

It's really saying something when this is one of the most positive things we can say about the whole thing...

[bethster2000]

9 hours ago, Isthisok said:

Rhine is the Curious Case of Butch Baltierra

There is a lot of very serious writing talent on these boards.  Absolutely hilarious.

[teapot]

Do poop emojis really belong on cakes that people plan to eat? 

Amber’s  obligatory onesie!!!

Were Farrah & Deb in LA to film Fake New Year???  

What was up w/Deb & her time-lapse?  “Oh she had a sex tape which was a mistake.  But now she’s on adult websites!” Bitch, please.  Do they not have Google in Iowa?  What about the “gentleman’s club” appearances and the low-key madam situation?

finally, I don’t think I’ll ever begin a conversation by saying “so, I know I don’t like you....”

[AmyFarrahFowler]

20 hours ago, lezlers said:

I'm not going to slam Maci and Taylor for drinking at the wedding.  They're going to her drug addict ex's wedding to the bitch who tries to ruin Maci at every opportunity.   The dream couple have been on campaign to slam Maci this entire season.   Plus, everyone at that wedding was drunk.  I'm not really a drinker but I probably would've been shitfaced at that sham of a wedding too.

I slam them for drinking and driving. No one cares about a wedding and drinking. It's somewhat expected. I just don't care for mushy, sloppy drunks.

[kokapetl]

Farrah’s Austin house has 4 & 1/2 bathrooms. I don’t get why she couldn’t rent just 1 of her toilets to MTV. 

[GreatKazu]

On ‎2‎/‎22‎/‎2018 at 9:17 AM, Kokapetl said:

Farrah’s Austin house has 4 & 1/2 bathrooms. I don’t get why she couldn’t rent just 1 of her toilets to MTV. 

I am trying to understand why she is obligated to share her bathroom. 

On ‎2‎/‎22‎/‎2018 at 7:54 AM, AmyFarrahFowler said:

I slam them for drinking and driving. No one cares about a wedding and drinking. It's somewhat expected. I just don't care for mushy, sloppy drunks.

Truth.

Edited February 26, 2018 by GreatKazu

[kokapetl]

24 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Why should she? I am trying to understand why she is obligated to share her bathroom. 

Truth.

She wouldn’t have needed to share “her bathroom”, she could’ve shared one of the five bathrooms in her house, plus charge MTV a fee and insist on a cleaner. Being an unaccommodating weirdo to the people who were feeding her $500,000+ a year was stupid. 

[GreatKazu]

38 minutes ago, Kokapetl said:

She wouldn’t have needed to share “her bathroom”, she could’ve shared one of the five bathrooms in her house, plus charge MTV a fee and insist on a cleaner. Being an unaccommodating weirdo to the people who were feeding her $500,000+ a year was stupid. 

Larry and the crew were not paying Farrah's salary. Farrah is an independent contractor. She is not an employee of MTV. 

[bethster2000]

3 minutes ago, SPLAIN said:

I know this is just about a bathroom,

It's this simple, for me: it's my house, it's my rules.  If I don't want you in my house while wearing shoes, you don't wear shoes.  If I don't want you smoking in my house, you had better not even bring in a cigarette.  And if I don't want people other than myself and my child taking shits in my toilets, that's how it is going to be.  For some people, that isn't a big deal.  For others, it is a deal-breaker, which is obviously the case with Farrah.  She bought that home.  It is hers.  She gets to dictate the rules.  And if certain people don't like it, too bad.

[lezlers]

On ‎2‎/‎20‎/‎2018 at 5:14 PM, druzy said:

Oh shit, that's some juicy scoop!!!

[SPLAIN]

3 minutes ago, lezlers said:

Oh shit, that's some juicy scoop!!!

It is. It was posted by @druzy here and on the Jenelle thread the day before.

 

5 minutes ago, bethster2000 said:

It's this simple, for me: it's my house, it's my rules.  If I don't want you in my house while wearing shoes, you don't wear shoes.  If I don't want you smoking in my house, you had better not even bring in a cigarette.  And if I don't want people other than myself and my child taking shits in my toilets, that's how it is going to be.  For some people, that isn't a big deal.  For others, it is a deal-breaker, which is obviously the case with Farrah.  She bought that home.  It is hers.  She gets to dictate the rules.  And if certain people don't like it, too bad.

Damn straight. My house, my rules. Unless we are filming a bathroom renovation, you can take your shit elsewhere because no one will be allowed in my bathroom who isn't a guest.

Edited February 22, 2018 by SPLAIN

[lezlers]

On ‎2‎/‎21‎/‎2018 at 8:55 AM, Phoebe70 said:

I finally watched the episode.  Honestly, Farrah's hissyfit at the producer didn't really faze me.  She's talked to Larry in a similar fashion.  Why the producers put up with her attitude for YEARS is beyond me.

When Mack popped open the bottle of champagne (to go with Chick-Fil-A...LMAO), was she wearing a retainer in her mouth?

 

Macy's green dress at the wedding....ugh.  It looked pretty with the black jacket but when she took the jacket off you could see all those tattoos.  I think tattoos can be very beautiful, but Maci has so many that they make her look masculine.  Her tats remind me of Katlyn's on TM2, and that's never a good thing.

I would be so upset if my future husband was chewing ANYTHING while I'm walking down the aisle.  I don't care if it's gum or chew.  Can't you spit it out for the 15 minute ceremony?  I can't imagine kissing him with that crap in his mouth. If Ryan is an addict, why are his parents ok with all his drinking?!  And correct me if I'm wrong, but it looked like Larry had some chew in his mouth too. Like father, like son. 

 

Fast-forwarded through the Butch rehab stuff.  Yawn.  

Totally agree about Maci's dress.  When your entire back is covered with tats an open back dress with laces is not a good look when you're trying to dress up and look classy. 

On ‎2‎/‎21‎/‎2018 at 11:29 AM, Phoebe70 said:

I thought they were referring to Maci and Taylor drinking IN THE CAR on the way to the wedding.  They both were drinking from cups (I think his was a red Solo cup) and he was not wearing a seat belt.  Maybe they were just drinking pop, but given their history I doubt it.

Oh, yeah, they were in the back of a car, obviously pre-gaming.  Still not going to judge based on where they were headed to.  I'm sure having a good buzz on made those awful vows a bit more bearable. ;)

[bethster2000]

14 minutes ago, SPLAIN said:

My house, my rules.

OMG, Splain...we have officially turned into our parents ;-)

[Phoebe70]

1 hour ago, Kokapetl said:

She wouldn’t have needed to share “her bathroom”, she could’ve shared one of the five bathrooms in her house, plus charge MTV a fee and insist on a cleaner. Being an unaccommodating weirdo to the people who were feeding her $500,000+ a year was stupid. 

Honestly, when we had our basement refinished, one of the contractors used to take huge dumps in our bathroom (after eating 10 chili dogs and drinking two 2-liters of Coke for his lunch).  Sometimes he didn't flush the toilet either.  My friend made the same mistake of hiring him and he somehow ended up getting poop on her bathroom wall and ceiling!  So yeah, I can totally understand why Farrah doesn't want a bunch of people using her toilet.  (That's about the only thing with Farrah I can agree with, BTW)

[Lusterleaf]

Ok I finally caught up on everything.

What a shit show of a wedding... Ryan didn't want to be there so he got himself wasted, very sad. You can tell that Jen secretly wishes that Maci was her daughter in law. Ryan needs to go back to rehab and stay there for a few months instead of a few weeks. Mac could care less so as long as she is on TV and collecting that MTV paycheck.

I think the rehab that Butch went to offered the "scholarship" for free MTV publicity. It's a good thing Tyler did not pay the 40k+ out of pocket because I have a feeling as soon as Butch gets out he'll be using again.

Farrah isn't pleasant, but I do think that the producers heavily edited it and didn't show the full story- to make it seem like Farrah was just an over the top mega bitch, and encourage the viewers hate her in order to justify her being fired next season. I don't get why Amber's producer got the axe but Farrah's did not. I don't see what is so special about Amber that MTV has to bow down to her wishes. And some of these teen moms are way worse , like Janelle. At least Farrah is the only one trying to make something of her life and starting businesses (besides porn) instead of sitting on the couch and waiting for the MTV paychecks to come in.

Speaking of Amber, she is so selfish. Everything has to be about her. First with deciding that she is going to learn the sex of the baby without caring about what NuMatt thought, and then announcing the sex at her daughter's birthday party. There is a time and a place for that. I say this every episode but thank goodness that Leah has Gary & Kristina.

[BabyDaddy]

On 2/20/2018 at 9:26 PM, usernameG said:

When she did the chat room videos, I googled them. It was so bad. She just kind of laid there, touched herself, texted....Why anyone would want to see that I have no idea.

There is a dude on an ocean oil rig somewhere who might want to see it.

Or some guy at an army post halfway around the world.

I imagine it is mostly men who don't have easy access to women who get the most out of 'cam girls'.

[monicageller]

On 2/21/2018 at 4:08 AM, ya both high said:

Someone walks past in a TRULY bizarre bright blue and white striped suit with flamingoes and palm trees. Brief WTF moment.

 

Firstly: Brava!

Secondly: The wedding was such a shitshow I didn't even notice this. I went back to watch and found it. When this isn't anywhere near the weirdest thing happening at your wedding... you've got some problems.

 

[FairyDusted]

Must be the crazy cousin. Or his dealer.

[CofCinci]

That guy is the only person having fun at that sham of a wedding. 

[monicageller]

I'd much rather hang out with him than anybody involved in the 'wedding'.

[CaliforniaLove]

13 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

Must be the crazy cousin. Or his dealer

Somewhere Emily Valentine was lurking in a corner going "see the guy with the flamingos on his suit? He sells opiates." #euphoria4eva

[GreatKazu]

That is Ryan's oar-stealing buddy. 

[FairyDusted]

LMAO! OARS!

[SPLAIN]

Reminds me of Prince's outfit:

[charmed1]

6 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Somewhere Emily Valentine was lurking in a corner going "see the guy with the flamingos on his suit? He sells opiates." #euphoria4eva

Brandon was way too good for her.

[GreatKazu]

3 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

Reminds me of Prince's outfit:

OMG I was trying to figure out what that suit reminded me of, and here you come with the purple one in his Raspberry Beret outfit. Thank you! 

RIP 

7 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

LMAO! OARS!

Just the damn word makes me giggle. lol 

Edited February 24, 2018 by GreatKazu

[FairyDusted]

I realllllly hope the OAR Story is true AF! @GreatKazu  I put nothing passed (past?) him. 

[GreatKazu]

I am still waiting for the Matt robbery story to update! lol Just saying. *AMF ppf* lol 

Edited February 26, 2018 by GreatKazu

[FairyDusted]

Yaaassss! I forgot about LVMATT! Sooooo glad I moved before he came around. You would have seen me on the news.

[GreatKazu]

@mamadrama I too was hoping and praying that robber was Matt. Oh lord, can you imagine?

Should I call LVPD and do a status check on that case? Oh wait. My oldest child is in LV right now. I should have her go ask about it. lol 

@FairyDusted on the news as she throws a shoutout to her PTV peeps! haha 

[FairyDusted]

I'd work my Preverts in. 

[GreatKazu]

I'd need a special shout out! Yo homie AMF! 

[FairyDusted]

1 minute ago, GreatKazu said:

I'd need a special shout out! Yo homie AMF! 

WEll DUH! LOL 

[ghoulina]

On 2/21/2018 at 7:06 PM, Inga said:

With so much going on this episode, I’m not surprised no one mentioned how David spoke to Deb on the phone! Forget Rhine and Mack attack, why are these 2 getting married???? He can’t seem to even stand talking to her on the phone!

I noticed that! He always seems in a rush to get off the phone with her. I don't think that dude likes her. At all. 

 

13 hours ago, mamadrama said:

You and me both, my friend. 

And where IS the Matt robbery update? I was so hoping it was him. That addition would've made this episode glorious. 

I need Matt AND Ryan to go in on a robbery together. Something even crazier than oars. 

[FairyDusted]

6 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

I noticed that! He always seems in a rush to get off the phone with her. I don't think that dude likes her. At all. 

 

I need Matt AND Ryan to go in on a robbery together. Something even crazier than oars. 

ALL OF THIS! ok…..2 sets of OARS?

[GreatKazu]

1 minute ago, FairyDusted said:

ALL OF THIS! ok…..2 sets of OARS?

lol  Yeah, I was thinking Ryan can steal oars and Matt can steel kayaks. 

[FairyDusted]

And they can row away over the Boulder Dam.

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

And they can row away over the Boulder Dam.

I would pay to watch that happen. 

Can you imagine those two bumbling idiots trying to pull off any heists? 

Matt could teach Ryan the finer points of conning women out of their money. Now that I think about it, Matt would con Ryan out of his TM money. He would suggest they move in together. Oh, that would have been comedy gold for MTV. What do you think my ppp amiga? 

Edited February 24, 2018 by GreatKazu

[kit.kat343]

Quote

With so much going on this episode, I’m not surprised no one mentioned how David spoke to Deb on the phone! Forget Rhine and Mack attack, why are these 2 getting married???? He can’t seem to even stand talking to her on the phone!

I noticed that! He always seems in a rush to get off the phone with her. I don't think that dude likes her. At all. 

 I wonder if the wedding already happened in real time.  Without the MTV cameras, David is going to fly out of there faster than heads spin in the Exorcist.  Debra is about to lose her precious MTV fame and David.  If she weren't such an awful person I would feel sorry for her.

Edited February 24, 2018 by kit.kat343

[FairyDusted]

5 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

I would pay to watch that happen. 

Can you imagine those two bumbling idiots trying to pull off any heists? 

Matt could teach Ryan the finer points of conning women out of their money. Now that I think about it, Matt would con Ryan out of his TM money. He would suggest they move in together. Oh, that would have been comedy gold for MTV. What do you think my ppp amiga? 

I think that Greasy and Sleepy would make the best doofus crime partners ever! The special writes itself. Being …Oar Dealers. LOL  PPP AMF

[GreatKazu]

On ‎2‎/‎24‎/‎2018 at 11:37 AM, FairyDusted said:

I think that Greasy and Sleepy would make the best doofus crime partners ever! The special writes itself. Being …Oar Dealers. LOL  PPP AMF

Okay now, we must be high. We are getting it wrong. It is PPP.  lol 

OMG Greasy & Sleepy! Perfect names for them.  Being Oar Dealers...Bwhahaha

Edited February 26, 2018 by GreatKazu

[FairyDusted]

The funnier part is I knew what you intended and took the pass anydamnway. 

[SnarkKitty]

1. Simon is a thirsty wannabe; I take anything he says with a grain of salt as he's also a habitual liar.
2.  My bathroom apartheid is real. I don't like contractors using my bathroom and I won't even share my bathroom with my husband HOWEVER if I was working with a crew of 3-4 people for the past eight years, and they spent hours upon hours in my house AND I had multiple bathrooms, I'd feel like a right asshole making them use a port-a-potty instead of setting one aside for their use (and asking to be reimbursed for necessary cleaning.) And wrt right assholes ...

3. I could have a pocket full of fucks and I wouldn't spare a single one for what MTV is doing to that entitled, plasticized, overly indulged, build-a-body, unintelligent, heinous, RACIST sociopathic asshole cunt of a wildebeest known to us as Farrah Abraham.  That karma is LONG delayed. She is without question the absolute worst of the pile of waste that assembled forms the Teen Mom franchise. Every one of them has been ruined by the fame and money to an extent, but she has been ruined beyond redemption.  

But, you know. Mileage, vary.

 

[SPLAIN]

14 hours ago, ghoulina said:

 

I need Matt AND Ryan to go in on a robbery together. Something even crazier than oars. 

 

14 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

ALL OF THIS! ok…..2 sets of OARS?

LMAO

Imagine if Matt and Ryan had a spin-off show?

A River Runs Through It - Don't Forget the Oars

Wild Oars

[SPLAIN]

On 2/21/2018 at 11:21 PM, teapot said:

Do poop emojis really belong on cakes that people plan to eat? 

 

 

Leah's cake is what I assume you are referring to unless there were turds on Ryan and Mack's wedding cake.

Leah likes the emojis that are on iphones. She was painting the various smiley faces that people use in texts and posts. I think I saw some stuffed toy smiley faces at her house, too. That is likely why her birthday cake had the turd emojis on them.

[RealitytvLover]

27 minutes ago, SPLAIN said:

Leah's cake is what I assume you are referring to unless there were turds on Ryan and Mack's wedding cake.

Leah likes the emojis that are on iphones. She was painting the various smiley faces that people use in texts and posts. I think I saw some stuffed toy smiley faces at her house, too. That is likely why her birthday cake had the turd emojis on them.

That's interesting. I assumed Amber played a part in the poop emoji on the cake due to Leah's nick "bew bew [sic]". ? 

[charmed1]

6 hours ago, SnarkKitty said:

3. I could have a pocket full of fucks and I wouldn't spare a single one for what MTV is doing to that entitled, plasticized, overly indulged, build-a-body, unintelligent, heinous, RACIST sociopathic asshole cunt of a wildebeest known to us as Farrah Abraham.  That karma is LONG delayed.

Ha. @SnarkKitty came through like “Now that I have your attention.” 

Yup. I could not care less what MTV does to Farrah or Jenelle. So pornography is an honest living. Great, so is driving for Uber. And Farrah tried to destroy the livelihood and the life of a man out trying to make an honest living. Farrah concocted an entire story accusing an innocent man of rape. How heinous is that? And only walked back her vile, disgusting lies when that innocent man brought the receipts for that ass. This fugly bitch and her sleazy boyfriend trashed this man’s vehicle and thought they could get away with it by cooking up some Mayella Ewell scam, and the worst consequence she suffered for accusing an innocent man of rape was being banned from Uber. God forbid if this man, or as she referred to him, “the Persian dude,” ended up doing time for this. 

I really don’t care why MTV let’s Farrah go. She and her cast mates have lived quite comfortably for quite some time. If this is the universe’s way of issuing her, her comeuppance for trying to ruin an innocent man’s life, then so be it.