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Unless her "super cool life plans" involve detaching herself from Kody like an old barnacle to the bottom of a ship, I don't care.  I'm sure those plans are something along the lines of shilling another MLM, or maybe taking a romantic trip with Blair Michael to Oregon.  You know she's sitting at home, hunched over her phone, wondering if Kody is scratching his weave trying to puzzle out what her "super cool" plans are and pondering what might have been, while in reality Robyn only lets him have his phone for 10 minutes a day to play Wordle and then she locks it back up in the safe so he can give his full attention to Arabelliblia as Robyn goes back to bed.

Meri is constantly playing to an audience that doesn't give a rat's keester what she's doing.

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She has been posting this cryptic crap for a while, yet I don't see anything amazing happening from her or about her, still the sad sack with the stolen verses from some book or Hobby Lobby signs. She obviously has way too much time on her hands and feels the need to pump herself up and use filters to slim herself down. Sorry Mer, there will not be a date night with Kody or swing dancing in your future. My opinion is she is just wasting money on her home rennal in Flagstaff

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39 minutes ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

She has been posting this cryptic crap for a while, yet I don't see anything amazing happening from her or about her, still the sad sack with the stolen verses from some book or Hobby Lobby signs. She obviously has way too much time on her hands and feels the need to pump herself up and use filters to slim herself down. Sorry Mer, there will not be a date night with Kody or swing dancing in your future. My opinion is she is just wasting money on her home rennal in Flagstaff

I don't understand why Meri would want to be with someone who is so clearly in love with someone else.  She really needs therapy to move past the past she had with Kootie.

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7 hours ago, TurtlePower said:

Um, ok, Meri. Nothing like a desperate plea for attention with yet another cryptic post: “look at MEEEEEEE I’m doing a thing but not telling you what it is.” 

Looks like she parked at another scenic overlook and snapped a pic. How adventurous. Or is she trying to out-compete Janelle & Christine & kids' hikes in the hills?

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On 6/6/2022 at 1:43 PM, laurakaye said:

Unless her "super cool life plans" involve detaching herself from Kody like an old barnacle to the bottom of a ship, I don't care.  I'm sure those plans are something along the lines of shilling another MLM, or maybe taking a romantic trip with Blair Michael to Oregon.  You know she's sitting at home, hunched over her phone, wondering if Kody is scratching his weave trying to puzzle out what her "super cool" plans are and pondering what might have been, while in reality Robyn only lets him have his phone for 10 minutes a day to play Wordle and then she locks it back up in the safe so he can give his full attention to Arabelliblia as Robyn goes back to bed.

Meri is constantly playing to an audience that doesn't give a rat's keester what she's doing.

Ha! You were right about a “romantic” get away with BM. Not Oregon, but you were on the right track.

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12 hours ago, deirdra said:

Looks like she parked at another scenic overlook and snapped a pic. How adventurous. Or is she trying to out-compete Janelle & Christine & kids' hikes in the hills?

Definitely. Not a chance in hell did she hike any of that. I just attempted a 14,000'+ summit over the weekend, barely made it to 12,000', and only just now got over altitude sickness. And I'm 10+ years younger than Meri and in excellent shape. It took weeks and weeks of preparation and days of acclimatization to even attempt the hike and it messed me up but good. At most she drove up there, walked out far enough to snap a photo, and drove home to eat more bananas (which, to be fair, are excellent hiking fuel aside from the fact that they are not calorie dense enough to pack down tightly--they help retain water and provide essential electrolytes as well as sugar). Wait, did I just inadvertently say something nice about Meri?

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3 hours ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

What the queen of polyester and photoshop omitted, is that there is a shuttle that will take you up the mountain and stops at several look out points...

Her sycophants never even imagine that their Queen isn't totally honest and would  never, ever try to deceive them.  She really does have a Barbie head on a huge body, is a good kind saint who puts all others ahead of herself, is a self made woman who is the boss of all she surveys, is stalked because of her beauty and alluring eyes, and remains the love of Kootie's life. 

Morons all,

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6 hours ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

What the queen of polyester and photoshop omitted, is that there is a shuttle that will take you up the mountain and stops at several look out points, she can barely talk and walk in Flagstaff at an elevation of 6900 

and she is not wearing hiking boots in any of the photos, nor backpack with 2-3 quarts of water needed to hike in areas like that.

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17 minutes ago, deirdra said:

That art on the wall behind her is not bad.   Wouldn't a cursive family sign be more appropriate?

I think the wall art represents a version of a Mandala.  It has been said that meditating on a Mandala is an assist to achieving the perfect "self".

A cursive family sign would be too blatantly obvious for our Lady of Deep Thoughts Meri.

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10 hours ago, deirdra said:

and she is not wearing hiking boots in any of the photos, nor backpack with 2-3 quarts of water needed to hike in areas like that.

This. As a former professional in the hiking/backcountry world, I do not see a woman who hiked ANY of it, except perhaps the path from her car to this particular spot. “Find me in the mountains”, Meri says. Yeah, as she steps out of her car to snap an opportunistic shot in order to make herself look like something she isn’t, as usual.

Fake AF. 
 

9 hours ago, Dustbunny said:

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YESSSSSSS!!!!!  I hope she sees this somehow. 

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16 hours ago, Dustbunny said:

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This IS a joke, right?  At the very least, some kind of stab at vanity publishing (even tho it is derogatory and sarcastic).

And, why is this "new" dog posing next to a Christmas tree in mid-June???????  Did they decorate the B&B for the last visitor back in December?

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Y'all, just read some of the comments on that "fetching" picture....Meri answers many of them.  Most of the comments are telling her how great she looks, how much fun she's having, blah blah blah.  Then there's a few who ask her about leaving Kody and the bruises on her legs and she answers them with her usual charming passive-aggressiveness.  It's the worst kind of trolling for attention - laugh along with the ones that are laughing (although I don't think that's really the attention she was looking for but she goes along with it because at least they weren't mean), or the real and raw comments, to which she throws it back on the person commenting with an angry response masked as humor and deflection.

TL;DR - so tired of people posting crap looking for attention and then getting mad at the WRONG kind of attention.  Meri must spend literally hours on social media, choosing who to answer and who to block forever.  

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58 minutes ago, laurakaye said:

 Meri must spend literally hours on social media, choosing who to answer and who to block forever.  

Is anyone else here locked out of Meri's Instagram?  I was blocked about a month or so ago, despite the fact that I have never commented there, the only motive that I could think of is that I may possibly have liked a less than favorable comment made to her. 

I seem to have been on a one month s*it list because I was able to access the site again about a week ago. Now I'm blocked again.  I have no problem accessing Instagram sites for any of the other Brown bunch, so it isn't a glitch from this end.  I have to wonder if she or one of her minions is monitoring this site.

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3 hours ago, laurakaye said:

so tired of people posting crap looking for attention and then getting mad at the WRONG kind of attention.  Meri must spend literally hours on social media, choosing who to answer and who to block forever.  

She also must spend a lot of time on her eye makeup ... then complains about stalkers at Costco

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3 hours ago, Sandy W said:

Is anyone else here locked out of Meri's Instagram?  I was blocked about a month or so ago, despite the fact that I have never commented there, the only motive that I could think of is that I may possibly have liked a less than favorable comment made to her. 

I seem to have been on a one month s*it list because I was able to access the site again about a week ago. Now I'm blocked again.  I have no problem accessing Instagram sites for any of the other Brown bunch, so it isn't a glitch from this end.  I have to wonder if she or one of her minions is monitoring this site.

I often wonder about this too - just think about the massive time-suck it is to scroll through 600 comments, weed out the ones that don't think Meri Brown actually is a #BossBabe, find their IG handles, and block them.  That's way too much work for such a pathetic payoff.

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20 hours ago, Sandy W said:

Is anyone else here locked out of Meri's Instagram?  I was blocked about a month or so ago, despite the fact that I have never commented there, the only motive that I could think of is that I may possibly have liked a less than favorable comment made to her. 

I seem to have been on a one month s*it list because I was able to access the site again about a week ago. Now I'm blocked again.  I have no problem accessing Instagram sites for any of the other Brown bunch, so it isn't a glitch from this end.  I have to wonder if she or one of her minions is monitoring this site.

I don’t have IG anymore but was blocked from Meri’s page a long time ago and never commented and couldn’t figure out if it was because my part of my username was the first name as one of her family member’s (coincidence) or because I liked a comment that she should “put her walls down” or something of the sort.  Before I heard she blocked people that never commented I was like was she trying to block a family member or did she think other people might confuse me even though my user name was clearly not that similar? Guess I’ll never know 🤷🏻‍♀️ what the reason was.
 

p.s. I could see all the other Browns’ pages so I figured Meri had blocked me and it wasn’t a glitch.

eta:  I really have no memory of posting on her page but since my memory is not always the greatest, even if I did  I don’t think I would have been snarky because I generally think if people want to be “delusional” or “grandiose” on their own page they can be and I’m not sure I even knew a lot of snarky stuff about Meri at the time anyway. Again, could have been a reason I’m totally unaware.

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