Morning Joe: All Episodes Talk

[oakville]

35 minutes ago, teddysmom said:

It's one thing to be healthy and in shape.  To wear flattering clothes. It's another thing to be a "professional" cable news anchor or whatever she calls herself, and pose in a national magazine like that.  I'm sure her Father loved it.   

I do not understand what the appeal of Joe & Mika are to the society/political/media circles of DC & NYC.  They don't have great guests on the show. They do nothing but berate Donald Trump for three hours, or Joe lies about his time in Congress. 

Other than Mika's father, whose peers are mostly retired or deceased, and Joe's what 30 months in Congress, what are their credentials and why in Hell is everyone so enamored by these two idiots?  FFS they act like its a coup to get Brokaw, Woodward and Peggy Noonan.  Oh goody the bus from the retirement home pulled up at 30 Rock and on the way to Costco, Grandpa stopped by to yell at the wind.  

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The show used to have excellent guests. Mike Allen used to be on regularly. He might be coming back.

 The show used to have Tom Hanks on& they would discuss various issues.

Joe has alienated virtually everyone from the Trump administration.

It would be fun to have them on & try to debate them.

The guest list is the usual 5 or 6 Senators & Congressmen. 

Brokaw & Nooan should not be asked to get up early to appear on this show.

[teddysmom]

20 minutes ago, WhineandCheez said:

Sooo glad someone reached out to Stormy Daniels mother, the Trump supporter.

90 year old woman from the south. Big surprise. 

[stormy]

What? Did I miss Stormy's mother?

[WhineandCheez]

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What? Did I miss Stormy's mother?

No, Ms. Daniels, you didn't miss Stormy's mom, I just heard it on either MJ or CNN this AM. Glad to hear that Stormy is her stage name.  But there are women who are named Bambi, Tawny and Candy. All future CEOs there (although I knew a coworker of a friend who was a Comptroller and whose given name was Candy Love.)

[stormy]

My screen name Is my beloved collie, Stormy, that I lost last September. She was 12 and a half.  :(

That being said, I do have an affinity to see Stormy prevail!

Edited March 15, 2018 by stormy

[teddysmom]

4 minutes ago, stormy said:

My screen name Is my beloved collie, Stormy, that I lost last September. She was 12 and a half.  :(

That being said, I do have an affinity to see Stormy prevail!

Mine is for my Pom, Ted. He's 14.   I'm so sorry about Stormy. You must miss her terribly. 

You should check out Stormy Daniels' twitter feed. She is hilarious. And, she is a nationally ranked equestrian.  

[WhineandCheez]

Well if we are all going in that vein, I should change my name to "Dusty," my late Persian cat.  Which is also a really good stripper/porn name....

Edited March 15, 2018 by WhineandCheez

[teddysmom]

Stripper/Porn name generator:  First pet's name, street where you grew up. 

Mine is Duchess St Nicholas.  Which couldn't be better if I had planned it. 

[Landsnark]

Muffin State Route 17

[teddysmom]

Actually I'm mistaken. We had a Springer Spaniel named Buttons & Bows when I was a toddler but we had to give her to friends, she was just too rambunctious. So we got our Dachshund, Duchess.

Either one works.  I think I'll use Buttons & Bows for stripping and Duchess for porn. You know, to avoid confusion. 

[XOQueens]

56 minutes ago, stormy said:

That being said, I do have an affinity to see Stormy prevail!

Me too. I hate how she's getting disparaged for being in the sex industry, as if that makes her lesser and no one in this world has ever watched pr0n. Lol

17 minutes ago, teddysmom said:

Stripper/Porn name generator:  First pet's name, street where you grew up. 

Mili Maria-Josepha. Lol. I guess my character would have to be into Catholic role play based on that name.

[stormy]

OK to be fair. We lost our sweet rabbit Snickers on February 28th.  Snickers was 9.  :(

It's disingenuous for anyone to diss Stomy as far as I'm concerned when we have such a "roll model" in the WH along with his center fold wife. JFC

Edited March 15, 2018 by stormy

[millennium]

1 hour ago, teddysmom said:

Mine is for my Pom, Ted. He's 14.   I'm so sorry about Stormy. You must miss her terribly. 

You should check out Stormy Daniels' twitter feed. She is hilarious. And, she is a nationally ranked equestrian.  

My Pom mix made it to 17.5 years.   I have another Pom now.  

[teddysmom]

56 minutes ago, stormy said:

It's disingenuous for anyone to diss Stomy as far as I'm concerned when we have such a "roll model" in the WH along with his center fold wife. JFC

I agree!!  

 

31 minutes ago, millennium said:

My Pom mix made it to 17.5 years.   I have another Pom now.  

They're the best. sweet as can be and bullheaded.  

 I'm wondering how Joe claims the NRA fought him and hated him, all the while he had an A rating. 

He knows we can hear him, right? And it takes about 5 minutes to fact check his bullshit? 

[MyAimIsTrue]

2 hours ago, teddysmom said:

Stripper/Porn name generator:  First pet's name, street where you grew up. 

Poochie Willow. 

[XOQueens]

16 minutes ago, MyAimIsTrue said:

Poochie Willow. 

Oh. My. God. Yes.

[suomi]

51 minutes ago, MyAimIsTrue said:

Poochie Willow. 

Ding ding ding. We have a winner!

Sincerely,

Snuffy Orr & Day

Edited March 15, 2018 by suomi

[WhineandCheez]

I'll play--Boogie Standard

At least Stormy Daniels doesn't spell it "Stormie."  Let's give her points for that....

[Chloesmom]

5 hours ago, oakville said:

The show used to have excellent guests. Mike Allen used to be on regularly. He might be coming back.

Ah, ask and ye shall receive my friend.  Coming to a small screen near you:

https://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe-first-look/watch/first-look-launches-axios-partnership-1186604099672

And may I say MyAimIsTrue, I may never get over Poochie Willow . . . and thank God as I really needed that laugh!

[celeste27]

pussala 44th avenue

[dubbel zout]

10 hours ago, teddysmom said:

Stripper/Porn name generator:  First pet's name, street where you grew up. 

King Harmony. It sounds like the head of a Mardi Gras krewe.

[Caseygrrl]

I know this might sound weird but do you guys ever wonder if Bunker Man would ever step out on Meek-ah? They say that behavior tends to repeat itself...I’ve seen him like/heart rando chicks pics on social media. But she Knows Her Value, so maybe not lol. On the show she always looks at him like he’s the most amazing creature in the world (which is hard to believe) but sometimes he just looks bored. Of course he’ll always love himself the most... I don’t know. I’m just bored with the show. It feels like the same every single day. We should start a drinking game every time Joe talks about his 15 minutes in Congress and Mika looks directly at the camera with a pissy look on her face.

[oakville]

15 hours ago, Chloesmom said:

Ah, ask and ye shall receive my friend.  Coming to a small screen near you:

https://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe-first-look/watch/first-look-launches-axios-partnership-1186604099672

And may I say MyAimIsTrue, I may never get over Poochie Willow . . . and thank God as I really needed that laugh!

Thanks!. I hope Allen sticks around for Morning Joe. I liked his "Happy Friday" appearances.

8 hours ago, dubbel zout said:

King Harmony. It sounds like the head of a Mardi Gras krewe.

Mine is Chester Val Martin.

[oakville]

2 hours ago, Caseygrrl said:

I know this might sound weird but do you guys ever wonder if Bunker Man would ever step out on Meek-ah? They say that behavior tends to repeat itself...I’ve seen him like/heart rando chicks pics on social media. But she Knows Her Value, so maybe not lol. On the show she always looks at him like he’s the most amazing creature in the world (which is hard to believe) but sometimes he just looks bored. Of course he’ll always love himself the most... I don’t know. I’m just bored with the show. It feels like the same every single day. We should start a drinking game every time Joe talks about his 15 minutes in Congress and Mika looks directly at the camera with a pissy look on her face.

I think Joe is getting too old to switch spouses. Mika fits the profile of what Joe is attracted too. She is pretty & comes from a politically influential  family from the other side of the aisle. Joe got access to top Democrats when he hooked up with Mika.

I did find a Morning Joe drinking game. I will post it in the other thread.

[madfortv]

Did Joe just chastise Mika for asking a question that he already asked? That is so rude!  So happy that he can be the man to tell the little woman what to say.

Mika irritated me too.  She always has to sigh and make faces over small talk and joking between segments. This morning was no exception.

[Lokiberry]

Holy shit! Stormy's lawyer just said she had been physically threatened, implying it was someone connected to Trump! Wow!

And now Joe's wandered off on a Bill Clinton hating rant.  Come back to the 21st century, fool! This is a HUGE story

[XOQueens]

I turned the tv on and Mika was practically leaning on Joe while Joe was bashing Clinton. Of course. 

[oakville]

Friday Recap: Mika & Joe are in the studio together. Mika is wearing a lovely dark violet cardigan. with a navy blue top. Joe is wearing a suit.

Mika said that Trump is furious that Mueller is going after the Trump organization with subpoena's. He is crossing a red line & might get fired.

Donnie Deutsh said that Trump has been a shady businessmen who relied on dirty Russian money since 1992.

They showed clips of Mika's mom and her tree art show. Mika's mom does not watch Morning Joe & she doesn't like Donny.

Mika was happy that her mom put together a show after Dr Z died.

Mika's mom is an expert with chainsaws. If Joe steps out on Mika, the chainsaw could be used on Joe.

Donnie said you have to follow the money. Trump could not get loans from American banks & needed the Russians to help him.

OTT:

( The Toronto Trump Tower project shut down & needed Russian investors to buy it in order to keep the hotel running) Trump got a fee for managing the hotel & having his name on the hotel etc. ) The Russians went bankrupt too & now the Hotel will be a St Regis.)

David Ignatius thinks that Trump loves chaos with staff.

Donnie thinks that there are no photos with Trump wearing a sombrero & socks & no underwear. No sexy photos with Stormy.

Joe's new rant is that America needs a True Conservative who stood up to Trump & Obama. This will be the model to win in 2020.

Susan Depercio said that the GOP is scared of Trump. He might get primaried in 2020 , but the anti Trump GOP may not be 50% of the party.

Someone should analyze the 2016 GOP primary results to see how Trump won all the delegates in the state with 30% of the vote.

Mika said Joe wrote an important column in the Washington Post.

This is a good show today. I will see what happens when Stormy Daniels shows up.

Donnie said "Let's make America good again".

I would squeal with glee if Joe decides to run for public office again.

[XOQueens]

Plot twist. Stormy and Mika are going to team up and bring down the Trumpster. 

[millennium]

Mika's predicting Trump's downfall?   LOL.

People are going to say Stormy Daniels deserved to be threatened.   That she's a whore and a slut and a Jezebel and she's trying to bring down that decent man Donald Trump and she oughta shut her piehole before somebody does it for her.

Mika, haven't you been paying attention these last 14 months?

My prediction is that the 60 Minutes interview never airs.    I smell a big payoff.

Edited March 16, 2018 by millennium

[Stoned]

Ugh,they're replaying the lawyer interview that just happened a little over 20 mins ago.Over to CNN I go..

Edited March 16, 2018 by Stoned

[XOQueens]

I can’t believe Mika breaks this news. I can’t believe the stars aligned and Donnie Deutsch is on the panel today. Perfect storm in a lot of ways.  

[jjj]

I am loving the "Stormy" attorney's answers.  "Yes." "No." "None." "I can't answer that."  While the panel is spinning around him, jabbering.  He might as well have been sworn in on a witness stand.  

It reminds me of an old television show, "What's My Line," where a mystery guest answers questions with yes or no until a panel guesses the truth.  (Have only seen it on YouTube!) 

[millennium]

10 minutes ago, Stoned said:

Ugh,they're replaying the lawyer interview that just happened a little over 20 mins ago.Over to CNN I go..

That interview was like "What's My Line?"

"Our panel this morning:  Jonathan Turley, Donnie Deutsch, and Kitty Carlisle."

[XOQueens]

I just watched the replay with the full lawyer interview and I have to get this off my chest. I’m so annoyed Joe was joking about the further physical abuse questions from Mika and then was so condescending to Mika when she told him this is serious. Mika was right. It was a serious topic. Jesus. 

Edited March 16, 2018 by XOQueens
I’m mixing up all their lawyers names.

[jjj]

28 minutes ago, XOQueens said:

Plot twist. Stormy and Mika are going to team up and bring down the Trumpster. 

Sounds like a television pilot I'd watch for the first ten minutes. 

6 minutes ago, millennium said:

That interview was like "What's My Line?"

"Our panel this morning:  Jonathan Turley, Donnie Deutsch, and Kitty Carlisle."

Seriously, I said that at the same moment!  I had just been watching an old episode of that last week with Edgar and Candice Bergen.  It was exactly the same rhythm!   Heh, Kitty Carlisle. 

Edited March 16, 2018 by jjj

[XOQueens]

55 minutes ago, oakville said:

I think Joe is getting too old to switch spouses. Mika fits the profile of what Joe is attracted too. She is pretty & comes from a politically influential  family from the other side of the aisle. Joe got access to top Democrats when he hooked up with Mika.

Is Mika really his type though? I only ever saw the second wife and she’s a brunette Republican from Florida. Lol

[Chloesmom]

7 minutes ago, XOQueens said:

I just watched the replay with the full Cohen interview and I have to get this off my chest. I’m so annoyed Joe was joking about the further physical abuse questions from Mika and then was so condescending to Mika when she told him this is serious. Mika was right. It was a serious topic. Jesus. 

I actually winced a little when he said that/made that joke.  Awful.  They have the most passive aggressive relationship I have ever seen.

[WhineandCheez]

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Mine is Chester Val Martin.

Oakville, that name signifies a definite future in gay porn!!

 

Don't know why, there are clouds up in the sky.  STORMY weather...."

FINALLY Mika Knows Her Value, adding on the most shocking question ad lib right at the end of the interview. It took 10 years after the Paris Hilton comment That Shook the World.

So everyone is saying that if it's true that Trump or his rep threatened Stormy Daniels than that's the end of his Presidency.  Three different experts/talking heads said that. Nothing will ever end Trump's Presidency. I hate when I'm shouting at Sirius while driving, it's so undignified.

[XOQueens]

7 minutes ago, Chloesmom said:

I actually winced a little when he said that/made that joke.  Awful.  They have the most passive aggressive relationship I have ever seen.

It was. It was really awful. It was awful he made the piano falling on her joke. And then it was more awful he told Mika it was a stupid question, mocks her, and tells her not to ask questions. And now he has the nerve to talk about f'in' Star Wars before going into the interview with the authoritarian book man. I can't!

[Chloesmom]

I love that Avenatti guy.  He is the kind of lawyer that Trump wishes he had around him instead of the pathetic, inept but loyal to the end Cohen.

[XOQueens]

Lol

[oakville]

Busy morning here in Oakville, so I am at the 7 am segment. Why is Joe taking off his glasses every few minutes. Why are they talking about basketball? Looking forward to the rest of the show.

[Landsnark]

This is the perfect (perfectly awful) MJ to watch to get the full experience.  It's had everything that typifies why the show sucks.  Joe making a Star Wars joke nobody gets that is awkward and like 45 seconds too long.  Coming out of a break after a huge event, and Mika attempting to be traffic cop and Joe interrupting her as rudely as possible without literally backhanding her face, leaving her mouth open, mid-word, in shock.  Endless self-references to news they accidentally broke 10 minutes earlier.  Mika being smug about something (accidentally asking a good question.)

Oh, I almost forgot, Joe shoe-horning in a prolong slam of Bill Clinton for threatening some people about something having to do with weapons or technology or something that was never anything but proves how Bill Clinton is the real villain of the Stormy Trump scandal (or really, any scandal).

And oh lord, Mika closes the show by saying she always knew there was more, perhaps a threat.  JESUS FUCKING CHRIST she's the worst.  Way to slap yourself on your accidental back, you clown hack.
 

Edited March 16, 2018 by Landsnark

[navelgazer]

2 minutes ago, oakville said:

Why are they talking about basketball?

March Madness -- the NCAA men's college basketball tournament.  It's kind of a thing.  President Obama doing his bracket back in the day was a big deal. 

Edited March 16, 2018 by navelgazer

[XOQueens]

Mika: It's been a long week.

She only worked three days of it.

[Chloesmom]

14 minutes ago, XOQueens said:

Lol

And here I thought the funniest thing I read on Twitter today was that Trump isn't mad about the Stormy Daniels story for political reasons but because she probably has pictures and it's going to cost him more in his inevitable divorce from Melania as he probably broke the pre-nup.  Maybe he and his son can get a two for one deal somewhere.  Scuzzbags.

Just now, XOQueens said:

Mika: It's been a long week.

She only worked three days of it.

Yeah but she got THE QUESTION in at the buzzer!

[oakville]

8 minutes ago, navelgazer said:

March Madness -- the NCAA men's college basketball tournament.  It's kind of a thing.  President Obama doing his bracket back in the day was a big deal. 

OK, but LeBron James plays in the NBA.

[XOQueens]

Who wants to bet a truck:::: that Joe is on the phone with Very Important People right now trying to make sure Trump doesn't deflect from today by tweeting about Mika (or him, or them) again. 

[teddysmom]

7 minutes ago, Landsnark said:

Oh, I almost forgot, Joe shoe-horning in a prolong slam of Bill Clinton for threatening some people about something having to do with weapons or technology or something that was never anything but proves how Bill Clinton is the real villain of the Stormy Trump scandal (or really, any scandal).

He tweeted about the lawyer interview, I and a few others slammed him for getting a scoop on someone from Trump world threatening Stormy and all he can do is bring up Bill Clinton and himself. 

I think Joe was chiding Mika for her "Are there going to be revelations in the 60 minutes interview?" question.   That's kind of a duh question.  The attorney is helping to promote this interview, and his not answering questions would lead most people to believe  there are going to be revelations. 

Yes it's serious, and Joe was being a dick. Willie and Heileman were the only two asking questions without being so overly dramatic. Mika can't interview anyone without practically jumping out of her chair.  She has absolutely no self control.