The Millionaire Matchmaker - General Discussion

[ScoobieDoobs]

I'm wondering if this whole thing was just a try out for Jill, so Andy could get an idea how she'd behave & see if he could bring her back to NY Housewives. I'm sure she failed the test miserably. Cuz it looks like she tried to take over Patti's show. And even Patti was having a hard time squashing her. Oy, Jillzy, you're the same PITA monster you always were. She can pretty much forget about Andy ever bringin' her back to NY Housewives.

Poor, poor Ally looks soooo socially awkward. Has the poor thing ever had a date? Oh, this looks like it's gonna be a painful one.

Edited December 19, 2014 by ScoobieDoobs

[Madding crowd]

This was such a boring episode. Both Chilli and Jeff seemed like the dullest people on earth, maybe they should date each other. Jeff had a very unfortunate nose and no personality. And Patti seemed to really pounce on the having kids idea, but isn't Chilli at least 40 years old? It doesn't mean she can't have a kid, but it's not likely she is going to get  married and have a few years to settle down before having more children.

 

They need to bring back Patti meeting the guys and girls in her office, it was more fun. 

[ScoobieDoobs]

Jeff had a very unfortunate nose and no personality.

 

 

Honestly, I'm still scratchin' my head trying to figure that guy out.  I'd say it's almost too easy to fling out the gay accusation.  In spite of the beat-up nose, which close-up made him look like hell, his body was incredible & I think he was still (looks-wise only, thank you) hot as fuck.  I have no doubt as a hot NFL player he got laid a lot with plenty of women.  But when he was laying in the tub with Patti's hookup for him, & they're practically naked, he looked like he couldn't care less.  Not sure what that meant.  That he's gotten laid so much with so many women he was mostly indifferent to this chick?

 

I can't get inside his head.  So Idk if his indifference to this woman & his inability to have a relationship with any woman means he actually wants dick.  It may not.  Actually, I don't think it does.  He seems to want women sexually.  It's just he's so damn passive.  I think it may have to do with that women have come his way so easily in the past.  He needs to get himself to a shrink ASAP.  

 

Patti didn't help him one bit in the way she dealt with him.  Her "experts" (um, fakes) are always a ridiculous waste of time.  So Patti mocked him for being passive & "shy".  Big help there, Patti.  And then she told him to get a sense of humor.  Also a big help.  He's dull guy.  Dat's who is.  Plenty of dull rich guys hook up & get married all da freakin' time.  Why can't he?  Oy, does Patti help anyone -- er, EVER?  This season, it looks like she ain't gonna help ANY of these z-listers, is she?

 

but isn't Chilli at least 40 years old?

 

 

Chilli said she was 43.  That usually means ya could add a few years to what they say.  I didn't believe her wanting to have a child crap for a sec, but she had to come up with something.  Still say she was there to announce & push & plug & promote her tour & dat's about it.  She didn't seem to give a flying fuck about any of the dudes Patti was pushing at her.  The a-hole stunt guy was hot as hell.  Chilli shoulda told Patti to go fuck off & then gotten busy with him.  But she wasn't into him.  Maybe she really just wants Usher back. 

Edited December 23, 2014 by ScoobieDoobs

[Rahul]

I thought it was hilarious in the previews with Jill Zarin's daughter, that Patti told Jill to "zip it" followed by Jill sticking her straw in her nose.  All I could think of was Jill's crazy dog licking her nose all the time.  Some things just don't change.

 

Haha, me too. Jill Zarin does seem to love taking it up the... nose.

[Ohwell]

Maybe she really just wants Usher back.

I've always thought that.

[Rahul]

Felix is gay gay gay as are most of these guys she brings to the mixers. She failed at setting up both of these people this week. I hate when she acts like it was a success because the celebrity is going to date again. Whatever.

 

 

I dunno about gay, but he's not a lawyer as he claimed to be. Evidently he's a porn star who goes by the pseudonym Jay Smooth as I learned on the Millionaire Matchmaker IMDb forum: http://simplysxy.com/articles/2014/05/06/interview-jay-smooth-male-pornstar-poland/

 

Not the first time Patti has had adult stars as the procured meat recruited dates for her millionaires. She really is running a co-ed brothel, isn't she?

Edited December 24, 2014 by Rahul

[Ubiquitous]

That's why I call her "Procurement Patty"!

I watched part of this ep but changed channels when she swapped out the woman's date and gave her I-know-best monolog.

[Toaster Strudel]

Hey I'm home with the flu so... watching this on Youtube (I don't get this precious trash TV in my market, it's a crying shame).

 

Patti's 2-tone hair is a riot.  Her hair mannerisms drive me crazy.  Loved "I need some dick in my life" Chili.  Glad that Patti advised her to choose for her selection of casting call hopefuls instead of celebrity.  Chili was really good pretending this shit was serious.  What she's 43 and wants more kids?  By the time she finds a dude and delivers a baby, she'll be 50.  No just no.  Want, Patti is serious about finding someone to impregnate her?  She's got to know this is crazy talk. 

 

Odgen is sick of superficial relationship so he goes to Patti?  Who's your celebrity crush?  Jessica Biel. OK I'll get you a brunette.  Then she finds him an Asian girl. Mkay. "Brunette" NOW that's a deep connection.  LOL I hope they paid him well for this appearance.  Maybe he got a bonus for putting "Patti" and "expertise" in the same sentence without cracking up.

 

I do miss the assistants that gave her attitude behind her back.

[Toaster Strudel]

I dunno about gay, but he's not a lawyer as he claimed to be. Evidently he's a porn star who goes by the pseudonym Jay Smooth as I learned on the Millionaire Matchmaker IMDb forum: http://simplysxy.com/articles/2014/05/06/interview-jay-smooth-male-pornstar-poland/

Anyone here shocked?

[ZaldamoWilder]

43's her real age. When tlc came out I remember thinking hey I can move like that these chicks are only a couple o y than me. (I'm 46). As irrational as the baby yearn is, it also tracks, she expressed it several times as a top priority when she had her own dating reality show a few years back. The gtfoh here part is that it seems she wants to biologically have another baby.....without yet having met its father......at 43. That's that Halle Berry shit. She never not wanted Usher - I'm referencing a Behind the Music type interview she did shortly after their breakup - both admit it was a perfect relationship, they loved each other to pieces then he did the one typical thing that she don't tolerate. I think she wants him back too but can't get past the hurt of it. He's still a whore so I guess she was right.

Scoobie I'm giggling my ass off at your lightweight Jeff obsession lol! Maybe he just wa sn't at into that particular woman? Hell, a former NFL dude, the guy could just be coochied out.

crapperjacks typing on a nook sucks.

couple years younger than me

And

maybe he's not that into her

[aurora296]

I just watched this episode. I'm trying to remember what John Salley said to that boring football player about trust. It was a good point that I wanted to share with someone I know with a bunch of walls up. Something like, "People that don't trust, shouldn't be trusted?" 

[Toaster Strudel]

There was this actor that looked a lot like he could be Patrick Swayze's brother.  How cool would that be?  They could mention Patrick's ghost every 30 seconds!  Just kidding, we know Patti wouldn't sink that low. 

 

Jewish narcissist with the dirty jokes doesn't get that his jokes aren't shocking anyone except how unfunny they are.

[Lablover27]

So Cal here.  Just wanted to jump in and say, I am NOT watching anything with Jill Zarin/Susan Saunders on it.  I'd rather read about it here.  Carry on, Happy New Year!

 

Scoobie, not watching just for that!  Keep Jill off my TV ;) 

Edited January 2, 2015 by Lablover27

[Ubiquitous]

I watched the very first ep with "sex toy Bob" and some other middle ager looking for a 20-something girl that "Procurement Patty" felt needed taught a lesson. Oh, puhlease!

I caugh the first minute of the new one and jebus, Jill cannot even stop herself from interposing her face-lifted self into her daughter's audition video!

Edited January 3, 2015 by Ubiquitous

[Ffiferoo]

I don't know if it was supposed to be before, but this season just seems like an intentional joke with the canned clients and the staged introductions.  It's not even fun to watch anymore, the whole matchmaking process seems to have more or less dissolved in favor of Patti BSing with other Bravo personalities.  She doesn't even seem to be trying to keep up the illusion of authenticity anymore.

[Lone Wolf]

I don't know if it was supposed to be before, but this season just seems like an intentional joke with the canned clients and the staged introductions.  It's not even fun to watch anymore, the whole matchmaking process seems to have more or less dissolved in favor of Patti BSing with other Bravo personalities.  She doesn't even seem to be trying to keep up the illusion of authenticity anymore.

 

She (or her people) apparently want it out there that she feels similarly:

 

http://www.inquisitr.com/1722141/millionaire-matchmaker-canceled-patti-stanger-talks-spinoff/

[Lone Wolf]

Jill Zarin is one of Patti’s oldest friends. Now that Jill's daughter, Ally, has just graduated from college, Jill wants Patti’s help in setting her daughter on the right path to love. Can Patti get Mama bear Jill to step away long enough to find the right guy for Ally, not her mom? Dating mentor Kristin Cavallari teaches Ally to know her self-worth. Patti’s other client this week is Prince Ferdinand Von Anhalt of Germany who is Zsa Zsa Gabor's stepson. Can Patti train the prince not to lead with his royal title, and more importantly, his love of pink?

[ScoobieDoobs]

Ah, Patti sure does squelch her personality for the Bravo peeps, doesn't she?  C'mon, let's face it, if Ally was not connected to Bravo (well, she wouldn't been there in the first place), but Patti would have mentioned Ally's weight about a second in.  Cuz we all know how insanely cruel Patti is.  But she always tries to justify it by saying she's merely being honest.  Yeah right.  She's just mean as fuck.  But with Ally, Patti was gentle as a lamb.  Never once mentioning her weight.

 

Remember how Patti was with Robin?  While she never called her outright fat, she made a lot of very nasty references to her being large.  She never did that at all with Ally.  Hmmmm.  Look, it is what it is.  Ally has a pretty face & nice hair.  She's intelligent & seems mostly very well mannered & nice.  She absolutely has a lot to offer.  

 

But for Patti to not mention that Ally isn't thin to potential dates is misleading.  And it could be potentially humiliating & embarrassing for Ally.  OK, so in this scripted shit, Patti made this a blind date sorta thing.  A really shitty idea if this wasn't all scripted to the max.  What if Ally's blind date had seen her & took off, cuz he didn't know what he was getting into?  Guess it doesn't matter, cuz like I said this shit is all scripted & planned, but still even the crummy script doesn't hide what a shitty matchmaker Patti is.

 

Ally's date seemed nice enough, but he seemed to me like the Prince's date -- just wannabees lookin' to get their mugs on TV.  I could say dat bout the Prince too.  He was trying way too hard to be a ridiculous character.  His father does the same.  Whatever.  I can't believe the ratings for this piece of shit show are still OK.  At this point it sucks so bad, I don't understand why it's still on.

Edited January 2, 2015 by ScoobieDoobs

[AnnaL]

I am not even going to comment on Allie, poor girl at 23 and she still hasn't figured out how to say no to her overbearing mother, this episode was not about Allie at all, it was about Jill getting air time because in her delusional mind she figures that millions are dying to watch her and when the ratings go through the roof Andy wI'll beg her to come back to Bravo.

Jill, to use you poor and insecure daughter, to further your own agenda is awful, but as usual jill is very sloppy, if Jill thought this was her big come back I sure hope it only served to remind viewers with frail memories what kind of harpy Jill really is.

Jill is the MIL from hell and any smart guy would steer away from her at any cost, Allie, sweet Alllie, go far away, very far away where nobody has heard of Jill and find yourself the nice guy you deserve.

[BodhiGurl]

Five minutes in on the DVR and I've confirmed to myself that I will remain happy to not see Jill Zarin on tv... Has not changed whatsoever... And that squawking.... Blah... Hopefully Ally can find a good guy...also a good job so she can move out ;)

[Ffiferoo]

She (or her people) apparently want it out there that she feels similarly:

 

http://www.inquisitr.com/1722141/millionaire-matchmaker-canceled-patti-stanger-talks-spinoff/

 

Also interesting that she flat-out says this season is about "celebrities".  I don't know that I would watch a spinoff, but production needs to pick a direction to take and stick with it, right now there doesn't seem to be a focus on anything but plugging other people's careers.

[ScoobieDoobs]

Jill, to use you poor and insecure daughter, to further your own agenda is awful, but as usual jill is very sloppy, if Jill thought this was her big come back I sure hope it only served to remind viewers with frail memories what kind of harpy Jill really is.

 

 

The surprising thing to me was it seemed like the producers made an effort to mostly edit Jillzy out.  She didn't make much of an impression at all.  If this was her bid -- yet again -- to get Andy to cast her back on NY Housewives, I suspect she failed again.  She seemed very forced & fake on camera.  If she really is this overbearing as a mother, to her daughter who is now 22, it seems more sad, than interesting.  Jillzy was trying to be hilarious -- and yet she wasn't.  She was just acting out some cliche we've seen a zillion times before.  I hope Ally can find herself a nice guy, but as far her getting away from Jillzy?  Dat's never gonna happen.

[mbutterfly]

So what did you all think about Prince Ferdinand. I think that Prinz van Anhalt adopted him as an adult in exchange for money.

[Lone Wolf]

So what did you all think about Prince Ferdinand. I think that Prinz van Anhalt adopted him as an adult in exchange for money.

Just another fame chasing wannabe.  He was adopted by his father, Frederic, who in turn had been adopted as an adult himself, so there's no royal lineage whatsoever.

 

I remember Frederic Prinz von Anhalt claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's infant when ANS died, and then later he pulled some stunt where he was allegedly robbed and left naked and handcuffed in his Rolls Royce by a group of women, but when the police got to the scene, there were no handcuffs.

 

Der German apple doesn't fall far from der tree.

 

TBTB are really hitting us over the head with these plugs. Thank God Kristen Cavallari was able to pony up whatever the going rate is for product placement - she certainly didn't give Ally any meaningful advice, and they couldn't have crow barred her into the storylne any more awkwardly.

[Neurochick]

He said, "those who don't trust can't be trusted."

[ScoobieDoobs]

So the "Prince" is a phony? What? One of Patti's clients is a big ole phony? Wow, what a shock & surprise -- er, cuz it's just never happened before. Isn't the Prince's father the one who TMZ calls Prince Von A-hole?

[Ubiquitous]

I see Jill is still an overbearing cunt, but now with a cheap and ridiculous face lift. Bitch can't even let her daughter make an interview video without interrupting and making it all about her. Stupid cunt. Procurement Patty claiming they were old friends was laughable.

[ScoobieDoobs]

Scoobie I'm giggling my ass off at your lightweight Jeff obsession lol! Maybe he just wa sn't at into that particular woman? Hell, a former NFL dude, the guy could just be coochied out.

crapperjacks typing on a nook sucks.

 

 

Oh this gave me a good chuckle -- thanks!  :-)  

 

By now I couldn't give a rat's ass bout Jeff, but I have one other theory about him & I'm only mentioning it cuz I think it applies to a lot of the asshole clients Patti has shown us in the past.  I think Jeff doesn't especially want to be married.  Maybe he doesn't even want a long term relationship with a woman.  It doesn't make him a freak.  Er, look at Leo lying on the beach in Miami with a hundred 19 year old models.  He doesn't seem to want one either.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2894931/Leonardo-DiCaprio-offers-hand-lead-bevy-bikini-clad-beauties-aboard-boat-enjoys-St-Barts-holiday.html

 

But of course Patti makes anyone who doesn't want a relationship (or to be married) feel like a freak.  Why?  Cuz then they wouldn't need her shitty-ass "services".  Dat's why.  But here's the biggie question.  If Jeff doesn't actually want a relationship, then why in the fuckety fuck was he on the show?  At least we saw Chilli was pushing her tour.  What the hell was Jeff pushing?  Nothing that I could see.  See, this is why i thought he needs to see a shrink.  I got the feeling he's in denial & that he thinks he wants a relationship, when he really doesn't.

 

Now OTOH, Jeff is hardly Leo.  Despite whatever bullshit he was flinging at us about being a well-known ex-NFL player, he's still an ex-player & he don't have Leo's fame or dough or the ability to attract chicks like him.  So maybe Jeff is just putting out the message he's interested in a relationship just to get laid.  And he was on the show to merely to put that message out further.  Sure, he banged the chick Patti hooked him up with, but he looked totally bored by her.  Was he eager to throw her away & work on gettin' the next chick to bang?  Could be his MO.  Or maybe he is gay.  Sorry, I'm gettin' a headache.  Sheesh, how do shrinks do this shit anyway?

[Bellalisa]

Okay what about Angie, one of the ladies lined up to meet the Prince? What was wrong with her face? She said she was 35 which means she was 45- she had cheek implants, lip implants gone wrong, fillers gone wrong and a truckload of botox. I am so surprised Patti didn't call her on that!! It looked so strange her face!

 

Nice to see the outline of Prince's tiny cut penis! Ha ha ha!

[Toaster Strudel]

LOL at the Prince Big Baby showing up with his medals and a sash with skin tight hot pink pants at Patty's office!  Hot pink!  This guy watches too much porno.  Is he for real, or is he a comedian?  Like Borat?  I hope he's a joke because he was hilarious.  His casting call date was really pretty and well dressed.

 

"I need Patti to help me," famous last words.

 

Patti couldn't say the word "cooch" often enough.  I loved how it bugged that harpy of a mother.  Why was mom at the mixer?  Writer guy was a colossal bore.  Even he felt the need to mention that she should separate from her mother... then the mother calls on the date to check.  Grow up, Ally.

 

That Angie with the 10 lb collagen lips and the 50 lbs tatas looked 50.  I think the excess lip collagen gave her an accent.

[Toaster Strudel]

Larry needed help from Patti to lock him securely in the closet and throw away the key.

[Toaster Strudel]

Of course.  It was a publicity stunt.

 

https://www.facebook.com/PrinceFerdinandvonanhalt%C2'> He just created a FB page, and he has a website.

 

Submit booking requests for Interviews, TV-Shows, VIP-Appearances and Advertising to:

 

08/24/2011. Yesterday a boy from the contemplative Guxhagen is today Prince Maximilian Ferdinand Leopold of Anhalt. A story that seems taken straight out of fairy tale land north of Hesse, home to the Brothers Grimm. And yet this story is true, and plays in the here and now.
At its center is the 27-year-old Mark Wölfert. "Yes, it's true," he says, "Prince Frederic von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa Gabor and his wife have adopted me." The freshly baked blue-blooded, who from now on aims to be addressed with "Prince Maximilian", has put his old identity behind him and has since been presented with a picture of his proud new parents on his specially created website.

 

[ScoobieDoobs]

Sheesh, what a load of crap.  I'm baffled why this piece of shit show is still on.

[Ubiquitous]

Hokey smokes! Delusions of grandeur, much, pink-boy?

[Toaster Strudel]

"Prince Ferdinand" has also appeared in some dating show in the Netherlands, too.  Mark Wolfert is merely is marketing himself.  That's why he insists on wearing the sash and the trinkets.  If  you want a Fake!Prince in attendance for your next birthday, pay him enough and he will show up in his pinkest finery to make a toast to your health with your cheap champagne.

 

After all, his motto is "Live, Love, Give."

 

ferdinand-prinzvonanhalt.squarespace.com

[Bellalisa]

Prince Frederic von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa Gabor and his wife have adopted me.- Who is his wife? His dad's wife? So 3 people adopted him? As an adult, and why?

[Bellalisa]

Adult adoptions

Together with his wife Zsa Zsa Gabor, Prinz von Anhalt has adopted several men. Among them are: Marcus Prinz von Anhalt (formerly known as Marcus Eberhardt), who refers to himself as "Prince Germany";[11] Oliver Prinz von Anhalt (formerly known as Oliver Bendig); Michael Prinz von Anhalt (formerly known as Michael Killer).[12] Following their adoption, these men are entitled to use the last name of "Prinz von Anhalt". German newspapers have speculated that Frédéric is effectively selling the name, which would be a criminal offence in Germany and render the adoptions, which were made under German law, invalid.[citation needed]

 

Frederic is not even mentioned here- 3 other adopted adult men are. It sounds like the father, gabors husband,  sells the adoption -- in exchange for the use of the title! It's completely INSANE for him to call himself a Prince! 

[Toaster Strudel]

Candace, "director of recruiting" aka "casting call coordinator" and "LA bar skank herder."

 

David, "director of matchmaking" and "general excuse to stop having those boring superficial mixers."  "He keeps coming up with new ideas to make the mixers more superficial than ever, so I promoted him."

 

Hey Patti, that flesh-colored lipstick... looks a little porno coochie-cooch, wouldn't you say?  Nice peep-toes, though.

 

Melyssa Ford: What are we looking for?  A tall guy.  Can you do this Patti?  Melyssa can't find a tall guy on her own, she needs your help.  But first!  Let's de-vixenize her.  This was wholly unnecessary.  Put her in front of a handful of men and she crumples like an accordion and can't put three words together to make a sentence.  So Melyssa, who do you choose for your master bate?  How the hell is she supposed to choose from a bunch of superficial platitudes?  Well it's doesn't matter really, she's only picking a guy to spend one day with with a bunch of cameramen, cash her check from Patti and be done with the whole circus.   She sucks at bowling, but is great with gutter balls.  Jay was awesome... she's boring, and cigars are gross.  The prologue said she went back with her regular boyfriend after that.

 

Birkhead: "I'm really confident that if anybody can find me love, it's Patti."  So what are we looking for?  A JLHewitt lookalike that loves Kentucky and doesn't mind the Anna Nicole shrine.  That's it!  The secret to Larry's marital bliss.  Oh and also a penis.  Pro-tip: soft handshake = soft pecker.  Birkhead takes photos and works on "Anna Nicole's Image" and Mmmmm I think that this Millionaire Matchmaker appearance is his idea of a publicity stunt to further this goal.  Anna Nicole's ghost was mentioned at least 20 times, success!  What was this practice date business, what a disaster, "do you come here often?"  Please!  It's a blind date.  How did this guy persuade Anna Nicole to turkey-baste herself with his seed?  He has no game.  Good job ladies working on him to feign interest in a woman.  That rainbow bouquet was nice, I'm sure he picked it himself.  Oh good grief, his eyes are darting all around his date, he wants to crawl away.  Patti looked appropriately shocked to learn that a kiss had happened.  He closed his eyes and thought hard about Jim Parsons.

[ScoobieDoobs]

Maybe nasty ole Patti should just say outright she's perfectly fine & dandy with fixing up gay men with gold-digging chicks who only want to marry them for money and/or fame.  Now, lemme see, just what does Larry Birkhead have to offer?  Money?  Meh, not so much.  Fame?  Ya kiddin', right?  Looks?  He was vaguely pretty when Anna Nicole turkey basted his sperm.  Now?  Eh.  What would that matter anyway to potential beard dates?  They'd get as much action as Anna Nicole did.  Which is none.

 

With most of the shitheads Patti has on this shitfest crap show, she'd give a stinkface to 'em & yell & scream at 'em if anyone said to her, they hadn't had a date with anyone in 8 years.  Did Patti do dat with Larry?  Nooooo.  She was just gentle as a lamb with him.  Why?  Cuz this is the way she always acts when she gets Bravo peeps or D-list celebs on her crap show.  Er, maybe Larry hasn't has a date with a woman in 8 years (or ever) cuz he don't want one & he likes the peen.  Ya think?  

 

Also, Larry going on & on about Anna Nicole is even weirder when ya look at what really happened.  She had a very short "relationship" with him -- the nature of which is questionable anyway.  And then she went to great lengths to keep the child away from him & to hide his paternity.  Sounds like she used him quick & cut him out & wanted absolutely nothing to do with him.  And this is what we're to believe he's pining away for & no woman (according to him) could possibly ever measure up to her?  Really?  I get it if if he doesn't wanna out himself cuz maybe it isn't especially safe for out gay people where he lives, but I kinda think he did by this appearance.

 

I suspect Larry only did this shit cuz he's shopping around a reality show for him, the daughter & his family.  What do ya bet? 

Edited January 4, 2015 by ScoobieDoobs

[Toaster Strudel]

I bet 50 coconuts you're right about auditioning for a show.    Having seen him on MM, the Larry & Dannylynn show isn't happening, he wasted his time.

[Kromm]

I am not even going to comment on Allie, poor girl at 23 and she still hasn't figured out how to say no to her overbearing mother, this episode was not about Allie at all, it was about Jill getting air time because in her delusional mind she figures that millions are dying to watch her and when the ratings go through the roof Andy wI'll beg her to come back to Bravo.

Jill, to use you poor and insecure daughter, to further your own agenda is awful, but as usual jill is very sloppy, if Jill thought this was her big come back I sure hope it only served to remind viewers with frail memories what kind of harpy Jill really is.

Jill is the MIL from hell and any smart guy would steer away from her at any cost, Allie, sweet Alllie, go far away, very far away where nobody has heard of Jill and find yourself the nice guy you deserve.

Yeah, I think it's clear that Ally's biggest handicap in dating isn't her weight--it's her mother.  Any guy who meets mom (or even just knows her from TV) is going to run screaming from the room when they connect Ally up to this nightmare of a mother.

 

Poor girl--she deserves better.  Doesn't matter how rich her family is and what creature comforts they have.  Attached to that nightmare of a Smother, Ally is fucked. And not in the good way.

As for Prince Fuckwit?  The less said, the better.

[Kromm]

I see Jill is still an overbearing cunt, but now with a cheap and ridiculous face lift. Bitch can't even let her daughter make an interview video without interrupting and making it all about her. Stupid cunt. Procurement Patty claiming they were old friends was laughable.

What bothers me is that this... thing... won't even let other people finish their sentences.  I despise people who have that "issue"--I want to punch them in the throat. Not that I have a problem with interrupting, when it's needed, but in just a few minutes of viewing you could see that she literally says whatever pops up in her mind, the MOMENT it comes up in her mind, and inserts it right away, every single time.  It's like that joke about looking in "the dictionary" and seeing someone's picture as the definition of something.  The definition of selfish seems like it would include a picture of Jill Zarin.

 

Although a big part of me thinks maybe everything we saw from Jill was a Reality Performance (which means the daughter was drafted into that). I mean the call in the middle of the date?  Come on. That's such a cliche, I can't see it as anything other than a set-up.

Edited January 6, 2015 by Kromm

[ScoobieDoobs]

Yeah, sure, I can believe Jillzy is a big PITA, but c'mon, she was playing up the budinsky, overbearing Jewish mother routine (a ridiculously tired cliche) to the max for the cameras.  Look, this was Jillzy's shot at being on Bravo again, so she was gonna make damned sure she'd be on cam as much as she could.  I think Patti mostly squelched her.  

 

Jillzy was only on there cuz maybe she actually is friendly with Patti, and probably begged her to set up Ally, so Jillzy could get back on Bravo -- even if only for a few minutes.  In the end, what did it mean for Jillzy?  Abso-fuckin'-lutely nothin'.  Dat's what.

 

I suspect if Andy produced this show or was still at Bravo, none of this woulda happened.

Edited January 6, 2015 by ScoobieDoobs

[Toaster Strudel]

I watched the episode with Stefan of "Moods of Norway" and I almost lost it when Patti berated a casting call girl for having two-color hair!  She dispatched her for a make over.  Aw shucks, why can't we do that with Patti?

 

The other "millionaire" was a "millionaire in training" or whatever she calls non-millionaires, some Texas fashion blogger and morning show perky person.  I wanted the British-accented datetestant for myself!

[sasha206]

Not that I didn't already know this but this show has really jumped the shark.  This phony Prince and the child of a Real Housewife. Meanwhile, Patty with the bad ombre whose face is so full of fillers she now looks like a wax candle...

[ScoobieDoobs]

The other one was Courtney Kerr, who had a Bravo show running when season of MM was going on.  Courtney's Bravo show failed miserably & has since faded away.  But yeah, she's hardly a millionaire (suppressing chortles) & it was yet another op for Patti to shill for Bravo, so she could keep this dreadful show going.

[PityFree]

She has awful hair (those bangs! Ugh!), her clothes are unflattering and unprofessional, and her makeup is drag queen-ish... but she does have a good eye for making others look better.  

[BusyOctober]

How does Bravo think anyone watching this isn't aware its all scripted?  Prince Pink Pants and his stooopid medals? I think those can be ordered from Oriental Trading Co. How can he claim to be royal?  He has an adoptive relative who bought a title somewhere down the line.  Doesn't make him in the same league as Prince Albert or Prince William. What a joke to even have him on this show.

 

Jill Fucking Zarin??? Poor Ally needs to move cross country and get long gone from that self promoting witch.  Ally will never have any peace in Jill's toxic orbit.  And Patti's BS about not being able to keep Jill away from the whole process...priceless.Maybe I'm just so anti-Jill, but it seemed like she had more camera time than her daughter. I'm too lazy to look it up but who is Kristin Cavallini?  Is she a relationship "expert"?  Her advice could have come out of a bucketful of fortune cookies.

[Toaster Strudel]

Aw come on, who among us wouldn't treasure dating advice from 5'10" spectacular blonde supermodels with legs that go on forever?  I'm sure Kristin Cavallini and I have a lot in common in the field of dating experiences, we could be buddies and share tips on how to stop intimidating men and being worshiped at the altar of lust, how to shake off the grovelling ones, and the wealthy narcissists seeking a trophy! NOT!!!  I figure Ally must have had similar thoughts.

[bichonblitz]

She has awful hair (those bangs! Ugh!), her clothes are unflattering and unprofessional, and her makeup is drag queen-ish... but she does have a good eye for making others look better.  

You must be watching very old episodes. A couple of seasons ago she grew her bangs out and lost like 25 lbs. She doesn't look as harsh but still not much of an improvement.