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[Marley]

Ppl say shit when they are mad. I’m not a fan of any of these ppl tho so the more drama the better. Mid season trailer looks legit!

[racked]

32 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

'Vanderpump Rules' : Ariana Madix Confronts 'Stranger' Tom Sandoval After Split and Says She Wants Him 'to Die'
 

These people are psychotic.  Always wanting to murder each other, light on fire, hit by a truck, etc.  That’s really not normal talk.

Normal people don’t go on reality tv, but in particular this show. They’ve all been talking murder since day one. 

[ZettaK]

13 hours ago, chlban said:

I just rewatched the season where Kristen was stalking Tom and Ariana. Ariana could not stop harping about Kristen saying she hoped Ariana git hit by a truck  Here she is hoping essentially the same thing, just not specific about the method. The Irony on these shows. Obviously, what Raquel did was totally wrong, but Ariana has always had that air of superiority that made her way too sure if herself and her relatIonship. I have sympathy but, honestly, it's limited. She cheated with him when he was with Kristen, she refused to believe Miami Girl and I would bet a bunch that Raquel was not the first fling since Miami Girl. I cannot even fathom that there is one woman that wants to live with Tom anyway. I hope both women move on. 

 

 

 

Some woman claimed she had a one night stand with Sandoval when his band played in Chicago in November. I posted about it a few days ago. 

I don't believe Sandoval and Raquel's relationship will last. 

19 hours ago, Gharlane said:

I never cared about Jo, too, and neither should Katie.  I don't know why Katie cares about what Schwartz is doing post-divorce. He certainly doesn't seem to care about her activities.

 

Oh boy!  Will they have shit-eating grins while gloating or will they have their sad faces on?

Jax is way too happy with what happened. He is ecstatic!

[farmgal4]

On 3/20/2023 at 12:57 AM, ZettaK said:

Jax and Brittany will be on Watch What Happens Live on Wednesday.

Which will make Jax think that he’s un-canceled.

[farmgal4]

On 3/13/2023 at 9:31 AM, chlban said:

Agree. I can't stand doormat Brittany and so glad she's gone, but they’re break up-and we all know it's coming sooner or later-will be epic. Even better than Kristen and Sandoval. Totally honest, but embarrassing admission, I thought crazy Kristen stalking Sandoval was the best season of the show. Ariana is not going to go full in Bunny Boiler for the cameras like Kristen did. And I suspect Brittany would make Kristen look calm.

IMO the only reason Jax is still with Brittany is because of their child.  Brittany knew that having Jax’s baby would keep him around, and she will threaten to take the child to KY permanently, if Jax wants a divorce.  Jax is stuck.  

[FozzyBear]

2 hours ago, farmgal4 said:

IMO the only reason Jax is still with Brittany is because of their child.  Brittany knew that having Jax’s baby would keep him around, and she will threaten to take the child to KY permanently, if Jax wants a divorce.  Jax is stuck.  

I think Jax and Brittany are together because deep down they know that’s the best they can do. I think both want money and fame and are both afraid of being alone and they both know the other can’t find anyone better so…

[farmgal4]

37 minutes ago, FozzyBear said:

I think Jax and Brittany are together because deep down they know that’s the best they can do. I think both want money and fame and are both afraid of being alone and they both know the other can’t find anyone better so…

You may be exactly right, because neither one of them would win any prizes in any category, but I think she could’ve done way better than Jax, who is not marriage material in any way, shape or form.  I’ve been watching reruns of the show, and Brittany was tiny when she met Jax and she had the most beautiful skin.  Her complexion was flawless.  I didn’t realize that she had a boob job specifically for Jax.  She’ll also need to have breast augmentation surgery because breastfeeding does a number on humongous udders, but she might as well wait until she’s done having kids.  Speaking of which, I wonder when she’ll get pregnant again?

[Jennifersdc]

On 3/20/2023 at 4:52 PM, heatherchandler said:

'Vanderpump Rules' : Ariana Madix Confronts 'Stranger' Tom Sandoval After Split and Says She Wants Him 'to Die'
 

These people are psychotic.  Always wanting to murder each other, light on fire, hit by a truck, etc.  That’s really not normal talk.

I threatened to light something on fire just today (property - no humans involved) and regularly threaten physical violence (third-party providers and not to their face - though I think they get the message).

Maybe I should be on reality TV…I’d light myself on fire first.

My current company actually thinks I’m really funny. I now work for basically a non-profit (affordable housing ownership Fund) and they are way too nice  for this business. I’ve been helping them with that.

In more interesting news - I saw the mid-season trailer. FI Tom is going to come off really poorly and I’m here for it.

Edited March 21, 2023 by Jennifersdc
Very minor

[princelina]

On 3/20/2023 at 8:58 AM, Gharlane said:

Oh boy!  Will they have shit-eating grins while gloating or will they have their sad faces on?

Jax with the first and Brittany with the second 😄

[goofygirl]

On 3/19/2023 at 1:49 AM, hoodooznoodooz said:

Something Really Skeevy, Pathetic and Astoundingly Arrogant About Their Toms.

 

*edited 3.20.23, 3:17 am

Dick & Harry's?

[ZettaK]

Raquel's hideous outfit from last year's reunion.

Brock didn't take a break from filming. He was not offered a contract- allegedly. Almost nobody wanted to film with him but Schwartz, and Scheana created a story line which involved Tom. 

Edited March 23, 2023 by ZettaK

[ZettaK]

21 hours ago, farmgal4 said:

IMO the only reason Jax is still with Brittany is because of their child.  Brittany knew that having Jax’s baby would keep him around, and she will threaten to take the child to KY permanently, if Jax wants a divorce.  Jax is stuck.  

Brittany is desperate. There is an old episode right now on Bravo where Jax dumped her because he "didn't feel good about himself", after he cheated on her, and she forgave him, and soon after she went back to him. She would never leave him. He is not in any position to find another decent woman easily- he has a kid, he has a bad reputation, and he is not on a reality show anymore. 

Edited March 22, 2023 by ZettaK

[peachmangosteen]

1 hour ago, ZettaK said:

Brock didn't take a break from filming. He was not offered a contract- allegedly. Almost nobody wanted to film with him but Schwartz, and Scheana created a story line which involved Tom.

Why don't they want to film with him?

[JenE4]

Seems like Raquel was just sitting outside a strip mall waiting for the paparazzi to come talk to her??? TMZ to the rescue.

https://apple.news/AVHHY8fpCS6y-DndGN_M8fA

[Gharlane]

You missed the far more interesting story! :-O

[bosawks]

22 minutes ago, Gharlane said:

You missed the far more interesting story! :-O

It’s probably also a better conversationalist…

[ZettaK]

18 hours ago, peachmangosteen said:

Why don't they want to film with him?

Brock is a user, and I remember he wanted to create a business with some show members. Maybe something to do with it? They also probably don't like that he abandoned his kids, didn't pay for child support, and he was too eager to be with Scheana who is famous and has some money. He abused his former partner in Australia, as well- she took a restraining order.

Edited March 23, 2023 by ZettaK

[Misslindsey]

I read or saw something that Lala said that she changed her tune on Brock, because he is so good with Ocean, so I would assume that she would have filmed with him.

Brock has shown up to some of the group events this season and we are probably going to see the wedding, so that story seems a bit off in my opinion.

[ZettaK]

7 hours ago, JenE4 said:

Seems like Raquel was just sitting outside a strip mall waiting for the paparazzi to come talk to her??? TMZ to the rescue.

https://apple.news/AVHHY8fpCS6y-DndGN_M8fA

I don't doubt she notified TMZ. She is always casually dressed with no makeup on after the exposure of the affair, in order to appear young and innocent. She said that the reunion is today, her and Sandoval are on a break, Scheana attacked her, and she has a permanent scar on her eyebrow, there was friendship before the affair, Tom Schwartz didn't know, there was no coverup, and their kiss was not fake, Lala hates her, as always, and that she tried to apologize to Ariana, but didn't go well. 

[chlban]

12 hours ago, ZettaK said:

Brock is a user, and I remember he wanted to create a business with some show members. Maybe something to do with it? They also probably don't like that he abandoned his kids, didn't pay for child support, and he was too eager to be with Scheana who is famous and has some money. He abused his former partner in Australia, as well- she took a restraining order.

Scheana’s taste in men is really unbelievable. Not only does she not learn anything, they actually keep getting worse. 

[Jennifersdc]

1 hour ago, chlban said:

Scheana’s taste in men is really unbelievable. Not only does she not learn anything, they actually keep getting worse. 

I find Brock to be incredibly skeevy. I actually find myself having a little shiver (not in the good way) every time he appears. But maybe that’s just me. 

[b2H]

On 3/20/2023 at 5:25 PM, racked said:

Normal people don’t go on reality tv, but in particular this show. They’ve all been talking murder since day one. 

If my partner of a dozen years did to me what was done to Ariana, murder would be the ONLY thing on my mind.  I would want to go out of my way to hurt the two perpetrators as badly as I could.  Ariana didn't deserve any of this.  That Tom could do this to her speaks more of his character (and Raquel's) than it does of Ariana's.

[IntrovertRed]

9 hours ago, Jennifersdc said:

I find Brock to be incredibly skeevy. I actually find myself having a little shiver (not in the good way) every time he appears. But maybe that’s just me. 

He just looks so dirty and smelly. And it will only get worse as he gets older. Good luck with that, Scheana. 

Edited March 24, 2023 by KLJ

[farmgal4]

On 3/20/2023 at 3:52 PM, heatherchandler said:

'Vanderpump Rules' : Ariana Madix Confronts 'Stranger' Tom Sandoval After Split and Says She Wants Him 'to Die'
 

These people are psychotic.  Always wanting to murder each other, light on fire, hit by a truck, etc.  That’s really not normal talk.

It speaks to their maturity, which is Jr. High school level at best.

[ZettaK]

The reunion was taped yesterday. Schena and Raquel attended, but at different times because of Raquel's temporary restraining order. One had to leave when the other was present because they had to be 100 feet away from each other. Raquel asked Andy Cohen to serve papers to Scheana. Scheana's attorney claimed they didn't have legal meaning because they didn't have a court stamp, and that's not a legal procedure.

https://pagesix.com/2023/03/23/raquel-served-scheana-papers-with-no-legal-meaning-at-vpr-reunion/

Edited March 24, 2023 by ZettaK

[hoodooznoodooz]

35 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

Raquel asked Andy Cohen to serve papers to Scheana. Scheana's attorney claimed they didn't have legal meaning because they didn't have a court stamp, and that's not a legal procedure.

https://pagesix.com/2023/03/23/raquel-served-scheana-papers-with-no-legal-meaning-at-vpr-reunion/

 

[bosawks]

A podcast I listened to called Raquel and Sandy, Dolt & Bolt, and I howled.

I'd give credit but I don't remember which one and I'm to lazy to backtrack. 

[ZettaK]

Raquel and Sandoval met at the reunion, for the first time since the eventful after season Bravo filming session. They both wore coordinating black. They talked outside their trailers.

Edited March 24, 2023 by ZettaK

[bosawks]

I imagine at this point he just smells like old cigarettes, stale beer, and desperation.

So, like Axe body spray.

[Gharlane]

18 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

Raquel and Sandoval met at the reunion, for the first time since the eventful after season Bravo filming session. They both wore coordinating black. They talked during a break.

Black? They wore black to the reunion? Really? *rolls eyes*

[ZettaK]

9 minutes ago, Gharlane said:

Black? They wore black to the reunion? Really? 

I don't think they wore black during filming of the reunion, that's what they were wearing when they arrived/left. And the choice of color was most probably intentional. Raquel seems like she prefers other colors normally. 

Edited March 24, 2023 by ZettaK

[chlban]

22 hours ago, Jennifersdc said:

I find Brock to be incredibly skeevy. I actually find myself having a little shiver (not in the good way) every time he appears. But maybe that’s just me. 

Not just you. Shay seemed nice in the beginning. Russell, Rob or whatever his name was, and Adam clearly just wanted screen time but Brock is just totally Skeevy. And I got that vibe before I knew he was a deadbeat dad. He'll probably stick around as long as Scheana is supporting him. 

[ZettaK]

This is in the mid season trailer. Cast members questioned Sandoval and Raquel after Ally (James' gf) saw them dancing at The Abbey in Los Angeles in August.

Edited March 25, 2023 by ZettaK

[glowbug]

2 hours ago, Gharlane said:

Black? They wore black to the reunion? Really? *rolls eyes*

That’s not her reunion dress. Her reunion dress is green. 

[FozzyBear]

13 minutes ago, glowbug said:

That’s not her reunion dress. Her reunion dress is green. 

The girl is pretty. I’ll give her that.

[hoodooznoodooz]

3 hours ago, ZettaK said:

Raquel and Sandoval met at the reunion, for the first time since the eventful after season Bravo filming session. They both wore coordinating black. They talked outside their trailers.

Rachel must think that she is in love. She would not wear black to sleep alone, unless she thought someone would pay more attention to her.

[ZettaK]

20 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Rachel must think that she is in love. She would not wear black to sleep alone, unless she thought someone would pay more attention to her.

Just look at the way she is looking at him. 

I also noticed that she is vaping now (on recent photos, after the exposure of the affair). Sandoval is a smoker, as seen on the above photos. She is imitating him again, like with the lightning bolt necklace. 

Edited March 25, 2023 by ZettaK
Typo

[Jel]

48 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

Just look at the way she is looking at him. 

I also noticed that she is vaping now (on recent photos, after the exposure of the affair). Sandoval is a smoker, as seen on the above photos. She is imitating him again, like with the lighting bolt necklace. 

We really need a "pitiful" - icon. 

[Marley]

They must still be together but are saying they are on a break to maybe look better. I feel like Sandoval wants a mini me so if she agreed I could see them having a kid. Obv just a theory.

[chlban]

On 3/22/2023 at 5:26 PM, JenE4 said:

Seems like Raquel was just sitting outside a strip mall waiting for the paparazzi to come talk to her??? TMZ to the rescue.

https://apple.news/AVHHY8fpCS6y-DndGN_M8fA

WTH? Why was she just sitting there. That is weird.

[hoodooznoodooz]

4 hours ago, ZettaK said:

Just look at the way she is looking at him. 

I also noticed that she is vaping now (on recent photos, after the exposure of the affair). Sandoval is a smoker, as seen on the above photos. She is imitating him again, like with the lighting bolt necklace. 

If only she could grow a p o r n stache.

[ZettaK]

5 hours ago, FozzyBear said:

The girl is pretty. I’ll give her that.

This is how she looks all fixed up for the reunion, with professional makeup on, etc. This is how she looked the day before, without makeup on, when she called TMZ for an interview outside a strip mall store. 

[CallmeCray]

3 hours ago, Marley said:

They must still be together but are saying they are on a break to maybe look better. I feel like Sandoval wants a mini me so if she agreed I could see them having a kid. Obv just a theory.

I believe they’re together, but it’s interesting you mentioned Tom wanting a mini-me - when I saw that first pic of the two of them, my first thought was that she’s pregnant.

Edited March 24, 2023 by CallmeCray

[bosawks]

17 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

This is how she looks all fixed up for the reunion, with professional makeup on, etc. This is how she looked the day before, without makeup on, when she called TMZ for an interview outside a strip mall store. 

Is it weird that I think if we put a pornstache on her she’d look like Sandoval.

[ZettaK]

20 minutes ago, CallmeCray said:

I believe they’re together, but it’s interesting you mentioned Tom wanting a mini-me - when I saw that first pic of the two of them, my first thought was that she’s pregnant.

I wouldn't be surprised if she became pregnant.

[hoodooznoodooz]

9 hours ago, ZettaK said:

This is how she looked the day before, without makeup on, when she called TMZ for an interview outside a strip mall store. 

She looks like a Harry Potter stand-in or double.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Brittany’s constant nervous giggling. 

That corset-like, sausage-casing top portion of her outfit was trying to pop her implants.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Shocking to me. Jax actually had a few valid opinions on WWHL. That Rachel’s malleability and codependency tendencies appealed to Sandoval. Ariana is too confident and strong.

[IntrovertRed]

On 3/20/2023 at 4:25 PM, racked said:

Normal people don’t go on reality tv, but in particular this show. They’ve all been talking murder since day one. 

On 3/23/2023 at 1:09 PM, b2H said:

If my partner of a dozen years did to me what was done to Ariana, murder would be the ONLY thing on my mind.  I would want to go out of my way to hurt the two perpetrators as badly as I could.  Ariana didn't deserve any of this.  That Tom could do this to her speaks more of his character (and Raquel's) than it does of Ariana's.

Sadly I know what Ariana is going through, you really don't think rationally because your emotions are all over the place.  It's such a horrible thing to go through this because you feel dumb and ugly, like they were laughing at you. You are truly never the same and you never want to trust anyone ever again. You second guess everything and feel like your whole life was a lie and yes, a part of you wishes that person were dead.  God, I get emotional just thinking about it all over again.  Stupidly, I tried to forgive and wasted many years to try to get past it.  Ariana is smart to immediately end it (unlike Brittany). Once trust is broken, you can't ever repair it.  It makes me sad to watch Brittany and Jax, because you can see she's a broken person, no matter how much she laughs hysterically.  She's probably re-living it all again. 

Tom trying to be a nice guy asking if Ariana wants something enrages me.  I bet he was gaslighting Ariana all last year, saying she's crazy for thinking he's messing around and having doubts about him, etc.  And it works because then you start to think that maybe you're are crazy or seeing things.  It's a complete mind-fuck because the cheater can be such convincing liars and gaslighters.  I've learned to always trust your gut.  The sooner Ariana and Tom can get away from each other, the better.  Ideally, that means not being on VPR together, but doubtful that will happen.  

Edited March 25, 2023 by KLJ

[ZettaK]

1 hour ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Shocking to me. Jax actually had a few valid opinions on WWHL. That Rachel’s malleability and codependency tendencies appealed to Sandoval. Ariana is too confident and strong.

It's obvious. Raquel is young, impressionable, not exactly intelligent, and follows Sandoval around like a puppy. And he likes it.