Morning Joe: All Episodes Talk

[oakville]

Joe is happy that the other candidates are pushing back against Elzabeth Warren's Medicare for All.

Joe said sophisticated democrats know that the plan would be a massive failure & result in overcrowded health facilities.

Joe said her funding plan is a disaster.

Kornacki said that twitter is not the Democratic party!.

Joe hates critics on twitter.

[teddysmom]

What in God's name are the two most ill informed people working at MSNBC doing hosting the impeachment hearing ?

Can't stand the fact that Nicole, BriWi etc do a much better job than you? This coverage needs facts and analysis, not Barbie News Girl in her too tight sweater and Loudmouth Know Nothing Joe.  Please hand off to people who don't use glamour shots of themselves strutting across Fifth Avenue or lolling in a car.  

Can you imagine Rachel going to break and it's a photo of her in tight jeans and a low cut shirt?  

These people are beyond nauseating. 

[oakville]

Barnicle said Democrats want to defeat Trump & calm down the country.

There should be no other changes to the country that would affect the elites.

[oakville]

Heilmann said that Democrats in Iowa & NH are worried about the albatross of Medicare for All.

Joe said that the plan should be to mend Obamacare !.

[teddysmom]

Thank God it looks like Brian Williams took over.  Mika must have had another "assignment". 

Assignment:  Buy new padded bras and bronzer, eat cake, roll eyes, rinse repeat. 

[Chloesmom]

17 hours ago, shok said:

There was a video on twitter of someone on a plane and everybody had the hearings on their seat back screens for as far as her camera lens could reach.

That video was jaw dropping.  I was stunned when I first saw it.

[Chloesmom]

7 hours ago, xaxat said:

I'm not expecting a 3 foot tall trophy, but surely an enterprise as distinguished as KYV could afford a picture frame.

They should have a WWE style belt or maybe Wonder Woman cuffs instead.

[nittany cougar]

Joe and Mika are n the studio with Elyse, Willie, and Barnicle.  Joe is yelling about robbing a bank.  Joe says the president got caught in quid pro quo.  Joe keeps saying, "He got caught!"  

Joe is not making any sense.  It is a lot of disconnected ranting. I feel sorry for the panel who have to sit here while Joe yells.  He probably spits on them.

Joe said Jim Jordan has a hairless chihahua.  And Joe yelled about Twister and Parcheesi.  Love the 70's references, but this is non-sensical.

[xaxat]

Willie, suit and tie. Barnicle suit and tie. Lemire, suit and tie.

Joe? Patagonia pullover.

Joe's opening soliloquy runs ten minutes non-stop today. Puts everyone to sleep, including his first guest. Joe has to yell his name twice to wake him up. The guest starts to give an answer and Joe drowns out the guest about halfway through. The first fifteen minutes of this show is worthless.

[madfortv]

As they go over the impeachment testimony this morning, I am enjoying the discussion.

[oakville]

1 hour ago, nittanycougar said:

Joe and Mika are n the studio with Elyse, Willie, and Barnicle.  Joe is yelling about robbing a bank.  Joe says the president got caught in quid pro quo.  Joe keeps saying, "He got caught!"  

Joe is not making any sense.  It is a lot of disconnected ranting. I feel sorry for the panel who have to sit here while Joe yells.  He probably spits on them.

Joe said Jim Jordan has a hairless chihahua.  And Joe yelled about Twister and Parcheesi.  Love the 70's references, but this is non-sensical.

The big news is that Joe got a new fleecy pullover. Mika is wearing her black top & staring at the camera during Joe's opening rant. Willie called out Joe for using a southern accent to impersonate Jim Jordan. Jordan is from Ohio so the southern accent is not appropriate.

[WhineandCheez]

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And Joe yelled about Twister and Parcheesi.  Love the 70's references, but this is non-sensical.

WTH was the connection he was making about board games?

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Willie called out Joe for using a southern accent to impersonate Jim Jordan. Jordan is from Ohio so the southern accent is not appropriate.

I was showering and heard some random new-sounding Southern accent coming from Joe's maw.  Guess it was a SOUTHERN Ohio accent?

[oakville]

It's surprising  that the show didn't show Joe Biden stumbling several times during the debate last night . Joe described the part where Biden said that the only female African American woman elected to the Senate supported him. The camera turned to Senator Kamala Harris who started laughing. Joe mentioned a few of his stumbles.

Joe think that the media is grading Biden on a curve & stumbles on every issue.

Joe said that Trump was graded on a curve during the 2016 election & he ended up winning.

Joe forgot to mention that it was him & Mika that gave Trump good grades on all his debate performances even when he was lying. I remember recapping those shows.

Joe does not think that Biden will survive the quick pace starting in January.

Karine Jean Pierre likes Joe Biden because he can beat Trump.

Mika tried to defend Joe Biden. Mika said Biden is a good person.

Joe said that Biden has to be able to complete a sentence when he is on the debate stage.

They did not discus Hunter Biden becoming a father again due to a positive DNA paternity test from a woman in Arkanas.

[cased]

1 hour ago, WhineandCheez said:

WTH was the connection he was making about board games?

I was showering and heard some random new-sounding Southern accent coming from Joe's maw.  Guess it was a SOUTHERN Ohio accent?

Southern Ohio borders on West Virginia and Kentucky, so some southern Ohioans have a hint of a southern accent (I used to live there). 

[oakville]

They finally showed the clip of Kamala laughing at Joe Biden at 746 am.

[xaxat]

Did the crew that edited the montage of Joe's impersonations realize that it was not particularly flattering? Or. . .

did they do it because it was not particularly flattering.

[Mldyold]

I had flashbacks this morning while listening to ego Joe claiming all the Republicans have to say during the hearings was that 'yes it is a Quid Pro Quo and it isn't illegal'.  Did I misinterpret his message as a joke or is this a whistle like his support of Trump four years ago?

Edited November 21, 2019 by Mldyold
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[teddysmom]

16 minutes ago, cased said:

Southern Ohio borders on West Virginia and Kentucky, so some southern Ohioans have a hint of a southern accent (I used to live there). 

I was born in St Louis and live in Indpls now and I've had people ask me if I'm from the South, but I think it's more the colloquialisms I picked up from my Father.  

Joe's impersonations of Jim Jordan are as lame as everything else he does.  

Fleecy Joe is back.  How does he know what kind of dog Jim Jordan has, and what does that matter?  I believe he's referring to a Chinese Crested, the little dogs that only have hair around their head and tail. 

He's an idiot. 

[oakville]

I am shocked that Joe agreed to stay on the show after 8 am. Joe disappeared during the interview of Kamala Harris but he did agree to ask a few questions of Mayor Pete.

Joe wants candidates who can make Washington work. Joe doesn't like Brexit speak.

Willie threw some shade on Mayor Pete saying he only won the Mayor's race with 11,000 votes.

Joe made fun of black voters that switched from Clinton to Obama during the 2008 primary race.

Senator Claire wants South Carolina to get first date for the next Democratic nomination.

[teddysmom]

I was pretty much over everyone on the panel and the way they spoke to Pete Buttigieg.   I was yelling at the tv, Hey Heileman how many elections have YOU won??? 

Yes Joe, compare Pete to Donald Trump.   

I am NOT IN THE MOOD. 

[oakville]

2 hours ago, xaxat said:

Did the crew that edited the montage of Joe's impersonations realize that it was not particularly flattering? Or. . .

did they do it because it was not particularly flattering.

Morning Joe must have several staff member that monitor Mika & Joe's gaffes and edit them so that they don't look as foolish. They have from 6:30 a.m to 8 a.m. to edit their mistakes.

Joe has to stop trying to impersonate various politicians with Southern accents or various characters from the Simpsons.

[Linda956]

Joe spends the first 5-10 minutes at 6:00am yelling & ranting like an unhinged loon about the hearings.  I also feel sorry for everyone there that has to endure this crap.  He can't even wait until they introduce the panel before he starts in on his stupid Southern impressions (Jim Jordan is not from the South) and other nonsense.  I also would like to know why every other man in the room can dress like an adult (suit & tie), yet Joe is sitting at the table in what looks like a track suit.  I'm sure if he stood up, he'd have matching pants.  It's stupid and makes him look like a fool.  Unless he's got a track meet to attend immediately after the show, he needs to dress like an adult at work.

[oakville]

6 minutes ago, Linda956 said:

Joe spends the first 5-10 minutes at 6:00am yelling & ranting like an unhinged loon about the hearings.  I also feel sorry for everyone there that has to endure this crap.  He can't even wait until they introduce the panel before he starts in on his stupid Southern impressions (Jim Jordan is not from the South) and other nonsense.  I also would like to know why every other man in the room can dress like an adult (suit & tie), yet Joe is sitting at the table in what looks like a track suit.  I'm sure if he stood up, he'd have matching pants.  It's stupid and makes him look like a fool.  Unless he's got a track meet to attend immediately after the show, he needs to dress like an adult at work.

Joe wore fleece every day on set after he separated from his wife in 2012. The "Fleecy Joe " period lasted for months. There were often pieces of leftover cereal or fruit on his pullover. There was an online petition to get Joe to dress properly on his show.

[teddysmom]

17 minutes ago, oakville said:

Joe wore fleece every day on set after he separated from his wife in 2012

Uh oh.  Is this a sign there's trouble in Jupiter? 

[teddysmom]

Joe!!! Joe!! turn on the tv!! Jim Jordan is speaking and surprise!! Not a hint of a southern accent. 

[oakville]

3 hours ago, teddysmom said:

Uh oh.  Is this a sign there's trouble in Jupiter? 

I don't think so. I suspect that Mika & Joe were getting ready to fly back to Florida on the network's private jet.

Joe will be meeting by Skype with the President of Israel later today.

Joe mentioned that he was trying to get opposing parties to set up a coalition government in Israel. Joe is popular with several political parties after being given a key to Jerusalem when he was a Congressman.

[freddi]

“Joe and Mika have the morning off.”  Look at this, an actual serious news show, from the first minute!  Thanks, Willie. 

Does Eugene Robinson have a cot in the building?  He was on the 11th Hour at the end last night, and on the first segment this morning.  

Edited November 22, 2019 by freddi

[nittany cougar]

Willie is hosting today.  Joe and Mika are off.  They have to catch a flight to Florida or somewhere.

Jon Lemire and WaPo Eugene are in the studio.  The big headline is where things stand after 5 days of hearings.

Jonathan Lemire said it is all but certain that that the president will be impeached.  WaPo Eugene agreed with Jonathan that the president will be impeached.  Chief Justice John Roberts will preside over the trial. The panel are impressed by yesterday's witness, Dr. Fiona Hill.  They keep showing a picture where she looks like a surprised clown.  The show couldn't pick a better photo?

Edited November 22, 2019 by nittanycougar

[WhineandCheez]

Donny is wearing a pastel plaid 3 piece suit without a tie.  Are 3 piece suits a thing again, or is this Prada's Spring line?

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 WaPo Eugene agreed with Jonathan that the president will be impeached.  Chief Justice John Roberts will preside over the trial

Edited November 22, 2019 by WhineandCheez

[oakville]

Joe & Mika must be very tired from hosting the KYV seminar & Joe was doing something with the Beatles.

It's too bad that Joe isn't presiding over the trial of President Trump. He could lay charges in various Southern accents.

[xaxat]

15 hours ago, oakville said:

don't think so. I suspect that Mika & Joe were getting ready to fly back to Florida on the network's private jet.

Nailed it. I'm sure they were busy watching impeachment testimony on the flight back home.

15 hours ago, oakville said:

Joe mentioned that he was trying to get opposing parties to set up a coalition government in Israel. Joe is popular with several political parties after being given a key to Jerusalem when he was a Congressman.

So glad I missed this. It is both ridiculous and infuriating. 

Why is Donnie on the show? What expertise does he bring?

2 minutes ago, WhineandCheez said:

Is this sarcasm--isn't this just going next to the Senate, where it will die a quick, yet painful death??

Impeachment is the term for the House voting on charges against the president. Because the Democrats control the House and have been relatively unified, the vote will almost certainly succeed.

Then the Senate gets it for the trial on the charges. Where the president will almost certainly be found not guilty.

5 minutes ago, WhineandCheez said:

Donny is wearing a pastel plaid 3 piece suit without a tie.  Are 3 piece suits a thing again, or is this Prada's Spring line?

They are more common than they used to be, but I think they really don't work when you are sitting down.

Rep. Smith, when asked by Willie what he would say to Rep. Jim Jordan over a beer, said that they would probably talk about sports and mentioned Wisconsin wrestling.

I'm pretty sure Jordan doesn't want to talk about wrestling.

[oakville]

Donny said Democrats should use better "Branding" on Impeachment.

He is upset with people in the bubble are out of step with the American public.

[oakville]

Susan Fereccio said that Donald Trump Jr might run for Governor of Montana. He likes hunting in that state.

Michael Steele is upset that the RNC is buying Trump Jr's book & giving them to donors.

Steele said that no one will read those books.

Steele is still very upset at losing the job as Chair of the RNC.

[oakville]

Susan Fereccio said that they should have started impeachment hearings against Trump after the Mueller report was released.

[oakville]

There was an interesting interview with Jeffrey Goldberg. They discussed Joe Biden growing up with a speech impediment that caused him to stutter. It might explain the trouble he is having at the debates.

[teddysmom]

I was watching something else at 6 am and I noticed what time it was. 

I stopped the dvr and changed channel to MSNBC as I knew they'd be covering the hearings and thought to myself "If Mika says Fiona Hill knows her value I will walk to Jupiter FL and smack her". 

Lucky for her.....

Who do I have to sleep with to get an $8 million salary and work 3 days a week for 2.5 hours? 

[izabella]

4 hours ago, oakville said:

Donny said Democrats should use better "Branding" on Impeachment.

He is upset with people in the bubble are out of step with the American public.

How nice of him to spell out exactly what is wrong with politics today - branding over facts.  Maybe the Republicans should stop spreading Russian-backed conspiracy theories instead, Donny?  Did he watch Fiona Hill yesterday?

[teddysmom]

On 11/15/2019 at 8:56 AM, Giant Misfit said:

Hoo man...Deval Patrick. He's a real dynamo, isn't he? At some point I became convinced he was Charlie Brown's teacher made sentient. 

Cause this was pretty much me after the first thirty seconds:

I know! I was like "is he doing a voice?" 

[teddysmom]

2 minutes ago, izabella said:

How nice of him to spell out exactly what is wrong with politics today - branding over facts.  Maybe the Republicans should stop spreading Russian-backed conspiracy theories instead, Donny?  Did he watch Fiona Hill yesterday?

Donnie's idiotic comparison to that CBS sitcom and the hearings. 6 million people watching the hearings during the day is something, and that's just on tv. I was watching via livenewsnow.com website, so I doubt that registers in the ratings.  

Fuck off Donnie.  Not everything is marketing.  Go help Mika sell her bullshit.  She needs all the con artist marketing scams she can get to sell her sham. 

[oakville]

5 minutes ago, izabella said:

How nice of him to spell out exactly what is wrong with politics today - branding over facts.  Maybe the Republicans should stop spreading Russian-backed conspiracy theories instead, Donny?  Did he watch Fiona Hill yesterday?

Donny considers himself to be an expert on political branding. He said Trump won in 2016 because he had a good brand as a tough businessman.

I wonder if any political campaign would hire Donny to do their political ads ?

37 minutes ago, teddysmom said:

I was watching something else at 6 am and I noticed what time it was. 

I stopped the dvr and changed channel to MSNBC as I knew they'd be covering the hearings and thought to myself "If Mika says Fiona Hill knows her value I will walk to Jupiter FL and smack her". 

Lucky for her.....

Who do I have to sleep with to get an $8 million salary and work 3 days a week for 2.5 hours? 

Joe Scarborough ?

[teddysmom]

1 hour ago, oakville said:

Joe Scarborough ?

I'll live in a van down by the river before he gets within 100 feet of me. 

[Chloesmom]

On ‎11‎/‎22‎/‎2019 at 6:24 AM, WhineandCheez said:

Donny is wearing a pastel plaid 3 piece suit without a tie.  Are 3 piece suits a thing again, or is this Prada's Spring line?

I just have to add one more detail . . . it was a three piece suit and the vest had a COLLAR . . . good grief, he couldn't have looked more cartoonish if he tried.

I used to feel sorry for him as the consistent part of the show was always the Scarborough's dunking on him but I have not enjoyed him being on these past couple of months as he is always finding excuses for his wealthy friends.  Well I don't,  Please leave and take that ridiculous suit with you.

[Chloesmom]

On ‎11‎/‎21‎/‎2019 at 11:01 AM, oakville said:

Morning Joe must have several staff member that monitor Mika & Joe's gaffes and edit them so that they don't look as foolish. They have from 6:30 a.m to 8 a.m. to edit their mistakes.

Could you imagine having to edit down this mess for the final 30 minutes before they really return live for the triumphant end of the show?  Truly, they don't pay them nearly enough.

On ‎11‎/‎22‎/‎2019 at 7:19 AM, oakville said:

Steele is still very upset at losing the job as Chair of the RNC.

So am I.  

[Chloesmom]

On ‎11‎/‎22‎/‎2019 at 6:55 AM, oakville said:

He is upset with people in the bubble are out of step with the American public.

SNORT . . . I am so glad Donny Deutsch has his finger on the pulse of America whilst lunching at Barney's every day.

[oakville]

56 minutes ago, Chloesmom said:

I just have to add one more detail . . . it was a three piece suit and the vest had a COLLAR . . . good grief, he couldn't have looked more cartoonish if he tried.

I used to feel sorry for him as the consistent part of the show was always the Scarborough's dunking on him but I have not enjoyed him being on these past couple of months as he is always finding excuses for his wealthy friends.  Well I don't,  Please leave and take that ridiculous suit with you.

Donny used to brag about his close friendship with President Trump before the election.

I think he was on the Apprentice with Trump.

I am pretty sure Joe & Mika keep him on the show because he used to recommend to his advertising agency clients to advertise on Morning Joe when the show started.

He didn't denounce his best friend Michael Cohen while he was working for Trump during the election..

I think he is pretty shady.

[Mldyold]

On 11/22/2019 at 12:33 PM, teddysmom said:

I know! I was like "is he doing a voice?" 

Ha!  I thought Deval Patrick sounded like Fred Armisen from the old SNL days.

On 11/22/2019 at 12:40 PM, oakville said:

Donny considers himself to be an expert on political branding. He said Trump won in 2016 because he had a good brand as a tough businessman.

I wonder if any political campaign would hire Donny to do their political ads ?

Joe Scarborough ?

I know voters who actually said they voted for Trump because he was a tough businessman.   The Apprentice was major branding that convinced people his acting was a reality in the business world.

[oakville]

Mika & Joe have the morning off. Willie is in charge.

Barnicle is offering advice on military procedure.

Trump fired the Secretary of the Navy.

[oakville]

Adrienne Elrod is skeptical of Bloomberg winning the nomination.

He won't participate in the first 4 states but will spend millions on advertising. This is good news for cable tv networks.

He won't participate in the debates.

Sharpton was opposed to stop & frisk & led marches against Bloomberg.

[xaxat]

I like it when Anand is on the show. Conservatives like Brett Stephens think they can simply paint him as a clueless socialist and he turns around and debates their dismissive portrayal with actual facts.

[oakville]

Sharpton was excited about the scenario of Deval Patrick coming in the top 3 in NH.

This is unrealistic. He could barely get 2 people to show up at his rally on debate night.