S08.E07: Time for After – Pre-Air Speculation and Live Chat

[halgia]

Negan has to enlist the help of his lieutenants in solving a huge issue facing the Sanctuary.

[CletusMusashi]

The issue Negan faces will be the need for mass production of shitting pants. And meanwhile, back at the dump:

Rick: "Negan is almost finished. Just let me go back to the war, and I'll give you all our guns first."

Dumpster Diva: "Had war. Lost. Got shot."

Rick: "No, but this time I have an extra secret plan. First we're going to lure Negan into a false sense of security by not shooting him for another five seasons"

Diva: "War over. Time for after."

Rick: "What do mean after?"

Diva: "I lie with after. What? You no watch last season?"

Rick: "Well, I meant to, but after Glenn died it just wasn't that good a show..."

Diva strips nekkid and climbs onto pile of macoroni duck scuptures: "Up up up. Now."

Rick: "Meh. Still no crazier than Lori..."

Edited December 3, 2017 by CletusMusashi

[peach]

Remember when we used to say things like, if Daryl dies, we riot?  If Rick has sex with Jadis, I riot.  

[Nashville]

36 minutes ago, peach said:

Remember when we used to say things like, if Daryl dies, we riot?  If Rick has sex with Jadis, I riot.  

Really?  If Rick has sex with Jadis, I projectile vomit - but hey, to each their own.

[peach]

15 minutes ago, Nashville said:

Really?  If Rick has sex with Jadis, I projectile vomit - but hey, to each their own.

There will be a vomit riot.  Let's just all aim it away from each other.

[TigerLynx]

You'll are funny, but I so did not need that mental image.

What are the odds that while Negan is once again yakking away, not paying attention to a damn thing, completely oblivious to the fact that Dwight, Gabriel and Eugene are considering killing him, they all miss their shot and hit each other instead?

[Nashville]

3 hours ago, peach said:

There will be a vomit riot.  Let's just all aim it away from each other.

[mightysparrow]

13 hours ago, peach said:

Remember when we used to say things like, if Daryl dies, we riot?  If Rick has sex with Jadis, I riot.  

If Rick has sex with Jadis, I'll LAUGH until I vomit.

[Ohwell]

If Rick has sex with Jadis, his penis will rot.  Works for me.  

[CletusMusashi]

Step One: Shoot Negan's Windows and Seduce Dumpster Diva

Step Two: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????

Step Three: Victory
 

Apparently this show is being written by the underwear gnomes from South Park.

[Mu Shu]

13 hours ago, Nashville said:

Really?  If Rick has sex with Jadis, I projectile vomit - but hey, to each their own.

There’s still room to riot. You projectile vomit, than get back on the horse and riot.

[CletusMusashi]

Won't work. by the time you're done vomiting, Kirkman will have already killed the horse.

[nodorothyparker]

Only after letting a character name the horse and interact with it just enough to let the audience get attached to it.

[Irishmaple]

Damn. I still haven’t watched the previous two episodes. I missed 5 because I was on vacation; I missed 6 because I got off a plane after crossing the Atlantic and Toronto Pearson Customs is the absolute worst so I was too tired to catch up on 5 before 6 aired, so I just went to bed! Now 7 is on deck, the two episodes are on demand waiting, and I watched two episodes of SWAT and the latest Blindspot instead. I didn’t realize how much I hated Negan until I had to face his return episode. I mean, it’s no secret that I hate him but it’s reached the point that I am actively avoiding watching the show.

There’s still time to catch up though.  I missed you guys!

Edited December 3, 2017 by Irishmaple
Corrected episode numbers.

[AngelaHunter]

On ‎12‎/‎2‎/‎2017 at 0:22 PM, CletusMusashi said:

Rick: "Negan is almost finished. Just let me go back to the war, and I'll give you all our guns first."

Dumpster Diva: "Had war. Lost. Got shot."

Rick: "No, but this time I have an extra secret plan. First we're going to lure Negan into a false sense of security by not shooting him for another five seasons"

Diva: "War over. Time for after."

Rick: "What do mean after?"

Diva: "I lie with after. What? You no watch last season?"

Rick: "Well, I meant to, but after Glenn died it just wasn't that good a show..."

Diva strips nekkid and climbs onto pile of macoroni duck scuptures: "Up up up. Now."

Rick: "Meh. Still no crazier than Lori..."

Please let this happen. I might actually enjoy this.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Bought out the last of the Bacardi 151 from my local liquor store.

Godspeed, I'll miss u my friend.

 

So my chosen poison for tonight is Don Q 151.

 

 

#SaveDrCarson

[peach]

I've decided to just assume Jadis has been punking Rick all along, and she talks normally if he's not around.   This show isn't so bad if you view it as a comedy.

[raven]

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Back in boxcar A, again.

[Armchair Critic]

Nice boxers Rick

[eejm]

Was Rick branded?

Junkyard mugshot?

[nodorothyparker]

Ahh, Jadis has a camera too.

You have to appreciate the raw hubris of a man still making threats when he's tied up alone in his boxers in a dumpster.

[SoSueMe]

Is that dump equipped with a darkroom and developing chemicals?

[gutbuster]

Why was he sitting there with his hands bound? Wouldn't he have gnawed the ropes off his wrists?

[CletusMusashi]

Figures. The Trash People want to make Grimeporn.

[Armchair Critic]

Work
(Supermodel)
You better work it, girl
(Of the world )
Wet your lips and make love to the camera

(Dumpster Diva's song for Rick)

[SimoneS]

Seriously, how does Kirkman think the garbage people that is entertaining?

[wait.what]

How can you be taken seriously in your dingy damp boxers? 

I always win the argument if I’m dressed and my hubs is in his underwear. ?

[raven]

Boxers not briefs.

[AimingforYoko]

So, they're a colony of pretentious artists? That explains so much!

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Guess ASZ has no tidy whities 

[CletusMusashi]

Maybe they're going to hang his picture up in their Hall of People Even Stupider Than Them.

[mightysparrow]

Does Rick give his children even a passing thought?  Or is childcare Michonne's job?  Carl and Judith are being raised by strangers (or are raising themselves in Carl's case).

[eejm]

Did the junkyard people appear in the comics?  If so, I take it readers routinely skip over those issues?

[MrsRafaelBarba]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Work
(Supermodel)
You better work it, girl
(Of the world )
Wet your lips and make love to the camera

(Dumpster Diva's song for Rick)

 

 

DEAD......

[nodorothyparker]

Could be worse.  Could be grimy Grimes man panties.

[Lillith]

At this point I'm starting to feel like I'm in an abusive relationship with this show. I keep getting hurt (or bored) yet I keep coming back for more. Why? Besides the snark from you fine folks I'm just not sure. 

[raven]

Eugene does not want to leave his video games.

[SoSueMe]

1 minute ago, raven said:

Boxers not briefs.

Another mystery solved.

[SimoneS]

Scintillating, Eugene writing in a notebook.

[mightysparrow]

1 minute ago, Lillith said:

At this point I'm starting to feel like I'm in an abusive relationship with this show. I keep getting hurt (or bored) yet I keep coming back for more. Why? Besides the snark from you fine folks I'm just not sure. 

Very well said.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Mullet and Pizza face.

[chick binewski]

So Donald Rumsfeld is Eugene's inspiration?

[Armchair Critic]

Eugene is usually good for a laugh, he is onto scar face being the traitor

[CletusMusashi]

If I have to climb fences and fight zombies, I want briefs. or better yet, hybrids. Can't have the Teddy Roosevelts just flailing around everywhere.

[nodorothyparker]

Dwight's staring at Eugene and wondering WTH nobody in this apocalypse speaks like a normal person.

[SimoneS]

When this is over, Eugene's dumb ass better stay living with the saviors. I don't see how he can return to Alexandria.

[raven]

I could not understand anything before Eugene said "I need you to cease and desist".  Damn he was talking fast.  Would probably help if I paid more attention.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, MrsRafaelBarba said:

Mullet and Pizza face.

The worst team since Jake and the Fatman

[Red Fields]

So Eugene is a total shit, after all.