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[Duke Silver]

[BetterButter]

[Ceindreadh]

So the family and I were having a fun game of "Ah here now!" Which is basically an Irish version of Cards against humanity. 

One question was "This St. Patrick's day, the Taoiseach (Irish head of govt) will present the US President with ________ in the White House"

Winning answer was "Tits for hands"

(and that was one of the cleaner winners of the night!)

[Duke Silver]

[DollEyes]

A tweet from Jean Kaylin Robinson, creator of the MTV series Sweet Vicious, about two college girls who become vigilantes targeting campus sexual predators:

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Our President Elect is like the meanest girl in middle school.

[Totale]

Not strictly political, but it works.  No soundtrack so SFW

[Moose135]

I think we're going to be living in a black & white world the next four years...

[Duke Silver]

[backformore]

[NewDigs]

[AntiBeeSpray]

Just saw these reviews about 'Why Trump deserves trust, respect and admiration'... they're gold XD.

[fastiller]

26 minutes ago, AntiBeeSpray said:

Just saw these reviews about 'Why Trump deserves trust, respect and admiration'... they're gold XD.

The book looks well researched too.

[AntiBeeSpray]

3 hours ago, backformore said:

Do you have a link back to the article for that? If it's legit, then good for Huffington Post!

[backformore]

5 hours ago, AntiBeeSpray said:

Do you have a link back to the article for that? If it's legit, then good for Huffington Post!

No, I got it from Twitter, I'm sure it's not a real article

[AntiBeeSpray]

Just now, backformore said:

No, I got it from Twitter, I'm sure it's not a real article

Oh damn it.  :(  It's still pretty funny though.

[Lantern7]

15 hours ago, Duke Silver said:

William Hung wasn't born American, was he? Like Pablo Fransisco said, "He's from Singapore, because he sings so poor!" That's what I'm going by; I could be wrong.

You think the "guest of honor" will sing the opening lyrics of (opening up new tab, doing search) "Bawitdaba"? And you have to admit, "Only God Knows Why" fits the theme perfectly.

[DollEyes]

More tweets:

First, one from Conan O'Brien, from November 13th:

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Started my day the same way I have every day since the election: By looking out my window and [making] sure that America's not on fire.

Next, one from actor Stephen Lang, about Trump:

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If one is delusional, can one know one is delusional? 'Cause you're delusional. You know that, right?

Next, one from Steve Marmel, also about Trump:

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Are you actually thanking yourself for the Obama economy, you narcissistic infant? Is it hard to pat yourself on the back with babyhands?

Next, from actor Timothy Omundson, also about You-Know-Who

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I don't know why I continue to be astounded by this man's narcissism. Everyday reveals a new level. Like an X-box game designed by Lucifer.

[backformore]

for twilight zone fans:

 

Edited December 31, 2016 by backformore

[film noire]

Just now, backformore said:

Perfect.

[AntiBeeSpray]

1 hour ago, film noire said:

Perfect.

Yep and downright frightening since it's real. O_O

[backformore]

This would be funny if it weren't s real.

[backformore]

[Duke Silver]

[Totale]

I was watching a Simpson's mini-marathon last night which was focused on "future Simpsons" episodes.  In one, Lisa had just been elected President, but the country was in a complete mess because she took over from (you guessed it) president Trump.  Episode date 2000. 

[kokapetl]

On 30/12/2016 at 9:29 PM, Duke Silver said:

With special guest appearance by (fake Russian lesbians) t.A.t.u!

[Lantern7]

"All The Things She Said" was catchy, even if they weren't that into each other. And now I'm rooting for Pussy Riot to crash the festivities. Because that's all the all-female Russian music bands I know.

ETA foe @abstractstuff . . . that is a nightmare.

[abstractstuff]

[BetterButter]

[navelgazer]

1 hour ago, abstractstuff said:

Twitler needs to be

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on his knees, handcuffed and blindfolded, with a gag in his mouth, bare-chested with his nips clamped.  No sub of mine in scene would ever be that outwardly happy.  

NSFW

[backformore]

10 minutes ago, BetterButter said:

Perfect analogy!!!

[fishcakes]

“Are you going to sneeze?” Ryan asks. “Is that it?”

[Ceindreadh]

New name for trump international

 

Wasn't me, honest!  :-)

[DollEyes]

Two more tweets: the first, from Albert Brooks:

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Trump says that if it wasn't for CA & NY, he'd have won by 3 million votes. If it wasn't for gravity, I'd be on the ceiling.

Here's a quote from Robby Novak, aka "Kid President," about Trump's NYE tweet:

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You could've just said "Happy New Year" or nothing. Sometimes nothing is good too.

That a 12-year old is smarter than the Orange-Tinted Turd is both awesome and heartbreaking.

Edited January 6, 2017 by DollEyes

[backformore]

[backformore]

[BetterButter]

[fishcakes]

This could have gone in Politics in the Media, but the hilarity of AV Club ripping Bob Ice Bo Bice about a dozen new ones makes this thread more appropriate. Be sure to watch the embedded video until the end so you can see him overcome by his feels.

[NinjaPenguins]

Damn. AV Club knows how to throw shade. Bravo!

[MulletorHater]

Hush wittle baby...don't say a word...Papa Vlad's going to buy you a mockingbird!  And, if that mockingbird don't sing--Papa Vlad's gonna buy you a nose ring!  And, if that nose ring don't shine, Papa Vlad's is going to give you pacifier so you don't whine...

 

[DollEyes]

More funny tweets:

First, Andy Borowitz, writer for The New Yorker, about Obamacare:

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Obamacare embodies everything the Republicans hate: Obama and the word "care." 

 Next, from Conan O'Brien:

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If Twitter goes down, American foreign policy will have to rely on skywriting.

Next, Stephen Colbert, about Trump's meeting with Tiger Woods:

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Tiger Woods says he was impressed by Trump's golf game. Makes sense, Trump is known for winning with the lower number.

Last, but not least, here's Andy Richter sizing Trump up:

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[Trump] must have the tiniest dick ever.

[Moose135]

[Duke Silver]