Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears

[suzeecat]

Although I'm highly suspicious of MLM marketing and all this "Rah Rah I Made Millions And You Can Too" happy talk, I give props to Meri for making her own way and hustling to make a living outside of reality teevee.  She is on her way to making her own life and the sooner she cuts the Cody cord the better off she'll be. 

[Cetacean]

Woah, she has those filters on stun for that pitcher.

It must be so satisfying for both of them to know how many of their MLM fools have lost every dime following these shysters.  Both of them are beyond contempt. 

Edited January 24, 2022 by Cetacean

[iwantcookies]

8 hours ago, TurtlePower said:

I’ve always wondered that about people who lie, blame everyone but themselves and fake their way out of situations they helped create. They can’t truly move forward. They also seem unable to accept or figure out that they’re creating their own reality (that isn’t real) as they dive deeper and deeper into the persona they’re trying to craft—and it just gets worse because they haven’t truly changed who they are at their core. 

That is our Meri. 
 

Edited to Add: Our Meri could not filter her way out of this view—Meri stomping her way into the “Tell All” set: 

Those poor pants are clinging for dear life 🤣

wowza she needs bigger size clothes 

 

[SunnyBeBe]

Since Vegas, MERI has worn very tight fitting jeans that make me squirm looking at them.  It would seem very uncomfortable to wear something so snug.  I’d be worried about UTI or blood clots due to decrease in circulation.  

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

I would worry about a button popping off and taking out someone's eye

[iwantcookies]

1 hour ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

I would worry about a button popping off and taking out someone's eye

Haha I pictured Kody losing an eye in that scenario 

[Just Wondering]

Meri sells “clothes”,  “runs” a B&B and “stars” in a show. Why does she always have to act like there’s so much more to come?  Like her dreams are going to set the world on fire - like space travel or an art show is next - like she’s working on a new flavor of Pepsi in the lab - like she’s collabing with Elon Musk. Would we even be interested in the culmination of her dreams? Will we gasp at the realization of her goals? Why do we have to be impressed that she plans on selling more leggings to her downline? 

[SunnyBeBe]

I didn’t read the above post very closely…..I thought it was Meri posing with the Pioneer Woman! Lol. For those who don’t watch Food Network she cooks on a ranch for her family.  
 

https://www.thepioneerwoman.com

 

[DanaMB]

3 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

I didn’t read the above post very closely…..I thought it was Meri posing with the Pioneer Woman! Lol. For those who don’t watch Food Network she cooks on a ranch for her family.  
 

https://www.thepioneerwoman.com

 

I did too at first!

[SunnyBeBe]

I mean, Meri does have all those rice krispy recipes…..she may be sitting on a goldmine!  Food Network may be her next venture.  😝

Edited January 25, 2022 by SunnyBeBe

[sandals]

I thought it was the pioneer woman too for a minute. 😃. I was happy that it wasn’t. 

[TurtlePower]

19 hours ago, ginger90 said:

 

 

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This is the person she tagged:

I feel like I’ve posted about her previously:

My my my, me me me, I I I. I’d have supportive vibes for Meri if she weren’t ripping off lord knows how many “down lines” and customers with expensive, cheap-ass, ethically questionable clothes. 

“Books and soul-searching”: Certainly not the kind that cares about anyone else. Many LuLaNO clothes are made in countries that exploit workers so they can be produced cheaply—Meri’s “soul searching” is only about her bank account, not those people—or anyone besides HERSELF.

Meri may be middle age, but she is emotionally under-developed. She wants love and happiness, but is incapable of thinking about anyone but herself. It’s always about *her*. She will always be alone, except for a few fake friends here and there who benefit from one another. 

[iwantcookies]

No one is forcing anyone to sell lularoe. People chose that themselves. If they are dumb enough to buy into the scheme… I don’t feel sorry for them. 

Do the research. If it’s too good to be true it probably is.

 

[iwantcookies]

#lovewhoiam yeah right. 

Post real pics of your self… or get plastic surgery to match the filtered to death face.

 

[TurtlePower]

1 minute ago, iwantcookies said:

No one is forcing anyone to sell lularoe. People chose that themselves. If they are dumb enough to buy into the scheme… I don’t feel sorry for them. 

Do the research. If it’s too good to be true it probably is.

 

See I disagree here a little bit—there are some people who might be a bit gullible and more susceptible to the form of bullying that comes along with MLMs—“you need to do this now, beg and borrow if you must, you’ll never do it unless you do it now”………..on and on. It’s like when politicians lie yet people still vote for them. 

It almost happened to me with a MLM (Rodan +  Fields). The nagging was relentless. I love the products, but discovered I am not good at selling because I have autism and am bad at “hustling”. I don’t want to. I almost let myself get talked into it just to get her off my back, but I’d developed a little more inner strength and actually stopped buying the product for a time. Guess what—I haven’t heard from her in years. All I was to her—someone I once worked with—was a potential down line. Now younger me might have fallen for this, but older me put her foot down. My autism definitely made me gullible when I was younger. 

[iwantcookies]

1 hour ago, TurtlePower said:

See I disagree here a little bit—there are some people who might be a bit gullible and more susceptible to the form of bullying that comes along with MLMs—“you need to do this now, beg and borrow if you must, you’ll never do it unless you do it now”………..on and on. It’s like when politicians lie yet people still vote for them. 

It almost happened to me with a MLM (Rodan +  Fields). The nagging was relentless. I love the products, but discovered I am not good at selling because I have autism and am bad at “hustling”. I don’t want to. I almost let myself get talked into it just to get her off my back, but I’d developed a little more inner strength and actually stopped buying the product for a time. Guess what—I haven’t heard from her in years. All I was to her—someone I once worked with—was a potential down line. Now younger me might have fallen for this, but older me put her foot down. My autism definitely made me gullible when I was younger. 

A “friend “ was bothering  me daily for months to buy her mlm product. I refused. She no longer responds to my texts. Haha bye “friend”. 

[monagatuna]

5 hours ago, TurtlePower said:

See I disagree here a little bit—there are some people who might be a bit gullible and more susceptible to the form of bullying that comes along with MLMs—“you need to do this now, beg and borrow if you must, you’ll never do it unless you do it now”………..on and on. It’s like when politicians lie yet people still vote for them. 

It almost happened to me with a MLM (Rodan +  Fields). The nagging was relentless. I love the products, but discovered I am not good at selling because I have autism and am bad at “hustling”. I don’t want to. I almost let myself get talked into it just to get her off my back, but I’d developed a little more inner strength and actually stopped buying the product for a time. Guess what—I haven’t heard from her in years. All I was to her—someone I once worked with—was a potential down line. Now younger me might have fallen for this, but older me put her foot down. My autism definitely made me gullible when I was younger. 

On top of this, MLMs prey on "girlbossing" women who otherwise would be beholden to their men for financial security. They target women who stay at home to parent their kids, women who under-earn, women who for whatever reason live in traditional households where men are providers and women are carers. They give the illusion of financial security, of being an equal provider to the household (as if all the housework, emotional labor and executive functions of running a household that women perform are null), and LLR is especially insidious because they've tapped into the "retire your husband" rhetoric and gotten the husbands to quit their jobs to join the cult as well, thus destroying TWO potential income streams and continuing to line the founders' pockets.

And don't get me started on the ouroboros of Mormon women cannibalizing each other with these things. 

It's great when people have the healthy skepticism and willpower to say no to these scammers, but otherwise smart people (and plenty of dumb ones too) get scammed all the time.

[LilyD]

Testing through the brain root canal? Did she really just say that?? Jeez… that’s what little kids wonder about (poking your brains with the stick) when they’re being tested, not adults! 
And then later on, she’s like “yeah I know those don’t really go into your brains” So, I’m guessing a producer pointed this out to her…

[Joan of Argh]

On 1/24/2022 at 5:52 AM, TurtlePower said:

Edited to Add: Our Meri could not filter her way out of this view—Meri stomping her way into the “Tell All” set: 

Omg!…. Robyn’s elusive “pink elephant” was captured on film!  😲

Move over “Big Foot”… Back off “Abominable Snowman!”… Screw you “Loch Ness Monster!!”….. “Meri Pink Elephant Brown” is in da house!! 

Edited January 28, 2022 by Joan of Argh
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[xwordfanatik]

Why does Meri insist on wearing sprayed-on clothes that accentuate every lump, bump, and bulge?  Just what no one needs - a "fashion consultant" that doesn't have a clue what looks hideous.

[iwantcookies]

49 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Why does Meri insist on wearing sprayed-on clothes that accentuate every lump, bump, and bulge?  Just what no one needs - a "fashion consultant" that doesn't have a clue what looks hideous.

I think she thinks if she can squeeze herself into a smaller size that’s her size. She refuses to acknowledge that she needs 2x not a Large. 

I don’t know how she sits down or breaths haha 

Edited January 28, 2022 by iwantcookies

[LilyD]

On 1/28/2022 at 4:35 PM, xwordfanatik said:

Why does Meri insist on wearing sprayed-on clothes that accentuate every lump, bump, and bulge?  Just what no one needs - a "fashion consultant" that doesn't have a clue what looks hideous.

Well, you know what they say: Lead by (bad) example…

[TurtlePower]

1 hour ago, iwantcookies said:

I think she thinks if she can squeeze herself into a smaller size that’s her size. She refuses to acknowledge that she needs 2x not a Large. 

I don’t know how she sits down or breaths haha 

It’s hideous and unflattering—how does she sell those clothes after people see her in them?  It’s like she’s trying to look terrible on purpose. 

And she could dress just fine for her size if she’d stop wearing LuLaNo. A high-end pair of slacks and a blazer for her body type would look really nice, but no—it’s gotta be LuLaNo, clothes that only look good on stickwomen or very fit women. 

[Sandy W]

58 minutes ago, TurtlePower said:

It’s hideous and unflattering—how does she sell those clothes after people see her in them?  It’s like she’s trying to look terrible on purpose. 

And she could dress just fine for her size if she’d stop wearing LuLaNo. A high-end pair of slacks and a blazer for her body type would look really nice, but no—it’s gotta be LuLaNo, clothes that only look good on stickwomen or very fit women. 

Those windbreakers she wears are a terrible choice for her.  They end at her waist, accenting the girth of her hips.  The brown pleather one is the worst, she seems very fond of it and wears it with colors that do not blend with it at all.

I guess in Meri's world, royal blue with brown is edgy.

Edited January 28, 2022 by Sandy W

[ginger90]

[TurtlePower]

14 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 “Boss up”? Words used by the weak-minded during an endless social media brag session. What does that even mean?  The word “boss” doesn’t exactly hold a positive vibe. Is she gonna sell more ethically questionable clothes made by dirt poor people in other countries? 

Meri? Is a bean brain. 

Edited January 28, 2022 by TurtlePower

[Cetacean]

13 minutes ago, TurtlePower said:

Meri?Is a bean brain

I'm not so sure she should be proud of where her past brought her;  she is the estranged, divorced, pitiful woman begging for scraps from her dismissive ex.  She's a joke to anyone with half a brain.  Only her equally pea-brained sycophants belleves that crap.

[Joan of Argh]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

What is it with these morons and talking in riddles?

Is Boss Up Cosmetics and Apparel another pyramid scheme she’s selling?
Or is “Boss Up” just another way for Meri to say… “I’m an elephant hear me ROAR?!?!”  😂

Edited January 29, 2022 by Joan of Argh

[Sasha888]

"Boss up"? "This shit is personal"????

More "tough talk" from the Queen of crumpling up in tears.

Christine dumped her waste of skin husband who does not value her. It hurt, and I'm sure it was terrifying at times, but she finally said,  "I'm worth more than this. You can't treat me like this anymore." and did something about it.

There was no handsome millionaire, REAL OR IMAGINED, to rescue her. She did it on her own.

Christine is the real "Strong Woman/Boss Babe/Loving Herself" person you pathetically pretend to be while hiding behind your social media account, Meri.

And she did it all without your support, because you told her she should look at the mountains, and buy into Sunk Cost Fallacy.

So sit the fuck down.

[OliversMom]

Meri’s phony ‘boss lady’ crap is so full of it.
As she says in that clip, she and Christine have different ‘values’.  
 

Damn right they do, Christine clearly values herself and Meri does not.   

[SunnyBeBe]

Maybe, Meri is on this self care tangent in an attempt to stay sane.  I don’t know her true mindset, but I thought the key to happiness is to help the less fortunate.  Like the Bible teaches us to care for the orphans and widows, (James 1:27) and be grateful for what blessings you have. It makes you feel good to help others.  Tooting your own horn rarely impresses others.  Of course, perhaps she’s helping others behind the scenes.   

[Cetacean]

2 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Of course, perhaps she’s helping others behind the scenes.   

That's probably a very big perhaps. Meri posts every vapid thought on social media along with her horribly altered pictures. I somehow cannot see her practicing any kind of largesse without a big brass band announcing it.

[TurtlePower]

15 minutes ago, Cetacean said:

That's probably a very big perhaps. Meri posts every vapid thought on social media along with her horribly altered pictures. I somehow cannot see her practicing any kind of largesse without a big brass band announcing it.

Yeah I doubt it also. To Meri, it seems building an empire of poorly made, ethically questionable clothes is how she views success and happiness.

I wonder how she’s gonna feel after hearing Kody’s full interview tonight and what the next few days will bring meme-wise from Meri. 

[SunnyBeBe]

So, she isn’t aware of what Kody said said in tell all tonight?

[TurtlePower]

2 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

So, she isn’t aware of what Kody said said in tell all tonight?

Oftentimes on these shows, what’s said in separate interviews/talking heads isn’t known to the others until it airs (besides clips that are teasers). 

Edited to add: What I got from the clip of Kody’s interview is that what he’s giving Meri wouldn’t be enough for “anyone”, but she’s choosing it. That like saying, ok stay, but know you’re getting the scrapings off the dinner plate (before it goes into the dishwasher) to sustain you and you won’t get anything else. 

If Meri still chooses that after hearing everything Kody has to say about her, she’s an idiot for staying. 

Edited January 29, 2022 by TurtlePower
Additional

[ginger90]

Fridays with Friends video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZTOAmhBr8O/

[Gramto6]

How could anyone watch 1 hr 12 some minutes of that drivel???

[xwordfanatik]

Not me!  I clicked on it, and in less than a minute, I noped out.

 

[Gramto6]

3 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Not me!  I clicked on it, and in less than a minute, I noped out.

 

Yeah me too!

[Cetacean]

12 minutes ago, Gramto6 said:

How could anyone watch 1 hr 12 some minutes of that drivel???

One minute 12 seconds is too much.

[deirdra]

Did Meri Wite-out her real eyebrows and draw new ones on above them? They look exceptionally high in this video.

[Sandy W]

9 minutes ago, deirdra said:

Did Meri Wite-out her real eyebrows and draw new ones on above them? They look exceptionally high in this video.

Probably the result of filtering.  When she elongates her face to remove jowls, her eyebrows move up? 

[iwantcookies]

2 hours ago, Cetacean said:

One minute 12 seconds is too much.

That’s what she said about Kody 🤣

[TurtlePower]

On 1/28/2022 at 9:19 PM, Sasha888 said:

"Boss up"? "This shit is personal"????

More "tough talk" from the Queen of crumpling up in tears.

Christine dumped her waste of skin husband who does not value her. It hurt, and I'm sure it was terrifying at times, but she finally said,  "I'm worth more than this. You can't treat me like this anymore." and did something about it.

There was no handsome millionaire, REAL OR IMAGINED, to rescue her. She did it on her own.

Christine is the real "Strong Woman/Boss Babe/Loving Herself" person you pathetically pretend to be while hiding behind your social media account, Meri.

And she did it all without your support, because you told her she should look at the mountains, and buy into Sunk Cost Fallacy.

So sit the fuck down.

ALL. OF. THIS. X1,000

[ginger90]

[xwordfanatik]

Well, golly gee, Meri, I see a selfish woman that isn't responsible for anythingk she does, along with someone that takes advantage of people, sells ugly clothes, and posts nonsensical word salads.  Did I forget anythingk else?

[Sandy W]

20 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

  Did I forget anythingk else?

Cannot admit she has ever been wrong about anythingk.

[Stefphill]

Well I watched the tell all and as much as I dislike Kody, he actually had the guts to say Meri had an affair!!! I was shocked.  Finally someone has said it.  It only took years!

[SunnyBeBe]

4 minutes ago, Sandy W said:

Cannot admit she has ever been wrong about anythingk.

She will admit to being so sensitive that she builds up walls, though. She’s very proud of that fact. Lol

[notnowimbusy]

Meri's choice of clothes for this can't be doing anything for her LLR sales!!!    Those pants!   Are those denim leggings.  On the upside if they are LLR, those leggings can really take a stretch.