Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sarah’s mother is very difficult to look at. I always see her as first level Walking Dead.

She looks like she’s had a really hard life.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Sorry I'm late, the sex swing hook pulled out of the ceiling and I had to get iced down.

Tell your mom a workman's only as good as his tools.

[Keywestclubkid]

child that baby looks like her daddy

[goofygirl]

What's Sara gonna do while old Mr. Sperm is at work exactly?  She's got a dang THREE MONTH OLD BABY!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

You wanted this Sarah. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

child that baby looks like her daddy

Sad, really.

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

She looks like she’s had a really hard life.

She looks like a Morlock.

[Keywestclubkid]

hmmm

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

 

She looks like a Morlock.

D E A D

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, let the poor girl put on some lipstick and brush her hair! She's stuck home with Shawn, for fucks sake. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Sarah is searching for her old boyfriend/soulmate. Trouble in paradise.

[Floatingbison]

When going to prison is differentiated from breaking up.

[Keywestclubkid]

you had a baby with a whole nother person you BROKE up 

[goofygirl]

What's all that pink & black shit in Sara's car?

[SemiCharmedLife]

"There was a lot of chemistry."  As in sexual or fabricated drugs?

[Eldemarge]

I take myself on dates and get dolled up on Saturdays just to go to Whole Foods, so I thought this was normal behavior.

[WaltersHair]

Beer Goggle Chemistry

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

What's all that pink & black shit in Sara's car?

Bad taste?

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I take myself on dates and get dolled up on Saturdays just to go to Whole Foods, so I thought this was normal behavior.

I have totally put on makeup to run errands. As my best friend says, “you never know!”

[goofygirl]

Maybe Sara & Anthony are just gonna go outside and smoke a joint.  She's not looking for someone ELSE is she?  Oh hell to the nawww....

[SemiCharmedLife]

Tomorrow night my hubby and I are going to a Crab Feed.  It's a fundraiser with a silent auction and there will be dancing!  We met each other dancing, so we are really looking forward to a night out.

[candall]

Oh no.  I might cry.  Sarah's going to inflict that fucking loser on her poor sweet daughter just so she can stick it to Shawn for neglecting her?  That is tragic.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Maybe Sara & Anthony are just gonna go outside and smoke a joint.  She's not looking for someone ELSE is she?  Oh hell to the nawww....

Who could possibly compare to Shawn?

[goofygirl]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I have totally put on makeup to run errands. As my best friend says, “you never know!”

I put makeup on so I don't scare people!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Umm, Derek, no one stopped you from using a condom.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Oh no.  I might cry.  Sarah's going to inflict that fucking loser on her poor sweet daughter just so she can stick it to Shawn for neglecting her?  That is tragic.

Fess up, you wrote it, didn't you?

[SemiCharmedLife]

I just had a thought:  Prisons need to have sex ed classes, mandatory.

[Gobi]

I guess those birth control candles didn't work.

[Keywestclubkid]

are you upset? he just got out of prison and just cheated on you ..what the hell do you think 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Umm, Derek, no one stopped you from using a condom.

He didn't need them in prison.

[Pepper Mostly]

What's TJ drinking, green Chartreuse? 

Edited February 25, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[kacesq]

I cannot imagine that drinking is good for a LIVER condition..l

[Empress1]

Just now, goofygirl said:

I put makeup on so I don't scare people!

Ha! I look pretty good (the giant pimple on my forehead notwithstanding; I gotta drink some water), but the funny thing is, I work mostly from home so barely do business casual and rarely wear makeup for work, but I will totally do a cute eye to go to the post office.

[Keywestclubkid]

you didn't lose his baby.... omg I can't wit this storyline 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is he drinking absinthe?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, kacesq said:

I cannot imagine that drinking is good for a LIVER condition..l

BINGO

[Floatingbison]

No worries, because alcohol NEVER leads to relapsing on harder drugs!  LOL

[Keywestclubkid]

TEA serve that TEA ... yessssss 

[kacesq]

What are they even arguing about????

[JenE4]

What is TJ’s domain here? A garage turned into a bar?

[Keywestclubkid]

spill the secrets sis spiilllllll

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, I’m done. Have a good weekend!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, kacesq said:

What are they even arguing about????

what she was telling him puppy was up to 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

What are they even arguing about????

No one knows. Including them. 

[Empress1]

I’m so confused about this argument.

[LEILANI2]

I'm surprised Amber didn't try to choke him too.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Folks,

Jokes about how Derek and Monique would have sex are body shaming. People of all sizes have sex.  These posts have been removed.  Do not continue this discussion. This issue has been raised previously. 

[Floatingbison]

I just want to alert the forum that there is a small dog standing on my head.

 

[candall]

Wait.  Is it possible I just saw Chance's belongings going up in smoke?  Oh boy, oh boy!

 

Next week, Snark Team Six.

[Keywestclubkid]

he was spilling that they were dealing drugs because SHE told him that ... she wanted him to shut up and thus the argument happened ,. she was telling puppies secrets to him and he was saying them on camera 

[goofygirl]

Great snark tonight friends!! Hope y'all have a wonderful weekend!!

[WaltersHair]

See you on the corner next week people!