S09.E20: Reunion Part 1

[OnceSane]

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Dorinda confronts Sonja over the ``Tipsy Girl'' allegations; Luann gives an update on her first few months of marriage; Bethenny questions Ramona's attitude toward others; the housewives speculate on Ramona's behavior; Andy Cohen hosts.

 

[KungFuBunny]

Dorinda confronts Sonja over the ``Tipsy Girl'' allegations;

Oooh I want to see this

Clip! You're a fraud!

Clip! You're bankrupt!

Clip! I brought my file folder of information on you

[BBHN]

Let battle commence.

[KungFuBunny]

Ramona's boobs look like they've been buffed

[Mozelle]

This prologue about LuAnn's and Tom's divorce almost reads like, Just understand that you're going to hear LuAnn bullshit about things during this reunion. 

[Straycat80]

They did this reunion in a synagogue? Oy! 

[chick binewski]

1 minute ago, Mozelle said:

This prologue about LuAnn's and Tom's divorce almost reads like, Just understand that you're going to hear LuAnn bullshit about things during this reunion. 

Or like the opening credits of Blair Witch Project.

[ivygirl]

Ah, Ramona Carey. She's gonna be busting out (um...) "Heartbreaker" and giving us a tour of her apartment any moment now.

Meanwhile, The Tinz looks like she's wearing a bridesmaid dress my mom wore around 1969, with a skirt that looks like my junior high dance dress from the late 80s.

Edited August 17, 2017 by ivygirl

[Rosiejuliemom]

Ramona's hair, dress, and tan are all blending together. She kinda looks like a giant Werther's Original with lips.

[Neurochick]

I laughed at the disclaimer about Luann, like: What you are about to see really happened.

Ramona is trying to look like the Farrah Fawcett poster from the 1970's.

Edited August 17, 2017 by Neurochick

[KungFuBunny]

I didn't realize until tonight that Dorinda has a hairy face.

She doesn't look fresh and light - the foundation is too dark and the hairs around her sideburns and chin are super obvious

[jaybird2]

carole's cheeks are over the top too much.   ramona looks better than she has all season

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Ramona should have her own disorder in the DSM. 

How do you not realize, at age 60, that tearing someone's house up is wrong?

[Straycat80]

Tinsley is dressed in Elsa from Frozen blue. 

Yeah, Ramona looks great for 60, but look at ALL the work she's had done! 

[jaybird2]

Just now, KungFuBunny said:

I didn't realize until tonight that Dorinda has a hairy face.

She doesn't look fresh and light - the foundation is too dark and the hairs around her sideburns and chin are super obvious

the gold, glittery eye shadow is not doing her any favors 

[chick binewski]

I'm shocked that Bethenny knows her assistant's names. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

I thought we left "the zone" in Turks and Caicos?

[ryebread]

Shut up, Bethenny.

Ramona's getting hammered.

[scoobie1]

What did Bethenny say?  Everyone on this couch is in a relationship?  Is/was she? 

[jaybird2]

is lu's dress one of her wedding dresses ?  anyway not a fan of it but her makeup is spot on 

[tribeca]

Is Bethany the cohost ?

[KungFuBunny]

Oooh here we go....

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, ryebread said:

Shut up, Bethenny.

Ramona's getting hammered.

I thought Andy was the host. Zip it Beth.

Ramona is handling  this pretty well, she's owning everything she did and said. 

[Wendy]

Dorinda's makeup, WTF! 

She should never use that person again, she has looked good all season and this is how is it going to end? 

[kacesq]

Does Dorinda look orange to the rest of you? YIkes.  I don't like Ramona's dress at all.

[ryebread]

3 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Oooh here we go....

I kinda hate Dorinda. She's gross. Clip this.

[Pickles]

Dorinda's hair is too white. Too much spray tan. Lipstick too pale. Texts=Texas.

Ramona's boobs look so plastic. 

[scoobie1]

Ramona's boobs look absolutely gross. That dress is not flattering

Sonja: They were in the "guest" closet. 

Dorinda: they are ALL my closets. 

 

LOL!!!!! 

[ivygirl]

Ah, we have a new CLIP!

"Focus, Focus, Focus!" complete with Madonna "Vogue" hand gestures.

[Wendy]

It is amazing to me that someone else has to point to Sonja that using somebody's else lingerie is completely out of the question. 

Why do these women wait to get called to the carpet before owning their behavior? 

Bethenny's segment with Ramona might have seemed heavy but at least I could understand them better, nobody interrupted, Andy is a terrible host, everybody talks over the other and it is very hard to understand what is going on and who is talking to who. 

[chick binewski]

Sonja & Ramona are nuts and IMO their tendency to take over vacations and other people's homes and possessions is a higher end version of shoplifting due to depression and the bottomless well of need they both have but never address.

Also, this set is making me nuts. It's some kind of Moulin Rouge by way of Boca Beach Club hybrid and I do not like.

[scoobie1]

Sigh...I'm not even a huge Luann fan and I feel bad during this segment. 

[Wendy]

Luann, "Married life is fantastic, I love being Mrs. D'Agostino forever" 

I feel second-hand embarrassment for her and then I remember that by the time the reunion filmed Luann and Tom probably have decided to divorce and then I am amazed as to all the lies that are coming from Luann's mouth with such an ease. 

[Neurochick]

Yes, Luann just wanted a wedding, she wanted a party where she would be the center of attention.  Tom was just there because Luann needed a groom.

[scoobie1]

1 minute ago, Wendy said:

Luann, "Married life is fantastic, I love being Mrs. D'Agostino forever" 

I feel second-hand embarrassment for her and then I remember that by the time the reunion filmed Luann and Tom probably have decided to divorce and then I am amazed as to all the lies that are coming from Luann's mouth with such an ease. 

Yes...do you think the other ladies knew she made that decision during the reunion?

[Straycat80]

3 minutes ago, scoobie1 said:

Sigh...I'm not even a huge Luann fan and I feel bad during this segment. 

Same here. And you could see all the other women clenching their teeth after watching the segment too. 

[Wendy]

1 minute ago, scoobie1 said:

Yes...do you think the other ladies knew she made that decision during the reunion?

I don't have that impression, it seems to me like the others are aware of many things going on in Luann's marriage but are not willing to put it out there. 

It seems to me like they all have heard the rumors around them but I don't think any of them thought that they would be divorcing a week later after the reunion. 

Just my impression. 

[KungFuBunny]

So Bethenny backed Ramona up in what she heard about the Regency Bunny.

It didn't end at the regency he picked it up again in LA.

I want to hear about the story Bethenny mentioned in the Berkshires - he is supporting one of his lady friends

[Mozelle]

The women caught that past tense of "I loved being Mrs. D'Agostino" (or whatever the exact words were). LuAnn knew then that Tom was ready to file for divorce.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Nancy Drew sneaky

[Wendy]

26 minutes ago, ryebread said:

Shut up, Bethenny.

Ramona's getting hammered.

 

IMO she deserves to be hammered, especially by Bethenny. 

I thought she was honestly regretful but with Ramona you never know. 

Few hours of good talk do not make up for a whole season of shitty behavior 

[HunterHunted]

12 minutes ago, ivygirl said:

Ah, we have a new CLIP!

"Focus, Focus, Focus!" complete with Madonna "Vogue" hand gestures.

Category is...Real Housewife Dorinda Medley realness.

Focus. Focus, focus. Clip! Focus. Focus, focus. Clip! You're bankrupt. You're a fraud. Clip!

Please someone turn Dorinda's clips into a dance track.

[sasha206]

I don't think for one minute Lu's marriage was anything other than a story line.  She doesn't seem like a woman in love.  She doesn't seem like a woman betrayed.  She seems like a woman who is enjoying the attention devoted to her now 2 years in a row.

[chick binewski]

So does Bethenny dose Andy before the show or does he just give her a list of "I heard..." statements to continually bark at the the other cast members?

[scoobie1]

Just now, sasha206 said:

I don't think for one minute Lu's marriage was anything other than a story line.  She doesn't seem like a woman in love.  She doesn't seem like a woman betrayed.  She seems like a woman who is enjoying the attention devoted to her now 2 years in a row.

To go through all that for a storyline?  I don't know ...she could have done all of it and then NOT get married and that would have been a good story too.  With all the women now spilling their guts about all their Tom stories now that she isn't marrying him.  That could have been a few episodes right there. 

[jaybird2]

18 minutes ago, Wendy said:

It is amazing to me that someone else has to point to Sonja that using somebody's else lingerie is completely out of the question. 

Why do these women wait to get called to the carpet before owning their behavior? 

Bethenny's segment with Ramona might have seemed heavy but at least I could understand them better, nobody interrupted, Andy is a terrible host, everybody talks over the other and it is very hard to understand what is going on and who is talking to who. 

thank the lord i always have closed caption on!

[Bronzedog]

Even if Luann's marriage wasn't already over when this was filmed, Andy is working overtime to stir the shit in that marriage.

[KungFuBunny]

Hey what happenned to Dorinda confronting Sonja on the Tipsy Girl Allegations?????

[chick binewski]

1 minute ago, sasha206 said:

I don't think for one minute Lu's marriage was anything other than a story line.  She doesn't seem like a woman in love.  She doesn't seem like a woman betrayed.  She seems like a woman who is enjoying the attention devoted to her now 2 years in a row.

I agree she does not look 'in love'. It's more like 'totally forced'.  

I still don't get the marriage.    

[KungFuBunny]

Wow, so much of part 1 was negative shit about Luann/Tom Shamarriage

Bravo hates Luann