S08.E01: Mercy - Pre-Air Speculation and Live Chat

[SimoneS]

Thank goodness for Pitch Perfect 2.

[tennisgurl]

Gregory is like the human personification of a jellyfish. 

Also, SHOOT HIM DAMN IT!!!!

[minamurray78]

I think Gregory is overestimating his command of the hill.

[laschifosavita]

We should not have to listen to the Hilltop guy.  I'll sit through Rick and Negan's boring speeches, but I'm not here for this at all.

[raven]

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Somebody shoot SOMEBODY for God's sake!  How can it be 'All Out War' if nobody's doing any fucking fighting?

 

 

It's a war of WORDS.

[Rosiejuliemom]

I'm gonna need to know why Jesus has a lobster bib.

 

Jesus: "The Hilltop stands with Maggie."

Gregory: "Who the fuck is Maggie?"

[AngelaHunter]

1 minute ago, SimoneS said:

It is Phillip all over again except neverending.

Philip was better. He was human and didn't give endless monologues or tilt backwards to emphasize every other word.

I"m only 20 minutes in. Is that a Twizzler Tara has hanging from her mouth? Why isn't she eating it? That is distracting me terribly.

[Morrigan2575]

I rather entertained by this Negan/Rick exchange

Edited October 23, 2017 by Morrigan2575

[CletusMusashi]

Morgan is stabbier than Carol this week.

[raven]

"Think we could take a time out here" LOLOLOL.

Rick shot on seven.  At least someone shot!!

[DearEvette]

Why is Negan-lit so mad that Gregory has no juice?  Has he not met Gregory before?

[minamurray78]

Ups, there's a coup in the middle of the "war".

[SimoneS]

OMFG, I turn back and he is still fucking talking! I just can't. My head about to fucking explode!

[Gobi]

You know he missed.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

LOL!

 

FU Gregory!

[Red Fields]

About damn time!

[tennisgurl]

I do so enjoy Rick being pissy. Its how everyone should be with Negan. 

FINALLY!!!! Indiana Jones would have shot 30 minutes ago!!!!

[calliope1975]

1 minute ago, Morrigan2575 said:

I rather entertained by this Negan/Rick exchange

I like it when Rick is sassy back. It was broken Rick and Negan that drove me bananas. 

[nodorothyparker]

Middle manager guy whose name I can't remember isn't down for this shit.  He just wants his usual melon quota.

[Irishmaple]

Hang in there, Simone. Rick started shooting.

[JackONeill]

Rick must not have done well with arithmetic.

[Rosiejuliemom]

Just now, Gobi said:

You know he missed.

At least he shot.

[minamurray78]

yap yap yap.

yap yap?

YAAAAAP!!!!

yapyapyapyapyapyap

[DearEvette]

Just now, Gobi said:

You know he missed.

My sister just texted me, "Y'all motherfuckas know Rick missed Negan's over talking ass."

[tennisgurl]

5...6...7...DIE!!!!!

[laschifosavita]

2 minutes ago, AngelaHunter said:

Philip was better. He was human and didn't give endless monologues or tilt backwards to emphasize every other word.

I"m only 20 minutes in. Is that a Twizzler Tara has hanging from her mouth? Why isn't she eating it? That is distracting me terribly.

Because there are feebleminded people (like me) who will be planning out when they can buy Twizzlers if we're shown one enough times.

[Valny]

Just now, Rosiejuliemom said:

At least he shot.

He better not have shot above their heads!!

[SimoneS]

1 minute ago, Irishmaple said:

Hang in there, Simone. Rick started shooting.

Thanks. I am turning back.

[AimingforYoko]

Is anyone else going to miss Xander Berkeley's sniveling?

[CletusMusashi]

Good way to surprise Negan. The idea of not counting down over and over for half an hour would never have occurred to him, so that was a very good tactic. 

Now that I'm agreeing withb Rick, watch him suddenly give away all their guns again...

[raven]

That Red Machete thing was dumb.  I was laughing while he struggled to open the package, I thought it was a joke.  Why not grab the shears hanging on the wall?  Or you know, run away?

LOL.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Welp.

 

That was an EPIC FAIL at the Hardware store.

[SimoneS]

Why are they shooting above their heads?

[Rosiejuliemom]

The Red-handled fucking machete is getting backstory?! If this is going to be a weekly thing, it'll have more verifiable story than T-Dog in a month. Yes, I'm still bitter.

[Gobi]

They're shooting the effing Windows!?!

[nodorothyparker]

Negan right there and they shoot out the windows.  The windows.  What did they ever do to you?

[mightysparrow]

Oh look!  Rick (AND EVERYONE ELSE) missed!

[calliope1975]

Just now, Gobi said:

They're shooting the effing Windows!?!

Hmmm. Seems like a waste of firepower. I assume there's a point...maybe?

[Rosiejuliemom]

So, this whole thing has been a distraction to draw the horde?

Cool.

[DearEvette]

They have a PLAN.

[chick binewski]

I'm unclear on this plan.

[SimoneS]

Of course, Rick misses when he has a chance to kill the nattering fucker.

Edited October 23, 2017 by SimoneS

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Awww, Sonequa's hubby Kenric, I see u Sir.

Edited October 23, 2017 by MrsRafaelBarba

[tennisgurl]

Well, if you have zombies, you better use the zombies...

[Morrigan2575]

Didn't Mythbusters debunk the whole bullets blow shit up thing?

[Rosiejuliemom]

Just now, chick binewski said:

I'm unclear on this plan.

Make noise, draw undead, leave lots of open windows, get out.

[Irishmaple]

Are they softening up the building for the horde? Enter here.

[wait.what]

These walkers are moving fast. They are going to get all the way to Neegan that fast?

[Enigma X]

I am reading this and was wondering if I should tune in this season. Then I read they shot out some windows and not Negan, Nah, I'm good bruh.

[SimoneS]

They cannot just win in this episode. We have to have a whole season of this bullshit missing.